Killing his way through the ninja world, starting from being adopted by the second generation!

After all, he had never seen a person with a personality disorder before.

"So, is Lianye-kun completely beyond saving?"

"It's probably hopeless." Tobirama Senju nodded. "Actually, it's not so bad this way. They're carefree all the time."

That kid has been sunbathing all these years, and I really haven't seen any troubles on him...

Uchiha Izuna nodded in agreement.

He felt that Tobirama Senju's statement was correct.

Although Renye-kun's intelligence is different from that of ordinary people, at least he is happy every day.

The two stopped worrying about Lian Ye's intelligence.

"Hey, Tobirama Senju!" Izuna Uchiha said, "I'm hungry, go cook!"

"Don't you have hands and feet?!"

Tobirama Senju said something indignantly, but did not refuse to cook.

"I'll go buy groceries, you can cook, okay?"

Uchiha Izuna snorted coldly and then headed to the market.

He plans to only buy the dishes he likes to eat.

As for Tobirama Senju?

Who cares!

"Hey, I want to eat fish."

Tobirama Senju stood at the doorway and spoke to Izuna Uchiha.

This guy only knows how to buy the food he likes and never cares about his feelings.

As long as he doesn't say anything, the other party will pretend not to know!

Upon hearing this, Uchiha Izuna paused in his steps, then waved his hand impatiently.

"Okay, I see."

Senju Tobirama, seeing this, returned home satisfied.

Lianye used to cook, and he would come to buy groceries and wash the dishes.

Now that it's his turn to deal with his arch-enemy, something feels off...

That kid is really something!

All he does is stay at Danzo's house; now he doesn't even go home!

"Tch, I'll buy you rotten fish then!"

Uchiha Izuna muttered to himself.

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P.S.: I'm begging for gifts, sob sob... Just between you two, it'll probably be finished in February, and I'll be writing about a month of side stories in March. I haven't forgotten the side stories I promised you before!

Chapter 717 Actually, the food you made wasn't bad...

Days passed by, and a year had passed in the blink of an eye.

Konoha has been around for forty years.

"Why haven't Uncle Hashirama and Lord Madara returned yet?"

At Hashirama Senju's residence, Renya lay on a chair, basking in the sun, and said listlessly.

Since Tobirama Senju returned, he has not been allowed to live in Danzo's house.

Honestly, I didn't want to go home, so I stayed at my older brother's house.

Forced by someone's tyranny, Renya had no choice but to move to the Senju Hashirama family. Fortunately, he managed to persuade Danzo to come along with him using his silver tongue.

The excuse was simple, roughly: "Since you live alone anyway, why don't you move over there and live with me?"

"Seeing that you're not married, it's quite pitiful to be all alone..."

The naive Shimura Danzo was completely fooled and moved into Senju Hashirama's house with Renya, looking very touched.

Only later did I realize that my good brother wasn't reluctant to part with me, but rather didn't want to lose a hardworking and devoted servant.

Fortunately, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha moved in later.

At the insistence of the two, Renye was forced to become a cook.

All he needs to do is buy groceries and wash dishes.

Compared to being exploited by my best buddies at home, my life now is like paradise!

"Perhaps they have something important to do..."

Shimura Danzo had heard his good brothers lamenting the past year about why the two hadn't returned.

He always says the same thing.

Given Madara Uchiha's strength, it's impossible for him to be in any life-threatening danger!

Therefore, they all guessed that the two of them were delayed by something in another timeline.

"They can't just live comfortably in the mountains and forget about going home, can they?"

Based on Renya's understanding of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha's decades-long life in the mountains, it seems that this possibility is not out of the question!

If Madara Uchiha hadn't awakened the Rinnegan back then, the two of them would probably have lived in the cave for the rest of their lives!

Now that no one else is bothering them, they might just be living in seclusion in a cave.

Danzo Shimura: "..."

He actually felt that way too, otherwise it wouldn't make any sense.

"You two, stop sunbathing."

Uchiha Kagami entered the courtyard and looked at the two people lying on the chairs, saying helplessly.

