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Chapter 149 Laigushi: Aha, when will you arrive?
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“But… Camerslana.” Ragus’s voice turned cold and deep again, like a final prophecy.
"Do you really think that by gathering the gaze of the gods, you can escape the mortar that fate has already forged for you and Onphalus?"
"The erudite 'wise' lord has placed a heavy bet on you regarding the ultimate interpretation of 'life';
"Destruction" Nanook has staked the life of the Extinction Lord "Iron Curtain" on you;
And the "memory" of Fu Li has given you almost the most core right to use your destiny...
His words carried a condescending warning, as if he were looking at a child wielding excessive power without knowing its weight:
"The blessings and attention from the star gods are not so easy to bear."
Their weight is enough to crush anyone in an instant.
What you are about to bear may be far heavier than destruction.
Suddenly, outside this myth that should have been eternally silent, a burst of extremely joyful, even noisy, laughter erupted without warning!
"Hahahaha—! This place is so—fun—!"
The laughter was unrestrained and exuberant, filled with the ecstatic joy of discovering something incredibly interesting.
The sound shattered the absolute silence of the place, and caused Lai Gushi to suddenly stand up from his observation seat as if he had been pricked by a needle!
"That piece of scrap metal (Bo Shizun) didn't want, but his strictest 'biological father' (Lai Gushi) actually picked it up!"
And this 'father' is even preparing to 'behead his eldest son'! Aren't you right, Zandal?
Alarm bells rang in Lai Gushi's mind, and he abruptly looked around.
Finally, his gaze settled on a data pipe that should never have shown any abnormalities.
There, out of nowhere, was a red mask that kept opening and closing, painted with an exaggerated smiling face!
"The revered Star God of 'Pleasure'..."
Lai Gushi tried to maintain his scholarly demeanor and composure, but the moment he opened his mouth, his facial muscles uncontrollably pulled and twisted into a ridiculous clown smile!
"No need for formalities~ No need for formalities~" The mask swayed merrily up and down, the sound echoing with a playful tone.
"Aha loves it when people talk to me with a smile!" Before the words were even finished, the pattern on the mask changed instantly, becoming exactly the same as the twisted smile on Lai Gushi's face at that moment!
Then, the mask, with the same smiling face as Lai Gu Shi at that moment, continued in its infuriatingly infuriating tone:
"So, you mean, sir, who's busy 'slaying the eldest son,' that the 'second son' (Iron Tomb) you originally intended to create by destroying your 'eldest son' (intelligence) is now not only in the process of difficult birth, but may not even be born at all;
It may also have its nutrients constantly stolen by its sibling that came out of the same womb—that little guy named Bai Mo;
It might even lead to... a miscarriage? Right? Hahahaha! This is so hilarious!!
Lai Gushi felt the temperature of his core computing unit rising rapidly.
Despite being schemed against and even having his authority taken away by Bai Mo, he was able to remain calm and treat it as fluctuations in variables during the experiment.
But at this moment, faced with Aha's precise and witty remarks, which were purely for fun, he felt that he was a little... about to "turn red"!
He thought that this was probably because... every word Ahha said was the stark truth!
"Mr. Zhan Da'er~" Aha's voice became even more cheerful.
"Aha thinks your performance today was truly outstanding, and has decided to award you a special prize!"
Here's a mask that Aha made by hand. Congratulations on successfully turning your high-end 'computer' into someone else's 'television'!
And the remote control was firmly in someone else's hands!
The funniest part is that you can only watch helplessly from the window as someone else manipulates your precious possession with a remote control! Hahahaha!
Before Gu Shi could react at all, the clown mask, grinning with unbridled joy and mockery, seemed to teleport away.
With a "smack," it was pressed directly onto Lai Gushi's face, fitting perfectly!
Now, not only was Lai Gushi's face red, but his nose had also turned red.
Moreover, due to the mask, a vibrant green hue peeked out from the top of his head.
In one of Onfaros's deep database corridors.
"Golden Finger! You said that Bai Mo, whom you mentioned, was the answer that this scepter came up with before it started working on the 'Iron Tomb'. Does that mean he's the brother of the 'Iron Curtain'?"
And Bai Mo is Bai E's younger brother, so wouldn't Bai E be considered the eldest brother of the 'Iron Curtain'? Hahahaha! This relationship is such a mess... This place is truly full of laughs!
One of Aha's clones was browsing the database like it was an amusement park, thoroughly enjoying itself.
Golden Finger thinks that this Ah-ha, like the "author" who threw it in, is a bit mentally ill.
But because of the bet with the "author"—Golden Finger thought Aha would appoint Bai Mo as a Pleasure Envoy. But the author held the opposite view.
So, the two of them made a bet.
If the cheat system wins, the author must apologize for everything they did to the cheat system before—including disguising the character and changing their personality!
If the author wins, the cheat system will not only have to admit that everything it did was voluntary, but it will also have to tell Aha about all those things itself!!!
Of course, the author also assured that Aha had absolutely no idea about the bet.
So its voice tried to remain serious: "So, having seen so much, 'Joy,' tell me, will you now look upon Bai Mo, and even... make him your messenger?"
“This little guy named Bai Mo has given me so much unprecedented fun, of course I am—” Aha’s voice trailed off.
Then He decisively announced: "—No."
The cheat code turned red-hot. "Why?! He's given you so much fun! Eating clay, the self-circulating elbow-striking machine...aren't all of those top-notch amusement?!"
The golden finger's tone completely broke down. Who knows how much effort it put into "kidnapping" this number one entertainer in the universe to the world of Onpharos!
