Although she always shipped the two of them, she also knew that male-male relationships were wrong!
Renya and Danzo are both in their thirties, so they definitely can't keep messing around together. Naturally, they need to find someone to marry and have children.
If they really can't let me go, they can secretly have fun together behind their partners' backs...
But we certainly can't act as recklessly as we do now.
After all, you'll have a family in the future, so you'll need to be more restrained, otherwise it will really have a bad influence.
"Lord Mito said that you are not to be allowed to leave the village secretly until your life's most important matter is resolved." Mito Kazuo adjusted his glasses and relayed Mito Uzumaki's instructions.
Renya and Shimura Danzo: "..."
The old fox was spicier; their thoughts had been anticipated long ago.
It seems that sneaking out of the village won't work; we'll have to think of other ways.
If all else fails, tell Aunt Mito that the real reason you don't like women is because you have a problem with your sexual orientation.
Lian Ye is really going all out to avoid marriage; she even came up with this kind of idea.
This excuse is absolutely outrageous; you should never say it unless it's a last resort.
While you could use this as an excuse not to get married, saying it out loud would absolutely ruin your reputation.
How should these former classmates view themselves?
By the way, let my good brother Danzo use this as an excuse to sound out Aunt Mito's opinion first.
If possible, it's not too late to follow suit. If not, we'll think of other ways.
As for deceiving Danzo by saying that he was someone more interested in than women, and that it might ruin his good brother's reputation, Renye didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
If Danzo hadn't been an actor, would things have gotten this far?
What's wrong with making him make a small sacrifice?
When Danzo met Renya's gaze, he subconsciously shivered; that bad premonition returned.
Knowing his good friend as he did, he was sure this guy was up to his own agenda again.
"You two shouldn't stand here anymore," Uchiha Kagami joked. "You can go back and dress up now while you still have time. You might be meeting your blind date in a couple of days, so dress up nicely and make a good impression."
Renya and Danzo: "..."
It seems that sneaking out of the village is not an option.
In fact, Renya could have used the Flying Thunder God Technique to escape, but after discovering that Aunt Mito was serious about post-production, escaping would have been pointless.
Running away won't solve anything; it's better to meet the girl first and then figure out a way to reject her.
He said he didn't like it, so Aunt Mito couldn't force him to be with someone else, could she?
If all else fails, have Tuan Shan go and say that she actually likes men...
If you succeed, immediately follow suit!
As for how to trick his good brother into saying such a thing, it was not difficult for Lian Ye!
With just a little guidance, he can get the other person to speak willingly.
"Danzo, why don't you want to get married?"
In Lianhua's view, the reason her good brother was unwilling to get married might be that he had been pursuing power all along, so he didn't have time to worry about marriage.
Now that he's become Hokage, he should have been able to consider marriage long ago, but he hasn't made any plans to get married all these years.
Danzo Shimura glanced at him sideways, but instead of answering immediately, he asked a question in return.
"Then why don't you get married?"
“I’m not interested in women, otherwise I would have gotten married when I was younger,” Lian Ye said.
Over the years, he has never met a woman he likes, and in fact, he has never met any other women.
The only familiar girl of the opposite sex is Xiaochun, who used to be in the same dorm as me.
Upon hearing this, Danzo Shimura's eyes flickered, and he nodded subconsciously.
"Me too... I'm not interested in women."
The two parted ways at the intersection and then went their separate ways home.
The Tobirama Senju residence.
"Kid, I heard your aunt is trying to find you a partner."
Tobirama Senju, unusually not in the laboratory, saw Renya walk into the courtyard and said with a hint of schadenfreude.
Back then, he was constantly pressured by his sister-in-law to get married, and seeing Lian Ye now reminded him of his past self.
Lian Ye: "..."
……
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P.S.: Dear readers, it's not that I don't update on weekends, I've just been working overtime these past few days, sob sob...
By the way, I really did start writing right after get off work yesterday, writing before even starting to update! The idea that I forgot to update because I was busy updating is completely unfounded!!!
Chapter 583 The Consequences of Not Getting Married
"You stay home these days and let Aunt Mito pick out a few suitable girls for you."
Seeing Renya's long face, Tobirama Senju remained silent for a moment before saying, "You're not getting any younger, it's time to settle down and start a family."
At first, he didn't care much about whether Lian Ye got married or not.
Anyway, living alone is quite carefree, especially for this kid…
But as time went on, he began to have some thoughts about Lian Ye's marriage. It wasn't right to let this kid stay single forever.
They can't be like me, all alone at this age, can they?
It just so happens that his sister-in-law wants to help Lian Ye find a suitable partner, so he can take this opportunity to let Lian Ye choose a suitable girl to marry.
Lianye: "???"
Are phrases like "getting old enough to start a family" and "establishing a career" really something that Tobirama Senju would say?
Has this old man taken the wrong medicine today? Why is he worrying about his marriage for no reason?
You should know that he never cared about his marriage before, and seemed not to care much about whether he got married or not.
Who would have thought that this old fellow would change his mind now!
He could think of no other reason to explain Tobirama Senju's behavior except for two possibilities: either he had changed his tune or he had been threatened.
