The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

"Dad, what's wrong with you lately? Are you unhappy?" Little Dragon Mom got up, her thick dinosaur pajamas swaying back and forth, making a creaking sound as she stepped on the ground.

"It's alright, it's alright, Dad is fine," Xue Dinglu replied, using the cursed blood to control his facial muscles and reveal a kind smile.

“But my sister said that you haven’t really smiled at all during this time; it’s all fake smiles.” Xiaolongniang’s words made Xue Dinglu’s smile freeze instantly.

He silently withdrew the cursed blood that had spread across his facial muscles, staring blankly at his daughter.

"Did you all notice...?"

"Actually, I can roughly tell that, Dad, you didn't used to smile like this."

"How did I smile before?" Xue Dinglu was stunned for a moment. He was confident that his control over the cursed blood was probably even higher than that of the Great Sage. He could perfectly control any muscle in his body, and his smile was absolutely identical.

"It's just... the feeling, that feeling. My dad used to have a warm smile, but now, I don't feel that way anymore..." Little Dragon's mother looked at Xue Dinglu's expressionless face and suddenly felt very awkward for some reason.

"Feelings..." Xue Dinglu fell silent.

He didn't know if his two daughters could sense other people's emotions, but right now, his own emotions were indeed very weak.

"Dad, why don't you find me a mom? Find me a mom so she can take care of you, maybe that will be better..." Little Dragon's mother continued, fidgeting.

Xue Law: "..."

"This doesn't sound like something a silly kid would come up with," Xue Dinglu asked directly, "Who taught you to say that?"

“Little sister!” He pointed to the little flower fairy who was still sunbathing and said innocently, “My little sister told me this last night, but I actually think it’s a good idea. Having an older sister to take care of Dad will at least make you less tired.”

"Aren't you afraid that Mom will bully you and then Dad won't help you?" Xue Dinglu rubbed the head of the man in the green dinosaur pajamas.

"No, I believe Dad will help me, just like when we defeated the big bad guy. Dad picked me up and 'whoosh,' and then 'boom,' that dark golden dragon was defeated by Dad."

The little one's language skills were still worrisome, but Xue Dinglu wasn't annoyed and continued to pat her head.

"We'll talk about that later. Let's wait until Dad finds a nice aunt for you and your sister." Xue Dinglu stroked her head and began to play with his little daughter carefully.

This includes building blocks, doing puzzles, and going out together to catch the orange cat sleeping on the wall and keep petting it.

I don't know if it's just my imagination, but Old Li's orange cat next door has gotten fatter. It used to be a little kitten, but now it looks like a walking gas cylinder.

It seems that ever since Fafnir arrived, the orange cat and the big yellow dog next door have visibly gotten fatter.

Perhaps it's because gaining weight improves one's temperament, but this orange cat, which used to be quite disobedient, now, after being caught and exposing its belly, simply lets Little Dragon Girl keep stroking its fat with a calm expression.

"Little kitty, sweetie... take this..." Little Dragon Girl took out a can of food from her pajamas, pried it open with her paws, and handed it to Fat Orange.

Fat Orange immediately nuzzled against Little Dragon Girl with a lilting sound, then went on a crazy spree of showing off.

Xue Law: "..."

He probably knows why Old Li's cats and dogs are so fat. He guesses Old Li feeds them several times a day, Fafnir feeds them several times a day, and then feeds them again after Little Dragon Girl pets them...

After a while, the fat becomes uncontrollable.

And this silly cat will eat anything anyone gives it, without any regard for its size. I reckon in a few weeks it won't even be able to squeeze through that less than half-meter-high wall and the railings on top.

"Dinner's ready!" came my aunt's voice.

Xue Luding brought Xiaolongniang back to the dining table, and then Xue Luding also mentioned that he would be leaving home later.

However, at the dinner table, Fafnir kept happily putting dried fish on Xue Luding's plate, and seemed excitedly waiting for his reaction.

“Teacher, you eat,” Fafnir said.

Xue Law: "..."

There was more fish than rice in his bowl. No matter how much he liked it, he shouldn't have done it like that.

So Xue Luding shared some dried fish with Xiaolongniang, and the child ate them all without hesitation. Xue Luding also took a bite and said, "Not bad."

Fafnir immediately burst into laughter, wishing she could dump the entire plate of dried fish onto Xue.

……

After a strange lunch, Xue Luding said he would go out for a while today. After returning to the house, he looked at the witch in his consciousness space who was eating melon and watching Ultraman with great interest.

By observing the petals falling around her, we can directly find the corresponding coordinates, and then...

"Buzz!" A cross-shaped portal appeared in the consciousness space.

The shrine maiden, who had been grinning foolishly, froze for a moment, then looked at the portal in horror, and then at Xue Dinglu, who was now ready.

