My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

After being destroyed by the Blade of the Heart, the magic that summoned Humbaba stopped abruptly. A complex magic circle appeared beneath the monster that had been forcibly summoned by the bug. Ignoring the monster's angry roar, the magic circle banished it back to the distant Age of Gods.

The Matou residence, which had just been filled with earth-shattering noise, was now silent again. The only difference was that it had been destroyed beyond recognition, with most of it reduced to ruins.

Having taken a hit from Humbaba and feeling as if several bones were broken, Levi looked at Heart Under the Blade again. Under the moonlight, Heart Under the Blade's long golden hair fluttered, its stunning beauty causing Levi to gasp in admiration.

Powerful, beautiful, and proud, her fighting ability is in no way inferior to Arcueid's, only weaker than the personality sleeping inside that stupid vampire.

"Is it over yet?"

"It's over, Dad." The King of the Strange nodded.

"That's good... What did you call me?"

“Daddy.” The larger Shinobu stood with her hands on her hips, looking particularly self-righteous: “Fujibayashi’s mother told us that as long as we call her ‘Mom’ and call you ‘Daddy’ in private, she’ll give us donuts.”

"Is your integrity only worth this little donut?" the boy asked helplessly, covering his head.

"That's right." Even though he was wrong, he was still assertive.

Well, good-looking people definitely have an edge. Just look at the red and white shrine maidens at the Ruri Shrine; they subtly and overtly demand offerings from Li Wei every time they meet, and they've never been beaten up. If it were Gintoki, this persistent pest, he'd be sentenced to community service long ago.

After exchanging a few words with the King of the Weirdos, the boy turned to look at Zouken Matou, who had just been discarded like trash.

At this moment, his chest and below were torn into a mangled mess by Ren's casual touch, so bloody and mangled that unless he teleported to St. Juliana Hospital, he wouldn't be able to return due to insufficient equipment. At the same time, after Shinobu regained his body, she briefly powered Humbaba with her own magic, like using a used Alto's fuel tank to power an aircraft carrier, instantly draining him dry.

However, at this moment, Zouken Matou's eyes were clear, and his body no longer had the aura of decay. As he looked at Li Wei approaching, his complexion became slightly rosy.

Without a doubt, this was a final burst of energy before death.

"Ah, it's you, Tohsaka kid." He asked the question Li Wei had just posed: "Is it over?"

"With the end of Matou Zouken, both the future of the Matou family and your life are over." Although he didn't know why he was being called a boy from the Tohsaka family, Li Wei didn't mind exchanging a few words with a dying man.

"My later life was truly pathetic and despicable..."

As if he had finally realized something, Zouken Matou let out a final, mournful cry before stopping breathing.

A gust of evening wind blew by, and the body of this deeply sinful man turned to ashes and vanished with the wind. There was no more Matou Zouken in the world.

On the other side, the three accomplices of Zouken Matou, who had plotted to kill Zouken's heart and torso, were still alive. Their superhuman physical strength prevented them from being digested in a short time; they were just completely exhausted and so weak that they couldn't even lift a finger.

Li Wei immediately called the Fuyuki City Exorcism Division branch, and soon professionals would come to clean up the mess.

As the boy and Shin followed the rubble away, they were surprised to find another living person in the underground cave. Judging from the head that was sticking out, it should be Shinji Matou, the grandson of Zouken Matou.

At this moment, his entire body was covered with marking insects. The long-term torment had brought him to the brink of mental collapse. When he saw Li Wei, he managed to open his mouth with difficulty.

You could tell from his lips that he said, "Kill me."

Since that was the case, Li Wei chose to grant his wish. With a surge of magic, the seaweed-headed man, along with his grandfather, vanished with the wind.

"Where are you going next?"

Under the cover of night, the boy and Xin walked along the deserted street. Because of his slightly taller stature, the King of Monsters carried the boy with his arm around him, as if he wanted to devour him completely with his own body.

It truly lives up to its reputation as an oddity.

"I'm not going anywhere. I'll finish the task my friend entrusted to me first," she replied.

"Go find your friend's daughter and the boy she's engaged to?"

