The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

The portable grandfathers that appear are all problematic.

Author: A Calm Office Worker

Summary:

After Xue Fa Lu finished the college entrance examination, he found that a great old man would randomly appear in his body every week.

An undead demon appeared in the first week. What does it mean to be a heinous sinner?

A great sage appeared in the second week. What does it mean to be a deserter running away alone?

A hero appeared in the third week. What does it mean to be a reckless and aggressive waste?

……

Do you have any misunderstanding about "Great Achievements"? The old Deng that appears is very problematic!

However, after Xue Fa Lun fulfilled their last wishes and exploded all the gold coins of Lao Deng, he gradually understood their determination and belief, and held high the torch handed down by their predecessors.

When faced with an enemy as powerful as a ghost and unable to defeat him despite his best efforts, he raised his fist and said, "Old Dengs, let's go!"

Endless Lao Deng, come out!

Original name: My portable grandpa refreshes every week

Chapter 1 There was suddenly an old man in my body!

The heat in Jiangnan in August is unbearable.

The sound of cicadas chirping outside the window is endless, adding some noise to the tranquility of midsummer, and it has been like this since sunrise.

Xue Lufen opened a bottle of orange-flavored soda with sleepy eyes, lay on the sofa, and listened to the cicadas chirping outside. The sense of peace and contentment of doing nothing made him drowsy.

As a prospective college student, he is 18 years old this year. He has just finished the college entrance examination, which was a narrow-plank bridge with thousands of candidates. He tore off the thick books and scattered them from a high-rise building like snowflakes.

After completing the most crucial event in life and being admitted to the key university of your choice, you should have enjoyed these few leisurely times.

until……

"Uh! Ah!"

The hoarse roar seemed to come from the depths of the soul, and it echoed countless times in Xue Lufen's skull, making his head buzz.

"I am a noble general, yet I have been framed by a scheme and reduced to this ugly state. Now, you are trying to seal me within your frail, pitiful, weak body. You deserve to die!"

The roar continued to echo in the skull, Xue Falu looked at

The face in the mirror looked like a handsome young man who had walked out of a special effects drama. My classmates once said that both his appearance and personality were suitable for acting in special effects dramas.

He sighed, his leisure time was so hot!

On the day he received the admission letter, the centenarian old man who could only roar and scream suddenly appeared in his body.

Every day, there were constant howling sounds in his mind, especially his hoarse roar, which sounded as unpleasant as the voice of a Darkin.

At first Xue Lufen thought he was suffering from schizophrenia, but after having a dream that day, he saw the old Deng in his dream, as well as the remaining 6 days and 8 hours above the old monster's head.

Lao Deng can only stay in his body for 7 days. As to whether he will be replaced by a new character after 7 days or disappear directly, it is not known yet.

"Stop shouting. You will leave my body in four days. Go back to where you came from, Old Biden!" Xue Lufen was really fed up with the unpleasant noise and retorted.

The voice in my mind stopped briefly, but soon, Uchiha-like laughter echoed in my mind like a tsunami.

Ever since this Lao Deng appeared in his mind, he would see him in his dreams every day. He was a skeleton demon wearing bone armor, pierced by countless chains, and hanging in his soul space.

Every day, I dream of Lao Deng's past. He was an Imperial general in a world of swords and sorcery, a supreme Paladin. He rose to fame at a young age, victorious in countless battles, a young man in fine clothes and a vigorous horse. He later led his army against the undead scourge, holding the front lines for decades, dedicating his life to the Empire.

Then he was betrayed, and his successor did not hold the line or cover the flanks after he charged the Lich King, but fled with the remaining soldiers.

Despite this, the imperial general still rushed to the Lich King and almost died together with the Lich King. In the end, he used all his strength to kill the Lich King and turned himself into a half-undead, which is the appearance of the skeleton demon now.

A noble paladin was tortured into a skeleton demon. The story here has already made him a tragic hero, giving people a sense of déjà vu of General Yue and Gao Changgong.

What was even more tragic was that the empire later branded him a heinous criminal and his entire family was wiped out, while the deserter who betrayed him was promoted and became rich, becoming the general who succeeded him.

