My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"What kind of arranged marriage is this? I don't want it! Don't just set me up with a future I don't like, you bastards!"

"Stop joking, my Rias. Do you know how much effort I put into finding such a good son-in-law?" The current head of the Gremory family, Geoticus Gremory, looked helplessly at his daughter, who was deeply troubled by this. "Take my advice. If you marry him, you will definitely produce a perfect heir."

"Seriously, is that guy named Li Wei really that good?" The red-haired devilish young lady glared angrily: "You've been praising him to the skies, mentioning him every day lately."

"See for yourself."

The next second, a photo of a handsome young man, 1.72 meters tall, with a kind and courteous appearance, was presented to the girl. The young lady named Rias Gremory immediately understood that this young man really was that good.

"Um..." The girl suddenly became shy and didn't dare to look at her father: "Where did you find this guy?"

“Ah, that was more than ten years ago.” Geoticus sighed. “A group of people came to Hell to cause trouble that time, and we became friends after a fight. One of them, named Sakata Gintoki, owed me about 2000 yen from playing mahjong and couldn’t pay it back, so he used this kid to settle the debt.”

"Eh!?"

……

"So, if it weren't for money, you wouldn't use me as a bargaining chip?" Li Wei asked, half believing and half doubting.

“Of course, I, Sakata Gintoki, am not a casual person.” The silver-haired man with naturally curly hair patted his chest loudly.

……

In the territory of the Japanese cat demon clan, the clan leader is giving earnest instructions to the most promising young descendant.

"After I go to Tokyo, I must take good care of my master. This is a promise I made with his guardian more than ten years ago."

"Yes, Chieftain!" The girl with long, straight black hair, holding a long sword, looked serious and was ready to go.

"Sigh, I don't know if this decision is good or bad."

The cat demon clan chief's head aches whenever he thinks of that silver-haired, naturally curly-haired man who dares to write anything when he's drunk.

……

"You're not a casual person? I bet you're not human when you get casual!"

"How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air?" Sakata Gintoki's face turned red. "My mouth is very tight. People who eat with knives don't live long if they keep their mouths loose."

……

"Mother, this is..."

A little devil with red twin ponytails looked at the marriage certificate her mother showed her and let out a loud exclamation, her surprise barely concealed, which made her younger sister with long black hair peek out frequently.

"You like it, right? I put a lot of effort into it."

"Mom is the best!" Rin Tohsaka rolled around on the bed, clutching the marriage certificate, and began to enjoy the wonderful life ahead.

"Mother, what's wrong with my sister...?"

Looking at her older sister, who seemed to have suddenly fallen ill, Sakura Tohsaka was somewhat bewildered.

"It's nothing, I just used a little trick." Recalling how skillfully she signed the marriage certificate after downing two bottles of wine, Mrs. Tohsaka revealed a victorious smile.

……

"You've tricked me this once?" Li Wei looked at him with some unease.

"Of course, I, Sakata Gintoki, keep my word." The silver-haired, naturally curly man lied without batting an eye.

……

Meanwhile, both inside and outside Japan, in the public and private worlds, countless girls saw their marriage certificates with a certain boy and began to dream about their happy future life together.

Chapter 14 How does a fox call?

Kyoto, formerly known as Heian-kyo, is a city built by Japan during the Sui and Tang dynasties, modeled after Chang'an. It was the capital of Japan until the Black Ships incident forced Japan to open its doors. Today, it is the territory of the great yokai Hagoromo-Gitsune.

Li Wei was walking on the road leading to the territory occupied by demons.

Many years ago, the strong among humans and the demons had a friendly exchange, fully exchanging opinions, enhancing mutual understanding, and finally reaching an agreement.

Magicians and Onmyoji (yin-yang masters) created a small world specifically for demons to inhabit, with neither interfering with the lives of ordinary humans. The capital city occupied by the demons was nominally under government jurisdiction, but in reality, it was no different from the regional military governors of the late Tang Dynasty.

As time passed and Li Wei grew up, he mastered the ability of [Territory Creation] and was responsible for maintaining the small world of Kyoto. He was also very familiar with the demons of this generation.

The only problem is that every time I come here, I have to fight the fox sister to the last moment, and I lose a lot of magic power on the way back.

Wherever the boy went, the surrounding demons would stop and pay their highest respects to the powerful.

Demons are creatures that truly admire strength; if you are stronger than them, they will acknowledge you as their master. But once their strength declines, they will retaliate without hesitation.

Yes, Sister Fox once joked in bed that if one day his fighting power was no longer enough, he would transform his body into armor and wear it every day.

