Chapter 70: Huggies will only show it to Rick! (Eighth update)
No Game No Life Zero world.
Rick watched the video of himself being robbed of his first kiss, a kiss he had cherished for over a decade, by a mecha girl, and asked in bewilderment:
"...What's going on? Why would a machine-type creature do this to me?"
Rick's mind began to race. This ancient city ruin, inhabited by forest elves, wasn't far from his human settlement...
What is the probability of being affected again by the aftermath of the war between the Machine Race and other races...?
Is there any solution? Moving to a new place of residence seems extremely dangerous at the moment.
So much time has passed, and no race has been found passing by or actively searching for human settlements in the vicinity...
Under the cover of those highly insulating materials, the chances of being discovered should be slim, and there's nothing here that's powered by elven energy...
Rick's brain was already overloaded with thinking.
Klonie, standing to the side, covered her mouth and chuckled shyly. She patted Rick on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Rick, I didn't expect you to be so popular in the future!"
She had thought Rick was a Pillar Man, but seeing that Rick did react in the video, she, as his older sister, could rest assured.
"Hahahaha—! Rick, you're going to make us laugh to death... You actually got reverse-pushed by a machine race... You're something else!" Ale clutched his stomach, squatted on the ground, and laughed heartily.
"I don't understand." Ignoring Rick's bewildered expression, Shubi raised her head again and continued reciting her lines. Would it have been better if Rie Kugimiya had read it?
[Rick, lying in the sea of flowers, forced himself to regain his composure. Because of his knowledge and rationality, he suppressed the urge to complain and thought to himself, "Shouldn't I be the one who can't understand this?"]
Rick didn't respond. Any criticism was risky and could have negative consequences; who knew if the machine in front of him... would go berserk because of those words?
Shubi slowly stood up from Rick, gazing at him with innocent eyes, and said, "I speculate, is it possible that this situation is not satisfactory?"
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"Hoho ...
Ramses II sat on the Pharaoh's throne, watching with great interest, and couldn't help but look forward to the next development of the story.
Could it be... a plot where a mecha girl turns Rick into her son-in-law?
Ramses II looked at the novels he had obtained from various channels across the heavens and the worlds, a very amusing smile on his face.
He was somewhat curious whether the strongest being in this world could withstand his pyramid-shaped tomb attack.
But it doesn't matter, one pyramid and one solar boat, and we'll be invincible.
Fantasy carnival world.
"..." Hearing Shiro's voice in the video, Rin Tohsaka blushed slightly. She hadn't expected this video compilation to be so exciting, which reminded her of the embarrassing things that happened when she helped Emiya record TV videos.
But why am I so excited about what's to come?
Ah ah ah ah ah--!
"Rin...are you alright? You seem to have a fever. Should we get some ice to cool you down?" The Heroic Spirit version of Emiya bent down, a strange smile on his face, and asked with great concern.
"I'm fine! It's been so hot lately~ Aga, go get me something to eat." Hearing this, Rin Tohsaka looked a little embarrassed. Could it be that her little secret had been seen through? Was this also an innate skill effect of archers?
"..." Medusa felt a little shy upon seeing this, as she seemed to have never had any intimate contact with a man before.
His only companions were the male stone sculptures on the island.
As she pondered, the image of a culinary whiz flashed through her mind, and a slight smile appeared on her lips as she thought about something else.
Detective Conan World.
"Pfft!" Upon seeing this scene, Sonoko Suzuki spat it out, her face showing utter shock. Even movies wouldn't dare to film something like this!
This instantly shattered her worldview. She turned to Ran Mouri and teased, "Ran, if you suddenly kissed Shinichi Kudo, I wonder how he would react."
"...Sonoko!! I would never force a kiss on someone who hasn't called me in ten days or half a month. Next time I see him, I'll just go up and kick him a few times! And punch him a few times!" Hearing Sonoko Suzuki's words, Ran Mouri immediately exploded.
She then thought of that bastard Shinichi Kudo, how long it had been since he had contacted her.
If you keep telling yourself, "Next time, I'll definitely do it again," then next time will be your death day!
As she thought about it, Ran Mouri's face broke into a very kind smile, and the aluminum tube of beverage in her hand deformed and twisted.
When Sonoko Suzuki saw this, she covered her mouth and chuckled. She had already imagined Shinichi Kudo being beaten up by Ran and hospitalized. "I'm the one who beat him up and hospitalized, and I'm the one who takes care of him!"
