Why are the magical girls in your area male?

Volume 1: Chapter 99 Would You Date Someone Like Me? 7.1K

Time slipped away quietly amidst the scratching of the pen against the paper, and the sky outside the window gradually changed from bright orange-red to a serene dark purple.

Danzhu rested her cheek on one hand and held a pen in the other, idly pacing around.

Only three words filled her mind:

why?

For two whole hours, her carefully planned "seduction" seemed to sink without a trace.

Yuan Qing, that blockhead, remained completely absorbed throughout, as if her outfit, which could make any normal teenage boy's blood boil, was just a wisp of air.

Is there something wrong with the tutorial?

Something is wrong!

This outfit video got the most likes and views!

After all, I have so many years of experience watching suggestive videos and "being a man," how could I not know what kind of outfit is the most eye-catching?

How could it be ineffective against that bastard Yuan Qing?

Could it be that this guy is already suffering from premature ejaculation and impotence at such a young age?!

No, no, no, that’s not right either.

I only caught a glimpse of him today when we went to the bathroom together. "Xiao Yuanqing" was in the best of health, far exceeding the average level of Asian men.

As long as you have enough stamina, give him some stamina potions, and put on attack speed armor and socks, he should be able to take on the supermarket without any problem.

Why didn't he react?

Have you given up pornography?

Or is my skirt not short enough? Or is the neckline not low enough?

Stop kidding, any shorter and she'd be a total slut!

As for the neckline, the lower it is, the more obvious the weaknesses will be exposed.

It's not big to begin with, but it uses the interplay of light and shadow to create the illusion that it's huge. If you look a little deeper, you can see how the rocks embody barrenness.

In Japan, the general public generally considers a C-cup to weigh around 240g, which is about the weight of an apple.

An apple alone might seem a little bit appealing, but when hung around the neck, it's "better than nothing."

It's the kind of thing that looks curved, but you don't really enjoy squeezing it in your hand. You feel it's a shame not to squeeze it, but once you do, you feel like "this is all I'll ever have in my life"...

Therefore, most men consider a C-cup to be "half-baked" or "good enough."

Of course, this includes Yuan Qing as well.

She felt really inferior when she heard him say that a C-cup was only good enough.

Embarrassment, humility, inferiority, shame...

I want to lock myself in a small box, hug her half-empty breasts and die silently, then turn into nutrients to nourish the earth.

Damn it, the reason my cup size isn't big enough is because of my past cleavage and the bra wrap I usually wear!

I'm already quite young, but in order to be able to put my arm around your shoulder and call you brother, I'm still wearing that damn breast wrap!

Do you even know how much I've sacrificed for you, you bastard?!

what about you?

You don't even want to look at your brother's amazingly beautiful legs?

Do you only appreciate my fair and firm skin if I step on your face and clamp your neck between my thighs?

Sigh, what a pathetic man.

I don't even want to look at my beautiful legs. It's because I've been playing with the katana too much. Even my lustful desires have vanished when I ascended to the fourth level.

But seriously, why does this guy take so long to go to the toilet?

"Wow."

Suddenly, a slight noise came from the other side.

Shiori Shiomi seemed to have finished writing the questions and turned to a new page in her workbook.

Danzhu put aside her jumbled thoughts and turned her gaze to the other person.

The student council president is so serious...

Thoughtful, shrewd, possesses powerful magic, and has a strong sense of responsibility...

Most importantly, she has a super big bust!

so envious.

I'm so envious!

Can't you give me two cups?

However, as the saying goes, God is fair; when He opens a door, He closes a window.

The little president's treasure chest must be huge, right? He traded it for his height.

Although I don't have a big chest, I am a full 1.7 meters tall!

A pair of long legs can steal a man's life away; what can a mere big boob compare to me?

Thinking about it this way, it's a little more acceptable.

Between beautiful legs and a large bust, we'd still choose beautiful legs.

Because breasts might continue to develop, but height is much harder to achieve.

Once you have the boost of male hormones, becoming a D-cup is only a matter of time.

If we think even further, E isn't out of the question, is it?

Hey hey hey.

Ah Qing, you have to work hard so that Xiao Yuanqing can grow up healthily in the future!

O'Neal's big hand, hero!

"Yuki Tsukishiro".

Shiori Shiomi's voice suddenly rang out.

"what?"

Danzhu responded instinctively, but upon realizing her current identity, she quickly covered her mouth.

She glanced back warily in the direction of the restroom, and only breathed a slight sigh of relief when she saw that the restroom door was still firmly closed.

"President, don't suddenly call me by my full name, it's scary." She looked at Shiori Shiomi with a complaining expression.

"You don't need to do this."

"what?"

