"Please accept my condolences..." The boss seemed to want to say something more comforting, but after thinking for a long time, he still looked hesitant to speak.

Finally, the brand-new solid wood handmade photo frame was completed. The owner placed the laminated photo in the frame, carved white chrysanthemums on the corners of the frame, and painted them.

Here, white chrysanthemums generally represent sending off the deceased.

"588, I'll charge you the cost price." The shop owner had no intention of making a profit. Considering the prices in Jiangcheng, a solid wood frame with hand-carved details and anti-corrosion and insect-proofing treatment was indeed just the cost price.

Watching Xue Dinglu solemnly put away the spirit image, the shopkeeper finally couldn't help but ask, "Young man, who is this...?"

"He was a street urchin, and we were on pretty good terms. He had no other family members, so I was just helping him with his funeral arrangements." Xue Dinglu's words were half true and half false.

According to him, this is probably just utter nonsense, and he has been running wildly down the path of being a master of nonsense, unable to stop.

After leaving the print shop, Xue Dinglu went to the supermarket.

After saving the world, the first thing I did was go home and buy oil, rice, and vegetables.

There's still the consciousness space. The brave uncle drank most of the cola, and a lot of emergency food was also gone. There were also some umbrellas, clothes to change into, a white windbreaker hood, and other miscellaneous items that needed to be replenished.

After organizing his consciousness space, he suddenly felt that it didn't seem like the personal space of an extraordinary person, but more like a small general store.

He felt he needed everything, so he bought a little bit of everything, from large drones and complete photovoltaic power generation equipment from Dajiang to two packs of tissues and ballpoint pen refills for one yuan each.

And you know what? When he went to another world and opened his consciousness space, he said, "Want some goods? The goods I have here are made with top-notch magical craftsmanship, super pure."

He's definitely the strongest middleman in history. If anyone causes trouble, just summon the Greek security force, and they can blast any monster out of the shop with ten blows in a second.

If ten blows a second aren't enough to subdue them, then they're no ordinary troublemakers. We need to use a heavy blow, and maybe a half-released Holy Sword of Salvation will make them behave.

……

In front of the altar at home, the memorial tablet of the brave uncle was also placed to one side.

An interesting idealistic warrior, but unfortunately, this idealistic warrior encountered a honey trap in another world.

Even the most important communication device was lost, and he was unable to contact headquarters until his death.

This disaster should never have happened. The emergency communication device reportedly used some kind of subspace technology that Schrödinger's Law couldn't comprehend, making it extremely precious. So precious that the brave uncle would rather risk his life than use it directly.

Unfortunately, that communication device has been exiled to some other world. If it were usable, the Starfleet might still have a chance to preserve the hero's soul.

Even if he can't be resurrected, he should be able to move around like a ghost, attached to the birdman armor, just like before.

Even though this idealistic warrior couldn't teach Xue's Law much, Xue's Law still respected him.

At least it let him know that there really is a group of people in this universe who fight for their ideals without reason or reward. They will appear wherever there is disaster, as always, without complaint or regret.

Perhaps it is precisely because of this mindset that they possess unparalleled power.

Even if the paths are not exactly the same, perhaps he can get along well with those people.

I bought the fourth electronic incense stick, plugged it in, and placed it in front of the brave uncle's memorial tablet.

Their family's circumstances don't allow them to burn incense all the time, so they'll have to make do with electronic incense.

……

Five days have passed, and sitting in front of the computer and opening my phone, the inbox is already overflowing with private messages.

Over the past five days, the previous film has finally achieved sustained buzz, and Xue Law saw his backend data: 3.1 million real views…

It's a bit outrageous, even though many people have watched it two, three, or even more than ten times just to see a particular scene.

By the way, because he was kicked out of the game, his account is now essentially registered under his real name online.

From a modern perspective, he is both the director and the lead actor of this film, albeit a first-person film, and also serves as a webcam.

Also due to the issue of the first-person perspective, the current popularity is probably already at its limit. After all, the first-person perspective has far fewer fans than the third-person perspective, and it is even more difficult to take into account the structure of multi-line narratives.

The only advantage of first-person perspective is that it's compatible with VR glasses, creating an indescribable sense of immersion and a different kind of realism.