"Wait, brother, I'll call you brother then, what's on the other side? What's on the other side of this portal?" After a few seconds of mental blankness, the witch suddenly had an extremely terrified thought.

“It should be your house,” Xue Dinglu replied seriously.

Upon seeing the billions of heads again, the witch's expression instantly became as abstract as the world-famous painting "The Scream," and she hurriedly said, "No, Brother Lu, please don't do this! Please don't do this! I'm willing to do anything, please don't go to my world, okay? I'll warm your bed tonight, please leave my world alone..."

"Let go! Stop hugging my leg..."

"I won't let go, Brother Law, I'm well-endowed. I actually wear a breast binder, you can put your hand in to check the goods, as long as you don't go into my world! I really don't want this kind of thing!"

Chapter 347 A Bizarre World Life Starting from Zero

"Let go!"

Xue Lu looked speechlessly at the witch who didn't care about her own morals at all. She was clinging to his thighs, using her hands and feet to wrap around them like a Vajra lock.

All notions of the proper distance between men and women, the girl's modesty, and the fear of the blackish-red head on Xue's head were now forgotten.

At that moment, only one sentence remained in her mind...

"No, please! Brother, can you please let my hometown off this time? I'll be your bed warmer for life, and you can sleep with me whenever you want..."

"Brother, why don't you put your hand inside my clothes and feel me? I'm actually quite well-endowed, at least a D cup. Please come and check me out."

"Please, I'll do anything as long as you don't go to my hometown!"

This shameless girl immediately started crying and begging for mercy, clinging to Xue Lude's leg and rubbing her face and chest against it, as if she would be clinging to him like a facehugger if Xue Lude didn't close the portal.

"Is your head full of dirty thoughts? Let go!" Xue Dinglu was speechless at this harp witch. It was the first time he had ever seen someone so shameless and without any morals.

"I won't let go! I won't let go no matter what. If simply being your velvet ball can save hundreds of millions of people in my hometown, then I absolutely cannot let go!" She hugged him even tighter, and even seemed to have the idea of ​​taking off her clothes right there.

"No, brother, I'm really impressed by you..." Xue Dinglu suddenly realized that he shouldn't have opened the door in the consciousness space. He should have just opened the door in his own room and gotten on the bus first and paid the ticket later.

He guessed that this silly witch would react strongly, but he didn't expect her reaction to be this strong. Now she's acting as if she'd rather Xue Lude touch her than have Xue Lude enter her world.

Did she really see his identity as an apostle?

You wicked, lewd witch! I'll do it myself...

Xue Dinglu didn't tolerate her either. He grabbed her and lifted her in front of him, their eyes meeting.

The wicked witch thought Xue Daolu was going to kiss her directly, so she immediately pinched her lips and prepared to kiss him.

"Complete hypnosis!"

She froze for a moment, then fell into a coma.

Xue Luding carried her and stepped directly into the teleportation portal. Surely there wouldn't be any problems this way?

He'd deal with it once he got to her world, otherwise he suspected this guy, whose mind was completely consumed by eroticism, might try to pull down his pants.

……

"Wait, where is this?" Xue Dinglu was stunned for a moment after passing through the teleportation portal.

He did indeed arrive in the world of this sultry shrine maiden, but it was completely different from what he had imagined.

At this moment, all that remained in sight was a seemingly dilapidated ruin, and in the distance, a city ravaged by war.

He was in a dilapidated shrine, which looked as if it had been abandoned for many years. Dark red marks were everywhere in the shrine, and twisted branches and roots almost covered the entire shrine.

The blood-red setting sun slanted across the distant city skyscrapers, steel bars piercing the sky like withered bones, charred car wrecks piled up on the streets, their windows shattered and whistling in the wind, twisted billboards hanging halfway off the walls, covered in bloodstains.

A jet-black bird perched on a nearby branch, its inky black pupils seemingly staring intently at Xue Dinglu. However, just as it prepared to take flight, tree roots, resembling tentacles, instantly entangled and seized it, absorbing everything within it…

Xue Dinglu silently watched this scene. In the distance, the traffic lights at the city intersection flickered eerily. Every time the green light came on, new bloody handprints would appear on the asphalt road. On the balcony of an apartment building, blood-stained clothes were drying on the clothesline.

"Did I come to the wrong place?" Xue Dinglu looked at the city in the distance. Everything he saw was dilapidated. It didn't look like a normal city at all. It looked more like a world that had long been abandoned and destroyed and then invaded by evil spirits.

Is this the shrine maiden's hometown? Or have I come to the wrong place?

Xue's Law's coordinates were derived from the flower petals surrounding this sullen shrine maiden, which, logically, should be her hometown, but why...?