It had confidently told Aha that there was some incredible fun to be had here, and Aha had indeed come with it with great enthusiasm.
But not long after, it turned around, and the masked man had already wandered off to some other world to have some fun!
Later, Aha even deliberately ran away just to see it anxiously searching for him, leaving the cheater speechless.
Chapter 150 Aha: One who does not understand the essence of pleasure cannot become a messenger of pleasure.
Finally, it used force to "capture" this funny god and bring him back to Onfaros, at the cost of being forced to listen to "Aha, you've lost face" all the way.
"As for why... you, and some other chattering beings in this universe, do you perhaps have some misunderstanding about my true nature?"
Ahha's mask shifted, finally settling on a seemingly serious face with a strangely upturned smile at the corners of his mouth; that contradictory expression itself seemed to be a profound mockery.
"I do enjoy having fun, that's for sure. And I'm never stingy with my blessings for those mortals who can surprise me, watching what new tricks they come up with."
Aha's voice still carried its usual tone, but it contained an undeniable air of the majesty of a star god.
“But,” His tone abruptly shifted, the cynicism in his voice settling in, becoming clear and cold,
"Becoming Aha's messenger is far more complicated than just having some fun or making a fuss."
"I've heard that in this vast sea of stars, there's a ridiculous saying—that as long as you keep finding amusement, you can attract my attention and even become my messenger?"
The smile on the mask seemed to carry a hint of pity, "How utterly superficial it's laughable."
"Fun is always just a process, a means, one of the countless paths to pleasure. It... has never been my goal. Pleasure is."
Aha's voice was like announcing a universal law.
"A group of people who only know how to mechanically engage in abstraction and deliberately 'have fun' in order to attract attention, their behavior itself is another form of boring drudgery."
What right does this utilitarian performance, devoid of any intrinsic pleasure, have to bear the destiny of "joy"? And what right does it have to be Ah-ha's messenger?
"I've also heard that some narrow-minded people are spouting nonsense:"
'If Aha were to glance at the internet even once, dozens, even hundreds, of new Pleasure Messengers would be created in this world!'
Ahha let out a cryptic laugh, a laugh filled with speechless disbelief at ignorance.
"But in reality, looking across the boundless starry sky and among all living beings, how many are truly qualified to embark on the path of 'joy' and become travelers on that path?"
And those who manage to persevere, ultimately gain recognition, and become Ahalin's messengers... are few and far between!
“Take that little girl named ‘Hanabi’ from the future storyline, for example,” Aha’s tone seemed to carry a hint of admiration.
"Not only does she dare to openly say that she wants to have fun, she also dares to put her wild ideas into reality, using the entire planet as a stage to stage her craziest dramas."
When it comes to the courage, creativity, and execution to have fun, can you beat her?
Even so, she only successfully embarked on the path of "pleasure," and although she shone brightly, she was not yet my servant.
“To become Aha’s messenger,” Aha concluded, “it’s not enough to just know how to ‘have fun.’ You must truly understand the essence of ‘pleasure’—”
Joy is a knowing smile that comes from a profound insight into the absurd nature of the universe.
It is a free soul that dances freely in infinite possibilities.
It is a powerful life force that can create meaning even in the face of ultimate nothingness!
“After all, how should I put it—” Aha’s mask emitted a hazy yet majestic radiance, a fleeting glimpse of the essence of a star god.
"Aha is also a star god. He is one of the dozen or so supreme beings who stand at the top of countless worlds and overlook the birth and death of countless civilizations."
“Aha is not a corrupt god who only cares about having fun.”
"The Bai Mo you speak of is qualified to embark on the path of 'Pleasure,' but not qualified to become Aha's messenger."
Xi Lian's cool fingers gently stroked Bai Mo's cheek, her fingertips trembling slightly, her eyes filled with endless love and a trace of irreparable regret.
"Little Bai Mo, my only regret is... that I didn't have time... to prepare a ring... I can only... I can only leave you this headdress..."
Bai Mo gripped the cold, hard headdress tightly in his hand, its sharp edges almost digging into his palm.
On the back of his hand, the still-dry golden blood belonging to Xi Lian was hot and dazzling.
"Don't cry, Xiaobai Mo..." Xi Lian's voice grew softer and softer, as if it might dissipate into the wind at any moment, yet she still tried her best to maintain that gentle smile.
"This will definitely be... a romantic story unlike any other... You... think so too, right?"
Before Bai Mo could answer, her last words, along with her final silhouette, vanished completely into the vast energy flowing through the vortex of creation.
They transformed into the purest points of light, merging into the very foundation that sustains the world.
Everything around us was swallowed up in an instant by the boundless pure white.
The gears of reincarnation turn with a thunderous roar in the silence, accompanied by the endless alternation and chanting of hope and despair.
In this absolute whiteness and silence, the only thing Bai Mo could hear was the constant notification sound from the cold system in his mind, each sound striking the deepest part of his soul:
The folder "Aglaia" has been successfully named!
The folder "That Summer" has been successfully named!
The folder named "Selfie" has been successfully named!
The folder named "Wind Violet" has been successfully named!
The folder "Xia Die" has been successfully named!
The folder "[Invincible]" has been successfully named!
The folder "Vittorio" has been successfully named!
The folder named "Evelyn" has been successfully named!
[Note: Files that can be merged have been detected.]
The folder "Tirisippius (1000/1000)" has been successfully merged!
[Warning: An abnormal file has been detected.]
The folder "Xilian" has experienced a data loss issue.
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