In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

Gan Yu asked cooperatively, "What did the demon say?"

Xu Guang raised a finger and began to explain: "The devil said, Father, you should go out first."

Gan Yu: "..."

She understood.

But is it really appropriate to tell jokes like this?

As for Shen He, after being interrupted, she obediently put her hands behind her back, waiting for Xu Guang's next move.

After explaining, Xu Guang saw Shen He's expression, patted his head, adjusted his understanding slightly, and then began.

Gan Yu looked at the scene and felt somewhat uneasy.

She really felt she should leave. Just now it was just touching, and the distance between the two of them was still a positive number, but now it's a negative number.

The key is.

Shen He's saliva splattered everywhere.

Where did you take my aloof junior sister?

The person squatting on the ground with their hands behind their back and nodding occasionally was not the junior sister she knew at all!

Although she knew that she hadn't been much better before, Shen He's acceptance process was too fast and too obedient.

As time went by, Shen He's strength gradually gave out, but she did not give up and persevered until the very last moment.

puff.

"Cough cough cough..."

Stimulated in his tonsils, Shen He coughed and spat the contents into his palm.

She looked up and saw Xu Guang seemingly asking something. When she saw him nod, she lowered her head, rolled the food up with the tip of her tongue, and swallowed it.

Gan Yu held her forehead with one hand.

It seems the situation will only get worse in the future, even though she had previously hoped that her junior sister could have normal human emotions.

After all, Shen He's background wasn't good, and he was also destined to be lonely and bring misfortune to those around him.

But she never imagined it would be in this way.

Xu Guang snapped his fingers, cleaned up the battlefield, then helped Shen He up and asked with a smile.

"So, do you understand the process now?"

Shen He nodded.

She asks for little and has few desires; if it's something the other person wants, then she's willing to give it.

Whether it's a saintess or something else.

Xu Guang ruffled her hair and then shouted enthusiastically, "Great! Let's go recruit people into the cult!"

Gan Yu's pupils were trembling.

No, you're really going to recruit people?!

With a church like theirs, it would be a miracle if they didn't get reported. Would anyone actually want to join?

However, she clearly underestimated Xu Guang's ability to execute orders. As soon as he finished speaking, the three of them arrived at Inazuma.

It's just that Shen He and Gan Yu aren't familiar with this area, so let's leave it at that.

Gan Yu looked down at her exposed clothes and sighed.

It's better to comfort yourself than nothing.

As for Shen He, he was still wearing the same outfit as before, while Xu Guang's words were much more serious.

He was dressed in a white, fitted priest's robe and was holding a book. However, upon closer inspection, one would discover that the text on the book was the doctrine of the Cult of Sera.

Xu Guang put on his monocle and smiled.

"Let's go. Our first target today is a young woman with exceptional professional skills, who will also be our church's future secretary."

Gan Yu gave a stiff laugh. She didn't really care about that; she was just curious about what kind of rhetoric the other party would use to trick... oops, to lead the other party into joining the cult.

The three chatted as they walked, and soon arrived at a house where a green-haired girl was intently studying a book.

After reading it, she was deeply moved.

Actually, there's nothing wrong with the dream world. In the real world, she usually chooses to read, and she can also read in the dream world, which is like having extra time.

And you don't feel tired at all after waking up. The only downside is that you'll be dragged away by someone from time to time to do some weird things.

Fortunately, she has some resistance in all aspects, so she didn't completely fall into a coma like she did at the beginning.

Knock, knock, knock—a knocking sound came from outside the window.

When Kuki looked up, she saw Xu Guang dressed in priest's robes, leading two girls she didn't recognize over there.

What the hell? What kind of weird and wonderful game is this this time?

"Hey, Kyūki Ren, I'm now formally inviting you to be our church's secretary. What do you say?"

Kuki Shinobu nodded somewhat helplessly: "I understand, so what's going on with you, and what's the deal with this church?"

Xu Guang pointed to the clothes he was wearing: "This is the church I just established, called the Cult of the Serenity."

Jiu Qi Ren: "..."

I agreed too early, can I still refuse now?

Chapter 250: After thinking about it, one more...

As you can tell from the name, this church is definitely not the kind that's very respectable.

But that's normal. It would be abnormal if Xu Guang didn't pull some kind of trick.

She's almost used to it.

On the other side, Gan Yu looked at the other person in disbelief.

So... he agreed?

She thought to herself, "This girl looks so refined, she must be the kind who is well-read and knowledgeable, how could she be so irrational!"

Meanwhile, Hisagi Shinobu was also observing the two of them, feeling a mix of emotions.

She dressed quite conservatively this time.

Although Gan Yu thought the outfit was a bit too much, who was Jiuqi Ren?

