All my teammates online are my girlfriends

This is quite a feast! Did you make it yourself? Your skills are even better than Chie's, almost as good as your dad's.

Seeing his expectant gaze, Qin Yunmo subtly moved the lunchbox to the other side, and spoke with a hint of wariness—

"Although you gave Xiaoxuan and Xiaodan gifts, and they like you quite a bit, I won't share my lunch with you."

"Are you misunderstanding something...?"

Lin Qiu's lips twitched. Did he look like the kind of person who would freeload off others?

Qin Yunmo didn't say anything more, but silently sped up the speed at which he picked up food, as if afraid that he would come over and snatch it away.

Lin Qiu smacked his lips, stared at the food with longing for a while, and then obediently took out his lunchbox.

This is something my mom rarely prepares for me today, so I naturally have to enjoy it. I wonder if her cooking skills have declined.

"Ok?"

But the moment he opened the box, Qin Yunmo, who was standing next to him, was stunned.

Their eyes met as they looked at each other's lunchboxes—the same side dishes, the same plating...

"Oh, well, maybe... my mom and your mom exchanged some ideas?"

"..."

Qin Yunmo took a deep breath and stared intently at his lunchbox.

No wonder Mom was so eager to prepare lunch for herself early today; that's what she was up to!

The situation between the two of them naturally did not escape the attention of some classmates who had been keeping an eye on the class monitor the whole time. The astonishing coincidence made them feel like they were having a heart attack.

"How come the food is exactly the same?"

"Same mother?"

"Don't talk nonsense. The class monitor only has two younger sisters, where would he get any brothers?"

"Could it be that they're living together?!"

"Stop talking, stop talking, or your heart will give out."

......

Qin Yunmo overheard the whispers and murmurs, and for a moment he didn't know whether he should start eating or not. It seemed he would have to have a serious talk with his mother when he got back.

If this continues, unnecessary rumors will spread throughout the entire school!

Lin Qiu, on the other hand, continued to enjoy himself without a care in the world, muttering indistinctly—

"Don't overthink it. It's your own stomach. Let them say what they want, you still have to eat. At worst, I'll just tell my mom not to try anything funny next time. It's not a big deal."

"You are open-minded."

Seeing that this guy was so calm, Qin Yunmo didn't say anything more. He simply ignored the chatter and continued to chew his food silently.

As if she was still worried about something, she added—

“My mom is interested in that kind of thing, but I don’t want to think about it at all. I hope you can understand and reduce some unnecessary trouble.”

"I understand, I'm not in the mood for that right now. What's a girlfriend compared to games?"

Lin Qiu nodded calmly. Although he wasn't very popular with women, he was quite comfortable as long as no one deliberately flaunted their relationship to provoke him.

Besides, while I like poor people, that doesn't include steel plates!

Seeing that he was so frank and open, Qin Yunmo breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he was a reasonable guy after all.

How could romance possibly be as appealing as gaming?

"Although we have clearly defined boundaries, I still hope that Qianhui can interact more with Xiaoxuan and Xiaodan, so that they won't always stay at home without moving."

"I don't need to tell you, Chie will definitely do the same. It seems they even made plans to go to the arcade tomorrow."

"That's fine."

The moment the conversation ended, an eerie silence fell between the two.

But before things had calmed down for long, a message suddenly appeared on Lin Qiu's phone, causing him to slightly shift his eating posture.

When I checked my phone, I found it was a new discussion group that Yuanzi had organized and established.

"Contacting everyone individually can be inconvenient sometimes, so I created a small discussion group. What time are you guys coming over tomorrow?"

"I'll come right after school tomorrow. It's quite close, it won't take long."

The cat who stole the fish responded almost immediately, adding a cat emoji as a bonus.

"Oh—what about the painted kite and the clear kite?"

"That's about right. Shall we meet at the bar entrance?"

"I'm OK."

After replying briefly, Qin Yunmo put down his phone and continued to enjoy the rest of his meal.

After visiting Yuanzi in advance, I had already informed her of the necessary arrangements. All that was left was for Stealing Fish Cat and Forest Eiyu to arrive on time.

"Oh right, do Fish-Stealing Cat and Ephemeral Kite have any dishes they'd like to eat? The bar won't be open that day, so I'll cook a big meal for you myself."

"Yuanzi can cook? I want to eat boiled fish!"

"You really are a cat..."

"What's wrong! I just like eating fish!"

"No problem, I'm quite good at making boiled fish. Huiyuan, what would you like to eat?"

"For me... how about some lobster and beef?"

"Why do you seem to be enjoying this even more than I am?"

The fish-stealing cat couldn't help but mutter to itself, "I only ordered one boiled fish, but this guy actually thought of ordering two dishes."

"No problem, I'll make them all for you!"

