All my teammates online are my girlfriends

"It feels like something interesting, but that's not important. Can I interview you about something else?"

At this point, Ze Zhi leaped in front of him like a cat, excitedly grabbing her notebook and pen, looking every bit like a gossip reporter.

"You are..."

"It's all your fault. You shoved a bunch of ads into my head before, and in the end, I actually got dragged into the club."

Zezhi gets angry whenever this is mentioned. She originally wanted to shift the blame, but in the end, she still reaped what she sowed.

In the end, when there were no more flyers to hand out, and with so many people watching, I couldn't just throw them away, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and join in.

Fortunately, it was a news agency, which aligned with his profession as an intelligence broker, so it wasn't too hard to accept.

It's better than that swimming club that only has one graduating senior and the rest are all muscular, rough guys.

"Hey, you were the one who started this with ill intentions."

"Tsk—never mind, it's all in the past anyway. Let's get down to business. Our company is planning to publish a news story that will generate some buzz to increase our brand awareness. Could you help us out?"

Ze Zhi waved her hand and looked at Lin Qiu with anticipation.

If we're talking about generating buzz, the central figure is definitely Qin Yunmo, who is the school's undisputed goddess.

Then this guy has an ambiguous relationship with Qin Yunmo's family, and he might really become her son-in-law in the future. If this were to become gossip news, it would definitely cause a sensation!

"News to boost your fame? What's the point of asking me that? I don't have any news."

Lin Qiu stared blankly at Ze Zhi.

"You don't need to worry about that, just answer a few questions for me."

At this point, Ze Zhi's expression immediately turned serious. After clearing her throat, she solemnly declared—

"Lin Qiu, what do you think of Qin Yunmo?"

"Why are you talking like a matchmaker...?"

"Yes—I want to get married."

Although Lin Qiu did not give a direct reply, Ze Zhi continued to write in her notebook.

"Hey! What's with this gossip reporter-like way of recording things?!"

"It's the school's news agency, so it's fine. Gossip and such are okay, since the school tacitly approves of it, as long as you don't go too far or expose privacy."

Sawari explained with a smile, "Besides, the principal is a big fan of gossip from the news agency, so there's even less of a problem!"

"It seems like your news agency has some really strong backing."

"Alright, alright, let's get back to the topic. We chatted for a bit during PE class, and I know you're disappointed by Qin Yunmo's chest. So, do you have any things you like about Qin Yunmo?"

Ze Zhi's ill-intentioned question echoed in Lin Qiu's ears, causing him to pause slightly.

I don't plan to pursue Qin Yunmo, so why does this guy keep asking about this?

Ah—could it be that one of her suitors saw that she and Qin Yunmo were getting close, so he sent Zezhi to find out what she was thinking?

I've seen this kind of plot in my dad's novels all the time! Now that you're talking about this, I'm not sleepy anymore!

Under Ze Zhi's subtle gaze, Lin Qiu's aura suddenly became imposing. He crossed his fingers, remained silent for a moment, and then spoke again—

"If I had to pick out what I like about her, there are so many things! First of all, what I like most is the class monitor's legs!"

"Ok?"

Qin Yunmo, who was carrying a box of documents back to the door, suddenly stopped in his tracks when he heard Lin Qiu's voice.

What did that guy just say?

"The class monitor's legs are absolutely gorgeous! Not an ounce of fat, perfectly proportioned, and incredibly long. Plus, with that fair skin, I could admire them for a lifetime!"

However, Lin Qiu, completely oblivious to the seriousness of the situation, continued answering Ze Zhi's questions in the classroom, his tone gradually becoming excited...

056-Zhou Zezhi: I really can't carry this anymore...

"Wow - I didn't expect you to be such a leg fetishist, Lin Qiu."

"That's right, I'm being honest!"

"So, aside from feeling particularly disappointed about the class monitor's chest, you like everything else about her? Would you like her to be your girlfriend?"

Ze Zhi, not wanting to miss out on anything, continued to press for answers, glancing subtly at the window behind Lin Qiu.

Although he was well hidden, the still shadow gave him away!

Lin Qiu was taken aback upon hearing this. After thinking about it carefully, he fell silent, as if he was struggling with something.

Qin Yunmo, who had originally intended to rush in and kill Lin Qiu, stopped in his tracks again after hearing Ze Zhi's question, and pricked up his ears to wait for him to continue.

Although that guy said he had no such thoughts in front of me, I can't be sure what he's really thinking, so I'd better listen to him.

"What's wrong? Is this question difficult to answer?"

Seeing Lin Qiu suddenly fall silent, Ze Zhi became somewhat curious.

"That's not quite right. In terms of appearance, Qin Yunmo is my favorite type, but I know absolutely nothing about her, including her preferences and personality."

"Although I sometimes envy people who have girlfriends, I'm actually quite unwilling to face this situation."

At this point, Lin Qiu couldn't help but give a wry smile.

After thinking it over carefully, he explained with some emotion—

“I have a dog friend who used to play games with me all the time, but since he got a girlfriend, he basically spends all his time leveling up with her and going on dates. He plays games much less often than before.”

"And I heard that his girlfriend has recently gotten tired of playing games, and the two have started to have conflicts. This makes me quite happy, doesn't it... but it makes me quite worried, afraid that the girlfriend he finds in the future will be like this too."

"In short, if we're just talking about looks, I definitely like Qin Yunmo, but as for other things, it's hard to say. A girlfriend has to be someone you like wholeheartedly, right?"

"If you ask me if I would want to have a girlfriend who I know absolutely nothing about, I would definitely say no, even if she is exceptionally beautiful."

