The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

She immediately wiped away her tears, then quietly listened to the sizzling sound of eggplants being put into hot oil in the kitchen, her pointed ears twitching involuntarily.

It's a pity that her thighs got fatter, but her chest didn't grow at all.

A quarter of my dream has been fulfilled. All that's left is to get a fluffy little dog, visit my brother Daigo, and see the village I used to live in.

Oh, and living with the teacher.

As for the kingdom...

She had already sent all 12 knights back home, and let them do as they pleased. After all, she, as the queen, had always been a hands-off ruler.

Then, at that moment, Fafnir's pointed elven ears seemed to hear that long-lost, familiar voice coming from outside the door.

"You must be good later, and call everyone you see 'Grandma,' understand?"

"Uh-huh……"

"Watch your mouth, don't upset the elders, and try to be more cheerful and outgoing... Never mind, just pretend I didn't say that. You're too cheerful, you're almost silly, I don't know where you learned that from."

"Uh-huh……"

"Then I'll open the door."

The door opened, and Xue Dinglu said, "I'm back!"

"Master!" Fafnir sprang to her feet and rushed over in an instant, then froze when she saw a dazed girl in front of her.

When Little Dragon Girl saw Fafnir, who was less than 1.4 meters tall, rushing towards her, her eight-month-old child could only look down at her and said in a childish voice, "Grandma!"

Xue Law: "..."

Fafnir: "..."

The atmosphere froze instantly. Fafnir and Little Dragon Girl stared at each other, and the only sounds in the room were the bubbling of the food in the pot and the cawing of crows outside.

Xue's Law finally realized that he had forgotten something.

So this is what's been bothering me...

"Let's eat first," Aunt said, bringing over a large plate of minced meat and eggplant.

……

At the dinner table, Xiaolongniang kept piling all sorts of dishes onto her plate, her mouth greasy from eating.

Xue Dinglu, standing to the side, wiped her mouth with a napkin without any expression. This girl had been eating bread the whole time, and at first she thought bread was the most delicious thing in the world. Today she learned something new.

"Are you saying this child is your daughter?" Aunt rubbed her temples, her head aching.

Last week, a little boy who was less than 1.4 meters tall came in, saying he was looking for Xue Dinglu. A few days later, he brought his eight-month-old daughter who was 1.6 meters tall...

I have a terrible headache.

On the other side, Fafnir, like a cat with its fur standing on end, immediately retracted her pointed ears when she heard that Xiaolongniang was Xue Dinglu's daughter, as if she was about to breathe.

"Sigh, biologically speaking, she's my daughter..." Xue Dinglu recounted the story in general terms, which was that the world's consciousness assimilated his genes and gave birth to this strange child.

He's also a dragon hybrid.

Xue Dinglu had actually considered whether to give the child to the dragon clan to raise, but decided against it.

After all, he has half of her bloodline. He looks silly and foolish, so who knows how the elders of the dragon clan might fool him?

In addition, that world has been in chaos lately, with a whole bunch of strange plant monsters, fallen mystics, and all sorts of other messy things.

Just leave her at home with my aunt. We can take her to Boston later and see if she likes gnawing on the roots of the Sacred Tree. If she does, great. If not, we can open a portal and have a dragon come and gnaw on the roots.

He feared that if he stayed underground in Boston, something might happen to the main world at any time.

Surely no dragon could resist the roots of the sacred tree?

After hearing Xue's words, both Aunt and Fafnir fell silent.

Fafnir breathed a sigh of relief. Her elf ears reappeared, and she instantly tiptoed forward to pat the little dragon girl's head, saying, "Baby, be good and call me 'sister'."

"elder sister……"

"Hey!" Fafnir smiled and stroked the little dragon girl, who also showed an expression of enjoyment.

Aside from his height of 1.6 meters, his personality and cognitive abilities are really similar to those of an eight-month-old baby.

"She still doesn't have a name?" Auntie continued, pressing her temples in exasperation.

"Sigh!" Xue Dinglu was also surprised. He only realized this problem now. Little Dragon Girl didn't have a name. He had been calling her Little Dragon all along.

"You...you seem a bit too naive..." Aunt sighed, watching Little Dragon Girl eat her meal with a silly grin, and immediately picked up the rice cooker and gave her a big ladle of rice.

"Thank you, Grandma!" Little Dragon Girl happily ate her rice. She didn't have many other thoughts in her mind; all she knew was, "Eating is great!"

"Then let's pick a name and figure out how to register the child's household registration." Auntie looked at the silly-looking big boy and said, "Will we send him to school? Kindergarten or first grade?"