The result was naturally that Li Wei launched a counterattack and defeated his opponent. For details, please refer to the chapter "The Subduing Fox" in the famous Chinese literary work "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio".

"Hey, look who's here! Isn't this my adorable Avi?"

Inside the traditional Japanese-style hall at the very center of the entire small world, the long-haired girl in a black sailor uniform sitting gracefully on a chair is none other than Hagoromo-Gitsune, a great yokai who has been famous in Japan for hundreds of years.

"Sister Yamabuki, stop joking around," Li Wei said helplessly.

"Oh ho, wasn't it you who promised to be a member of the Yamabuki family? I'm so sad."

"Don't cry, Yamabuki-nee, you don't even have a single tear."

Yamabuki Otome—that was the name Hagoromo Gitsune told him when he first met her.

Hundreds of years ago, Nura Nurarihyon of the Nura Clan killed her. Yamabuki Otome is her reincarnation name. She was once pursued by Nura Nurarihyon's son, Nura Rihan—of course, he did not succeed.

Li Wei had met Nura Rihan, a talented second-generation half-demon, during a meeting in Tokyo, and they had a good relationship.

"Honestly, she was so easy to fool at first. She would come over and comfort me as soon as I cried a little. She's not as cute as she was when she was little."

The nine fox tails behind him wrapped around Li Wei and pulled him in front of him, pinching the boy's face as they sighed.

"Who is responsible for this situation, Yamabuki-nee?" Li Wei sighed as he endured her pinching and prodding all over him.

I used to trust the other person very much, but like the shepherd boy in the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," after being fooled so many times, my trust was ruined.

At first, the fox sister said to him, "Avi, there's a problem with my little world. Can you help me fix it?"

So Li Wei happily took the magic items and went to help, spending three days fixing all the loopholes.

Then, the fox sister said to him, "Avi, my body hasn't fully recovered from the injuries I sustained years ago. Could you help me with the treatment?"

So, Li Wei happily carried his medical kit to help, providing hands-on, heart-to-heart care, and being held in the arms of the fox sister to feel her heartbeat during treatment.

Then, the fox sister said to him, "Avi, I just fought with a certain king of monsters, a golden-haired vampire, and I need to replenish my mana. Can we exchange some bodily fluids?"

So, Li Wei, somewhat strangely, went to help with the magic-replenishing items. The fox sister put him in her clothes and kept him there for a week, giving him deep kisses every now and then, until the tornado sister came knocking on the door and finally released him.

Finally, the fox sister said to him, "Avi, I had a very unsuccessful child before, and now I want a qualified heir. Can you help me with that?"

So, before Li Wei could even agree, the fox sister kidnapped him and took him away for a month. In the end, she was so fed by the boy that even his burps smelled of photinia flowers. It seemed like if this continued, she would really have to "subdue the fox" before she would let him go.

Trust is eroded little by little in this way.

"Alright, Yamabuki-nee, I have something important to tell you."

Suppressing the strange feeling of being teased by the fox's tail, Levi pulled out the disgruntled, already restless blonde girl, Shinobu Fujibayashi, from his shadow and showed her to Yamabuki-nee in the pose Rafiki lifted up young Simba in "The Lion King".

Without a doubt, Hagoromo Gitsune's expression changed drastically the moment she saw the blonde girl.

"This is……"

Sure enough, she recognized him.

"Is this your daughter with Yukari Yakumo? She's really cute."

Taking the little girl in her arms, the fox sister enjoyed the pleasure of teasing Li Wei and the little girl at the same time: "I knew that bastard wouldn't be so simple. I didn't expect him to actually make a move."

Li Wei: "..." So there really are people in this world who think the same way as Gintoki.

Oh, Sister Fox isn't human, then it's alright.

"I wish my child could be born this easily."

"Yamabuki-nee, this is clearly not my child, is it?" the boy couldn't help but protest.

"Just kidding, of course I know who she is."

Seeing him like this, Yamabuki couldn't help but kiss Li Wei again before giving the answer: "The iron-blooded, hot-blooded, cold-blooded vampire, the weirdest of the weird, the weirdest killer, the queen of weird, her name is Kiss-Shot Acerolarios Heart Under the Blade."

"I can't remember so many names," the blonde girl said, a little confused.

"Just remember your name is Blade Heart."

Refocusing her attention on Li Wei, Hagoromo Gitsune once again revealed her extremely sadistic smile: "Li Wei, are you here to get back the left leg that I took from this guy?"

"If possible." The boy nodded, acknowledging his purpose.

Shinobu seems like a good kid. Ms. Fujibayashi Kyou likes her very much and will help her whenever she can.

"Oh my god, how audacious! You actually want me to vomit up what I've already eaten."