It is true that a general becomes a criminal if he dies a hundred times, while a traitor and deserter is promoted to a general.

This is not the end. After learning about this, he, who had turned into a half-undead, only wanted to return to the imperial capital to seek justice. Then he was sealed into a sword and buried under the church, enduring endless torture day and night.

How can the word "miserable" be used?

For some unknown reason, his soul escaped from the sword that sealed him and entered Xue Lufen's body.

However, Old Deng, whose thighs were covered with the word "miserable", had gone mad, and now he seemed to want to torture Crazy Xue Law.

When Xue Lufa was cooking...

"You weak ant, are you satisfied with just these things? You lowly insect!"

When Xue's Law is playing games...

"Foolish fly, your wisdom is only fit to be ambushed by that despicable enemy!"

When Xue Falun was looking at the Setu...

"Filthy maggot! I'll chop off all your limbs and smash your rotten brain!"

"Aren't you crazy?" Xue Lufen was infuriated. "It's none of my business. Why are you yelling at me so loudly? If someone betrayed you, why don't you just kill their entire family? Then why can't you kill them? It's because you're incompetent!"

The old monster seemed stunned, as if he couldn't believe that Xue Lufen dared to talk back.

But Xue Lufen didn't indulge him and continued to criticize him: "If you are not good at it, practice more. If you can't afford to lose, don't play."

After saying that, he continued to look through the pictures posted by other classmates in the class group.

The world was quiet, and Lao Deng seemed stunned. He was shaking with anger, and the chains on his body were trembling. If he were not the undead, he would have had a cerebral congestion.

"You little devil, a born evil human being..."

After whimpering for a long time, he could only utter these words in retaliation.

"Your aggressiveness is too low. Your dog barking has no killing power." Xue Falun immediately attacked back.

He was still being merciful in his words. After all, Lao Deng's entire family was killed, so he was not so wicked as to greet his family.

To be honest, the old man's story is quite sympathetic. If he hadn't been giving Xue Lufa a headache these days, he wouldn't have said such harsh words.

Fortunately, it was finally quiet, as if the world had become beautiful. Xue Lufen opened the curtains and looked at the scorching sun outside the window. He felt like he was alive again.

If Lao Deng could speak normally, Xue Lufen wouldn't mind enlightening him and telling him some stories about General Yue and Gao Changgong. Wouldn't it be nice to be a spiritual mentor for the elderly and lonely dead?

But now it is much quieter, just wait for 4 days.

Xue Lufen felt that this old man had gone completely crazy, just like Xianglin Sao, who was only filled with anger and resentment.

"Do you crave power?"

Suddenly, the hysterical undead Old Deng in my mind stopped talking like a madman, but spoke normally.

"Come to me every night, I will train you and teach you imperial swordsmanship, riding, combat skills, fighting skills... and everything I know..." The old undead's tone was very calm.

But Xue Fa Lun felt a sense of depth as deep as a volcano.

"And divine arts. I was once a noble paladin, and I haven't completely forgotten those divine arts. I will teach you all of them as well."

"I have only one request. Please go to my world... and kill the entire royal family, as well as the Julia family."

"No, we can't kill them all. That would be too easy for them. I will inflict the most cruel and horrific torture on the Emperor and that traitor, a torture ten thousand times more painful than mine!"

Xue Lufen looked at the old undead who had calmed down for a while and was about to go crazy again, and he sighed.

The old undead was still too kind. After being betrayed and tortured like this, he only wanted to kill the royal family and the traitor's entire family, without even considering the nine clans.

Still too kind.

If it were any other villain, he might say something like "It's the world's fault, not mine" or "This is hell", and then carry out his plan to kill everyone in the world, or at least the entire empire. Only if all else fails would he consider the Nine Clans Elimination Chamber.

The moral standards of people from another world seem a bit high.

Chapter 2 Special Training (No Jeep Version)

Xue Lufen had no idea what was wrong with Old Deng. He had been buried underground in the cathedral and been purified for decades, and all his enemies were probably dead.

