My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"...When I was five, Principal Gintoki got drunk and accidentally broke the cross, so he released me early." It's you again, Gintoki!

"Anyway, that's not important. What's important is that we'll always be together." Moka cheered up again: "Don't worry, once I beat up that shameless auntie, no one can stop us!"

"Oh, that's great!"

Tell her that Sakata Gintoki has given her so much as her fiancée, and that she has plenty of rivals for her position.

Oh well, she'll find out sooner or later, so I'd better not provoke her.

As Li Wei once again became a prize, the two vampires began their second round of battle.

Chapter 30 What to do if your mother-in-law and fiancée look exactly alike?

Vampires are a relatively common type of supernatural being, and Li Wei has seen quite a few.

Blonde and non-blonde, crouching with heads in hands in defense, neurotic, long black hair, essentially an idiot, cute and mature, all kinds of styles, there are them all.

In terms of combat power alone, these two can be considered the best of their kind, standing at the very top of the vampire pyramid.

Unlike battles between human martial artists, these two combine human magic with bizarre brutality. Rather than fighting, it's more like wild beasts tearing each other apart in a frenzy over prey. One wrong move and you could be dead. An outsider might even think there's some kind of feud between them, like the loss of a husband or the loss of a father.

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with it.

Whether it was Xin Xia or the white-haired Moka, they both chose to abandon powerful magic and engage in close-quarters combat.

On the one hand, as equally powerful monsters, they all knew that non-fatal wounds could not cause any effective damage to them. They could easily withstand a beam of light from them, but if it affected a boy who had temporarily lost his magic, breaking his leg or arm would leave him with nowhere to cry.

On the other hand, there is a competitive mentality between them, with each side thinking, "We all know you are good at physical skills, so I will defeat you in your best physical skill, so that you will be defeated and admit defeat, and become a slinky spectator."

Therefore, from the very beginning of the battle, both sides unanimously chose to fight quickly and end the battle swiftly.

In terms of combat experience alone, Blade Heart, who has lived for hundreds of years, is undoubtedly superior. However, she has not fully recovered from being dismembered by the blades. When facing Shiro Moka, who is determined to win, she has a feeling that youth has the upper hand.

"This is a battle between monsters."

He hadn't noticed it before, but after his magic was temporarily sealed, Li Wei realized how terrifying the strangeness was.

No wonder so many madmen are willing to sell out their families and souls in order to gain power and become stronger.

"You two, stop fighting..."

"Don't worry, Dad, I'll deal with this disrespectful brat and teach her a lesson about respecting elders."

"How shameless of you, Blade Heart! Don't worry, Avi, I won't hurt her. I'll just cut off her head and put it in our bridal chamber, so she can watch us become one with you. Just thinking about it gives me the energy to beat someone up."

Unfortunately, after losing his fighting ability, Li Wei's words carried less weight.

Although the boy is still a powerful martial artist in terms of physical strength, and can still kill ordinary demons and monsters in an instant, he is just a spectator when facing these strong people.

Finally, after a fierce battle, the two vampires were determined to be the victor.

With the fearlessness of youth, the white-haired Moka successfully banished Blade's Heart. Before her opponent could break her seal, the vampire girl grabbed her spoils and ran.

Just kidding, who would waste time fighting with a weird aunt like you? The handsome young man over here is waiting for me!

"Will she be alright?" Before being taken away, Li Wei glanced worriedly at the sealed Blade Heart.

"It's alright, this level of seal won't hold her for long, so we should take advantage of this time to speed things up." The girl's cold face was filled with the joy of victory: "By the time she breaks through the seal and finds us again, it will be too late."

But can't you even consider my opinions and views a little bit? Communication between people is still too difficult.

Oh right, you're not human, so never mind.

Carrying Li Wei, they hopped and skipped to a secluded corner. This seemed to be the old campus of Baihuang Academy, rarely visited by anyone, making it arguably the most inconspicuous place in the school.

Akashiya Moka randomly chose an inconspicuous classroom, burst into the room, locked the door, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your injury..."

Li Wei noticed that during the battle with Xinxia earlier, the vampire girl's abdomen was scratched by Shinobu's claws, and now it was covered in blood, the wound was very horrific.

"It's alright, it's just a little rain, snow, and frost." Looking at her fiancé standing in front of her, the white-haired girl felt that everything was worthwhile.

