In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

I never expected to see something like this.

Xu Guang clicked his tongue, took a deep breath, and adjusted his mindset to ask gently, "I'm teaching Shen He about the etiquette of my hometown. Do you want to learn it too?"

Gan Yu exclaimed "Eh?" and asked, bewildered, "Can I learn this too? Won't it be very troublesome?"

Xu Guang raised an eyebrow and looked at the other person.

Previously, his focus was on Shen He and Xian Yun, so he didn't notice the changes in the other party.

Gan Yu is thinner than before.

But clearly, this does not diminish her beauty in the slightest.

She was big where she should be big, and small where she should be small; her long, fleshy legs were tightly wrapped in black pantyhose, and just looking at them made one's imagination run wild.

It's truly... a feast for the eyes.

There are ways to play with delicate figures and ways to play with full-figured figures.

Xu Guang chuckled and pointed to the reception room: "Let's eat first. Later I can teach you other etiquette from my hometown, which I guarantee you've never seen before."

Gan Yu nodded and rubbed her slightly empty stomach.

She was indeed hungry.

So the group happily went to enjoy the food, but before that, Shen He looked at Xu Guang's back, his hand moved down from his chest, and covered his lower abdomen.

She seemed to have figured something out just now; the source of her fever was here.

It also has a slightly tingling and numb feeling, which is a very peculiar sensation, but not unpleasant.

Rather, she didn't dislike anything she did with Xu Guang.

How could she possibly hate the man who pulled her out of the darkness and gave her a new home?

However, Shen He rarely went out or had contact with others, so she didn't know that this feeling was called love by other people.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Xu Guang pulled Gan Yu aside and wanted to take her to experience customs that didn't exist in his hometown.

He talked eloquently as he walked down the street.

"Actually, you don't know this, but where I'm from, close friends take showers together and then help each other scrub their bodies."

Gan Yu paused for a moment: "But Master said that men and women should not touch each other. Is this really okay?"

Xu Guang frowned: "What are you saying? Are you implying that our relationship isn't good enough?"

This is a classic example of ignoring the essence of the problem and labeling the other party.

Xu Guang, who has been active in Zu'an for many years, has a lot of experience in this regard.

Although he mostly started with the family tree, attacking his mother as the central figure.

And this was very effective; Gan Yu was so frightened that she shook her head repeatedly.

"No, no, that's not what I meant..."

She always listens to her master, but given today's situation, it seems that her master himself has also been in contact with him, so there shouldn't be any problems, right?

Seeing her like this, Xu Guang rubbed Shen He's little head and asked with a smile, "So, little Shen He, do you want to take a bath with me later?"

Shen He nodded. She was not good at refusing, let alone Xu Guang's request.

The three strolled leisurely to a spring in the cave.

This is where the three women bathe daily; if you get closer, you can see steam rising from the air.

Of course, it might turn into a battlefield later.

Seeing the two standing there, at a loss, Xu Guang was always good at understanding people's feelings in this regard.

Before long, they helped remove the shackles.

Putting everything else aside, the moment one got their hands on it, they exclaimed that they had touched a precious jade.

The delicate texture, rather than its elasticity, combined with the expressions of the two women, truly created a unique charm.

After entering the water, Xu Guang leaned lazily against the stone wall, pulled Shen He into his arms, and rubbed his head and body while pointing to the little Xu Guang who was looking up.

"We'll focus on massaging this area later. You go first, then teach Gan Yu, okay?"

Shen He nodded, his eyes filled with determination.

She will definitely do a good job!

Xu Guang patted her head and praised, "Good girl."

Then they began to teach the other person how to do it in a detailed and serious manner.

As for Shen He, his learning ability was indeed very strong. He grasped the key points in no time, and began to clench his fist, leaving a gap in the middle, and staring straight ahead.

"Don't use too much force, and don't be too loose, just right."

Xu Guang leaned against the stone wall, comfortably enjoying the damp towel around his neck.

Shen He nodded and began to work hard as the other party instructed.

And so, time passed little by little, and the girl could clearly sense that things were undergoing some subtle changes.

For example, something is trembling.

Xu Guang's breathing became heavier: "Do you remember what I said?"

Shen He looked at that face and said earnestly, "I remember."

"let's start."

This seemed to be a signal; as the words fell, Shen He lowered his head and opened his rosy lips.

"Ah~ Ugh..."

Xu Guang held the other person's head and squinted his eyes.

Gan Yu, standing to the side, nodded thoughtfully.

"The customs in Mr. Xu Guang's hometown... are really strange."

