My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

The pink-haired class president immediately threw Himejima Akeno aside and strode towards Li Wei's class.

"Where did this vixen come from? Li Wei is clearly my fiancé!" The gravity on Katsura Hinagiku's body was constantly increasing.

Chapter 26 Li Wei's War Begins in Grand Style

Meanwhile, inside the classroom, the long-haired red-haired fiancée straddled Li Wei's lap, brazenly asserting her dominance, causing the surrounding girls to whisper and glare angrily.

"Who are you? Get off him right now!"

The person who would say something like that at this time is naturally Touma Kazusa, the music student who lives next door to Li Wei and is currently giving him the cold shoulder.

Her expression didn't seem to change much as she spoke, but her trembling fingertips proved how unsettled she was inside.

"Hello, my name is Rias Gremory, the eldest daughter of the Gremory family in Hell." The newly added fiancée did not take Touma Kazusa seriously.

To others, Touma Kazusa is a musical prodigy, but to the Gremory family's darling, she's just a human being with a bit of talent.

"As for me getting off my husband? Sorry, I can't."

Not only did she ignore what the long-haired black-haired girl said, the fiery and devilish young lady instead defiantly hugged Li Wei's head and rubbed it against her chest twice.

Seeing this, Kazusa felt inexplicably outmatched.

"Are you a child of the Gremory family?" Levi asked, looking at the girl in his arms.

Now he understood why the Gremory family had agreed so readily when they heard he needed some medicinal herbs from Hell; it turned out they had sold him out.

Sakata Gintoki, you always manage to come up with something new.

“That’s right, I am your future wife Rias Gremory, and you are my future Queen.” Rias smiled happily: “From the first moment I saw you, I knew that you were destined to be my perfect husband. If we were together, we would definitely produce a perfect heir, unlike women who clearly like someone but don’t dare to say it, or who can only watch anxiously as other women try to take advantage of them.”

"Ugh..." Touma Kazusa felt as if an arrow had hit her knee.

"You can't bully Kazusa." Li Wei tapped his fiancée's head seriously as a form of punishment.

Even if I'm giving myself the cold shoulder, I can't bully Kazusa or anything like that.

The red-haired girl, whose head had been gently tapped, was stunned for a moment, then understood and revealed a knowing look.

"I see. So Avi likes this girl too?"

Speaking as if no one else was around, making Touma Kazusa blush, the Gremory family's darling gently lifted her buttocks, temporarily removing her rounded shape that had been in contact with the boy's legs, and walked up to the long-haired black-haired girl. With a deep sigh, she softly apologized, "I'm sorry, I went too far. Please forgive me."

Her posture was elegant and graceful; even Touma Kazusa couldn't find any fault with her.

But she could sense that the woman in front of her was apologizing simply because Li Wei was unhappy.

In her eyes, she was probably equivalent to her husband's pet dog.

She's just a human girl, her lifespan is short, barely a hundred years. In the end, Li Wei belongs to our long-lived species. You are just insignificant passersby in our lives. It's really not worth it for you to affect my relationship with my husband.

Rias didn't say these words aloud, but the girl with long black hair clearly sensed that this was the meaning conveyed in her eyes.

……

At the same time, Marisa, who was wiping the floor of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, suddenly looked up while clutching her aching back.

"What's wrong? Do you need to rest?" asked the sickly, literature-loving girl in her pajamas beside her.

"It's nothing, it must be my imagination." The blond magician wearing a large black sun hat shook his head.

Just now, she seemed to sense the aura of the theory of lifespan suddenly appearing around Li Wei, and she almost transformed into her muscular form to go on the call.

How could something like this happen to that kid? I must have been hallucinating because I stayed up too late assembling my model last night.

Next time, I'll just ask Alice to pour me more black tea.

Marisa shook her head and continued cleaning.

……

"who are you?"

Finally, the savior who broke the awkward atmosphere appeared.

A beautiful girl named Katsura Hinagiku strode into the classroom, and everyone she saw seemed to be under some kind of spell to ward off idlers, hurriedly leaving to go about their own business.

