"Is that so? But we didn't say a single word!"
"Don't worry~ We'll take good care of Kohei-kun for you!"
Chapter 245 Master, please, please eat me!
"Ugh, it's this hot even at night..."
Izu is a coastal city in central Japan. Although it's not unbearably hot in the summer, the humid air that sweeps across the shore always gives people a sauna-like experience.
If we consider people as thin-skinned, large-filled steamed buns, Kohei Imamura feels that his skin is already steamed through, while the filling inside is only half-cooked!
Fortunately, the roadside shop was still open even though it was late, which gave him the chance to buy ice to salvage his fillings...
"Aina is really something. Renting an apartment by the sea is cheap and cool. The city center is simply no place for a human to live!"
Complaining all the way, carrying a full bag of ice he had just bought, Kohei Imamura finally walked from the subway station all the way to Aina's apartment building.
The golden distance of seven minutes' walk now seemed especially long. If it weren't for spending more time with Aina...Galgame, he would never have traveled such a long distance!
Thinking this, he knocked on the door skillfully, and before there was any response from inside, he took out his key from his pocket and opened the door.
However, as the doorknob turned, the light that was expected to shine through the crack in the door did not arrive as planned. Instead, there was an even deeper darkness than outside!
"Woo..."
Cold sweat trickled down his forehead. Logically speaking, Kohei Imamura wasn't the type to be afraid of the dark, but for some reason, he felt like the doorway led to hell!
"Aicai, are you home?"
"..."
There was complete silence from inside the door, and no response came. Seeing this, Kohei Imamura frowned. There was no party today, so Aina shouldn't be going out as usual.
Could it be that, like last time, he got sick and didn't want to bother others, so he couldn't get up all day and didn't even turn on the lights!
"Aina! I'm in. Are you alright?"
"Kukuku..."
As soon as Kohei Imamura stepped into the room, a strange laugh came from the darkness, and two hands immediately shot out and grabbed his wrists.
"Ugh?"
He only had time to utter a bewildered, nasal sound before Kohei Imamura was dragged into the room without any chance to resist.
At the same time, the lights in the rented room were turned on with a snap. After the former slowly regained his vision in a panic, he saw three perfectly normal maid-dressed women standing in front of him!
"Welcome home, Master!!!"
"well?!!"
His pupils dilated instantly, and as Kohei Imamura looked at the maids bowing in different styles, the CPU in his brain exploded with a whoosh.
Large amounts of white smoke slowly drifted out of his seven orifices, and at the same time, a line of blood from his nose also reappeared.
There's no way around it; while Aina is indeed a bit flat-chested, her three best friends are all quite formidable, so it's normal for the ups and downs to cause some minor injuries.
"Wait...you're Kanako?"
"Bingo! Master Kohei has such a good memory, he even remembers me~"
With a broad smile and a peace sign, Kanako Iida mischievously teased, "So, Master, do you want to eat first, or take a bath first?"
"emmm..."
He finally recognized all three girls in front of him. In fact, Kohei Imamura had only seen Kiyoko Kamio and Keiko Suzuki in their non-monster forms once, so it was already quite an achievement that he could recognize them.
But none of that is the main point right now!
His expression suddenly turned serious. Although he didn't know what these girls were up to, he knew that the three of them were Aina's best friends, and given how things were going...
"I choose C!"
"Ah, that's quite direct, Master Kohei. But since you want a hidden service, we'll have to comply. But please close your eyes first..."
"!!!"
There really is a hidden service! Galgames really did live up to their reputation!
His heart suddenly raced. Although Kohei Imamura knew it was just a joke, he couldn't lose out no matter what if he saw Mana in her normal maid outfit!
Thinking this, he closed his eyes without hesitation, thus missing the chance to see the evil nature of the little maids!
"Kukuku..."
Covering her mouth and continuing to chuckle mischievously, Kiyoko Kamio was certain that Mana was right! Her boyfriend closed his eyes, turned around and ran to the bathroom to pull out the corresponding maid and press her in front of the former.
