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Class Monitor 092, don't lean your back against me!

Is this okay?

"That's about right, boss, give me five catties of crayfish."

"okay!"

"Boss, don't bring those dead ones in for me."

"Got it, buddy. Is there anything else you'd like to order?"

"Get me a few more garlic cloves."

Listening to Lin Qiu's skillful conversation with the boss, Qin Yunmo glanced at him thoughtfully, but his attention quickly returned to the lobsters.

Seeing a lobster aggressively extend its claws to pinch him, Qin Yunmo flicked his finger, sending the small lobster flying to the edge of the tank, stunning all the other lobsters that followed.

"Class monitor... don't bully the lobster!"

Lin Qiu glanced sideways at the class monitor, who seemed about to continue flicking the lobster, and quickly reminded him, "Don't use that force and accidentally shatter the lobster's internal organs!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yunmo withdrew his hand somewhat awkwardly, pretending that he hadn't done anything and turned his head away to look elsewhere.

Looking at the class monitor, who was surprisingly childish, Lin Qiu couldn't help but smile, but didn't say anything.

After taking the bag packed by the shopkeeper and saying hello, the two continued upstairs.

"Aren't you going to browse the other stalls?"

"The first floor mainly sells seafood and river fish, while beef and other ingredients are on the second floor. Since you want to learn how to make beef noodles, you can go upstairs to buy some."

"What's on the third floor?"

"It mainly consists of fruits, vegetables, and some seasonings. On the fourth floor, there are some snack shops. Their wontons, steamed buns, and beef vermicelli soup are quite delicious. You can try them when you have time."

After listening to Lin Qiu's introduction, Qin Yunmo nodded and memorized all the information.

The ingredients here are quite complete. I can study the recipes and let Xiao Xuan and Xiao Dan try them out later.

With Lin Qiu helping to teach, there shouldn't be any problems, right?

"Oh right, class monitor, should I get you some short ribs later? You seem to really like them."

"Teach me how to make it while you're at it!"

"Aren't you afraid of getting them all mixed up if you learn so many at once...?"

"I have a very good memory."

Qin Yunmo said with certainty that while he might be so-so in other areas, his memory was definitely a good one!

Whether your excellent memory is for studying or cooking is debatable.

Lin Qiu glanced at her subtly, but didn't say anything.

However, as the two stepped onto the second floor, the crowding was far greater than that on the first floor, causing both of them to turn pale.

"Ah, so everyone's here for the discounted meat."

Lin Qiu muttered to himself, feeling a bit overwhelmed, but considering he still had to entertain guests today, he gritted his teeth and squeezed through.

"Class monitor, be careful not to get separated in the crowd. It will be a big problem to find everyone again with so many people."

"understood."

Qin Yunmo responded somewhat absentmindedly, his attention entirely focused on the hand-beaten beef balls in the distance.

That guy has no strength at all; will the beef balls he makes really be any good?

Seeing that the class monitor was completely oblivious to what was happening here, Lin Qiu shook his head helplessly, reached out and grabbed her arm, pulling her into the crowd.

"Wait......"

Before Qin Yunmo could finish speaking, feeling the sudden surge of crowding around him, he involuntarily leaned towards Lin Qiu.

"Are there always this many people when there's a discount here?"

"This is when it's 30% off. When it's 50% off, you won't even be able to get in."

"Be careful not to slip."

"Ok?"

Before he could even see where he was standing, Qin Yunmo seemed to step on something soft and yielding. As he was jostled around, he was thrown backward uncontrollably.

Fortunately, a hand caught her waist quickly and stopped her.

"Squad leader, are you really alright?"

Lin Qiu looked helplessly at Qin Yunmo, whose attention was quite scattered, and quickly helped him straighten up again.

"Ahem, sorry, I was so focused on looking at the other side."

Qin Yunmo gave a somewhat awkward explanation, and his tense body relaxed slightly after Lin Qiu's hand left his waist.

Seeing her struggle to cope with crowds, Lin Qiu tentatively suggested—

"Squad leader, you should hold onto my clothes so we don't get separated."

"Uh-huh--"

Qin Yunmo responded and gently tugged at his sleeve, leading him to the least crowded stall.

Even though the two of them had tried their best to squeeze together, the short distance of just a few meters still held them back for nearly three minutes, forcing the class monitor to press himself against Lin Qiu's back.

"Squad leader, don't lean your back against me, you can't see where you're going and you'll easily fall."

"..."

Hearing Lin Qiu's mutterings, whether intentional or not, a fierce glint flashed in Qin Yunmo's eyes.

Turn around and say it again, and I promise I won't kill you!

"Ouch—it hurts! What's that?"

"It's probably from a lobster sandwich."

After subtly withdrawing his hand from his waist, Qin Yunmo made a grumbling remark.

Hearing the unfriendly tone of the class monitor behind him, Lin Qiu scratched his head in confusion, wondering if he had said something wrong.

However, he didn't pay much attention to that, his gaze constantly shifting between the stalls in front of him.