When she was a child, she was first awakened by that silver-haired, naturally curly man and learned that she had a fiancé. She felt indignant and wanted to break off the engagement.

Looking back now, it's clear that children are indeed naive. Even Sakata Gintoki, who seemed as unreliable as could be, could occasionally do some good deeds.

Hmm, I'll give him a thank-you gift next time we meet.

The tension in her nerves finally eased, and as a result, her whole body relaxed. She could no longer maintain the state she had been forcing herself to stay in, and her legs gave way, causing her to collapse into Li Wei's arms.

"Moexiang!?"

Just moments ago, his fiancée was all limp and boneless, draped over the young man. He could even feel the thick front armor colliding with him, making a "duang" sound and causing a noticeable ripple.

Before the boy could even begin to examine her, Mengxiang suddenly raised her head again, but she was completely different from before.

Her hair returned to its usual pink, and that sharp, intimidating aura disappeared, replaced by her usual dazed and silly demeanor, always giving herself unnecessary perks.

"Hey, Avi, I'm so glad you're alright!"

Moka, now in her usual state, tearfully pulled the boy's head into her arms, then showed an extremely excited expression, rubbing against him repeatedly, looking incredibly happy.

"Wait a minute, Moka—"

Even in her normal state, Moka's current power was beyond Li Wei's ability to withstand; he could do whatever he wanted to him.

So naturally, Li Wei felt... very soft and comfortable as the super excited and worried Meng Xiang rubbed against him.

I don't know why, but the white-haired Moka's front armor is thicker, while the pink-haired Moka is more voluptuous overall. Does switching between two personalities mean that the body is also switched?

"That's great, I knew you would be in danger, so I came right away."

Without giving Li Wei time to think further, Pink Moe said with great concern, "It's so good that you're alright now. If anything had happened to you, how would we, a widow and her orphan, have survived?"

What does "orphan and widow" mean? Moka, you have children?

"It's alright, leave everything to me. Avi, don't worry, everything will be fine."

Gently comforting the boy in her arms, the pink-haired Moe Xiang lowered her head and kissed Li Wei's lips. Her clumsy manner and the long duration almost made Li Wei suffocate.

“I swear in the name of Akasha Bradleypa that I will protect you.”

Who is Akasha? Is it your name on the vampire side, Moka?

Seeing Li Wei's puzzled expression, Moka, who called herself Akasha, couldn't contain herself and seemed to be preparing to lower her head and continue to savor the boy in her arms.

Then, another voice suddenly came from Moeka's body:

"Mom! What are you going to do to someone else's husband?!"

Li Wei: "...?"

Moeka, with her fan-like hair, was startled at first, then scratched her head somewhat embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Moeka, Mom just couldn't help it."

After saying that, he even gave a cute "hehehe" sound.

Li Wei: "...!"

P.S.: I didn't realize it when I was a kid, but now when I watch "Rosario + Vampire" again, it just seems so outrageous. My mother-in-law and wife share the same body, aren't they afraid of getting them mixed up...?

Chapter 31 What's it like to have your mother-in-law with your wife?

Akashiya Moka, female, vampire, her recent mood has been like a rollercoaster ride. She feels that life is getting more and more exciting. It seems that the longer you live, the more things you will encounter.

Just a few days ago, I was discussing wedding arrangements with the personality of my mother living inside my body. We talked about whether to send out wedding invitations to those weird companions who are half-buried in the ground, whether to choose a boy or a girl for the baby, whether to get married after graduation or to go straight to the wedding. We discussed these great questions for a long time.

Then came that shameless auntie. Her mother had entrusted her with the wrong person—she was actually trying to steal her niece's man! But it didn't matter; she successfully defeated her with her own abilities, and happiness was still beckoning her.

The result was just that I was too tired from fighting and took a short rest, and gave my body to my mother for a while. Why is it that the "female slept with a criminal" plot is about to unfold here?

I'm still a child!

"Mom, didn't we agree? Li Wei is my husband, and we'll work together to give birth to you!"

Because they share the same body, in the boy's eyes, Akashiya Moka was arguing in two completely different tones, which looked particularly strange.

But none of that is the point. The point is what Moka just said, which seems to contain a lot of information.