"Uncle, are you kidding me?" Lian Ye rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "You're not even married yourself, so why should I get married!"
This old fellow is still all alone in his sixties or seventies. If he hadn't been lucky enough to be adopted when he was young, the old man would have been killed by Golden Horn and Silver Horn long ago.
He didn't urge Tobirama to get married, but this guy is meddling in his affairs instead.
I really don't know how this old man has the nerve to say something like, "I should get married!"
"If I don't get married, you'll take care of me in my old age. But if you don't get married, who will take care of you in your old age?" Tobirama Senju retorted without any politeness, "Do you expect your three disciples to take care of you?"
Faced with the issue of Renya's future retirement, Tobirama Senju felt that Renya's three disciples were all unreliable!
A woman who leaves the village and frequents ninja bathhouses every day may not be able to return for several months.
A man who spent every day in the casino as a "money-giving boy" was called a "fat sheep" by the gamblers at the table, but he never won any money.
One of them spends all day in the lab, doing experiments except when resting, and even needs to have their meals delivered by their teacher, Lian Ye.
If the three of them were to take care of Lianye in her old age...
The scene thirty years later in Tobirama Senju's imagination—
"Uncle Lianye, I'm out of money! Give me some money, I want to gamble!"
"Tsunade, can you please stop gambling? You've gambled away all the money in the house..." The elderly Renya pleaded with Tsunade, who was blinded by gambling, as she sat in her wheelchair.
"I don't care, just sell the house now, and I'll believe you can win back all the money I lost!"
Despite Renya's objections, Tsunade took the house deed and went to the casino, leaving Renya alone to watch her departing figure and silently shed tears.
After a day of experiments, Orochimaru arrived at Renya's house, exhausted.
"Teacher, I'm hungry. Hurry up and cook some food." Orochimaru's eyes flashed. "You didn't bring me lunch today. I've been starving all afternoon, and it's really annoying!"
"I'm sorry, Orochimaru," Renya explained with a bitter face, "Jiraiya was caught by the security forces for peeping into the women's bathhouse. I bailed him out at noon, so I didn't have time to cook for you."
Orochimaru's face remained expressionless upon hearing this, and he coldly said, "Old man, I'll let it slide this time, but if there's a next time, I'll tie you to the lab table!"
"The teacher knows he was wrong."
Lianye said weakly, then sat in her wheelchair and went to the kitchen to cook.
After finishing his meal, Orochimaru wiped his mouth with a tissue, then got up and left without looking back, leaving only a single sentence behind.
"Remember to bring me food tomorrow."
Lian Ye watched his departing figure, sighed silently, and then cleaned up the dishes on the table by herself, washing them thoroughly in the kitchen.
After doing all this, Lian Ye was just about to lie down on the bed to sleep when a group of people barged into the courtyard.
The leader was holding a land deed.
"Old man, Tsunade has already gambled the house on me. You'd better pack your things and get out tonight!"
In the end, Lian Ye was lifted out of the yard by a group of people in her wheelchair and thrown out. She fell to the ground in a sorry state. Looking at the broken wheelchair and then at the closed gate, tears welled up in her eyes.
Without a wheelchair, he could only crawl on the ground with his hands, his fingers were worn raw and bloody.
He didn't know how much time had passed when he arrived at a grave and leaned against the tombstone with all his might.
"Uncle, I was wrong. I should have listened to you back then..."
At this moment, Lianye felt very regretful. He regretted not listening to his uncle's advice to get married and have children.
If he had listened to them back then, he wouldn't have suffered this fate.
The three disciples are completely unreliable...
Lian Ye cried and cried until she closed her eyes forever in front of the tombstone. By the time her body was discovered, it had already decomposed.
His three disciples, however, were completely unconcerned: one was gambling away his money at the casino, one was drooling while peeping into the women's bathhouse, and one was engrossed in his research in the laboratory.
Villagers passing by.
"Tsk tsk, how pitiful..."
"I never imagined that such a powerful figure would meet such a tragic end."
"Look, this is what happens when you don't get married!"
……
……
"Uncle, uncle..."
When Renya saw that Tobirama Senju had suddenly gone into a daze and hadn't reacted for a long time, she subconsciously waved her hand in front of his eyes.
What's that old guy thinking about, so lost in thought?
Upon hearing this, Tobirama Senju snapped out of his daze and stared at the still relatively young Renya with a complicated expression.
If this guy doesn't get married, his future will likely be exactly what he just imagined.
"Kid, no matter what, this marriage is definitely going to happen!"
Lianye: "???"
He could clearly sense the change in the old man's tone. Before, he was just persuading him to get married, but now he was forcefully demanding that he get married!
I don't understand what that old guy was thinking just now. Why did he change so much in such a short time?!
"Uncle, are you sure you didn't take the wrong medicine?"
“I’m in good health and haven’t taken any medicine,” Tobirama Senju said. “Since you’re not getting married, have you considered your retirement? Do you really expect your three disciples to take care of you?”
"What are you saying? If those three wanted to support me in my old age, I wouldn't agree to it."
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