In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

Xu Guang chuckled: "So you're good at becoming an idol? That saves me a lot of trouble, but the necessary tests are still required."

Barbara nodded: "Go ahead, I'm a great singer!"

Xu Guang pinned the other person against the wall and gave him a wall slam.

"Singing? Who wants to listen to that kind of stuff! I can tell you don't know anything at all. But that's alright, let me have a taste. So, first step, let's see how flexible you are!"

After Xu Guang finished speaking, he put his right hand into the crook of Barbara's leg and lifted it up, pressing her down in a split position.

Startled by this sudden change, Barbara cried out in pain.

"Wait, Mr. Xu Guang, this shouldn't be happening..."

Upon hearing the pleas for mercy, Xu Guang not only did not stop, but instead became even more excited and leaned closer, pinching the other's youthful skin twice.

"It's okay if it hurts, it'll get better later. Don't worry, I'll definitely take good care of you."

With her knee pressing down on her shoulder, Barbara felt uncomfortable and tried to struggle but couldn't escape.

Xu Guang's actions just now made her tremble all over, as if an electric current had passed through her, forcing her to speak hastily.

"Wait……"

Xu Guang didn't give the other party time to react, and continued to do the next action while smiling.

"Not bad, your flexibility is up to par. Now it's time to test your eloquence. After all, if you want to be an idol, you definitely need to practice this aspect diligently."

Press close and kiss them.

Barbara could feel the other person's heavy breathing and the intense scent that made her head spin.

Moreover, because Xu Guang's attack was particularly aggressive, she was caught off guard and her jaw was forced open.

"Woooooooo..."

Barbara let out a series of meaningless groans, but dared not bite down.

Because she was afraid of hurting the other person.

She was in the wrong, so it's not surprising that the other party reacted this way.

There was just one thing she didn't understand.

It's clearly her dream, so why does she keep encountering this kind of thing?

Could it be that she... has really reached puberty?

Although the high nun said this was normal, she didn't want this kind of rough treatment.

At least find a cozy room, and after the two of you express your love for each other, things can progress slowly.

How can you do this right from the start?

(P.S.: Some parts of the last paragraph really couldn't pass the review. I tried many times, so please bear with it.)

239: Rosalia

Barbara felt that things were developing in a way that was beyond her comprehension.

Because in that brief moment when she was lost in thought, the other person peeled her away completely, like peeling an onion.

The wind felt a little chilly on my unprotected body.

The other person seemed to be worried that she was catching a cold, and thoughtfully massaged her with their hands, but the massage location was very wrong.

"Mr. Xu Guang, wait... we shouldn't be like this!"

Barbara struggled and tried to persuade her.

However, it was clear that her words had no effect. Xu Guang continued to relax the acupoints according to his own method. The acupoints were real, but whether they were in the correct position was another matter.

With a tap of his fingertip, Xu Guang pressed down and smiled: "All the body's values ​​are quite good. With the help of medication, they could probably rise another letter. Then we can move on to the penultimate step of the test."

Barbara's eyes widened when she heard this.

Second to last step?

Does that mean there's more?

But the current actions are already quite excessive!

No, I don't want that kind of thing!

Barbara twisted her body, trying to break free, but due to the difference in their physical strength, the movement seemed more like an invitation for the other party to do something.

Xu Guang didn't stand on ceremony and simply began to explain the upcoming tests.

"To be an idol, you need a good voice. Open your mouth and let me see how good it is."

"Well……"

……

"Barbara! What's wrong?"

An elderly nun with a kind face called out anxiously.

There are nightly patrols at the church, and today it was her turn.

But just as she was about to go back to sleep, she realized something was wrong.

Not only were the lights on in Barbara's room still on, but she also made strange noises from time to time.

Having been through similar experiences, the old nun certainly knew what this was, so she immediately pushed open the door, intending to give it a good scolding.

Although nuns are human beings with desires, this is a church, and neither doing handicrafts nor engaging in sexual activity in pairs is permitted.

However, when she came in, she noticed that Barbara was surrounded by a faint white light, seemingly protecting her.

Barbara, inside the white light, had a rosy complexion, and her small mouth opened and closed.

Those untimely voices originated from this.

The old nun frowned, not taking it as a simple dream of spring, but suspecting that someone was trying to harm her.

After several unsuccessful attempts to contact the other party, she immediately sought out someone in the church who was skilled at handling such matters.

Rosalia.

The other party was a nun belonging to the Church of Favonius in Mondstadt.