"Squad leader, how about these pieces of beef? Do you want them with tendons?"

"Let me see."

Qin Yunmo tried to squeeze closer to him, but she had only managed to squeeze through a small gap when she was forcefully pushed back by the middle-aged woman next to her, making her eyelids twitch.

Looking back at the somewhat troubled class monitor, Lin Qiu smiled and bent her knees slightly to let her see the situation of the stall clearly.

Which one is better?

"When I make noodles, I usually don't add beef tendon, just that one piece."

"Yes, make more, so we can do experiments later."

"It shouldn't be that bad. With me watching over things, we shouldn't need that much."

Lin Qiu's lips twitched as he spoke, but he still asked the stall owner to help him wrap it up, and also got a few spare ribs.

Qin Yunmo, with his hands on Lin Qiu's shoulders, glanced at the various sliced ​​pieces of meat on the stall. After hesitating for a moment, he called out again—

"Let's buy some rabbit meat too, Xiao Dan really likes it."

"Oh, that's the same as Chie's. Boss, give me a serving of rabbit meat too."

"okay!"

"Squad leader, is there anything else you need?"

"That's enough meat for now. Let's go upstairs to the first floor and buy some vegetables. Also, get some mushrooms that Xiaoxuan likes. Does Qianhui have any particular favorite foods?"

Qin Yunmo asked, "Xiao Qianhui is also very fond of me, so naturally I should prepare more delicious food for her."

"Chie, she likes short ribs just like you, so I made them too. Her tastes are quite similar to yours."

"Alright, let's go upstairs."

"Hey, class monitor, stop walking with your back against something, you might fall."

"Say one more word and I'll make sure you confess right here!"

093 - A Family's Kitchen Time

"Brother Lin Qiu, what happened to you? Did your foot get run over by a car on the way here?"

"No, I just accidentally... got stepped on."

Recalling Qin Yunmo's angry stomp, Lin Qiu couldn't help but shudder.

Thankfully, the other person held back, otherwise I seriously doubted whether my foot would have been broken!

"Hey - did you have some minor disagreement with your older sister?"

Xiao Dan rested her chin on her hand and asked with great interest, "It's better for something to happen than for nothing to happen while walking to buy groceries."

"It was just stepped on, don't worry about it."

"You didn't bring up anything related to breasts, did you? That's my sore spot, you'd better stay away from it."

Seeing Lin Qiu's lingering fear, Qin Dan immediately guessed what had happened and looked at him with some admiration.

If an ordinary person dared to bring it up, they would definitely suffer a terrible fate. The fact that you are only in pain for a while means that there is still a lot of room for progress!

Brother-in-law, you need to work harder!

"It was an accident, never mind. Anyway, your older sister doesn't seem to be going to hold it against me. Help me get those peppercorns and cinnamon over there."

"Oh - not continuing to calculate the bill means she doesn't care that much."

Qin Dan pinched her nose and took all the ingredients. Although she really liked spicy crayfish, the taste of these things was still a bit pungent.

"Come on, you're such a precocious child, don't worry about so much. Xiao Xuan, don't play with the lobster."

Lin Qiu glanced at Qin Xuan, who was teasing the lobster with a green onion, and couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eye. "You're just like your older sister."

Upon hearing this, Qin Xuan paused slightly, but the next second he used a scallion to tie the lobster tightly and hung it on the chopsticks next to him.

"Brother Lin Qiu, did you and my older sister spend the night at someone else's house last night?"

As if remembering something, Qin Xuan asked while whipping the lobster with a scallion.

"Ah, more or less. She went to a friend's birthday party, but the rain was too heavy for her to come back. Your older sister took pictures of your mom, right?"

“Yes, Mom printed out the photos first thing the next morning, then cut them out so that only the two of you were left, and stuck them directly on the headboard of my eldest sister’s bed.”

"..."

Are your moms pushing themselves too hard?!

Lin Qiu couldn't help but roll her eyes when she heard this, but she was too lazy to say anything more. At least her mother hadn't done the same thing.

"By the way, Brother Lin Qiu, is that pretty lady in the photo with you guys real? Her breasts are huge!"

"100% genuine materials! There is absolutely no padding involved!"

"Oh - I thought Mom's was big enough, but I didn't expect there to be something even bigger."

Qin Dan muttered in surprise, but after glancing at her older sister who had come out from upstairs, she decisively ended the potentially provocative topic.

"Big sister, you finished your homework so quickly?"

"There wasn't much homework assigned today, so I need to come down early to learn some cooking skills."

"Hey—do you want us to make way for you so you can have some alone time?"

"We'll keep an eye on things to make sure you haven't misremembered any of the key steps in the cooking!"

Before Xiao Dan could finish speaking, Qin Xuan swiftly covered her mouth with his hand.

Now is not the time to create opportunities for food poisoning. To prevent the possibility of food poisoning in the future, we should keep a close eye on things now!

Qin Xuan gestured frantically with his eyes, and Qin Dan, who quickly joined the team's voice chat, understood and hurriedly corrected herself—