It turns out that the Hokage doesn't like women, but men!
The reason why Naruto hasn't gotten married all these years has finally been found!
“You…you…” Mito Uzumaki pointed at Danzo in front of her, unable to speak for a long time.
Over the years, she had thought of countless reasons why Danzo did not get married, but she never imagined that Danzo had a problem with his sexual orientation!
Danzo has a good relationship with Renya, does that mean Renya's sexual orientation is also problematic?!
And Renya is Tobirama's adopted son, so isn't that a result of Tobirama's subtle influence?!
In that instant, she thought of many things and felt as if her worldview had collapsed.
"I'm sorry, Lady Mito, I appreciate your kindness!"
After saying those words, Shimura Danzo realized that Lord Mito was truly fooled, and his previous sense of shame vanished instantly.
My good brother's method was embarrassing, but it really worked!
As long as Mito Uzumaki stops pressuring us to get married, what does it matter if we lose some face?
Anyway, I'll retire in a few years, and then I'll move to Lianye's house to live with her in her old age. I won't need to care about the gossip in the village.
Mito Uzumaki stared at Danzo with a complicated expression, and after a long while, she finally uttered a few words.
"okay, I get it."
Since Danzo has a problem with his sexual orientation, it's not appropriate for me to force him to get to know the girl.
This is not good for either party...
When Shimura Danzo saw that Lord Mito was no longer insisting, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
They finally managed to fool everyone!
"Ladies, I hope you can keep today's secret."
Although he had no choice but to use Lianye's method in order to avoid marriage, he did not want the content of today's conversation to become public knowledge.
After all, he hasn't retired yet.
"Lord Hokage, we promise to keep this a secret!" The girls looked at Danzo with complicated expressions.
They had thought they had a chance to marry the Hokage, but now it seems that chance is gone.
However, being his sister shouldn't be a problem...
"You guys go back first."
Upon hearing Mito Uzumaki's words, the girls quickly lowered their heads and left.
Today's events have had a significant impact on them, and they definitely need to go home and calm down.
"Danzo, tell me honestly, who is the boy you like? Have you two been secretly dating?"
She doesn't understand the idea of two men being together, but she respects it.
If Danzo truly preferred men, then his reluctance to marry over the years would make sense.
Moreover, such a secret matter would certainly not be known to everyone.
It's not impossible that Danzo is already secretly dating the man he likes.
It's true that women, no matter their age, all have a love for gossip.
Faced with Mito's sudden question, Danzo's mind went completely blank.
He hadn't expected Lady Mito to ask this so suddenly, and he hadn't prepared any answer beforehand.
If I misjudge the situation and give myself away, won't I have to go on another blind date?!
Mito Uzumaki, thinking Danzo was too embarrassed to talk about it, smiled and said, "Danzo, don't worry, I'm tight-lipped. I won't let a third person know about this!"
She wanted to find out from Danzo who the man he loved was!
In fact, Mito already had a guess in her mind, but she wasn't sure.
If that's really the case, then it all makes sense.
"I...I..." Danzo Shimura stammered, his mind on the verge of collapse.
You asked me this so suddenly, I don't even know which man I like!
Faced with Mito Uzumaki's expectant gaze, Danzo really didn't know who to use as a shield.
If I just make up an answer and then Mito-sama checks it with someone later, wouldn't that expose the truth?
If you're going to look for someone, you should look for someone you have a good relationship with...
Suddenly, Shimura Danzo noticed something unusual in his palm: a crumpled piece of paper. His eyes gleamed.
Sorry, my good bro!
The excuse that he liked men was provided by Lian Ye; he used his good brother as a shield.
I believe the other person will understand me!
Even if Lady Mito goes to Renya to confirm, I believe Renya will be able to handle it calmly.
After all, he was the one who proposed the plan.
Thinking of this, Danzo's eyes changed from guilty to firm, and he said with a very serious expression.
"Lady Mito, the person I love is Renya!"
Upon hearing this, Mito Uzumaki's smile froze instantly, and she subconsciously took two steps back.
The thing I feared most has finally happened!
When Danzo said he liked men, she had some suspicions in her mind, but she never expected that it would be just as she guessed.
Danzo's love interest is Renya!
The two of them have been unwilling to get married all these years, which suggests that they have already secretly pledged their lives to each other.
They went on a trip outside the village recently, most likely for their honeymoon.
I never imagined that Lian Ye, whom I've watched grow up since she was a child, would actually be gay!