Anyway, they wouldn't do that here. It's too tiring. She just watched her junior sister's hands almost get sore, and in the end, she still had to use her mouth.

This whole process can take at least half an hour to complete.

However, since she would also be doing it later, Gan Yu watched Shen He's every move with utmost care.

"It's coming, be careful not to choke."

Xu Guang thoughtfully reminded him, and then his blood vessels began to throb.

biu~

Shen He was reminded, so he didn't choke, but his mouth was bulging.

"Haoduo..."

Hearing the girl's indistinct words, Xu Guang smiled and pulled her lips apart, looking at the murky liquid submerged under her tongue: "Alright, alright, this is drinkable, swallow it."

Shen He nodded, and with the movement of her throat, the entire contents went into her stomach, not a drop left. When she opened her mouth again, all that could be seen was a rosy blush.

Gan Yu leaned closer curiously and whispered, "How does it taste?"

Shen He pondered for a moment, then said truthfully, "It's strange, it's salty and a little fishy."

"That's it..."

Gan Yu was somewhat disappointed.

She thought it would taste good, since it was white and looked similar to coconut milk. If it tasted good, she would be very happy.

Pity.

Chapter 192: Iced Tea or Yogurt?

Xu Guang stretched his waist with great satisfaction.

He didn't go any further, after all, Shen He is still growing, and if he did something excessive, it might affect his future.

As for Gan Yu, this wasn't her home turf, and she had only treated the other party as a treat.

It’s time to say it or not.

Xianyun Diao... cough cough, he's quite skilled at training disciples; each one is incredibly appetizing.

As his finger traced the curve, the other person shifted their body slightly in displeasure.

Gan Yu looked at the other person with a hint of resentment and remained silent for a long time.

"It's not pleasant at all! And it tastes awful!"

The girl thought to herself.

It tasted sour in my mouth, but after drinking it, my throat felt extremely uncomfortable and had a fishy smell.

In response, Xu Guang could only say that this was a manifestation of youthful vigor, and it was normal for thinner and thicker liquids to have different textures and tastes.

After gently comforting him, Xu Guang stepped out of the warm water and hugged Shen He.

She expended the most energy tonight.

At first, he just ate, but later he used his hands and feet and even some difficult poses to cooperate with her.

It's normal to feel exhausted right now.

He massaged her as they walked. As for Gan Yu, Xu Guang planned to give her a boost in a few days, as he was still very curious about the taste of this artificial coconut milk.

Ren Qiqi likes normal milk, but he's different; he prefers milk that's expressed.

However, given Gan Yu's good performance today, he plans to try this method again in a few days.

Holding the tiny baby, Xu Guang was about to find a room to put it down when he saw Xian Yun walking over, disheveled and with a flushed face.

His steps were unsteady, and he staggered.

Xu Guang burst out laughing.

His liquor was only seventy or eighty percent alcohol, much weaker than the "water of life" from Russia.

I didn't expect Xianyun to be such a lightweight.

He put one arm around Shen He, letting him hug his neck, and with the other hand he reached out and pinched Xian Yun's soft flesh twice.

Xu Guang raised an eyebrow and sighed.

"It really is a vacuum."

That's not bad, considering the special nature of this clothing, plus the fact that it's worn without a vacuum, the feel is absolutely amazing.

Holding Xianyun's waist, Xu Guang flicked her glasses aside, positioned himself in front of her face, and said, "Why are you running over here instead of sleeping? Do you want to experience some special customs too?"

Xianyun's mind was hazy. Sensing something was wrong, she whimpered twice, leaned on Xu Guang's shoulder, and slowly said, "Thirsty..."

This is the kind of person who feels thirsty after drinking alcohol.

But you've only had one cup.

Xu Guang pinched the other person's face and asked with a smile, "That's no problem, but I have iced tea and yogurt here. See which one you'd like to drink."

Xianyun looked confused; in her mind, she definitely had to choose tea.

Milk is for children.

For some reason, her slow-witted brain inexplicably sensed something was wrong, but she couldn't react, and only replied in a daze, "I want to drink tea..."

Looking at Xianyun clinging to him, Xu Guang rubbed the other's head.

As for which head it is, don't worry about that.

He smiled and nodded, then tucked the other person under his arm.

"Okay, I'll take Shen He back and then prepare some tea for you. Luckily, I drank a lot of water today, otherwise it would have been really difficult."

"Um……?"

Xianyun shook his head, sensing something was off about the other person's words.

Why do people need to drink a lot of water when drinking iced tea?

What does it mean?