This sense of realism will make those who see Greek gods and goddesses instantly lose control of their heads.

The ancient Greek gods, both male and female, were dressed very lightly.

They all use the "Heathon" decoration, which is simply a piece of cloth wrapped from the shoulders to the lower body, plus a short skirt, leaving most of the body exposed.

The goddesses, on the other hand, have even more exposed areas. Two slender hoodies wrap around their chests from their shoulders, exposing large areas of their collarbones, shoulders, and even their entire lower abdomen. And as you know, women's hoodies tend to be quite thin, so in actual performances, the goddesses basically expose their eastern hemisphere, western hemisphere, and a large area of ​​their northern hemisphere.

Add to that her V-line abs and slightly muscular yet harmonious physique, and this level of attractiveness would be rated 16+ on foreign websites.

Xue Law believes that the current viewership of over 300 million may be the limit.

When the original video reached its maximum view count, it was actually a large number of segmented videos, edited videos, and narrated videos that went viral.

A video analyzing Easter eggs that Xue Law randomly found has garnered seven million views.

And an archaeology student published a detailed study of the ancient Greek architecture and clothing details in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes," praising the film for its immersive recreation of ancient Greek architecture, character details, language, city-state totems, and beliefs.

Xue Law: "..."

It was filmed in ancient Greece, but in a parallel universe's Age of Gods. Perhaps due to different developmental stages, it differs considerably from ancient Greece on Earth...

However, with fame comes controversy, and in addition, he discovered a large number of comments attacking the film and himself.

His free movie received very low ratings on various rating websites due to its explicit content, pro-Southern sentiments, and objectification of sexual acts.

Xue's Law can only shrug helplessly.

Revealing clothing was a custom in ancient Greece. Perhaps it was Zeus's old XP system that made everyone, regardless of gender, dressed lightly, just to make it easier for Him to see.

As for objectification and pandering to men... go consult Zeus, the old god.

Don't come back covered in your butt or with a big belly after meeting Zeus.

Ignoring the online uproar, he glanced at the trending topics list:

1. A professor at Zhongguancun Vocational and Technical College severely criticized the film "The Legend of the Heavenly Thunder" for disrespecting history and sensationalizing the public.

2. Teacher Wang performed his new song "Autumn" on stage with great enthusiasm.

……

Wow, Teacher Wang got robbed of the headlines again, that's so cruel!

As for the professor's criticism, he didn't take it seriously at all.

After reviewing the news and reactions to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" over this period, it seems to have become a controversial topic with mixed reviews in China. However, on foreign websites, audience reviews are almost unanimously positive, while media reviews are mixed.

Because during the few days he was away, a Hollywood superhero blockbuster was released, and the main character was a black middle-aged woman.

As expected, it flopped, and then a lot of comments came to the comments section of "Tian Ting Ji" to cleanse their eyes with "The Goddess of Beauty and Hera".

Ha, those guys with small heads controlling big heads.

Xue Dinglu opened the editing software, ready to start editing the next movie.

However, this journey is different because it involves traveling to another world, rather than a fixed history, so the backstory is very important.

However, this time he's not going to push himself to the limit by overclocking; he'll take his time editing and make a proper trailer.

He pushed the progress bar back again and saw the tense scene of his old friends.

Hmm, so that's why they charged so far ahead, risking their lives so recklessly, each one of them acting like they were disregarding their own safety...

However, if you carefully analyze the audio, you can hear that they were all desperately trying to get on camera.

Some even prepare to lash out because others try to steal their spotlight, while others are prepared to die in the coolest, most attention-grabbing, and most dramatic way.

Xue's Law once again revealed an expression resembling "subway, jail Xue, mobile phone.JPG".

Sure enough, he hadn't misheard yesterday. The way those guys were burning with rage and the captain of the Flame Head was all for the sake of getting the spotlight, so that he would be the one to fall most spectacularly.

Fortunately, it gained followers in the real world...

Xue Daolu seemed to see a group of actors desperately trying to steal the spotlight in front of the camera, and after trying for a long time, he still couldn't hold back.

Okay, let's cut out the original audio and content, but we can make a little behind-the-scenes footage and release it for everyone's amusement.