Before long, the previously congested corridor was cleared up, with only a few opportunists still watching the spectacle.

The moment she saw Rias, her woman's intuition told her that this was the powerful enemy she was facing.

This despicable figure, useless flab, and piled-up fat are all terrifying weapons used to deceive Avi!

"Oh, yet another competitor?"

Rias showed no signs of strain in fighting two opponents at once. She glanced at Kazusa and Katsura Hinagiku's chests, then proudly crossed her arms over her chest, making her impressive figure even more striking.

"Damn it, we lost." ×2

In an instant, the pressure from their sheer size caused the two girls, who had temporarily formed an alliance, to shrink back in awe.

It's so hopeless. No matter how much I try to deceive myself, deep down I still crave to grow bigger, which makes it very difficult to win.

"I heard you're Avi's fiancée?"

"Of course, but it won't be long before the word 'unmarried' can be removed."

"Stop dreaming! I'm Avi's fiancée!" Katsura Hinagiku's almond-shaped eyes widened as she pulled out her treasured marriage certificate from her bag.

Li Wei: "Huh!?"

"This underdeveloped little girl should grow up a bit before trying to steal a man!" Rias also pulled out the marriage certificate her father had given her.

Li Wei: "Huh!?"

When the two marriage certificates were placed side by side, the girls stared at each other, and the atmosphere became very awkward.

Whether it's the handwriting, the signatory, or anything else, they are almost all the same style, only the reasons for the engagement and the woman's name are different.

Li Wei: "This!?"

"Look, mine is better preserved. Yours is all wrinkled. Mine is the real deal." The devilish young lady slammed her hand on the table.

"Nonsense! It should be based on the reason. You wrote this marriage certificate because you were paying off a debt, which is illegal to use a person to pay off a debt. It's an invalid marriage certificate," Katsura Hinako retorted.

"Mine is the real deal!"

"Yours is the fake!"

"I will not hand Avi over to a woman from hell!"

"A woman who won't even outlive my pet dog has no right to say such things!"

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

"I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!"

Tensions are high between the two sides, and war could break out at any moment.

Of course, it wouldn't be as bad as drawing a knife or bestowing a poinsettia upon Li Wei, but the clash of wills would never cease.

"You can keep arguing, I'm taking the spoils with me~"

A cheerful voice suddenly rang out, and a peculiar anti-summoning magic circle appeared beneath Li Wei. With a surge of magical energy, the boy who had been sitting in the chair, ready to break up the fight, vanished instantly.

Chapter 27 The New Fiancée is Warming Up

"what's the situation!?"

After discovering that while they were fighting on the front lines, their spoils had been stolen from their base, the girls who had just been at each other's throats and wanted to kill each other felt like clowns. They were absolutely furious with Li Wei!

Watching her husband—actually not—disappear before her eyes, what if the person on the other side was a bitch?

There are too many bad women in this world. None of them have good intentions and they only want to ruin their own happiness and taint the young man with their colors.

Thinking of this, the tense atmosphere from before vanished, and he wished he could dig three feet into the ground to find the guy who kidnapped Li Wei, and then completely blast him to pieces!

"What kind of people are these? Why do they always think about destroying other people's happiness and sleeping with other women's husbands? Can't you find someone yourself?"

"Where did this bastard come from? Don't let me find him, or else..."

"Kidnapping Li Wei is such an amazing and enviable thing... I'm not saying it's too despicable, but I should be the one doing it!"

Thinking this way, the girls who were engaged to Li Wei or who were not yet engaged but were just watching the excitement and hoping to take advantage of the situation dispersed, just like King Arthur ordering his knights to search for the Holy Grail, and began to search for traces of Li Wei everywhere.

Only Rias Gremory, the red-haired beauty who had just appeared, stood there, lost in thought, recalling the anti-summoning magic circle she had just seen.

The way that magic circle was drawn seemed vaguely familiar... Could it be that...?

The devilish young lady immediately thought of someone.

……

Meanwhile, Li Wei himself is not feeling well right now.

