"Hahaha, this big brother is so pitiful. Judging from his appearance, he's been single for a very long time. This is probably the last time a girl will confess to him in his life. Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter." Xiao Hei was extremely happy, becoming more and more like Kirei Kotomine.
Upon hearing this, Ilya asked with some confusion, "Why is this the last chance of his life? So many boys at school have confessed to me."
"Confessing your feelings... there should be plenty of opportunities, right?"
The charming Ilya was completely bewildered. As a genius beauty from an incredibly wealthy family, she was practically a little rich girl, and she couldn't understand any of this.
"Pfft, then let me ask you, when did Kazuma Sato confess to you?"
If that were the case, what would you do?
Hearing Ilya Versailles' words, Kurihara Suzuka smiled and said.
"I'll probably... just knock him away..."
When Illya saw Kazuma Sato take off his underwear, her impression of him plummeted.
"Hmph, if he dares to appear in front of me... I'll melt him!" the Magic Ruby roared.
Magic Sapphire: "I completely agree with that."
In front of Megumin, Aqua, Darkness, and Yuuyu... Kazuma Sato actually dared to do this, leaving countless male anime fans utterly astonished and incredulous.
Kazuma Sato... truly a hero!
The God of Gentlemen.
Kirei Kotomine's family.
"Haha ...
"This scoundrel is really interesting, this scene is so delightful!"
"Just when your dream is about to be realized, it's instantly destroyed into a pile of shit, haha ...
Gilgamesh's demonic kingly laughter almost turned him into a mage; that was a magical attack!
This is so interesting! I really want to meet the creator of this video.
Lu Ping, who was still editing the video, sneezed and felt a little uncomfortable, as if he was being targeted by some powerful and perverted being.
When Kirei Kotomine saw this scene, the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up slightly. It reminded him of that man, who had also experienced such despair, his grand ambition to save humanity shattered by the corrupted Holy Grail, just as his dream was about to be realized.
The dream of saving the world was mercilessly trampled upon and thrown into the toilet...
Even that big blue dog would find it very distasteful.
Cú Chulainn sat on the edge of the cliff, enjoying the life of a retired fisherman. He had arrived unusually early today, to avoid being with a jerk in a red leather jacket and gold T-shirt.
"Hahaha! This little girl is so interesting. I'd love to have a drink with her."
Cú Chulainn looked at Aqua's picture, where she was enjoying drinking sparkling wine, and immediately took a liking to her. She seemed like a very good drinking buddy!
Just like when I was with my older sister, that feeling of drinking all night until dawn was really exhilarating.
No Game No Life Zero world.
Rick was busy heating food in the kitchen; today was a very important day.
He had no interest in watching the shocking content of the video.
Because his and Shubi's child... is about to be born, and after the Machine Racer obtained the Heart, it only took them a few months to evolve the ability to conceive...
Hughie, heavily pregnant, is watching the retrospective video with Chloe.
"Hahahaha—! I'm dying of laughter, this is even more tragic than when Rick died before..." Chronie laughed heartily as she ate the special magical spicy snack from Little Chef.
She's getting happier and happier now, because she's about to become an aunt.
She was very curious whether Hughie would give birth to a boy, a girl, or twins.
"That's really... This is too tragic. We were almost on our wedding night... and now everything is gone."
Ivan hugged Nonna and nodded in deep agreement.
He was also shocked by Kazuma Sato's actions. Making such a move in front of a group of girls, wasn't he afraid that he would never find a girlfriend in his life?
"Tsk tsk... Even Jiraiya wouldn't have done something like that." In the Naruto world, Tsunade, having regained her cheerful mood, saw Sato Kazuma... and unconsciously recalled what Jiraiya had done.
This freak who spends every day lying in the bathhouse recording data... if he were just a little more serious... maybe I would have... accepted him.
If people from other villages found out that she was dating a pervert from the bathhouse, wouldn't that be too embarrassing?
If his grandfather, Hashirama Senju, knew this, wouldn't he be so angry that he'd crawl out from under him and slap him to death?
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After the farce came to an end, Yuu said goodbye to Kazuma Sato, Aqua, Megumin, and the others. She decided to return to the Scarlet Devil's Village to check on everyone's situation.
However, Huihui, who was acting all proud and aloof, didn't agree to go with her, which disappointed Youyou.
The next day, Wiz, the most intelligent and wise prop shop owner in this wonderful world, welcomed several customers.
"Teleport?"
"Just send it to the vicinity of the Red Devil's Village, right?"
It turns out that the proud and aloof Megumin spent the whole night in bed agonizing over whether or not to go. In the end, she couldn't resist the urge to go home and dragged Kazuma Sato, Aqua, and Darkness along to ask Wiz for help.
I hope there's a cure for this "tsundere" syndrome...
Deduct 1 if you agree
With a kind look in his eyes, Kazuma Sato pointed to Megumin beside him and said, "Hmm, this tsundere said she wants to go home and visit her family."
"You...who are you calling tsundere!" Upon hearing this, Huihui, like a ruffled orange cat, quickly retorted.
"Oh~~"
"I thought it was someone else, a man who, despite having the easiest profession to level up, hasn't made any progress at all..."