Ugh, I'm worrying too much.
"I'm not the kind of pervert who gets excited just from being looked at!" Rick continued to look at the machine-type girl in front of him with a wary gaze, casually putting away his dagger.
Hearing Rick's words, Shubi calmly replied, "Questions? Who are you referring to?"
"Stop playing dumb! You're part of the Link, aren't you?" Rick tried his best to keep his tone calm.
"No! This body has already severed its link with its race." Shubi looked at Rick and decisively retorted.
"Severed connection?" Upon hearing this, Riku seemed surprised by the information he had gathered. He glanced at Shubi and said, "So, you are an independent individual?"
"I'm sure," Schwi said.
Even after confirming that the other party was an independent individual, Rick remained vigilant and asked questioningly.
"Then let me ask you, as a machine race, what business do you have here with a human like me?"
[Shubi, with long purple hair and mechanical accessories, said, "Answer: I've come to investigate the unique language of humans. The thing you call heart."]
Hearing Shubi's answer, Riku was slightly taken aback. "A heart?"
"The reason is that this machine attempted to analyze whether the Machine Type possessed a heart. Due to theoretical flaws, numerous contradictions arose, leading to the machine being delinked and scrapped. Afterwards, this machine resumed independent observation," Shubi said slowly, her jewel-like eyes gleaming.
"Through observation, you intend to analyze your heart alone. And you hope to rejoin the Mech race..." Rick's eyes were still locked, as he began to analyze the choice he needed to make.
"A request! This unique language involves physical intimacy, a presupposed act of exchanging hearts...!" With that, Shubi leaned down from her mechanical body, placing a pale arm on Rick's chest, and said, "Please engage in reproductive acts with this body!"
One Piece World, Marine Headquarters.
"Pfft!!" Upon hearing what Shubi said, Garp spat out the tea he had just drunk, spraying it directly onto Sengoku's face.
"So the Mech race is such a bold race? They look very similar to humans."
Garp wiped the tea off his beard, ignoring Sengoku's expression, and exclaimed in surprise.
"..." Sengoku wiped his face expressionlessly, but he was also a little curious. Was it because this machine girl had taken a liking to Riku's potential as one of the leaders of humanity?
Or some other factor, it can't be...
Given the vast distribution of humanity in this world, far beyond Rick's single settlement, why would they target Rick?
They deliberately waited here.
Or was it a chance encounter arranged by fate?
still.......
Thinking about this, even the strategist of the Warring States period couldn't help but rub his temples, somewhat unable to understand.
However, seeing this development, he seemed to have guessed the general direction of the plot that would follow.
In the world of Bleach, Ulquiorra Cifer said with some bewilderment, "Why do I need to understand the heart of a weak human?"
It was a little confused. From the videos of the previous battle, it could sense that the Machine Race was an extremely powerful being.
Does a powerful race need to understand the purpose and meaning of the human heart?
"...If you want to understand the human heart, you don't need to reproduce with them... The logic of these Machine Races is a bit... how should I put it, it's very strange!" In the Type-Moon world, Shirou Emiya's lips twitched as he witnessed this scene.
This ally of justice has been shaken by what he saw.
Could it be that the person standing in front of Rick is his future husband?
Rin Tohsaka's family.
The Heroic Spirit Shirou Emiya, stroking his chin, pondered, "Would the offspring of machines and humans be a completely new race? Could this be the true meaning of the weakest and the strongest?"
He couldn't help but wonder if Rick and Shubi had a hybrid offspring that was a human and a machine race.
So, is the story going to... become a tale of the hero's son saving humanity?
Thinking of this, Shirou Emiya rubbed his temples. He didn't think he had ever encountered anything so absurd when he was used as a laborer by the Counter Force.
"Aaaaaahhhhhh! Hurry up and continue the story! I want to witness how a child born from a human and a machine is born! What a magnificent and sacred moment this is!" In the Naruto world, in an underground laboratory, Orochimaru was so excited that he almost knelt down and prayed that Riku and Shiro could move on to the next step soon!
Orochimaru had already closed his eyes and started wildly imagining things, muttering to himself, "If life could be born from machines and humans, wouldn't that be an eternal and domineering existence?"
As far as he knew, the machine race should be eternal life. What kind of miraculous sparks would be produced when combined with the finite life of humans?
He had never been so excited about what would happen next!