This guy is quite sensible; it seems there won't be any unnecessary trouble later.

Hearing Lin Qiu's very serious answer, Qin Yunmo at the door breathed a sigh of relief.

This guy is much more refreshing than those stubborn and argumentative types; not bad.

A faint smile played on her lips, but before she could reach to open the door, Ze Zhi's questioning voice drifted out from inside again—

"So, if you don't want her to be your girlfriend, being just friends is pretty good, right?"

"Friends... I guess so. With someone like her in Heisei, we could be brothers!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yunmo's face darkened instantly, and the slight goodwill he had finally managed to generate vanished in an instant.

Although Lin Qiu is a decent guy, he involves certain taboos, so he still has to be executed...

Meanwhile, Zezhi, who was inside the house, was also taken aback by Lin Qiu's sudden move and covered her eyes in exasperation.

I initially thought Lin Qiu's answer was pretty good and could win him favor, but this last sentence is just reckless and courting disaster!

I can't carry him, I can't carry him, this guy is hopeless.

Looking at Ze Zhi's strange expression, Lin Qiu scratched his head in confusion, but as a shadow suddenly enveloped his body, a chill rushed straight to the top of his head.

Feeling that familiar, chilling aura, Lin Qiu's lips twitched slightly.

He didn't dare turn his head, and could only bite the bullet and say—

"Qin classmate... don't hit me in the face."

......

"Brother Lin Qiu, what's wrong with you?"

Looking at Lin Qiu, who had collapsed on the sofa and remained motionless as soon as he got home, Qian Hui, who was mopping the floor, asked in a daze.

He looked like he'd been beaten up, but there were no visible injuries.

Is it my own illusion?

"Chie-ah—you must never get into a conflict with Xiao Xuan or Xiao Dan in the future, or your brother will suffer a terrible fate."

Lin Qiu didn't even raise his head, but offered his well-intentioned advice in a weak and listless manner.

I have fully experienced Qin Yunmo's methods; he can easily beat someone up without causing any serious injury, and even improve blood circulation and remove bruises along the way...

With this kind of skill, it's a shame she's not a massage therapist!

"Hey? Brother Lin Qiu, did you and Sister Yunmo have a fight?"

Chie's face immediately tensed up. They were in the middle of a matchmaking process; if they started arguing, her chance with her sister-in-law would be ruined!

"It's not really... it's just a small misunderstanding."

Lin Qiu scratched his face, recalling the scene of Qin Yunmo's merciless attack at school, and his eyelids twitched violently.

Damn, if this turns into domestic violence, it's not just a fight anymore, it's a life-threatening situation!

"It's just a small misunderstanding, that's alright. Brother Lin Qiu, you can prepare some gifts and spend more time getting to know Sister Yunmo. The misunderstanding will be resolved quickly."

Seeing that things hadn't turned out the way she feared, Chie breathed a sigh of relief; there was still room to salvage the situation!

But isn't Sister Yunmo supposed to have a good temper? What misunderstanding could have caused Brother Linqiu to be so scared?

"Don't worry about that. By the way, where are Mom and Dad?"

"Dad went back to work and won't be back for the next few days. As for Mom... she went shopping with Aunt Ji."

"My mom is getting too involved."

Lin Qiu shook his head helplessly. Since they had already been dealt with like this today, there was probably no chance of anything happening, so he might as well let them be.

"By the way, Lin Qiu, you're going to meet your online friend tomorrow, right? Are you planning to bring that teddy bear gift to school or go home to get it?"

Not forgetting the important matter, Chie pointed to the teddy bear on the cabinet next to her and asked expectantly.

I have to say I really like this little bear, and it's a bit hard to give it away.

But the gamble is on the pretty older sister. If I win, it'll be a huge win. If I don't win, I can go to the arcade with Xiao Xuan tomorrow to catch up. I can just bear with it!

“I’ll take it to school with me; the lockers there are pretty big. But can you explain why this bear is wrapped in that strange red box?”

"This is what my mother asked me to do; it makes the gift more of a surprise if it's packed in a box."

Chie explained in a very serious tone.

However, if Lin Qiu goes to the bar tomorrow, Xiao Xuan and I can go to the arcade together and maybe "on the way" we can also check out who that bar owner is!

If she were a woman, would she be as beautiful as Sister Yunmo?

057 - That guy who kept yelling about flattening his chest, tie him up!

"Huh? Huiyuan, why are you so late today? Did you get punished and kept after school?"

"Stop talking, I was forced to get a massage today, and my whole body is still sore."

Lin Qiu muttered with a bitter face, then slumped helplessly onto the sofa.

Although promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis is good for the body, it really hurts like hell!

"Your body is too weak. Don't always stay at home. Go out for walks more often. Getting a massage is also beneficial."

Qingyuan, completely unaware that she was the one who had done the dirty work, suggested something while leaning absentmindedly on the sofa, lost in thought.

However, Lin Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard this. You're just talking without understanding the situation.

My muscles are aching all over, and if this continues, I'm starting to doubt whether I'll even be able to get out of bed tomorrow.

"Does it hurt?"

The fish-stealing cat curiously reached out and poked Lin Qiu.

"Stop poking it, you can't feel it anyway."

Lin Qiu flicked his forehead in annoyance, then glanced at the empty seat next to him, but Yuanzi was nowhere to be seen.

"Why is Yuanzi up so late today too?"

"Didn't she say that she's going to decorate the bar today so we can welcome her tomorrow? She probably won't be able to go online today."

"Ah—I forgot to check my phone, but did it really need to be such a big deal?"

"After all, it's my birthday."