"I don't think so." Lian Ye shook her head vigorously. "I'm not interested in Naruto."
You might as well stay home and soak up the sun.
Besides, does this old man really trust me to handle the village's documents?
Tobirama Senju: "..."
Everyone: "..."
None of them expected that what most of the village's ninjas dreamed of, Renya would scoff at.
That's absolutely outrageous.
"Renya, why don't you reconsider?" Shimura Danzo said, trying to dissuade him.
Although he really wanted to become Hokage, Renye becoming Hokage was definitely no problem!
It's not too late for him to compete with Hiruzen for the Hokage position after Renya retires in the future.
“Yes, Renya,” Hiruzen Sarutobi quickly chimed in, “You mustn’t give up this hard-won opportunity.”
Countless ninjas in the village dream of becoming Hokage, so how could Renya refuse so easily?
I wonder what other people would think if they found out.
"I wouldn't even be a dog to become the Hokage."
Lianye refused without hesitation.
Once he becomes Hokage, he will have to become a beast of burden for the village, and he will no longer be able to laze around at home basking in the sun.
Life is so wonderful, how can we give it up?
"Kid, think it over carefully."
Seeing his nonchalant attitude, Tobirama Senju was immediately furious and raised his voice several decibels.
"understood."
Lian Ye originally wanted to continue refusing, but seeing his angry look, she immediately changed her mind.
"You should try to persuade him more."
Tobirama Senju looked at Danzo Shimura and the others.
"Yes, teacher!"
The Tobirama Senju residence.
"Lianye, don't be silly."
Hiruzen Sarutobi earnestly persuaded him.
"I hope you can become Hokage and make the village better."
Danzo Shimura looked serious, determined not to let his friend give up this opportunity because of his own reasons.
"Renya-kun, you shouldn't give up such a great opportunity to become Hokage," Koharu Utatane chimed in.
“Renya, if you become Hokage, the conflict between your clan and the village can be eased,” Uchiha Kagami explained his view.
Although Renya was expelled from the Uchiha clan by the clan leader, she was still essentially a member of the Uchiha clan.
If he could become Hokage, the clan would surely beg Renya to return, thus easing the conflict between the clan and the village.
Even if Lian Ye doesn't want to return to the family, it's fine.
“You don’t understand.” Lian Ye sighed helplessly, “Once I become Hokage, I won’t be able to lie around sunbathing like this anymore.”
He had personally witnessed the tragic lives of Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju as Hokage.
Of course, most things were handled by Tobirama when Hashirama was in power.
But it's also quite troublesome, okay?
He could follow Hashirama's example and let Danzo and Hiruzen handle the government affairs.
But what's the point?
Isn't that like taking off your pants to fart—completely unnecessary?
Wouldn't it be better to simply refuse to become Hokage and not have to do anything at all?
"You...you bastard."
Everyone was completely at a loss with his lazy, indifferent personality.
Who would do that?!
Simply because it's too much trouble, one can give up the chance to become Hokage.
Even the Nara clan, who are most averse to trouble, wouldn't refuse to become Hokage just because of trouble.
It can only be said that his thought process is indeed different from that of ordinary people.
As expected of the first student in the history of the Ninja Academy to score five points in academic subjects!
"Give up! Even if I die, even if I jump off this building, I will never become the Third Hokage!"
Lian Ye made a harsh statement.
Seeing this, the group had no choice but to return to their office to report.
The Hokage's office.
"He really said that?!"
Upon hearing this, Tobirama Senju's forehead veins bulged, and he wished he could go home immediately and teach that brat a lesson!
How could he have raised a guy with this kind of personality?
No, it seems I'll have to use other methods to make him willingly become the Third Hokage!
Nighttime at the Tobirama Senju residence.
"Kid, you really don't want to become Hokage?"
Tobirama Senju suppressed his anger.
“That’s right,” Lianye explained. “Becoming Hokage would not benefit me at all. I’m not the type to sit still all day and deal with documents in the office.”
