A compilation of memorable moments from Chaldea's girlfriends showing affection in various dime

"Uh... this is the first time I've ever seen a golden spear that can float in the air."

"Fish..." Cú Chulainn was somewhat embarrassed; this world was truly wise.

A loli who uses explosive magic to fish, a female knight who uses her own people as bait, and a tuna that isn't even in the sea.

"This is also a knight??... "

Fantasy carnival world.

"Hahahaha! Do misfits in this world really need to cast spells just to fish?"

Gilgamesh watched the video and a smile crept across his face. He had seen too many scenes of life and death, too many scenes of humans being ravaged by other races.

This plot development really caught his eye.

He skillfully started tipping, "A video that pleases this king deserves my tipping! Time to start showering coins!!!"

"...This is so different from the knights I know..." Sakura Tohsaka covered her mouth and laughed when she saw this.

She only knew one competitive eater knight, a competitive eater knight who never gave up...

Upon seeing Saber, Sakura Tohsaka realized that the fall of Britain might not have been due to a defeat in war, but perhaps... a major financial crisis for the country.

"...This is so embarrassing..."

The owner of the cat cafe was laughing so hard he was rolling on the floor.

His first impression of Darkness was not bad; after all, she was very beautiful and possessed a powerful weapon, although she had some personality issues.

But if Darkness could wear Gothic Lolita clothing and work part-time at her shop, then... sales would definitely skyrocket by 500%, right?

I asked Knight King to work for me once before, and he helped me buy several more houses. It feels so good to have someone work for you.

Ryudong Temple.

Medea was speechless. Watching Megumin unleash her Explosion Magic in the video, she rubbed her forehead in frustration.

The magicians in this world are so stupid! They can use magic of all five elements... but why do they seem so lacking in intelligence?

Using magic to catch tuna... really... really makes this ancient magician's blood pressure skyrocket.

She was utterly speechless; she didn't know how to even begin to describe the scene.

If Huihui were my apprentice, I would definitely tell her to obediently not learn magic and just be my model.

Although this child isn't very bright, he has a very cute face. He would look absolutely adorable in all the clothes he makes himself!

Pair her up with Artoria and have her do a cosplay together...it would be perfect.

Fate/stay night, HA world line.

"Hahaha, Shirou, Shirou, I still really enjoy watching this kind of stuff!"

"Hahahaha!!! This guy doesn't even deserve to be called a knight! He actually... hahaha, he actually got swallowed whole by a tuna, and he's still struggling like bait. This is hilarious, hahahaha!"

The corrupted Artoria, with her ahoge (antenna-like hair) plucked out, held a soda in one hand and an eight-layer Big Mac in the other, staring intently at the video in front of her with a delighted expression.

He bursts into laughter from time to time, which is completely different from the somewhat shy and reserved Saber-like king before. The dark version of Saber-like king is much more popular!

If the Knights of the Round Table in Britain could see what Saber looks like now, tsk tsk, their hearts would be firmly captivated by him.

“Saber! Eat slowly... You used to dislike this kind of junk food.”

"I'll get you some fruit to eat, to balance your nutrition."

Shirou, a married woman, looked helplessly at the dark version of Artoria, then got up and walked towards the kitchen.

If I had known... I wouldn't have listened to Rin Tohsaka, sob sob, I never thought junk food would be so expensive.

Pirate world.

"Hahahaha—! This is hilarious, what kind of plot twist is this...? Are these people having such a hard time even catching tuna?"

Nami hugged her belly and laughed heartily.

This scene was so hilarious that it was impossible not to laugh; it was just too funny.

"I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter! Is the Crusader class really that weak? It got swallowed whole by a fish..."

Zoro, with his green hair, lay on the deck, frantically pounding on it and laughing maniacally.

If that tuna hadn't been so small... Darkness might have been eaten right away.

These guys are hilarious! A simple task of catching tuna... and they're making it this difficult.

"Okay... the very beginning of this compilation of iconic scenes washed away a lot of the sadness from before..."

Seeing this, Robin, who was initially feeling down, smiled and seemed to feel much better.

If this group of people were in the world of One Piece, they probably wouldn't even know how they died.