“Yuan Qing is not the kind of shallow person who would fall in love with someone just because of their good looks. If he only likes your appearance, you should not be happy, but disappointed.”

"..."

Danzhu lowered her eyes and muttered softly, "No way, a beautiful appearance is a prerequisite for soul resonance."

If even your physical appearance can't interest someone, why would they care whether you have good inner qualities?

"That's true, but you've already spent so much time with him, do you still need to use your looks to attract him?"

"I......"

"Tsukishiro-kun, you're actually a girl, aren't you?"

Danzhu chuckled and smiled, "Little Guild Master, what are you saying? Isn't it obvious enough?"

“I meant, ‘Tsukishiro-kun’.”

"..."

Danzhu paused for a few seconds, then realized what the other party really meant, and her pupils trembled violently.

"you you......"

She stammered, her words faltering, "Why, you, you would..."

"You should know that it's impossible for the association to not be able to find out that someone's household registration has been altered."

Although you have never told me what you went through in the past, I respect your opinion and will not ask further.

But, no matter how well Yuki Tsukishiro disguises herself, there will always be a day when she is exposed, just like now.

Shiori Shiomi didn't even look up, concentrating on her work, her pen scribbling furiously on the exercise book and draft paper. But her words remained unaffected by the problem-solving; each word escaped her lips:

"Don't worry, your disguise is perfect. After all, even Yuan Qing, who is closest to you, is kept in the dark."

Up until now, only Nakado Go and I in the entire association have figured it out.

"..."

“I know what you’re worried about. You’re caught in a self-created cycle of contradictions. You crave to maintain that ‘brotherhood’ that you believe is incredibly strong.”

You fear that once the truth about Yuki Tsukishiro being a woman is revealed, this friendship, which you believe is based on same sex, will collapse due to the 'deception,' causing you to lose her completely.

This fear is so real that you'd rather forever hide behind the identity of 'brother' than lose even the possibility of being friends.

Shiori Shiomi paused briefly, tapping her pen on the draft paper as if she were thinking about the steps to solve the problem.

A few seconds later, the pen resumed its rapid writing, and she continued:

"But at the same time, you can't suppress the love and desire deep inside you that has long since crossed the boundaries of friendship."

This desire drives you to use the identity of 'Danzhu' to get close to him.

Even if it's just a brief time together, even if it's just a few simple greetings, she approaches him and tries to connect with him as a pure young girl, instead of having the 'brotherly relationship' of the past.

You know very well that only when you are 'Danzhu' can you experience the emotion you truly crave.

In other words, it's the feeling of being treated as a lovable woman and cherished by someone, the possibility of being able to freely and openly love him as a young girl.

Danzhu pursed her lips even tighter.

Her face was pale, her pupils trembled violently, and even her shoulders trembled slightly.

Shiori Shiomi's words were like a mirror, reflecting all the fears she didn't want to face, as well as that damp, base, and secret desire.

"The root of your suffering lies in your inability to reconcile these two identities."

Shiori Shiomi gave Danju no chance to catch her breath.

She hit the nail on the head, accelerating her attack and relentlessly revealing the truth:

"The 'Yuki Tsukishiro' that you consider to be his brother is now completely estranged from the female body you are currently using that yearns to be close to him."

You are bound by your own preconceived notions of terrible consequences, stubbornly believing that gender differences will destroy everything between you, and that he will distance himself from you and dislike you because of it.

"But, Moon City..."

Shiori Shiomi put down her pen and, with her all-knowing gaze, locked onto Danzhu, whose defenses were gradually crumbling:

"Have you ever truly believed in the Yuan Qing you know? Or do you actually already know the truth, but are just hesitant and afraid to take that step?"

I've observed him and your interactions, and I don't think Yuanqing is the kind of person who would adhere to such outdated rules as 'exclusivity of male alliances'.

He values ​​the essence of emotions and the resonance of souls, rather than external labels.

He accepted the lonely soul of 'Yuki Tsukishiro', and you, his partner with whom he shared a deep understanding and trust for three years.

I believe that you, who spend so much time with him, should feel this more deeply than I do.

Danzhu's face grew paler and paler, cold sweat poured from his forehead, and his mind was a complete blank; he had no idea how to think.

She tried to say something, but could only utter broken murmurs like "I, I..."

The shock of having one's protective shell pierced, one's disguise completely exposed, and one's hard-earned safe house collapse is simply too great.

For a while, she found it hard to come to her senses and face the unease of stepping out of her protective shell, and the reality that, apart from Yuan Qing, mostly filled her with fear.

Shiori Shiomi capped the pen and began tidying up her workbook and textbooks.

As she tidied up, she continued in a voice that had risen several degrees, almost to the point of being "gentle":