"Yoshi~ Master Kohei, you can open your eyes now!"
"!!! Mana..."
He abruptly pried open his eyelids, his cheeks flushed, already prepared for both shyness and praise. He couldn't wait to admire the normal maid, Aina...
He could only finish his sentence before he was unable to finish it again, and the cracking sound coming from his eyes was a sign that his retina was about to shatter into pieces.
Slowly raising his head, he glanced over the solid eight-pack abs, the full pectoral muscles, and the mountain-like trapezius muscles, and unsurprisingly, he saw a shy face, though it wasn't the one who liked vegetables.
"Welcome home, Master Kohei!"
With three scumbag girls holding her up from behind, Miyazawa Yu, wearing a maid headband and looking utterly miserable, delivered the lines that these guys had prepared beforehand.
To be honest, he now deeply regrets agreeing to help Aina, and he also deeply regrets not hiding under the bed when Kiyoko entered the house.
What's even more unsettling for him is why Aina's house happens to have maid outfits that can fit a muscular man over two meters tall. He has a feeling that these bad women have planned this all along.
"Please, please eat me!"
"...Crack!"
This is the crisp sound of a cornea exploding completely, symbolizing that another blind person has appeared in the world today, which is inexplicably sad.
The current situation is like meeting someone you met online in person. You imagine your girlfriend to be a pure, cute, and legally innocent loli, or a dashing and mature woman.
The result was that the other person not only had a full beard and a chest full of breast hair, but also had a penis that was bigger than yours. You could even duo queue without having to avoid danger when going to the toilet.
"Yu!"
"I'm a victim too..."
"A victim?"
With countless veins bulging on his forehead, Kohei Imamura's mood bar deflated as if he had just opened his study folder only to have his mother walk in without knocking, while his anger bar surged.
"Xinei!"
"You bastard! I've already said this wasn't my intention!"
Suddenly, a whole bag of ice was dumped on his head. Miyazawa Yu felt a refreshing chill and his heart soared, but at the same time, he crossed his arms and his eyes were full of helplessness about life.
"Who cares about you! If I have no expectations for the rest of my life, are you going to compensate me?"
"Huh? Is Master Kohei dissatisfied with our employees?"
"Satisfied? You'd be a fool! What is this thing? If it was stolen from some mental hospital, send it back right now! Don't pollute other people's eyes here!"
Veins bulged from his neck down to his eyes, and Kohei Imamura felt an urge to immediately lecture the three girls in front of him about the consequences.
How could they toy with the feelings of a young man like that? Don't these guys have any heart?
"Well, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, we don't have any cannibalistic business here, so we have to outsource it."
With a helpless gesture, Kanako Iida shook her head and regretfully carried Mana, who was struggling desperately and refusing to be seen, out of the bathroom.
"If the master chooses to eat, he will receive service from this maid who loves vegetables!"
"Kanako!!!"
Without heavy makeup to cover her up, Yoshihara Mana even felt shy wearing a swimsuit, let alone a low-cut maid outfit in a maid cafe!
The worst part is that, according to the plan for the Qinghai Women's University campus festival, Qingzi and the others even ordered persecution props for Yu separately, but she herself did not order a maid outfit separately because the maid quota was full.
So now I can only wear Sister Xia Ye's maid outfit to make up the numbers. The most obvious problem is that the chest area is very ill-fitting, so loose that I have to hold it down to prevent it from being too loose and revealing!
"Waaah... Welcome home, Master..."
"Exhale! Inhale! Exhale! Inhale!"
He was instantly stunned. Faced with Mana, who was so shy that she covered her chest, Kohei Imamura felt as if his retina had been revived!
There's a saying about this mysterious Eastern power: "Like hearing celestial music, one's ears are temporarily enlightened." Anyway, the current situation is probably quite similar to the sentiment expressed in that poem!
"Yuah!"
"What are you doing?"
Gently removing all the ice from Yu's head, Kohei Imamura pressed his hand on Yu's shoulder, tears streaming down his face. "It was your doing, wasn't it! Arigato!"