It's obvious that after what happened today, that silver-haired, naturally curly-haired woman won't have only signed a few marriage certificates. If he counts one instance as ten, he probably has forty more fiancées.

If this continues, I'll really be able to sleep with three thousand women and ascend to heaven on a dragon. When I see the Master then, will I have to tell him that I cultivate the Joyful Zen?

He kept sighing and complaining, he just kept sighing and complaining.

"Avi, boys who sigh all the time will age faster."

Behind him, a long-haired upperclassman named Himejima Akeno hugged him from behind and whispered words of comfort.

Because they were all acquaintances, after Li Wei summoned his senior as his familiar last time, he signed an additional two-way summoning ritual.

He can summon his senior when he needs something, and he can also summon Li Wei when his senior is in trouble—but the boy has the right to refuse.

Li Wei is currently in Himejima Akeno's secret base within the school, a secluded magical space that is difficult to discover without a professional guide.

The furniture and supplies here are enough for two people to live on for a year. I don't know why my senior insisted on this amount. Wouldn't it be better to just buy more if it's not enough?

But since she insisted, Li Wei went along with her wishes.

"I understand the logic, but senior, I still have a headache."

Smelling the pleasant fragrance emanating from his familiar, the boy closed his eyes and said this helplessly.

The fact that I willingly accepted being summoned here is partly an act of escapism. There's no other way; I haven't figured out a solution yet. Perhaps I should calm down first; maybe things will turn around.

"Don't think about those unhappy things. After all, Avi didn't do anything wrong," the senior student comforted the boy, bringing him a cup of black tea.

"But what should we do?"

He accepted the black tea, thanked her softly, and then drank it all in one gulp. The boy lay in his senior's gentle embrace, lost in thought.

This includes, but is not limited to, what to do when facing his fiancée again after leaving, how to inform Senjougahara and Tohsaka, who have already established a relationship, that he won't be killed, and how to deal with a certain silver-haired natural curly-haired person when he gets back!

Taking a deep breath, Li Wei lingered briefly in the gentle embrace of his familiar before preparing to get up.

The allure of comfort is a graveyard for heroes; ignoring the problems is ultimately unacceptable, and many will likely become worried if we stay any longer.

Then, to his surprise, he found that he hadn't gotten up.

It wasn't that his body was out of control, but rather that Himejima Akeno-senpai's strength was astonishing. The boy couldn't break free from her arms and was held tightly in her embrace.

Or rather, it's not that the senior student's strength has increased, but rather that my strength has decreased!

"This is……"

"Oh my god~ So Avi finally figured it out?" The senior with the long ponytail revealed a smug smile, like a fisherman who had just profited from the fight between the snipe and the clam: "I'm so sorry, Avi, I've let you down. But even so, I can't just hand over the happiness I've finally got to another girl."

"Was it the black tea from earlier?" Li Wei immediately realized the problem, but his drug resistance was clearly extremely strong...

"That's right, but I am your familiar. Your drug resistance was transferred to me through magic."

Seeing the boy's confusion at a glance, Himejima Akeno couldn't help but kiss him on the cheek before explaining, "I accidentally discovered that Avi is resistant to human drugs, but not so resistant to drugs produced in hell. By experimenting on myself, I finally completed this masterpiece yesterday!"

"Don't worry, my technique is very basic. Your magic will be back to normal by tonight at the latest."

"Senior, why did you do this?" Li Wei asked, puzzled.

"Because I'm also your fiancée." The senior with the long ponytail smiled and pulled out a similar marriage certificate: "It was written by Principal Sakata to make me happy when I was little, but it's still valid. I've kept it very well."

"You don't actually think that just anyone can summon me to be their familiar, do you? That would be way too casual."

Hmm, yet another fiancée. How come I have fiancées everywhere?

I'm desperate. I'm desperate about this world where everyone has a fiancée. I might as well just explode.

“Every time I see you with other girls, it hurts here.”

Grabbing Li Wei's hand, she placed it against her chest, feeling his healthy heartbeat coursing through her fingers: "Didn't you say when you summoned me that you could grant me one reasonable request? Well, give me the fruit of our love."