At first glance, she could be considered a clergy member, but her words and actions showed no trace of nun-like demeanor.

He had less reverence for God than the average citizen of Mondstadt, and he never participated in church activities; he was merely a figurehead in the church.

Although the old nun had some reservations about the other woman's disrespect for God, it was undeniable that this nun with her unusual skin color and daring attire was indeed a reliable person.

However, Rosalia's expression wasn't very good after being woken up in the middle of the night.

She leaned against the door, yawned, and was still wearing her signature outfit.

The white parts of their clothes were all changed to dark red, and their shoulders were also covered, reducing the area of ​​their backs that were exposed. However, many public officials in Mondstadt only have their backs exposed.

For example, Yura.

If you look down, you'll see that her waist belt has been changed from a rope to two leather straps.

She wore black trousers and boots that were integrated into one piece, with the left trousers split at the thigh, revealing black fishnet stockings underneath.

"So you mean, you woke me up at this time just so I could have a wet dream about a nun?"

Rosalia sneered.

The old nun was getting anxious: "No, there seems to be something on Barbara. I can't get close to her, and I can't wake her up. Something's wrong!"

Rosalia nodded: "Have you told the Wind God about this?"

Upon hearing this, the old nun paused for a moment, then swallowed the words she was about to say to correct the other person.

How can you use this word to address a deity? You should pray or report to them.

However, the situation was urgent, and she couldn't worry about that. She quickly said, "I've already prayed, but there has been no response."

Rosalia hummed in agreement.

There are only two possibilities now.

Either that person thinks the matter is not worth mentioning, which means she can go back and get a good night's sleep.

Either it's something about Barbara that even that person isn't confident they can resolve, but at least they'll give a hint.

Of course, there is one last possibility: that their beloved wind god simply didn't hear it.

However, since she is one of their own gods, even if one is disrespectful to her, one would not have such a thought, as this would be tantamount to questioning the power of the wind god.

"Alright, take me there."

Rosalia said helplessly. She had just returned to the church from outside and was planning to rest for a while, but this happened right after she went to bed.

In fact, although you rarely see her in church, she is even known as the "Queen of Skipping Work" by some people who don't know her.

But she is actually very busy.

The vanished Rosalia would handle tasks that only she could accomplish in a corner unseen by others.

Whether they are unfamiliar merchants or suspicious travelers, it is her job to determine whether these people pose a threat to Mondstadt.

Investigations, surveillance, and, if necessary, interrogation.

If they were meant to disappear, Rosalia must have been the last person to see them.

Her job is somewhat similar to Ye Lan's, but she wields more power and has the right to act first and ask for permission later.

However, Rosalia usually doesn't do that.

She had investigated the blond-haired stranger before, but after discovering that he didn't actually have any intention of harming Mondstadt and even liked to do things that were inappropriate for children in secret, she gave up on tracking him.

You can't expect her to just sit in the corner and watch others do their own thing.

To be fair, that traveler really did have some fancy tricks up his sleeve.

After bringing her thoughts together, Rosalia followed the old nun to Barbara's room.

As soon as she entered, her keen senses gathered information for her.

It tastes like the sea, and it's very strong.

Hmm, it seems our idol lady must have a pretty good dream.

Rosalia thought this to herself, then came to Barbara's side and examined her carefully.

Just as the old nun said, a very faint white light enveloped the other person's body.

I first tentatively touched it a couple of times, but unsurprisingly, I was stopped.

With the purpose of experimentation in mind, Rosalia gradually increased the intensity of her efforts.

But something unexpected happened.

Just as she was still trying, the white light suddenly disappeared.

Then Barbara opened her eyes, looked at the hand covered by her identity, and subconsciously let out two soft moans.

The old nun: "..."

Rosalia: "...?"

Chapter 240: I'll do it myself!

“Barbara, I know you’re curious at this age, but remember to be moderate, and don’t do these things in the church… at least outside, you know?”

The old nun spoke earnestly, but Rosalia, who never liked to hear such things, left early.

Barbara, blushing, lowered her head and remained silent.

Seeing her like this, the old nun sighed and left.

She had already asked the other party and confirmed that nothing bad had happened, so she began to give them her usual advice.

Having those kinds of dreams isn't some heinous crime.

The only thing she couldn't understand was about the other person...

Eh?

What was it again?

The old nun was walking along the road when she suddenly realized that something seemed to be missing from her mind, but she quickly came to her senses.