For some reason, upon hearing Shubi's request to reproduce, Riku resolutely pressed a dagger to his own neck, like a little girl kidnapped by a bully, grabbing a pair of scissors and vowing to resist to the death, "I refuse!!"
[In the video, viewers watching on their screens were very confused and curious about Rick's choice.]
Seeing Rick's reaction, Hughie analyzed the current situation and slowly got off him, saying, "Dian Kai!"
The next second, the two tentacles on Shubi's buttocks gently tapped the ground, and countless beams of light composed of spirit energy shot out in all directions, instantly surrounding the area where Riku and Shubi were located with a special barrier.
[“Game! 001—Chess!” In front of Hughie’s palm, in the void, as if outlined by light, the silhouette of a chess piece appeared—then materialized.]
[This is the weapon deployment method of the Machine Race. Riku stared in disbelief, while Shupi slowly said to him, "Game request! [Victory/Defeat] If this machine wins, it is required to bring this machine back to the settlement for reproductive purposes."]
Rick reached out and grabbed the chess piece that was gradually solidifying in front of him, saying, "It just so happens to be chess?"
"How could I possibly win against a machine species capable of computational analysis..." Upon hearing Shubi's challenge, Riku's lips twitched. He recalled what the invisible figure had once told him, and replied, "But what if... I win?"
"Answer! You are permitted to take this machine home for breeding purposes~~~"
[Shubi sat on the ground, her face expressionless.]
"Isn't this the same?!" Rick cried out, clutching his head in pain.
"Well, it seems there's no other choice."
"Rick has given up resistance. Let the storm rage on," he said.
"Let's play then..." With that, Rick removed his goggles, revealing a handsome face, and sat cross-legged on the ground, ready to fight his opponent.
"Confirmed! Game started according to settings!" Shubi was ready to let the humans in front of her experience despair. Ultimate AlphaGo activated!
"The game is decided, but I need to make some slight changes to the conditions." Having set up the chessboard, Rick's tone became excited, his dark eyes burning with fighting spirit. He even felt he could turn the tables, and a happy, confident smile crept onto his lips.
[Shubi's yellow mechanical eyes began to change, a sign of the machine's computing power operating, and also indicating... Riku has already given up.]
[In the video, Rick's face twitched repeatedly; he saw no chance of winning and was defeated in just twenty-nine steps. Just as he had predicted.]
"Damn it, I lost... Oh well, as agreed, I'll take you to the 'Settlement'." Rick feigned a very unwilling expression, everything proceeding according to his script.
In the timeline, having just obtained the Extrusion Silk, in Lelouch's world, Lelouch watches the video of Schwi and Riku's battle and exclaims, "Not bad, as expected of a human!"
The most outstanding leader of a race. This tactic of avoiding the strong and attacking the weak is effective.
When Lelouch saw the chessboard appear, he felt a tiny bit excited. He was so familiar with it!
If he hadn't been playing chess with others, he wouldn't have made it this far, and he wouldn't be on this path today.
"Hey Lelouch, if you were to play chess with this Mecha girl, do you think you'd have a chance of winning?" Shirley asked, leaning closer to Lelouch with a curious expression.
"...If I were to play chess against him, I probably wouldn't stand a chance of winning."
Lelouch only thought for a moment before replying decisively.
He pondered to himself, unless this machine girl had a heart like a human, unless emotions existed, humans had no way to defeat machines. In this field of computation, the other party's computing power... seemed terrifying.
It's estimated to be dozens of times more powerful than the supercomputers in our own world.
Bless this beautiful world.
"Aqua... how long are you going to keep thinking?!" Kazuma Sato said to Aqua, holding a chess set, somewhat impatiently.
This woman watched others playing chess.
They even dragged themselves into this mess.
And... she takes so long to think about her next move! I really regret agreeing to play chess with her...
"Why?! Why?! Why?!" Aqua looked at the chessboard in front of her and uttered a wise voice, her expression becoming very intelligent.
She couldn't believe she had actually lost to this NEET!
Aqua, devoid of any goddess-like image, sat cross-legged on the bed playing chess with Kazuma Sato, her long, shapely legs clad in white stockings.
"This is my... 20-game winning streak. How about it... Aqua, do you want to continue? I think you should stop." Kazuma Sato picked up a chess set, struck a JoJo pose, and mocked Aqua.
He never expected that this banquet goddess would actually know how to play chess!
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