The Greeks valued their reputation above all else...

Since that's the case, let's edit a trailer and some funny clips to warm things up first.

……

That evening, a video titled "Tian Ting Ji 2 - Brave Warriors Fight the Demon King (Trailer)" was released on an external website. It was posted by the same account at the same time. At that moment, countless bored netizens on the internet went wild.

A summoning from another world, a cool elf girl, a princess from a kingdom who throws herself at him, and a horrifying scene of insect organs growing from under human skin.

A grand escape against the rain, and in the rain, the Demon King descends upon the world.

Finally, the duel with the evil god under the setting sun, and the scene that even Xue Dinglu couldn't hold back.

"Don't steal my spotlight!"

"It's settled then, I'm going to sacrifice myself in the most heroic way, so don't block my shot from behind."

"Enough talk, let's duel! The camera is ruthless; only the winner gets to grab the spotlight!"

A group of burly Greek men were vying for the spotlight amidst a sea of ​​fire.

"The Legend of the Heavenly Thunder 2 - The Brave Fights the Demon King" will be released for free in two days. Please look forward to it.

Chapter 103 This time, Old Deng who came was no human being.

On this day, those who had followed Xue's Law account on foreign websites were idly scrolling through TT.

"The winner of the Miss France pageant has been announced: a 200-pound Black contestant, XXXX."

"Captain Crystal 3 is released; the second female lead is a Black actress, XXX."

"My gender is Enterprise with a long nose!"

"A female weightlifter withdrew from the women's competition due to a sprained ankle..."

Such abstract videos, no matter how many times you watch them, only make you feel tense.

These foreigners, despite the sweltering heat, felt their hands and feet turn ice-cold and shiver all over. They stood frozen, wondering, "Is there really something wrong with my aesthetic sense? What's wrong with this world? Is there no normal aesthetic sense at all?"

I can't take it anymore, I need to go watch the Goddess and Empress in "The Legend of the Heavenly Emperor" to cleanse my eyes.

However, when he casually flipped to the next video, the large title "Tian Ting Ji 2 - Brave Warriors Fight Demons" appeared before his eyes.

"I hope it's not another low-quality fraudulent video made by AI," the foreigner complained.

In the past two days, there have been quite a few videos trying to ride the coattails of the popularity of "Tian Ting Ji". I would wholeheartedly support those cosplay videos, but there are a lot of low-quality videos using clickbait titles like "Tian Ting Ji 2" to attract traffic and deceive people.

But this time, the first scene is a moonlit otherworld, with scantily clad, live-action fairy girls.

Oh no! It's the feeling of falling in love!

All of this seems real; Little Head doesn't lie.

Then, scene after scene of another world unfolded, and he became completely immersed in it. But suddenly, the beautiful girl's skin was peeled off and she turned into an insect. The horror and fear of this scene were no less than that of taking off your pants and finding out that the goddess you were looking at is Zeus!

Zeus even appeared behind you!

Afterwards, he watched the footage carefully and chuckled when he saw the funny behind-the-scenes clip at the end, which featured the title "Tian Ting Ji 2 - The Brave Fights the Demon King".

He immediately went to the comments section and, sure enough, saw that the number of comments had exceeded 10,000 in just a few minutes.

However, most of the comments were...

"Has Cyclops betrayed the doctrine of married women?! What happened to the beautiful goddess Athena and Hera from before?"

"Xerylus, damn it, this second part is all girls with breasts smaller than mine, it's amazing!"

Are there any little boys?

"What priest?!"

"Stop talking! When is the production team going to release a costume collection? I'm taking my money! Hurry up and take my money!"

……

In an instant, the topic gained traction on the international internet.

It was just a promotional video, not the actual movie, but those people who had had enough of the abuse got excited again.

The goddesses in the Greek version were all mature, wavy-haired women, but this time all the female characters are sweet, cute lolis.

The real audience is actually quite tolerant of film and television; all they want is good-looking men and women performing a reasonably decent story.

However, now, even seeing a character of normal gender with relatively dark skin in a play seems like a luxury.

In this environment, Xue Dinglu's self-edited short films seemed to provide them with an outlet for their emotions.

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