In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

"call……"

Xu Guang exhaled a breath of stale air, his expression calm.

A moment of wisdom.

He hadn't felt this comfortable in a long time.

It has to be said that the mere fact that she is a nun is enough to make many people's hearts flutter, not to mention Rosalia's other purer and more attractive qualities.

He picked up the unconscious body and gently wiped it with a clean towel.

Barbara on the other side was completely dumbfounded.

This is this...

It was far more frightening than anything she had seen before.

If Xu Guang's relationship with hers was like a young couple flirting, then his relationship with Rosalia was like two wild beasts entwined.

"Don't just stand there, come and help. You can take a shower later."

Xu Guang greeted her, and looking at the bruises on Rosalia's body, he felt a rare sense of embarrassment.

As you know, in some situations, men are controlled by their smaller head, and given that he didn't restrain himself just now, this situation arose.

I need to make it up to them properly tomorrow.

Some people might think that using hypnotic-like methods to win someone over won't win their heart.

But Xu Guang has always been very pragmatic.

Forced love may not be sweet, but it's thirst-quenching.

Barbara was awakened by the greeting. After regaining her senses, she looked over and laughed with relief.

It was definitely a dream, otherwise how could she see these strange things?

So, without further hesitation, I decisively stepped forward, took the towel, and carefully wiped myself.

The smell that flooded my nostrils was just too real.

Barbara touched the liquid with her fingertip; it was very viscous.

She hadn't touched it much; she felt more of that kind of sensation on her tongue and throat than on her hands.

After Rosalia was mostly cleaned of the filth, Xu Guang picked her up and carried her to the riverbank.

As I've said before, this place is nestled between mountains and water, and aside from anything else, cleaning up afterward is very convenient.

Xu Guang enjoys doing things himself, as it brings him more joy.

He rarely uses the console's one-click cleanup unless absolutely necessary.

After all, it's a pleasure to see someone who is good-looking covered in your own marks.

Barbara followed behind, seemingly lost in thought.

"Although the dream felt very real, it was probably a projection of what I was thinking during the day."

For example, Mr. Xu Guang's gentleness at this moment, and those rich flavors.

However, there's a problem: she's never actually been in contact with a man, so how does she know what it tastes like?

Strange.

After following the other person into the water, the icy river water enveloped us.

Barbara shuddered.

She was a nun, not a warrior, and didn't have a strong physique. Although she possessed the divine eye of the water element, it didn't stop her from feeling a bit cold at this moment.

Subconsciously, she moved closer to Xu Guang.

Because it's warm enough over there.

Barbara came to Xu Guang's side, grabbed his strong arm with her little hand, and exclaimed "Wow!"

"It's as hot as a stove."

While helping Rosalia clean with one hand, Xu Guang replied, "If you touch other places, it will get even hotter."

Barbara hummed in agreement, then looked underwater, clearly somewhat tempted.

She wasn't hungry, she was just curious.

Having grown up in a church, she rarely had the opportunity to meet men. Even now, as an idol, she only sings on stage, and her fans can't go backstage.

Since it's a dream, she can probably be a little bolder.

He reached out and grabbed it.

Xu Guang's lips twitched, and he said helplessly, "Be gentle. This thing isn't that scary. Don't be nervous, just feel it with your heart."

Barbara smiled awkwardly, then stroked it earnestly.

Well……

It's gotten bigger and it's throbbing. Is that due to the blood vessels?

It's amazing.

Xu Guang felt the unfamiliar touch of the other person's hands, but didn't say anything. He just patiently helped Rosalia clean up.

Some areas are too deep; even the middle finger probably couldn't reach them without a speculum.

But this is fine for now; he's not a very meticulous person.

It's almost done, and he can adjust the other person's physical condition through the console to prevent pregnancy.

That's great, we don't even need the Smurfs anymore.

After removing Rosalia's belongings, Xu Guang wrapped her in a blanket and then placed her on the shore.

He had already set up a barrier around them, the kind that even the Rock Prince would have to shake his head at, so he wasn't afraid of encountering any danger.

He also plans to use this time to educate Barbara on some biological knowledge.

As he placed Rosalia down, Barbara recalled the sensation she had just felt.

It's amazing. Although I've known for a long time that there are big differences between men and women in terms of physical structure, this difference is just too much.

Why is she the vulnerability, while the other party has leverage over her?

Can't figure it out.

Mondl's research is very advanced in some areas, but also quite backward in others.

For example, their pharmacy technology was very advanced, while their understanding of sexuality was somewhat lagging behind.