He's the kind of player who would fall asleep even during academic classes at the ninja academy.
The Hokage can't sleep in the office.
Upon hearing this, Tobirama Senju surprisingly found some truth in what he said.
No, that's pure fallacy!
He quickly realized what was happening and said in an annoyed tone.
"Once you become Hokage, I will have people monitor you around the clock, so you won't have a chance to sleep."
When the time comes, let Hiruzen and Danzo serve as Hokage's assistants. If they see him sleeping, they'll grab him and beat him up!
He refused to believe that Lianye would dare to sleep like this...
Chapter 56 The Third Hokage
"Uncle, you really want me to be Hokage?"
Seeing Tobirama Senju's resolute attitude, Renya realized that the old man was not joking.
"Yes, starting tomorrow, you'll come with me to the office to handle government affairs."
He felt that after watching Lian Ye handle things for a while, he could completely hand over the power to him.
Then Hiruzen and Danzo will serve as Hokage's assistants to help him.
I believe there will be no problem with the village's development.
If all else fails, isn't there someone else?
Whether it works or not, we have to let this kid give it a try.
Lian Ye: "..."
What on earth is wrong with this old man?
They actually forced him to become Hokage.
The thought of not being able to lie down and do nothing in the future made him feel like the sky was falling.
The next day, in the Hokage's office.
"Kid, you handle the documents."
Tobirama Senju pulled out a stack of documents from the mountain of files and threw them in front of Renya.
Lian Ye was completely dumbfounded when she picked up the first document.
To: Respected Hokage
We are parents of first-grade students. Recently, during the ninja academy's practical training session, the teacher had the children practice throwing kunai, which we understand is part of the training.
The problem is, after my child came home, he started using chopsticks as kunai and aiming them at his younger siblings' foreheads.
Even more seriously, last week an older student used a transformation technique to impersonate the homeroom teacher and went to the next class to announce "no school tomorrow," causing chaos in the teaching order.
My child was tricked and missed several days of school, causing him to fall behind in his studies. I hope the Hokage can find the child who played the prank.
Recommendation: Appropriately slow down the pace of ninjutsu instruction for lower grades, or increase moral education classes.
Lian Ye: "..."
These trivial matters are all left to the Hokage to handle.
No wonder my desk is always piled high with files.
He didn't understand why the Hokage had to handle this kind of thing; couldn't the teachers at the Ninja Academy do it?
It didn't seem to be this troublesome when I was in school.
Back then, there didn't seem to be any problem children in the school. If there were any, it would be him sleeping during academic classes.
After a moment of silence, he picked up a pen and wrote "Read" on it.
Then he handed it to Tobirama Senju, saying, "Uncle, is this method of review acceptable?"
Tobirama Senju: "..."
Although it felt a bit perfunctory, it didn't seem to have any major problems.
This kind of thing doesn't require much thought in the first place.
Seeing that the other party had no objections, Lianye continued to open the second document.
This is a complaint letter from a villager.
[Complainant: Owner of South Street Restaurant]
Target of complaint: Konoha Police Force 3rd Patrol Squad
Complaint details:
Last night, after my restaurant closed, one of your team members chased a thief in front of my shop and burned my newly made lightbox sign with a powerful fireball.
That lightbox was the culmination of three days of hard work.
The thief ran away, and the lightbox is gone.
Demands: Compensation of 3000 taels for the production cost of the lightbox, plus 5000 taels for mental distress.
Note (Police Force Receipt): Upon investigation, the fireball used by the officer did not cause a large-scale fire; the burning of the light box was an accident.
I agree to compensate for production costs, but I do not agree to compensation for emotional distress.
It is recommended that the complainant change the material of the lightbox to fire-resistant material next time.
Lian Ye: "..."
666.
So this is what Naruto's comments are all about?
I thought the documents on the table were all village secrets, but they turned out to be all trivial matters concerning the village.
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