Li Wei remembers clearly that this is why he came to Japan.

I wonder which boy is so lucky to have a powerful and strange king act as his matchmaker; he must be very happy.

Unlike me, who inexplicably gained a fiancée because of my unreliable guardian, the silver-haired, naturally curly-haired man, the thought of it makes me furious.

"Well, the plan has changed slightly." The King of the Strange, having regained his complete memories, suddenly had a strange expression, as if he had thought of something very interesting: "Anyway, I'll handle it."

Since that's the case, Li Wei didn't ask any more questions, as long as she didn't cause trouble.

Having successfully foiled the Matou family's conspiracy and even managed to arrest three criminals with criminal records, the boy was in a very good mood.

Having finally made it to Fuyuki City, and having not seen Tohsaka for a long time, Li Wei gave himself a complete vacation, enjoying himself with the twin-tailed little devil as they traveled around, making the other blush when she saw him.

The only somewhat unexpected thing was that Sakura Tohsaka, Rin's younger sister, was particularly friendly to him, which made Li Wei have a very good impression of her.

This pleasant feeling lasted until the time was up and it was time to return to Tokyo.

"Is it over yet?"

The little devil with twin ponytails looked extremely disappointed, as if she was about to cry.

"It's alright, I'll come to the Clock Tower to see you when I have time," the young man whispered reassuringly.

"Then you must come often!"

"Ah."

"You need to call me at least once a week and have a video chat with me once a week."

"Ah."

"You're not allowed to mention other girls when you're with me."

"Ah."

"We chose Fuyuki as our wedding venue."

"Hmm...hmm?" The boy was taken aback. Why did they suddenly bring up marriage?

Then, seeing Li Wei's somewhat puzzled look, the twin-tailed devil pulled out a well-preserved marriage certificate from her bosom, which looked like it could be framed and hung up – in fact, that was exactly what she intended to do.

In an instant, Li Wei's murderous intent towards Sakata Gintoki surged once more.

Chapter 21 The number of fiancées is increasing rapidly, exponentially, and explosively.

"The familiar ceiling."

Inside the interrogation room of the Tokyo Exorcism Squad, a silver-haired man with naturally curly hair stared blankly at the sky with dead fish eyes.

This is the third time he's revisited this place this month, almost as often as he goes to Jiyuan Lotus Wine Shop to stroll through the flower market. He really treats the prison like his home. Anyone who didn't know better would think he really loves coming here.

"...What the hell?! Why did you arrest me again, you bastard!"

Sakata Gintoki was furious and was about to show Li Wei, who was on the judge's bench, his indomitable spirit as masculine as Billy King in the world-famous painting "The Philosopher Leads the People".

But when he saw the sword of light beside Li Wei, he immediately withdrew it.

Just kidding, this guy is really capable of stabbing people, and his medical skills are quite good. He can perform emergency treatment on the spot after stabbing someone, mainly by applying iodine to the blade and disinfecting it while slashing.

Forget it, I'm an adult, why should I stoop to the level of a child? A gentleman should humble himself and wait for the right time, not act rashly.

“Director Sakata, do you still have time to explain to me what this thing is all about?”

With a stern face, Li Wei showed the guy Rin Tohsaka's marriage certificate—also a photocopy—as if he was prepared to betray his own family if he couldn't explain it clearly.

"This...this..." Sakata Gintoki trembled violently, sweat pouring down his face: "Well, I can explain."

"You said it, I'm listening."

"It's my fault, really. I was drunk and confused, so I did whatever they told me to do."

Seeing that the die was cast and there was no going back, the silver-haired man with naturally curly hair wore an expression that said, "It was indeed my fault in this matter. Avi, you can kill me or torture me as you please. I will have no complaints whatsoever!"

"What's the point of killing or skinning you? The question is, what should we do now?"

"Avi, this marriage certificate is really just icing on the cake. Without this marriage certificate, would you abandon the Tohsaka family's daughter and let her marry another man?"

"..."

The phrase "silver hair with natural curls" left Li Wei speechless for a moment.

How could this happen?