How exactly did Tobirama raise his children...?
No, maybe Tobirama himself has issues with his sexual orientation.
Realizing this, she felt as if the sky had fallen.
“Yes, I understand…” Mito Uzumaki forced a stiff smile. “I won’t mention this to anyone.”
With that, she turned and left in a hurry, never mentioning the matter of arranging a marriage for Danzo again.
"Oh my goodness, I've discovered something incredible!"
Not far away, a white Zetsu witnessed the whole thing, its face still showing a hint of lingering interest.
Chapter 586 The cook has a problem with his sexual orientation?!
A secret base somewhere in the ninja world.
You're saying the cook has a problem with his sexual orientation?!
Black Zetsu looked bewildered and didn't know what to say for a moment.
It had always been very concerned about the cooks prepared for its mother, so it secretly sent White Zetsu to monitor them.
Because Danzo Shimura had a good relationship with Renya, he also sent White Zetsu to monitor him.
Unexpectedly, Bai Jue, who was in charge of surveillance, sent out such incredible news.
"Didn't you discover any problems with them during all these years of surveillance?" Afei asked curiously.
"The two of them were very close. I always thought it was just a normal friendship, but I never expected there was more to it than that," Bai Jue explained.
I thought it was friendship and brotherhood, but now I realize it's actually love!
"Lord Renya is getting more and more interesting," Afei said with great interest. "It seems we should summon Lord Madara ahead of schedule."
"That's fine, we can report the chess pieces to him." Black Zetsu did not object.
The chess pieces with the Rinnegan and the Uchiha chess pieces are ready; now all that's left is to wait quietly for the right opportunity.
"Impure World Reincarnation!"
After a brief preparation, Madara Uchiha was once again summoned from the underworld by Black Zetsu.
"Huh? My body has become stronger?"
Madara Uchiha, sensing the immense power of the reanimated body, said with some surprise.
When he was first summoned, his strength was only at the Jonin level, but this time he possesses Kage-level combat power.
"Lord Madara, we have discovered an improved version of the Impure World Reincarnation in Tobirama Senju's laboratory."
Madara Uchiha nodded knowingly upon hearing this.
Although the power of the impure body has increased, the "Eye of the Moon" plan cannot be carried out without resurrection.
Have all the plans I arranged been completed?
"Reporting to Lord Madara, the Rinnegan has been implanted in a member of the Uzumaki clan, and we have also tricked an Uchiha pawn who possesses the Mangekyou Sharingan."
Black Zetsu explained what had happened during this period.
"Well done..."
As Madara Uchiha spoke, his expression suddenly turned strange.
Wait, why does he suddenly have an extra memory? And how could that kid Lian Ye possibly appear in the Warring States period?
Could it be that the Impure World Reincarnation has caused some side effects?
No, judging from that kid's arrogant attitude, he was clearly retaliating when he beat them up!
It seems that while he was away, that kid used some unknown means to travel to the Warring States period, thus affecting his memories.
"Lord Ban, what's wrong?" Afei asked cautiously.
"It's nothing. Has that kid done anything strange lately?" Madara Uchiha asked casually, coming back to his senses.
Black Zetsu and Tobi exchanged glances, both seeing the shock in each other's eyes.
No way, did Lord Madara already know about Lord Renya/the cook's sexual orientation all along?
"Why aren't you saying anything?" Madara Uchiha noticed their expressions and frowned in displeasure.
What happened to that kid during this time that prevented Black Jue and A Fei from immediately reporting the situation?
Sure enough, that kid started causing trouble again while I was away!
"Lord Ban, we just learned that Lady Renye is attracted to men..."
Madara Uchiha: "???"
What the heck? That kid likes men?!
Wait, wasn't he asking about the memories in his mind? Why is he bringing up Lian Ye's sexual orientation?
Wait, why would that kid like men?
Upon hearing this astonishing news, Madara Uchiha even banished all his memories and was momentarily speechless.
No wonder she's still unmarried at her age.
At first, Ban thought that Renya was like him and had no interest in women.
But now he realizes he was wrong, and very wrong!
Madara Uchiha did not marry because he was focused on pursuing great power and finding a way to bring peace to the ninja world.
But Lianye was different.
That guy doesn't get married because he's not interested in women, but nobody told him that he's actually interested in men!
Black Zetsu and Tobi were somewhat puzzled by the shock on Madara's face.
Judging from Lord Madara's expression, he doesn't seem to know about this.
Wasn't that the question he just asked?
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