Why does it feel like a world that has been destroyed for a long time?

Xue Dinglu silently watched this incredibly bizarre world, where fruits resembling eyeballs bloomed on the trees, and blood-red traces covered the entire world.

If it weren't for those twisted monsters, Xue Dinglu would have thought he had arrived in another Titan civilization.

However, the only animal visible to the naked eye in this world was that pitch-black bird from before, and now it is gone too.

As if the whole world was filled with invisible monsters, in such a short time, Xue Dinglu felt a lot of malicious gazes coming toward him, but after glancing at him, they stopped paying attention.

However, under countless malicious gazes, he found nothing.

Even after sensing the beams of light radiating outwards like searchlights, they discovered that there wasn't a single living person in the entire city.

There weren't even any corpses left; only the bloodstains scattered everywhere told the story of how this city was once a bustling metropolis.

He looked at the blood-stained bluestone steps in the distance, and then, "splat," a sticky handprint covered the steps.

"Thud," the sticky palm moved up another step, while the previous handprint disappeared, until the handprint seemed to change direction and began to descend the step...

It was as if an invisible monster was crawling and wriggling on the ground, leaving a mark on the blue stone steps stained with blackish-red liquid with each movement.

Xue Luding frowned. In the past, he might have felt fear upon seeing such a scene, but now, he simply felt that this place was very unusual.

Could it be that this is actually the old home of this witch, but many years have passed and her old home has long been destroyed?

"Hmm..." The wicked witch who had just been thrown to the ground by Xue Dinglu seemed to have regained her senses.

Xue's complete hypnosis did not involve a large dose; it only caused her to fall into a brief coma.

She felt like she had just taken a short nap after her afternoon rest, with a slight headache. After patting her forehead, she gradually came to her senses.

Where am I?

Oh, I must stop that inherently evil demon from going to my hometown, otherwise my two hundred million fellow villagers will probably become his heads...

No, why am I asleep?! Su Su, what are you doing?!

She woke up immediately, feeling a chill run down her spine for a moment, then opened her eyes in terror, only to be completely stunned the next instant.

Everywhere you look, there is ruin; the city is only inhabited by wandering demons, and there are no living people to be seen.

At that moment, her expression was cold. She rubbed her eyes, but all she saw was this hellish ruin. She immediately knelt down on the ground, her face filled with terror, confusion, confusion, and helplessness.

"What on earth happened?" she asked in terror, then, as if deceiving herself or talking to herself, she muttered, "This must be a dream, I must still be dreaming, right..."

"I must be half asleep, I must still be dreaming..."

She was thinking this, but when she turned her head, she was horrified to find Xue Luding beside her and behind her the dilapidated plaque.

The plaque that reads "Suki Shrine" is almost broken in two and hangs limply over the dilapidated shrine.

The whole world seemed to stand still at that moment, and she stared blankly at everything.

Then suddenly, she lunged at Xue Dinglu with a ferocious rage, like a mother wolf guarding her prey, and roared, "Damn it, it's all your fault! Why do you want to destroy my world and kill all my people just because I took a nap?!"

"Why? I'm willing to be your star slave, to be your tool for venting all your desires, isn't that enough? You still want to destroy my homeland. I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!" Her face was like a demon, completely disregarding the difference in combat power. Like a stressed kitten, she was determined to leave a scratch on Xue Dinglu's body even in death.

The body wrapped around Xue Dinglu, its open mouth revealing fangs that seemed to be pointing towards his ears.

They even pounced on him, trying to bite off Xue's ear with their teeth.

"Calm down!" Xue Dinglu said expressionlessly, as if he really was being seen as some kind of villain.

For some reason, when she saw the ruins of the world, her first instinct was to think that she was responsible. But in this situation, she was being wronged. Should she be angry?

However, Xue Dinglu showed absolutely no anger; he simply grabbed the witch by the neck with a calm and collected gesture.

Even so, she struggled desperately, letting out twisted and hoarse roars from her throat, baring her teeth and claws like a demon. Even the petals around her seemed to twist, as if they were about to become something distorted.

"Click..."

This was the sound coming from her neck; she seemed to be struggling desperately, as if she would break her own neck just to bite Xue Dinglu.

"Slap!" A slap stained with cursed blood landed hard on her face, seemingly stunning her completely.

The cursed blood on her palm also conveniently reattached her severed neck.

"Calm down! Have you been completely blinded by anger? Haven't you noticed that only a few minutes have passed? When did you start having the illusion that I could destroy your homeland in just a few minutes?"

Xue's slap seemed to have a remarkable effect. The witch was stunned for a moment. She suddenly looked up and stared at Xue, then suddenly realized that the number 11454191191 was still above Xue's head.