What hasn't she experienced?

Even the side streets have been developed. In her opinion, isn't this kind of thing, which can cover up important parts, purely conservative?

Moreover, she also noticed very subtle fluctuations in these two individuals.

She had traveled through time with Xu Guang, so she naturally knew that these two were not from the current timeline.

Thinking of this, she sighed deeply.

They possess such terrifying power, yet they use it for this kind of thing. How should we evaluate this...?

It's right that it's hard to hold back.

While trying to maintain the surrounding timeline, Xu Guang said, "Since you've agreed, you'll have to take responsibility from now on."

Thanks to the console's capabilities, although he was unable to lur people from reality to the dream world due to the world's barriers, this problem did not exist in the past timelines he created.

If we consider the real world as a rope that keeps stretching forward, then what he is doing now is cutting off a section of it, and the resistance he has to bear will naturally be less.

Xu Guang took out a small booklet from his pocket and handed it to Jiu Qiren: "This is the doctrine of our church. Take a look. All the paperwork from now on will be handled by you."

Kuki Ren glanced at it briefly, nodded after understanding the so-called church rules, and did not feel troubled by the statement that all documents should be handed to her.

She knew Xu Guang fairly well; these kinds of things, which only last a short time, are usually forgotten after a while and don't involve many people.

From this perspective, it seems that she can finish her studies and exams every day before taking charge of the church.

She was simply curious about who these two girls were.

Unlike the Inazuma side, no one knows where Xu Guang came from.

As for the church's strange rules, such as the leader having the power over New Year's Eve, she didn't think much of them. She said that if Xu Guang's stuff didn't have these rules, it wouldn't have the right feel.

Xu Guang turned around, looked at Gan Yu and Shen He, and said with a smile, "Now that we have a secretary, our next target is a protector!"

He already has someone in mind for this role, namely Ying.

This old housewife spends all her time in her idyllic retreat, and spends her free time in her dream world having intimate moments. It feels like her bones are going to rust if she keeps going like this. It would be better to get her out of there and do something practical.

As for Kujo Sara, she should do what she does best: be a disciplinary committee member.

Don't ask why there's this position in the church; it's purely because Xu Guang wanted to experience what it felt like to bend the law for personal gain.

Gan Yu looked at Jiu Qiren and still couldn't understand why this seemingly refined girl would agree to the request.

Moreover, she was also a secretary and had heard a saying...

A secretary is someone who does things when there's work to be done, and when there's nothing to do...

I have a feeling this girl will regret it later.

At this moment, Shen He raised his head and said with a firm gaze, "I... can fight!"

After being abandoned in the cave, all she could feel was despair. It was Xu Guang who led her out and helped her successfully become Xianyun's apprentice.

Her efforts so far have stemmed partly from a desire to see the view from a higher vantage point, but more so from a desire to repay the other party.

She repaid the person who pulled her out of the endless darkness.

Xu Guang shook his head and pinched the other person.

"You are a saint, what kind of talk is this?"

Jiuqi rolled his eyes at Xu Guang's tone as if he were coaxing a child.

Is this yet another new form of pretend play?

And why was she treated that way?

Ugh, you white-haired fanatic.

Xu Guang glanced at the status bar above Jiuqi Ren's head and slowly spoke.

"Some people are spreading rumors that I am a die-hard white-haired fetishist. I'm here to clarify that I'm not dead."

That means you're admitting you're a white-haired fetishist.

Jiuqi Ren shrugged. She had already guessed who it was when she heard the other person say they were going to find the protector.

However, since it wasn't really her concern, she simply lowered her head and continued reading her book, which she hadn't finished yet.

However, Xu Guang was no kind person. After a cold laugh, he dragged her out of the room.

"You think you can just leave after offending me? I'll lock you up in the Sutra Refining Pavilion later."

Replace the homophone in the word "尝" (cháng).

With the other person holding him under his arm, Kuki Shinobu said in a calm tone, "Ah, how scary, please don't do that."

Xu Guang continued to sneer: "You think I'll let you off this time if you do this again? Put it on!"

As he spoke, he pulled a tail out of his pocket, then thought for a moment and added another one.

Hisashi looked at the thing, his expression changing several times.

To deal with Xu Guang's strange hobbies, she would secretly read books on that topic in her spare time, partly to broaden her knowledge and partly so that she wouldn't be at a loss when faced with it in the future.

So she saw it.

This thing is not simple, at least not as simple as it seems on the surface.

Hisagi Shinobu took it and weighed it in his hand.

He immediately realized it was the one with a motor, so he quickly begged for mercy.

"I was wrong……"

Being able to bend and stretch is also a skill.

Last time she couldn't handle taking care of just one child, and now there are two!