Seeing that it was effective, Sakata Gintoki immediately pressed his advantage: "So you see, this is just stamping it in advance, it doesn't affect anything in the future."

This sweet-toothed good-for-nothing seems to have a point, but Li Wei can't be easily manipulated.

"How can I believe you only wrote one extra copy of this? What if you wrote one for other girls as well?"

"This... if I really do that, you can throw me into the Spring of Drowned Mother, put the Kempfer Bracelet on me, and make me become a Demon Ninja!" Sakata Gintoki swore a poisonous oath in order to survive.

So ruthless? This made the boy's suspicion of him fade a little.

……

Meanwhile, at Sakata Kindergarten, teacher Misato Aikawa is cleaning.

When they opened little Sister Maria's most precious chest to tidy up the messy items, they suddenly discovered something that looked particularly inconspicuous but was surprisingly well-preserved, completely out of character for the little sister's forgetful nature.

It's clear that Maria cherishes this document very much.

Are these her mother's belongings? They can't be kept in the box forever, they'll get damp.

Ms. Misato unfolded the document with concern, and two large red characters immediately caught her eye—[Marriage Certificate]

Misato Aikawa: "???"

……

Li Wei: "But then again, given how perverted you are, Director Sakata, this kind of thing might be a reward rather than a punishment for you."

"Am I really that unreliable in your eyes?" The silver-haired, naturally curly man looked utterly incredulous.

But the boy's eyes told him, "Yes, you really are unreliable."

……

Victor Condoria University, USA.

The genius girl, dressed in a white lab coat and with long red hair, raised her legs, which were in no way inferior to Rin Tohsaka's, and carefully, bit by bit, put on black stockings.

"Kurisu, why do you suddenly want to go back to Japan?" The researcher named Maho Hiyasada looked at the girl with some surprise.

"It's nothing, just dealing with a major life event." The indifferent girl maintained her poker face as always, picked up her suitcase, and walked out of the research lab.

Judging from the way she gripped her suitcase tightly, she didn't seem to be as calm as she appeared.

……

"Avi, I raised you from infancy, and now you don't trust me at all. The headmistress is really heartbroken..."

With his naturally curly silver hair, which looked all bark and no bite, even a kindergartener wouldn't be fooled. Li Wei watched his performance while petting the cat.

"By the way, where did this cat come from? I've never seen you own one before." Gintoki asked, partly out of curiosity and partly to change the subject.

"You mean Himari? I met her on the street. We have a great connection, so I'm planning to take her home and raise her."

Li Wei has a high affinity for small animals, but for some reason, lately he's been attracting white-haired sows or wild boar clan princesses.

"Stop interrupting me, you haven't explained your situation yet!"

……

"Hey, you are..."

After school, high school girl Akaya Moka walked out of Hakuou Academy alone when she was suddenly blocked by a blonde beauty.

She's stunningly beautiful; even I, a woman myself, can't help but marvel at her... But she wants to see me about something?

"Long time no see, Bradleypa. I really miss your face now." The King of the Weird looked his best friend up and down and couldn't help but sigh. "I've come to tell you something. I'm afraid I can't do the favor you asked me to do back then. That boy... I want him too."

"You shameless bitch, you actually have designs on Li Wei?"

After removing the cross, Akashiya Moka became sharp and aggressive, looking at Shin with a deadpan gaze: "Mother really did entrust the wrong person. Fortunately, I had a backup plan. It seems I need to help her get rid of the insects around her."

"Isn't this Moka? How dare she be so disrespectful to her elders. I have to teach my daughter a lesson on behalf of Bradleypa."

With a flick of his wrist, the demonic sword Heart Crossing appeared in his palm, and a battle between the two vampires was about to erupt.

……

“Chief Gintoki, you have already lost all credibility with me,” Li Wei emphasized repeatedly.

Sakata Gintoki: "You can't keep me locked up like this. Do you think I look like someone who would sell off his own handsome young man for a little money, and anyone who pays, or even a non-human, can get a marriage certificate?"

"Hard to say."

……

In the celestial realm, the abode of the gods, a woman whose face was obscured walked to the crystal-clear chamber and gazed at the pink-haired girl sleeping inside.