In most of the kingdoms of Teyvat, research has enabled ordinary people to wield great power and quickly heal injuries through the development of potions.

For example, penetrating wounds and abrasions, if they are more serious, require surgery and medication on Earth, and then require a considerable period of rest.

However, some medications can stop the bleeding on the spot, allow the person to get out of bed the next day, and enable them to move freely within a week.

In terms of gender relations, the Japanese can control the people in a train car or a classroom through time-stop technology, while a considerable number of people in Teyvat still don't know how to have children.

I would say that each has its own advantages.

Xu Guang sighed softly.

Actually, he used to be a teacher a long time ago, but unfortunately, all the girls he taught were lusting after him, so he had no choice but to take on elementary school classes.

Now, he also feels a bit nostalgic.

Seeing the ignorance of the Teyvat residents in that regard, the idea of ​​becoming a teacher grew stronger.

Previously, he had only opened a small class with the goddesses in Inazuma; he wanted to impart knowledge and skills, but he needed more.

Barbara will be his first student in Mondstadt, but certainly not his last.

Chapter 274: How could you possibly say that!

"come over."

Xu Guang shouted from the shore.

Barbara heard the sound and obediently walked over, only to find that a double bed had appeared in the room at some point.

"...?"

No, pulling out a tent is already outrageous enough, but what's with this bed that's two meters long and two and a half meters wide?

Oh, she's still dreaming. Never mind then.

Barbara, who took it as a dream, naturally accepted this strangeness.

Xu Guang sat on the bed and patted the side next to him.

"You seem to know nothing. As an idol, you need to have extensive knowledge, otherwise people will laugh at you. How about this, I'll teach you how to become an idol."

Barbara was a little confused, but she quickly came to her senses. It was normal for Mr. Xu Guang to say things that others couldn't understand, and it was also normal for this to happen in her dream.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, Barbara looked at the person in front of her with curious eyes, wondering what he would do.

Xu Guang pulled out a book from somewhere, glanced at it briefly, and nodded: "Very good, I know how to teach people now. Let's start with the first lecture: The Amazing Structure of the Human Body."

As he spoke, he moved closer and placed his hands on Barbara's legs.

"Come on, don't be shy or nervous."

After opening his mouth, he pointed to Barbara's body: "So do you know how many differences there are between boys and girls?"

Barbara nodded: "Two places, I guess..."

Xu Guang shook his head, placed his hands on several heads, kneading them as he said, "More than that. Although the organs are generally the same, the most obvious difference is the Adam's apple. You can feel it; a girl's Adam's apple is not prominent."

Barbara hummed in agreement, extended her hand, and looked somewhat surprised.

This was her first time experiencing this teaching method. In the past, senior nuns would lecture while the students listened. Only the most gifted students could enjoy individual instruction, but it was never like this where people could interact with each other.

Xu Guang continued, "Besides that, there are other places where you can tell the difference between men and women in terms of their secondary sexual characteristics. These secondary sexual characteristics refer to other places besides the baby room and the key to open the baby room, generally referring to height, physique, and appearance."

As he spoke, Xu Guang stood up, grabbed Barbara, and then held her in his arms.

"You can observe more closely in this way."

Barbara blushed slightly because she wasn't wearing any clothes after going into the river, and the other person was obviously the same.

This resulted in her being able to feel the temperature and breath up close, and she could also feel several pressure points just above her navel.

So much so that she had no interest in observing the differences the other party mentioned.

Xu Guang was still pretending not to know anything as he explained, while Barbara had already lowered her head and was looking at the terrifying monster.

Wow……

It's steaming.

My fingers were itching to touch it.

The experience underwater just now wasn't quite as vivid, but now...

Barbara didn't know what was wrong with her, but she still touched it.

One hand cannot hold it.

I don't know if it's because my hands are small or his hands are too big. Are all guys like this?

That's terrifying.

However, she had dreamt of it being inserted before, and it didn't seem to hurt much.

I don't know what's going on, even though it hurts to the point that even one of my fingers hurts.

"Barbara, are you listening?"

Xu Guangming asked knowingly.

After all, how could he not feel it when someone else touched his head? But seeing that the other person seemed quite interested, he didn't stop them.

When her name was called, Barbara jerked her head up, hiding her hands, which were covered in anti-drug solution, behind her back: "I...I'm listening!"

Xu Guang's smile was enigmatic: "Then repeat what I just said?"

Barbara: "..."

Seeing the other person's attitude, Xu Guang didn't stand on ceremony. He squatted down slightly, placed his hands behind Barbara's knees, and then stood up straight so that the two could look at each other at eye level.