Xue Law: "..."

This child should be in kindergarten, but it's truly astonishing that someone who's only 1.6 meters tall would be allowed into one.

"It doesn't look good for her to go to school. I'll take some time to teach her to read and speak, and then teach her some simple addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. After teaching her a few things, she can go directly to junior high school?" Auntie asked.

"Alright, let her learn more then. If it really doesn't work, I can teach her when I have time." Xue Dinglu believed he was quite good at teaching children.

Look at Fafnir next to her, isn't she a pretty good teacher?

"What should we name the child?" the aunt continued, and the two of them started flipping through dictionaries or using AI tools to try and find a nice-sounding name.

"How about calling it Ash Blossom?" Xue asked.

aunt:"……"

"How about Lingyi? Lushi? What do you think of those names?" Xue Dinglu continued to ask.

"Xue Lingyi, Xue Lushi... Do you think these are proper names? You might as well have chosen the first one, Xue Liuli." The aunt was speechless. She suddenly felt that this child was a bit too naive, and her naming skills were on par with elementary school students.

Xue's Law is, after all, the kind of person who could come up with the name "Birdman A".

"Xue Liuli? That's a good name. It sounds powerful and capable of easily neutralizing any effect!" Xue Dinglu agreed with the name.

aunt:"……"

"Fine, I'll do it. Since you've always called me 'Little Dragon,' let's make your name Xue Linglong, which includes the character 'Dragon.' You can continue to call me 'Little Dragon' from now on." In the end, Auntie came up with a name that seemed barely acceptable.

“Linglong…Linglong…” The little dragon girl seemed to really like the name, rubbing her mouth, still covered in rice and oil, against Xue Dinglu.

Chapter 253 Problem Children's Shelter

Xue's naming skills are not ideal.

Fortunately, Xiaolong was quite satisfied with the name. Looking at this child who was as mischievous as a husky, everyone covered their foreheads, knowing that he might have a lot of headaches to deal with in the future.

However, this child's future talent is clearly boundless, and his potential is limitless. After all, it's quite astonishing to say that an 8-month-old child is a mythical figure.

Soon after, the aunt prepared to take out a measuring tape to measure the child's size and then buy some children's clothes online.

Meanwhile, Xue Luding silently looked at Fafnir, his face expressionless, but in his consciousness, he wanted to keep beating up his past self.

What a troublesome child...

Looking at Fafnir, who was now pretending to be a well-behaved girl and acting all serious, Xue Lude knew how mischievous and crazy this child was in essence.

Perhaps due to prolonged repression in her youth, she rebounded from rock bottom and became extremely restless. At the same time, this child was extremely lacking in love, growing up in that kind of environment and becoming a living blood-supplying machine until adulthood. Her heart is sensitive and fragile.

He had the biggest headache with these kinds of problem children, since he really couldn't give her enough fatherly love like the brave uncle.

At the same time, the child was unwilling to go to the interstellar corps. She seemed to prefer giving up that huge kingdom and the living conditions of the interstellar corps in order to find his home.

Maybe it's a bit of a baby bird complex.

When will Xue Dinglu be able to complete the Edo Tensei or Heroic Spirit Summoning spell? When that happens, he can pull out the Hero Uncle and tell him that fatherly love in life may not only include KFC and amusement parks, but also Seven Wolves and a feather duster.

Even though he now has the modifier, its essence is the planetary authority of Xiaolongniang's family, and it cannot be omnipotent. It can revive people from other planets, but if the soul is not found, what is revived is just an empty shell.

Souls, find their souls... Returning home with their souls is the hardest thing.

Originally, Xue Dinglu wanted to send the child home to manage her home kingdom, but when he thought about the mess there and the child's childhood that would require a lifetime to heal, he couldn't bring himself to say it.

Fine, let them stay. At most, it'll just be one more pair of chopsticks.

If all else fails, send her to junior high school so she can interact more with kids her own age, and then there won't be so many problems.

"What are your plans for the future? Is there anything you want to do?" Xue Dinglu finally asked this question after a long silence.

Fafnir breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. As long as she wasn't being kicked out, it was fine. She knew her visit had been abrupt, and that lingering like this was impolite, but... she really just wanted a small place, a bed would be enough.

As long as she isn't kicked out, she's willing to do anything.

She took a deep breath and said, "Teacher, I want to stay here..."

"Yes." Xue already knew.

"If possible, could I have a puppy?" she continued tentatively.

There are no dogs on the Holy Magic Continent. Instead, there is a small animal similar to a squirrel that is kept as a pet. However, it is so small that it can only be curled up in the palm of your hand and cannot even be touched firmly.