"I've already said it has nothing to do with me! Don't try to pin all the unethical things on me!"
Not wanting to deal with this guy whose mood changed so quickly it was astonishing, Miyazawa Yu finished cleaning his hair and helplessly leaned close to Kanako, asking in a low voice, "Hey, what are you guys doing? Didn't you agree that you wanted to get rid of Kohei?"
"Yup!"
Nodding earnestly, Kanako Iida adjusted her tube top and said sternly, "We're trying to make Kohei feel ashamed with overly enthusiastic service! That way, he won't be embarrassed to come next time!"
"Then what am I doing...?"
"It looked so interesting that I made the arrangements without even realizing it! Hehe!"
With her cute tongue sticking out and a thumbs up, Kanako Iida's deception worked wonders. Even though Yu Miyazawa was so angry that the veins on his forehead were bulging, he could only curse her as a scumbag woman!
But she actually thinks she can shame a scumbag with her enthusiasm? Interesting! I really don't know whether to call it the naivety of a young girl or if she never really intended to help!
Chapter 246 My house is quite big, do you want to come over and play?
"Yoshi! Aina, step back! Master Kohei, please don't stand here. What brings you here?"
"Woo..."
Steam rising from her head, Yoshihara Mana, a disposable prop, was pushed by Kamio Kiyoko next to Miyazawa Yu to cool down.
Now it's the turn of three respectable maids! With their sweet looks and overly enthusiastic service, any man, if not blushing and fleeing in panic, would at least be terrified!
"Uh, I want to play a game..."
"A game? Master Kohei is so awesome~ Come, come, please sit here!"
"You must be thirsty after walking so far! Please enjoy a freshly made ice-cold cola~"
Without any room for resistance, Kohei Imamura was quickly pulled to sit in front of the computer, where he was not only provided with a backrest and cushions, but also with the feeding service of a maid.
An ordinary person would probably have given up and run away by now, but the scum of the Pab department are clearly not ordinary people!
After sitting in front of the computer and thinking seriously for two seconds, Kohei Imamura tremblingly raised his hand... placed it on the mouse and keyboard, and skillfully entered the login password.
Welcome back! Kohei Onii-chan~ The Maid Cafe has been waiting for you for a long time~
"Ah, I knew it..."
The familiar startup sound of a Galgame reached his ears, and Miyazawa Yu, with his deadpan expression, could only say that it was completely expected; there was absolutely no suspense involved!
To be honest, the scum in the Pab department have brains full of sponges. Unless they're given enough alcohol, their IQ won't suddenly be guaranteed. Otherwise, when they're sober, they're the type whose heads you can hear echoing when you shake them.
According to his estimation, the long period of thought that Kohei had just spent was definitely not about whether to stay or leave, but rather about what game to play today!
"Ugh... Even dressing me up like this doesn't work!"
Huddled next to Yu, she was almost crying with anger. The biggest motivation for Yoshihara Mana to endure the embarrassment of wearing a maid outfit was to drive Kohei away and give herself a peaceful place to contemplate life.
Now that Kiyoko and the others' methods seem to be completely ineffective, what's the difference between this and losing both the wife and the army?
"hiss……"
Taking a sharp breath, Kiyoko Kamio looked at the guy who was standing right next to her, yet remained completely calm and collected while playing with eroge (adult content). She maintained a smile on her face, but her eyes were flashing wildly.
The gist of it is roughly: [The idea is tricky, so we need to step up our efforts!]
【OK! 】
Upon receiving Kiyoko's plea for help, Keiko Suzuki immediately gave a thumbs-up from behind, indicating that she would descend upon the battlefield as a hero!
"Master Kohei? Is the game fun?"
"Mmm! This one is amazing! Even though she's flat-chested, she has a strong tsundere personality, making her a really fun person to win over!"
"Oh, is that so?"
Bending forward to get closer to the screen with one hand behind her back, Keiko Suzuki casually brushed a stray hair behind her ear with her other hand, her arm moving horizontally and creating a surging wave.
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