However, Megumin's Explosion Magic... is so powerful. This attack is comparable to that of a Marine Vice Admiral.

Navy Headquarters.

Garp almost choked to death when he saw Darkness being swallowed by a tuna, as he had just eaten the Little Chef's Special Cosmic Shumai.

"Huff...huff...I almost became the first vice admiral to choke to death...This time, the compilation of memorable scenes is a bit different..."

Admiral Garp, Fleet Admiral Sengoku, Vice Admiral Tsuru, and Zephyr gathered around the Great Universe Shumai, happily eating shumai while watching a compilation video of famous scenes.

These days are truly blissful; they don't have to go out to hunt down pirates, they can just lie in wait with the Navy.

The headquarters used the Navy's funds to buy takeout from various worlds, enjoying delicious food, watching videos from the archives, and expressing their own thoughts.

"The power system of this world is completely new. Magic... it's amazing. A small girl who doesn't seem to have much strength can unleash magical skills with such terrifying power... directly changing the terrain."

Zephyr watched the video of Megumin unleashing her Explosion Magic and said with great envy.

If only their navy could learn magic, that skill would be amazing... then all the pirates on the high seas would be doomed.

This explosive magic is so satisfying, much more enjoyable than the cannon fire of naval warships. A single hit can destroy a fishing sailboat tens of meters long.

"Yeah... Apart from this little girl being very strong, everyone else seems quite weak... But it's been so long since we ate together."

Zhan Guo stood up, skillfully used his chopsticks to pick up a piece of minced pork from near the pig's thigh, wrapped it under the ultra-thin and translucent shumai skin, and put it into his mouth along with the rich meat juice, enjoying the wonderful taste of the pork that had been steamed over charcoal.

Ever since they learned about the existence of food delivery services, they've stopped eating at the Navy Headquarters' mess hall, neglecting the poor cooks.

Chapter 87 Youyou invites Sato Kazuma to have a baby together.

"A high priest who's good for nothing, a great mage who can mess everything up... a crusader who smells of fish."

"With this bunch of useless companions, my adventurous life is shrouded in darkness..."

Kazuma Sato reached out and pressed down on Aqua's head to prevent her from wiping her snot on him; he was a little desperate.

Why are all my teammates so useless?!

The female adventurers nearby saw Kazuma Sato criticizing his teammate and said disdainfully, "I knew it. He's good for nothing except stealing panties."

"He's a scumbag who can throw a flying kick at a woman without batting an eye! Scumbag!"

The female elf mage looked at Kazuma Sato with disdain, while quietly complaining to the person next to her.

"What a scumbag! What a scumbag! What a scumbag!"

These female adventurers, unaware of the truth, condemned Sato Kazuma's actions in a very one-sided way. However... Sato Kazuma himself had previously committed various bizarre acts, and his status in the hearts of the female adventurers was already very insignificant.

Not long ago, Kazuma Sato stole someone's underwear and threatened them... that if they did what he said, they would have to keep the underwear as a family heirloom.

Kazuma Sato has various nicknames among female adventurers, passed down by word of mouth: Flying Kick Scumbag, Panty Thief, Blame-Shifting Genius, Scumbag Kazuma...

Seeing the disdain in the eyes of these female adventurers, Kazuma Sato could no longer bear it, and tears streamed down his face. He was a transmigrator, so why was he the only one suffering like this?

Other transmigrators at this time were all building harems and using all sorts of cheat codes.

Why am I so miserable?!

I want to be the protagonist too, a real protagonist!

When will my luck with love arrive...? When will I be able to enjoy life without having to take risks...?

Kazuma Sato looked so aggrieved, like a young girl who had been emotionally exploited by a scumbag and was crying her eyes out, extremely sad.

At that moment, the chief god of the divine realm seemed to sense Sato Kazuma's misery and bestowed a miracle upon him.

It's uncertain whether the other party can seize this opportunity. With Megumin, Aqua, and Darkness, these relationship-ruining monsters, it will be difficult for things to blossom and bear fruit.

Boom-!

With a shy expression, Youyou hesitated for a while in front of the Adventurers' Guild gate. After a long time, she suddenly pushed open the door and walked aggressively toward Sato Kazuma.