It is possible that the empire is finished. After all, according to Lao Deng's memory, the empire has long been in turmoil due to internal and external troubles. Otherwise, it would not have done such a stupid thing as abandoning and framing the empire's general for the sake of party disputes.

This operation is comparable to that of the late Ming Dynasty.

Also, it was as if he could go to Lao Deng's world.

From then on, Lao Deng stopped making noises and became so quiet that it seemed as if he had really suffered from schizophrenia before.

However, he seemed to still be observing Xue Lufeng, and even reminded him while Xue Lufeng was playing the game that "an enemy is about to sneak up on you from behind"...

This was the most comfortable day he had had in the past few days.

Late at night, when Xue Lufen fell asleep, he felt as if he had returned to that familiar place again.

A four or five meter tall skeleton demon was sealed tightly inside his body, and the sacred chains that penetrated his body one after another nailed him here.

"What story are you going to tell me today?" Xue Lufen had become accustomed to seeing some of Lao Deng's memories in his dreams every day.

"No, today is a teaching session. I will teach you the complete Imperial Swordsmanship and Divine Arts. You can only leave after you have mastered them."

As he finished speaking, one of the chains on his body seemed to break, and then a long sword inlaid with special runes appeared in front of Xue Falun.

Xue Law: "..."

Good guy, it turns out she has been waiting for him here without making any noise all day.

"I will use my memories to simulate a heroic Death Knight. Only after you defeat it can you leave."

In front of Xue Falun, a skeleton knight wearing armor and holding a huge sword appeared.

In the world of this old undead, there are ordinary, elite, heroic, and legendary levels.

According to his memory, a hero-level fighter would at least have the same combat power as Captain America...

"Draw your sword and defeat the Death Knight. I will teach you the Imperial Swordsmanship and Divine Arts through actual combat." Old Deng's hoarse voice sounded.

"I fight the Death Knight?"

Xue Lufen pointed at himself with a puzzled look on his face.

"You can do it." I don't know where he got the confidence from, he is countless times more confident than Xue Lufen himself.

"No, I can't do it. I will die..." Before Xue Lufen could finish his words, the Death Knight swung the greatsword in his hand. The strong wind blew like a knife, making Xue Lufen's face twitch.

He pulled out the rune sword with all his strength and did an undead roll to avoid it. This simple swing made his hands holding the sword tremble.

Opposite him was a Death Knight nearly three meters tall, wearing heavy armor and a two-meter-long giant sword. His total weight must have been over two tons.

He was a 70-meter-tall prospective college student who had never received any practical training. He weighed kilograms and was holding a sword that was just over one meter long.

Even without considering his extraordinary strength, just considering the scale, it was as outrageous as if he were facing a jeep head-on.

Will it win?

Guaranteed to die!

"Don't run! Face the Death Knight!" roared the old undead, a bony cane appearing in his hand. "I will now teach you the essence of Imperial Swordsmanship: to kill the enemy at all costs!"

……

Xue Lufen didn't know how much time had passed in the consciousness space, and he even felt numb.

He almost forgot that he was still a prospective college student. He just desperately ran away, swung his sword, and fought back...

After being killed countless times and hit by a stick countless times, he was finally able to fight a few moves with the Death Knight.

Then he chanted the divine spell, the only one he had learned, the Holy Light Spell!

In short, it's a divine spell that only emits light, without any additional effects. It's a very basic divine spell, and within the Empire, it's merely a spell for illumination.

It has a certain repelling effect on the dead, but it does no harm; it's similar to how humans repel the smell of foul odors.

But after an unknown amount of time in this consciousness space, Xue Falun suddenly had an idea and made some modifications to the Holy Light Technique, turning it into a high-explosive flash bomb.

It can instantly burst out millions of lumens of light, a level that can burn the retina of an ordinary person even with their eyes closed.

"The 911th time." said the old undead.

Xue Lufen picked up the rune sword, assumed a standard imperial swordsmanship stance, and faced the nearly three-meter-tall Death Knight.

His steps became steady, his eyes focused.