"Um, could you explain this to me a little?" Li Wei raised his hand, indicating that he wanted to know the truth about his death.

"..."

Moka stood there in silence for a moment, her two personalities seemingly discussing who should offer the explanation. After a heated debate, the pink Moka, the one Li Wei was most familiar with, ultimately prevailed.

"This happened when Moka was just born. I was seriously injured at that time, and normally I shouldn't have survived."

Akashiya Moka... or should I call her Akashya Bradleypa, gently explained while holding her son-in-law's hand: "At that time, my friends were already preparing for the funeral. Gintoki had even chosen the location for the coffin and the burial site, which led to him getting a beating from Tsukuyo."

Li Wei: "That's exactly what someone with naturally curly silver hair could do."

"Just as I was holding Moka, expressing my regret at not being able to see her grow up, and feeling that all my life force was about to drain away, a blond mage with muscles all over his body suddenly appeared in front of us, saying that he seemed to have sensed the aura of the theory of lifespan and had come all the way from the Ruri Shrine to help me."

Li Wei: "Could you describe the physical characteristics of this magician? I feel like I might recognize him."

"She pulled out a strange mushroom and said something like, 'This is a new variety stolen from Mario, and it is said to reward you with an extra life.' She successfully protected my soul, but physical death was inevitable, so in order to live, I could only rely on my daughter Moka's body."

Li Wei: "I know who that is now! This guy can actually solve the lifespan theory?!"

At this point, the young man thought of something important: "But all along, it seems that the persona that's been active outside is you, Madam?"

"Yes, vampires are very vulnerable in their childhood, so in order to protect Moka, I sealed my memories to avoid putting too much burden on her body and became her alternate personality. According to the agreement, she should not awaken until she is sixteen years old. By then, this body will have grown to be able to support both of us, mother and daughter."

At this point, even the usually silly and gentle Mrs. couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed: "It's just that Gintoki always messes things up, so a small mistake happened."

This is no longer a small mistake, okay?

"Oh, right, there's another question. Who is Moka's father?"

The boy noticed that he seemed to have never seen Moka's father before.

"Vampires only choose to reproduce when they are injured, so in most cases we reproduce parthenogenetically."

I see. This situation is quite common in nature.

Li Wei looked enlightened and prepared to stand up, only to find that his hand was still being held tightly in Mrs. Akasha's hand, with no intention of letting go.

"Um, Madam..."

"Just call me Akasha."

"Oh, Akasha, if it's alright, could you let go of my hand?" The boy indicated that he had other things to do.

"No, I made a promise with Moka. If you and she get together, my soul will enter your child and be born. So I can't let you go." Akasha said these shocking words without batting an eye.

Li Wei had seen many demons and monsters during his time working in the exorcism squad, but after meeting this mother and daughter, he realized that there was always someone better.

"Could it be that you don't like my daughter, Little Li Wei?" the wife asked curiously, then seemed to realize something and revealed a knowing look: "Then actually, you can marry me, and that way we can give birth to Mengxiang again."

Li Wei: "..." What are you saying, Madam!

"No, Mom, how could you lay a hand on your son-in-law?" the personality of Moeka inside the body protested.

"Ah, because I didn't expect that little Li Wei would be such an outstanding boy. Mom likes him very much too... So I've changed my mind. How about letting him be your father?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"This is no joke, isn't it better this way?"

"..."

Silence fell; Akashiya Moka suddenly fell silent.

Thinking about it carefully, calling a handsome young man the same age as you "Dad" and then playing house together, doing things like having to listen to your dad, seems quite fun.

But this body must be my own. At most, I can lend it to my mother for a while, and then return it to me after my mother gives birth to the child. This is a matter of principle!

Thus, Li Wei watched helplessly as his fiancée and mother-in-law fiercely discussed the detailed steps and specific procedures for dividing his property, and how it should be divided.

This is not a physical division into five equal parts, but a division in time.

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday belong to Moka, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday belong to Akasha.

"It's alright, at least they gave me a Sunday to get some fresh air." The boy chuckled self-deprecatingly.

"What, Avi?" Two voices came simultaneously from the other side: "Of course we take turns coming on Sundays!"

The boy's last glimmer of hope was completely extinguished.

Following a heated discussion between his mother-in-law and fiancée, they decided that it would be more appropriate for Moeka to be the one for the first time.