My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"Of course it's true. We're a monster who's lived for hundreds of years. Our memories contain a vast amount of knowledge and magic. It's perfectly normal for us to be coveted."

"Alright then, I'll take that as the truth." Li Wei nodded. "What is your purpose in coming to Japan?"

“I have an old friend who ran out of magic more than ten years ago and had to fall into a deep sleep in his daughter’s body. Before falling asleep, he arranged a marriage for his daughter and told us to come and wake her up on her 16th birthday.” The blonde eccentric lady answered very seriously, “Next month is the appointed day, so I’m here.”

"What's your friend's name?"

"We forgot."

"What's your friend's daughter's name?"

"We forgot."

What's the name of the boy who's engaged to your friend's daughter?

"We forgot."

What was the name of the person you arranged for your friend's daughter to get engaged?

"We forgot."

"Besides 'we forgot,' can you say anything else?"

"Have we really forgotten...?"

The blonde hair looked odd, and she looked extremely aggrieved.

Chapter 8 This is not my daughter

"Strange" is a general term used by humans to refer to supernatural phenomena, including but not limited to monsters, evil spirits, demons, or other mythical creatures. Most of these phenomena are highly dangerous to humans, and ordinary people should avoid contact with them as much as possible.

Without a doubt, vampires are a typical example, and one that Li Wei has met many times and even had in-depth conversations with.

Overall, it's quite easy to communicate with them.

"I generally believe what you're saying."

After taking the statement, Li Wei put the notebook back in his bag and looked at the golden retriever lying on the floor again: "The situation has been fully recorded. I'll have someone investigate when I get back. By the way, how can you get back to normal in your current state?"

"Let us drink your blood and become our kin."

"...Let's try another approach."

The boy wasn't reluctant to part with the blood; he was simply thinking about the life of this blond oddball.

Otherwise, if this person had just absorbed Livi's blood and transformed him into a familiar, and then cast a bunch of alarm spells on herself, a certain blond, idiotic vampire who was sleeping in the Millennium City would instantly wake up, shouting, "Livi, you're cheating on me! I haven't even transformed you yet!" while charging over with "Waaagh!!!" and punching her into a cookie.

That's terrifying, bro.

"We're vampires, after all. Blood is the source of our power. How can we live without it?"

"..."

That's what they say, but actually there's another liquid in the boy's body that's ten times more effective than fresh blood, but that can't be counted, so I'll give it to you.

“In that case, there really isn’t any other way.” Li Wei sighed, stretched out his arm in front of the blond oddball, and gestured for him to open his mouth: “Don’t even think about converting familiars. I can give you some blood, but don’t overdo it.”

After saying that, he cut open the blood vessel, and a stream of blood gushed out and slid straight into the woman's mouth through the wound.

The moment her tongue touched Li Wei's blood, her originally pale face regained some color, and her cold and calm eyes turned into a look of surprise.

Unlike any blood she had ever tasted before, the boy's blood contained an unimaginable vitality. The severed life force was like a plant in a drought coming into contact with water, and her damaged body was quickly repaired. In a short moment, this blood helped her more than ten or even nine normal people.

Moreover, Li Wei's blood had an intoxicating fragrance, seemingly possessing a strong aphrodisiac effect on female monsters. As a vampire who had lived for six hundred years, she looked at Li Wei's face and found her breathing somewhat heavy.

It's a real shame that the precious blood was only given to her a tiny bit before the treatment stopped, just enough to pull her out of death without causing any trouble.

The sense of loss from regaining something precious only to lose it again almost made her cry out. Instinctively, she reached out her hands, trying to hug the arm that had given her the liquid of ultimate pleasure.

"Huh?" Li Wei exclaimed in surprise.

What surprised the boy was not her strange, morbid fascination with her bodily fluids, but the changes in her body.

Young girl.

A very, very cute little girl.

Around eight years old, with soft, long golden hair and delicate, flawless skin, he looked quite imposing. Because his body had shrunk, he couldn't fit into a red evening gown and was completely naked, staring at his little girl with his dazzling golden eyes.

Its appearance is nine-tenths similar to the larger version of the monster, only much smaller. If it weren't for the fact that there is no shadow on the ground, no one would think that this child is a monster.

Zhenshi is so cute! I never expected that the domineering big beauty from just now would be so adorable after shrinking down.

"that……"

As her body shrank, the little girl's voice also became more adorable. Looking at the boy's scabbed wounds, tears of emotion streamed down her face.

If it were someone with a distorted sense of fantasy, they might be willing to give up all the blood in their body just to have this incredibly cute little girl step on them.