So when she saw the adorable dog in Ultraman, she really wanted to pet it while she was on the run, and she wanted to know what it felt like to touch it.

Xue was very familiar with this. He brought Fafnir to the yard of his house, then picked up the scruff of the neck of the neighbor's big yellow dog and came over.

The big yellow dog's eyes revealed confusion and speechlessness, and it kept barking, seemingly hurling very unpleasant insults.

“Actually, puppies are the most fun when they are a few months old. Big dogs aren’t fun anymore. Like this little thing, when it was the size of a palm, it looked like a little potato with its tail twirling fast. Now it’s not affectionate at all.” Xue Dinglu picked up the big yellow dog and put it in front of Fafnir.

Fafnir's eyes seemed to light up as she looked at the uncooperative yellow dog on the ground.

She could sense that the big yellow dog was somewhat resistant, but when she reached out her hand, the dog lowered its head and exposed its flat ears, looking fawning and ingratiating.

When I touched the big yellow dog's head, its fur wasn't as soft as I had imagined; it was a bit stiff. But the dog was very cute, wagging its tail incessantly, its tongue lolling out as it breathed heavily, making "whimpering" sounds.

"You seem to be very popular with small animals?" Xue Dinglu seemed to have discovered one of the child's characteristics.

"Really? Aren't all the puppies on TV like that?" Fafnir asked Xue Dinglu.

“No, no, no, in my world, this thing is the oldest kind of security guard. Its role is either to participate in hunting or to guard the home, making it the simplest and oldest security system, similar to the role of a gatekeeper. Therefore, it is allowed to retain a certain degree of aggression,” Xue Dinglu explained.

"And this kid has never really respected me, he's always been rude to me. It's just that I slapped him a few times last time, he's still holding a grudge. But you really seem to be liked by him. Wait a minute, I'll go get another small animal..."

Xue Daolu immediately prepared to go and mess with Old Li's orange cat. Soon, a big orange cat, as big as a gas cylinder, was picked up by the scruff of its neck and brought to his own yard with a look of utter despair.

The orange cat, which had initially looked annoyed, immediately came to Fafnir's side, lay down on the ground, rolled over to face Fafnir, and kept meowing in an extremely sweet and coquettish voice.

"Mmm, good cat, good cat..." Fafnir stroked the big orange cat's belly with one hand and the dog's head with the other, seemingly very happy with the furry little animal.

Xue Law: "..."

He seemed to have noticed something unusual about the child; she seemed genuinely popular with small animals, something he hadn't noticed before, and he wondered what made her so appealing to them.

Let's not talk about Uncle Brave; he's not the type to be popular with small animals, and I doubt he even figured out his relationship with Old Horse.

After thinking it over, the only thing that could be at play is the bloodline of the other half of her body, namely, the elven bloodline.

Fafnir is a half-elf, or more accurately, a quarter-elf.

Her mother was a half-elf, and she inherited her mother's long pink hair. Unfortunately, her mother was cut in half at the waist by Xue Lude, with one half of her buttocks still hanging on a tree, and her body had mantis-like physical characteristics.

In short, Xue's Law suddenly wanted to test whether this passive ability to get along with any animal was real.

He immediately brought Xue Linglong, the little dragon girl who had just been measured, over here and said, "Touch her head and take a look."

Fafnir immediately patted the little dragon girl's head, and then the little dragon girl squinted her eyes, her dragon tail swaying occasionally, looking very comfortable.

"Hmm, I understand now. Okay, you can go now. Go watch TV." Xue Luding produced a large cake and handed it to Xiaolongniang. She immediately picked up the cake happily and rushed back to the sofa inside the house, where she began to watch TV with great excitement.

Xue Dinglu glanced at the content of the television program.

"The Legend of the Heavenly Kings 1" is quite normal.

Wait a minute...

Xue Dinglu glanced at the TV and realized that it really was the "Tian Ting Ji 1" that he had uploaded before. It wasn't being streamed online, but rather broadcast on a movie channel. He was immediately stunned.

Little Dragon Girl watched with great interest, constantly licking the cream off the cake.

Xue Law: "..."

He did seem to have stated in the terms and conditions that anyone was allowed to broadcast and share the content without any restrictions, but now the movie channel is showing his own old films, which seems...

That makes sense.

He stopped updating the movie later because his original intention in releasing it was to make his old friends famous. However, his old friends were reborn as Kamen Riders one by one and are now in another world, forming a mercenary company with the dragons for the rest of their lives.