The fox-like woman sat primly like a lady from ancient times, yet uttered words completely at odds with her appearance: "But if it's Avi, that's fine, since she often sticks her Noble Phantasm into my stomach and then pulls it out~"

"However, this isn't free. If you want it, let's make an exchange."

Then, the beautiful girl with long, straight black hair stretched out her legs: "Come drink my wakame sake~"

PS1: Because the second volume included a storyline about Sora and Yu's incestuous relationship, some readers thought it was a pairing of Minato and a gift to a girl. That chapter has been reported and taken down, and the book's tags have been heavily criticized.

If you have time, dear readers, please give this book a thumbs up to avoid new readers thinking that the book is really sick.

The author expresses his deepest gratitude.

PS2: The following is the content of the chapter from "The Fox Spirit" in Liaozhai:

A certain historian, bewitched by a fox, fell ill and became emaciated. Having exhausted all talismans and exorcisms, he begged for leave to return home, hoping to escape. The historian departed, but the fox followed him. Terrified, he had no plan. One day, he stopped at Zhuo. Outside the gate was a traveling healer who claimed to be able to subdue foxes. The historian invited him in. He was given medicine, which turned out to be a sexual technique. After the physician hastily took it, the man and the fox had intercourse, and the man was irresistibly powerful. The fox recoiled, pleading to stop; but the physician refused, and the fox became even more aggressive. The fox struggled to escape, but could not get away. After a while, there was no sound. Upon inspection, the fox appeared in its true form and died.

Chapter 15: Deciding to Go to Fuyuki

Because he had been drinking very late, it would be very troublesome to go back to Tokyo, so Li Wei will stay at Little World in Kyoto tonight.

Like the Ryougi family, this place also has a bedroom just for him. However, since he grew up, he rarely sleeps there anymore.

After some communication, Li Wei successfully made Hagoromo Gitsune spit out what she had eaten. Now, the little girl who had absorbed his left leg has obviously grown a bit, from about eight years old to about twelve years old, a senior elementary school student.

This is cruel to some people with a fetish for young girls, but wonderful to others who are into loli.

The blonde vampire, whose full name is Kiss-Shot Acerolario Lyon Heart Under the Blade, is currently named Shinobu Fujibayashi and is sitting on the bed in Levi's bedroom eating a donut.

"It's unbelievable that food made from cheap wheat and corn extracts could be so irresistibly appealing."

Completely lacking any sense of propriety, even though her body had grown a size, she simply and casually stuck on a band-aid. Although her posture wasn't crude, it easily made onlookers blush.

If Ms. Fujibayashi saw this scene, she would definitely pull her up and give her a good scolding, saying things like "Don't eat in bed" or "You must wear proper underwear." But this is a place where demons dwell, so Shinobu can be a little more unrestrained.

Li Wei, he's really a good man.

Once I've fully recovered my strength, regained all my memories, and completed the task my old friend entrusted to me—finding a son-in-law—I must reward him handsomely... but what should I reward him with?

Since all the True Ancestors were wiped out by some wild girl from who-knows-where hundreds of years ago, no new True Ancestors have appeared. My title is just King of the Strange, which has no imposing presence at all. It seems difficult to attract that kid to become my familiar.

Or we could start with something simple: let him pat Yu's head to show his loyalty. That's a reward no one has ever received before.

As for more, we can take it one step at a time.

Having made her plans, the golden-haired girl, now an otome, continues to await the boy's return, at which time she will bestow upon him a precious honor.

She just didn't know that the boy probably wouldn't be coming back tonight.

……

Meanwhile, on the large bed in the palace of Hagoromo Gitsune, the lord of yokai in Kyoto, Li Wei was unaware that a vampire was waiting for him in his bedroom.

My hair was slightly damp because I had just finished soaking in the hot spring. There was obviously no hairdryer here, but thankfully it wasn't too much of a problem, so I could lie on the bed as I pleased.

She wore a simple bathrobe and wasn't covered by a blanket; instead, she had nine tails resembling the tentacles of a fox spirit. Whether used as a weapon, a blanket, or for a special purpose during mana replenishment, they were all quite versatile.

Having just survived a bloody battle, the boy closed his eyes to rest, enjoying the gentle massage from the fox tail.

"Honestly, you're so old, you still need to be more careful."

Wearing only a bathrobe, Yamabuki-nee naturally held the boy in her arms, just like when he was a child, carefully removing a hair from the boy's mouth to prevent any problems.

Rather than Hagoromo Gitsune, she should now be called Yamabuki Otome—the fox sister's personality is currently in a coma.

Just like holding a small child, Yamabuki Otome gently supported Li Wei with her tail, soothing him like patting an infant.