In contrast, Ying Ziyan on the other side seemed very confident.

Back then, in order to find a good man she liked, she even studied cooking, and she was sure she could win over three guys with her stomachs!

053-Criticizing taboos will bring retribution.

"You're living with Qin Yunmo?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's just a coincidence."

"A coincidence that even the food presentation is the same?"

"This is something the parents are up to, and I didn't want it to happen."

Lin Qiu muttered to himself, slumped dejectedly in the stands of the playground.

Although at first I always envied those guys who had girlfriends and hoped that I would occasionally have some luck with women, things suddenly became complicated after I met Qin Yunmo.

This is not how things are going to turn out!

"Come on, other boys would love to have this kind of treatment, but you're complaining. If word gets out, you'll become the enemy of the whole school."

Zezhi couldn't help but roll her eyes at him; he was a typical example of someone who got the benefit but acted innocent.

"Don't talk about me, it's you. Don't you ever go to PE class to exercise?"

"Ha—the sun is so nice, I just want to bask in it, I don't want to move at all."

Zezhi leaned lazily against the steps, basking in the sun with her eyes half-closed, like a lazy cat.

In contrast, Qin Yunmo on the other side was not idle for a moment, taking on all the teams one-on-one on the basketball court.

And it was a one-sided ravaging...

"Her motor skills are so advanced, it feels like she's almost beyond the human realm."

Ze Zhi couldn't help but complain when she saw Qin Yunmo's performance.

Are you sure she's practiced martial arts and not some kind of immortal? Or is her martial arts teacher a deity?

"She can multitask while studying, which is almost unbeatable. But Xiaodan told me that cooking is her weakness, but she is quickly making up for it."

"Cooking is her weakness? Is her cooking particularly bad?"

"I heard they blew up the kitchen in their house."

"..."

Ze Zhi took a deep breath, patted Lin Qiu on the shoulder, and then earnestly advised him—

"If you two get together in the future, never mess with her, or you'll definitely suffer a terrible fate."

"Come on, this is going to never happen."

"That's hard to say. With the help of their parents and the growing rumors, even if the two have nothing to do with each other, as long as they don't particularly dislike each other, they often end up together."

"Where did you get that from?"

"Dog food anime!"

"You mean the anime where the male and female leads are mutually in love but still remain single for both seasons?"

"..."

Looking at Ze Zhi who had fallen silent instantly, Lin Qiu curled his lip. This was reality, not an anime.

The thought of domestic violence that could lead to someone's death if they actually got together makes anyone want to be in a relationship with such a person!

"Besides, Qin Yunmo is great in every way, but her bust size is a real shame. I prefer a slightly curvy bust, and steel plates are not my preference."

"If Yunmo heard you say that..."

"Whoosh-"

Before Zezhi could finish speaking, a whooshing sound suddenly rang out from afar.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a basketball already in front of Lin Qiu.

Before Lin Qiu could react, the basketball slammed into his face, knocking him to the ground and leaving him completely stunned.

Ah—karma comes faster than ever.

Ze Zhi glanced subtly at Lin Qiu, who had just been killed, and couldn't help but move to the side. She had almost had her heart stop from being scared just now.

"I'm so sorry! I accidentally dropped it! I'm so sorry, I'll take you to the infirmary right away!"

After Lin Qiu's death, Qin Yunmo rushed over immediately, apologizing as he helped him up.

"Zezhi, could you please tell the teacher that I'd like to take Lin Qiu to the infirmary first?"

"Huh? Ah—I see."

Watching Qin Yunmo leave with Lin Qiu in his arms, Ze Zhi scratched his face, feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

However, she didn't linger for long. After lazily standing up and stretching, she strolled over to the PE teacher who was sitting and drinking tea in the distance, looking very health-conscious.

"Teacher Xian, Lin Qiu was accidentally injured by Qin Yunmo and has been sent to the infirmary."

"Accidental injury? Didn't you get beaten up because you were trying to force a result?"

"Teacher, what kind of villainous plot are you imagining...?"

"Well, there were several similar incidents last year. How is Lin Qiu now? Is he badly injured?"

"Looks like he was stunned by the impact."

"Let him rest in the infirmary first. If he still doesn't feel well, we'll take him to the hospital."

"Oh, I'll go take a look."

"Be careful on the road, don't get injured along with us."

Zezhi waved her hand and jogged away.

Although it was only a short conversation, Qin Yunmo, supporting Lin Qiu, had already disappeared from sight. His abnormal speed made Ze Zhi's mouth twitch as she chased after him.

Where exactly is Yunmo's limit?

Qin Yunmo, completely unaware that Ze Zhi had followed, had already rushed to the door of the infirmary and flung it open.

"Teacher Zhao! I accidentally hurt a classmate, could you please watch over him... Hmm? He's not here again?"