The former Demon King's army officer, the manipulative demon Banir, has made his appearance. Upon his arrival, he uttered words that could instantly make people explode, almost making one doubt whether his surname was Zhuge Banir.
"You white-haired scoundrel, you old thief with a gray beard! You are about to die in the netherworld. What face will you have to meet then...?"
"
Barnier's mental attack wasn't over yet: "You little girl, all you've been good for lately is showing off your family's reputation~~"
"A thuggish priest radiating light pollution~~~" Barnier pinched his nose, looking at the pile of dog shit in front of him with utter disgust, and sneered, "And, a ridiculous race that only knows how to use comical magic~~~"
Welcome everyone~~~
As a partner in the magic item shop, Banir successfully ignited Aqua's anger with a cheerful welcome.
Barnier, if you lived during the Three Kingdoms period, you would surely infuriate many people.
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The world of the Dragon King.
Kuzuryuu Yaichi instantly recalled a fierce woman with short silver hair, and his body trembled slightly.
I hope the fact that I played chess all night with a group of young girls hasn't been exposed.
"Bayi Sensen, let's play chess together tonight!"
Hina Tsuru Ai came over carrying the lovingly prepared meal she had made. This third-grade elementary school student already knew how to cook a delicate meal of four dishes and a soup.
She decided that she would have to pester Teacher Bayi every day. She noticed that Teacher Bayi's eyes would occasionally scan Darkness and Aqua in the video.
They're just two women with mental issues... They're not as good as me!
"Okay! Let's meet again next night!"
Yaichi Kuzuryu sensed something was off about Ai Hinatsuru's gaze and quickly agreed, while inwardly sighing.
This world is so vast...
However, I really want to play shogi with Riku and Shubi... so they can experience the charm of shogi together.
Although Rick's international achievements have reached their peak, no one on this planet can defeat him.
But I will not admit defeat. If I could play chess with the leader of the humans from another world... what an honor and a source of pride that would be!
Let's have a cross-world match!
Recently, Kuzuryuu 81 learned some things through the forum.
He saw Rick and Schwi's messages on it; it turned out that the content playing in the video was about the future.
Rick now lives only in videos, in the world of games.
However, Rick and Shubi have been very busy lately, playing games in the places of various races.
I can't really find the time to have an epic showdown with myself.
Game life world.
"Haha, brother, this person's words are really sharp... He can make the other person lose their mind in an instant."
Bai sat on Kong's lap, holding a candied hawthorn in her small, cute hands.
But Sora didn't answer his sister's question because he was already captivated by Darkness. "So big...so bouncy."
He lamented to himself, "Why doesn't even this other world have a drug that can turn someone into an 18-year-old?"
He desperately wanted to buy a drug that would turn Bai back into an 18-year-old so he could do whatever he wanted.
It hurts so much!!
He longed to be a "normie" (a person who is popular and successful in real life). He had already recognized Sato Kazuma's identity, noticing the sportswear he was wearing and the tags on it.
He realized that Kazuma Sato was a time traveler, just like himself, and that they were both Japanese.
I just don't know... how he got to this other world, but I'm a little envious of his life, being able to live with three beautiful girls!
Even if they are three unusually beautiful girls, that's enough to make people very envious.
He was a little curious whether Kazuma Sato was still a virgin. After living with these three beautiful girls for so long, it was impossible that nothing would happen between them.
EVA world.
"Wow... this feeling is a bit like Asuka's."
Suzuhara Toji subconsciously touched his cheek, feeling a dull ache.
"But...it's so big, and Wiz is so beautiful!! I've never seen such a beautiful woman before."
Kensuke Aida raised his camera and began snapping photos frantically.
He was completely captivated by Wiz, feeling as if he were experiencing his third shock, with pure white light shining on his face.
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Barnier stated that he could buy Sato Kazuma's intellectual property for 300 million gold coins, expressing disbelief that patents even existed in this world...
Shouldn't it be that knockoffs are everywhere?
With his keen eye, Banir immediately recognized that the kotatsu, lighting, and other gadgets invented by Kazuma Sato would definitely sell like hotcakes in this world, thus fulfilling his own dream.
This is a win-win business.
While Banir and Sato Kazuma were discussing business, Aqua wasn't idle either. She looked curiously at the props on the shelf, casually picked up a glass bottle containing brown liquid, and then... miraculously, her hand slipped.
Bang-!
"Don't touch my goods, you jinx!!"
When Barnier saw them, he was furious. These were the props he used to achieve his dreams!
The shop was already running low on funds due to Wiz's brilliant purchasing skills. If it weren't for Barnier's help, which improved the situation, Wiz would have been homeless long ago.
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"...Is Aqua an idiot? How could she break something like that? Was she doing it on purpose?" In the Naruto world, Naruto Uzumaki watched the video, watching Aqua's clumsy...
"Aqua, with her feet," she said, somewhat puzzled.
He felt that Aqua had deliberately broken the items to retaliate against Banir's mockery.
Surely no one is that stupid?
"The gadgets in this world are quite amazing. Maybe I can exchange some with them, or buy some myself... for teaching purposes." In the Type-Moon world, Waver Velvet, the Clock Tower Monarch, was quite interested in these novel gadgets.
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"Alright, now I'll take you to the vicinity of the Scarlet Devil's Land~~~"
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