"What's wrong, Youyou? Why do you seem so anxious? Is there something you need?"

Yu-Yu clasped her hands together shyly, her round, chubby face flushed, and her beautiful red eyes revealed her embarrassment. She bent down and said hesitantly to Sato Kazuma, "Kazuma... Mr. Kazuma."

"me...."

Youyou was extremely shy, and she could never finish a sentence. Her words came out in a broken and intermittent manner, making it impossible for anyone to understand what she was trying to express.

Youyou closed her eyes and thought for a while. She decided to take the plunge and said shyly and reluctantly, "I want to have a child with Mr. Zhen!"

The moment Yuuyu uttered those words, the entire Adventurers' Guild fell into an eerie silence. Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin were stunned, as if they had misheard something. It should have been, "I want to spar with Kazuma-san!"

The male adventurers from the Adventurers' Guild looked up at the sky and howled, "Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Kazuma, Kazuma actually... actually has a girl who likes him!"

"Aaaaaaahh ...

"Mom, I feel... I'm a piece of trash. Even scumbags have girls who like them. I'm such a mighty and strong man..." A male adventurer with a large, muscular body covered his face with his calloused hands, sobbing as if he had lost a toy.

"It's daytime, and I haven't been to the succubus shop to write my novel, so why does this scene feel like a dream...?" A regular customer of the succubus shop wondered. Could it be that he'd been too tired lately, causing this?

hallucinations.

These male adventurers absolutely refused to believe that there was a girl in this world who could be interested in Kazuma Sato. Impossible, she didn't exist!

"Such a cute girl...why would she fall for that scumbag, Zhen?" Female adventurer A was full of questions. What was happening in front of her was even more bewildering than the complex mechanisms of the underground labyrinth.

The Adventurers' Guild was thrown into chaos. The guild's buildings shook violently amidst the groans of men, and dust continued to fall from the rooftops. Villagers passing by the Adventurers' Guild were puzzled, wondering what had happened.

Could it be that another dangerous demon king/military officer has come?

Upon hearing this, Kazuma Sato's eyes lit up. Suppressing his excitement, he turned around and gave a thumbs up, thinking to himself that his luck with women had finally arrived!

My time has finally come!

This era is called the era of Kazuma Sato, it's so touching, so touching!

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Pirate world.

"Pfft! Isn't this a scene from the movie 'The Deathly Happiness'? How come it starts with... a cute-looking girl confessing her feelings to a jerk?" Sanji spat out his cocktail as he watched the video, utterly bewildered.

He was completely baffled. The male protagonist in this video, Sato Kazuma... looked so sleazy... so different from the characters who had appeared before. Riku, Kamado Tanjiro, Rengoku Kyojuro, and Tatsumi were way better than him?

Why... do beautiful women always confess their love to men like this?!

Sanji felt a sharp pain in his heart. He had never been confessed to by a girl before, let alone one who immediately asked to have her baby.

I want that kind of confession too!

"...Did I hear that right? She wants to have a child with this guy? That can't be, can it?"

Nami shook her head in disbelief, hardly able to believe what had happened.

"Although this guy is a bit of a jerk... his teammates are really useless..."

Frank opened a bottle of white snake grass water, mixed it into the cola, and shook it. This was a brand new way he had recently discovered to drink cola, and it had a mysterious flavor.

The familiar world of Zero.

"...I'm so envious! To be confessed to by a cute girl with huge breasts...and even invited to go to base with her."

Looking at Yuu's sexy figure in the video, Hiraga Saito said with some envy.

The essence of this review lies in this scene.

Louise appeared behind Hiraga Saito, whispered in his ear with a sneer, and said, "Heh heh heh! You lecherous dog, you're envious of others, aren't you...?"

She really wanted to turn off this video; why were all the characters in it so much older than her...?

She only has feelings for Megumin, who unleashes explosive magic in the video. Megumin is just as stupid and unreliable as she is.

However, she couldn't understand why Yuu would confess to Kazuma Sato... What exactly did she see in Kazuma Sato?

She had already witnessed some of the bizarre things Sato Kazuma had done... like lying under Megumi's skirt.