Every time they come here, they're either sunbathing or sunbathing.

The once diligent Danzo has been completely led astray by Renya.

Looking back, Danzo was extremely self-disciplined during the Third Hokage era, but now he's just like Renya, lying around all day, eating and waiting to die.

It's true what they say: you become like the company you keep!

"Hey, what's with that look you're giving me!"

Lianye noticed that Uchiha Kagami was looking at his good brother with a regretful gaze, and she immediately became unhappy.

That guy seems really unhappy to see his good buddy enjoying life!

No, no.

Staring at him with Lianye's sharp gaze, Uchiha Kagami quickly looked away and changed the subject.

"Didn't we agree to get together at a barbecue restaurant at noon?"

"I'd forgotten about it if you hadn't mentioned it."

Renya and Danzo had a clear division of labor: one cooked and the other bought groceries and washed dishes, spending their days serving Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha their three meals a day.

It's true that I haven't had a proper rest for a long time.

It's a good opportunity to take a good rest today during the gathering!

Renya and Shimura Danzo got up at the same time and followed Uchiha Kagami out.

"Uncle, we're going out for lunch today. Please just grab something to eat."

The two were watching TV in the living room.

Hearing what Renya said before leaving, Uchiha Izuna turned his head and said rudely.

"Tobirama Senju, Renya-kun isn't home, hurry up and cook me some food!"

Tobirama Senju: "..."

When that kid wasn't around, this guy started bossing me around.

The inherently evil Uchiha Izuna really did spit in the food!

He had just stood up to go to the kitchen when he heard the person next to him muttering something.

"With Lianye-kun not home, I'll just have to make do with this."

Tobirama Senju, his face full of black lines and displeasure, said, "Izuna Uchiha, if you don't like it, then make it yourself!"

"I was just venting, why are you getting so worked up?"

Uchiha Izuna shook his head helplessly, "You're as petty as ever."

Seeing Tobirama Senju's increasingly grim expression, Izuna Uchiha's smile grew wider and wider.

He just loves seeing someone get really angry!

"Tch, I can't be bothered arguing with you!"

Tobirama Senju, being of advanced age, didn't want to argue with the younger generation; after all, he had gotten used to them after spending so much time together.

Sometimes I feel a little uncomfortable if I don't get a few sarcastic remarks from Izuna.

"Wait, Tobirama Senju!"

Uchiha Izuna stopped Tobirama, who was heading to the kitchen, speaking in a slightly gentler tone than usual, clearly indicating that he was asking for a favor.

Don't you care about my brother and your brother?

He hasn't seen his brother since the last group trip.

He hadn't been back for a year, and he was really worried about his brother, fearing that they might have encountered some misfortune in other dimensions!

Seeing this, Tobirama Senju gently comforted them, "They should be hiding in the caves and living like cavemen. Don't worry about it. They will come back when the time comes."

He hadn't forgotten the fact that the two of them had lived in the cave for over a decade!

He even faked his death and went into seclusion!

Uchiha Izuna had already learned about the two's past from Renya.

With Tobirama Senju's comforting words, the unease in my heart dissipated.

"Okay, I got it." He said casually, "Go and cook, I've been starving for a long time."

Tobirama Senju nodded, turned around, and went straight into the kitchen.

Looking at the busy figure in the kitchen, Uchiha Izuna's lips moved, but no sound came out.

If Tobirama Senju were present, he would definitely have recognized what he meant—

"Actually, the food you make isn't bad..."

In a cave during the Warring States period.

Two "wild men" dressed in grass skirts sat in front of the campfire, their eyes fixed on the grilled fish in front of them.

"Ban, I want the biggest one!"

Hashirama Senju pointed at the largest grilled fish, his mouth watering.

"No, I caught it, so I want the bigger one."

Madara Uchiha refused and handed the smaller grilled fish to his best friend.

"Ban, you've changed..."

Hashirama Senju looked pitifully at his best friend's cold and stern face.

"Alright, here you go."

Madara Uchiha was ultimately defeated.

Even after so many years, he still couldn't bear to see Hashirama looking so dejected.