"Due to insufficient energy, did it choose to degenerate in order to maintain overall harmony?"

Looking at the young girl in his arms, who, unable to bite through his skin, could only instinctively lick the tender flesh of his neck, resulting in drool everywhere, Li Wei fell into deep thought.

In nature, fish will also consume muscle and bone to survive by reducing their body size if they do not have enough food.

"Until we prove you are completely harmless, this is all the drinks we can give you."

Just like parents who strictly forbid their children from staying up late, Li Wei said very seriously, "How are you now? Have you remembered anything?"

"I remember a little bit. Among the groups of people who plotted against me before, one of them was actually an old friend of mine for many years."

Despite not even having a band-aid, the strange little girl showed no discomfort, racking her brains to remember: "But I still can't remember her name."

"Any physical characteristics?" Li Wei pressed.

"She has long, straight black hair, and her age... looks about your age."

Can someone be a weirdo who looks as young as a high school student? That would be weird too.

"She likes to wear black sailor uniforms and black stockings, and her whole body is pitch black. If you were to draw her, it would take at least half a bottle of ink."

What you've said reminds me of someone I used to know.

"An insatiable thirst for magic."

That makes it even more like it.

"It also has nine tails."

"Very good, I have a general understanding of the situation."

Li Wei nodded, then fell into deep thought.

What should we do now? We can't just abandon her, but taking the child to the exorcism group doesn't seem like a good idea either.

It's better to keep it with you at all times; that way, you'll feel more at ease.

The boy looked at the blonde girl, who was still struggling with her skin's defenses and whose fighting power was probably no better than that of a goose, and made a decision.

……

Ten minutes later, at Sakata Kindergarten.

After a day of voluntary labor, the silver-haired, naturally curly man lay on the sofa like a useless person watching TV, with cloyingly sweet cakes and donuts on the coffee table.

No matter how gently Ms. Aikawa advised, "This can't go on, Principal," or how Ms. Fujibayashi threw a dictionary at him and shouted, "You'll get diabetes sooner or later, you idiot!" it was all in vain.

Just like he said, this guy is ready to eat and drink as he pleases and live out his short life.

"Who is it, knocking on the door at this hour?"

Upon hearing the kindergarten doorbell ring, Sakata Gintoki angrily got up to open the door, clutching his back. The voluntary labor he had been doing for a while was quite challenging for him, who had become a complete slacker.

Stepping out of the building, the first thing I saw when I saw Li Wei was, "I hope he found out I skipped work and came home early today." But then I noticed the blonde little girl in the boy's arms.

Yes, that's right, it's a young girl.

Taking a deep breath and gradually calming down, the great kindergarten principal, Sakata Gintoki, turned around and shouted:

"Fujibayashi! Aikawa! Come out quickly! Li Wei has taken his daughter back to his hometown!"

An explosion occurred instantly inside the kindergarten.

Chapter 9. Yakumo Yukari is the mother of the child, right?

Inside the Sakata Kindergarten, Aikawa Misato held her blonde toddler, stroking and patting her from head to toe, exuding a pure and maternal love.

"What an adorable child! Really, Avi has finally brought a baby home! I've been waiting for this for years!"

As she said this, she kissed, hugged, and lifted the blonde little girl high in the air, looking very enviable.

Sitting opposite her was Fujibayashi Kyou, who was holding a donut and patting it to feed her.

"Little friend, who is your mother?"

“My mother? That was six hundred years ago. My parents’ names have long been erased from history.”

The young girl, who was initially very disobedient and arrogant, quickly lost her temper after encountering two teachers who were very good at dealing with children.

Surprisingly, despite being an oddity and a vampire, he has an unusually high acceptance of donuts.

After being fed a bite of Sakata Gintoki's donut by Fujibayashi Kyou, she immediately calmed down and answered every question, becoming incredibly obedient.

"So what's your name?" Fujibayashi Kyou continued to ask.

"My mind was severely injured in the previous battle, and a large part of it was sealed away by an unknown magician, so I cannot answer your question."

Where do you live?

"I consider the whole world my home, and this place is my honor to be here. You should feel ashamed of your humble appearance and honored by my presence."

The two teachers exchanged a glance and quickly reached an agreement.

This is an orphan that Li Wei picked up, and like the little nun Maria, he has chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

It's so sad that the child lost both parents at such a young age. He must have suffered a lot.

Thinking of this, the two teachers were overwhelmed with maternal instincts and almost drowned the blonde little girl.

On the other side, Li Wei and Sakata Gintoki were sitting opposite each other, discussing topics between men.

"It's all my fault. I didn't pay much attention to your safety because you were such a good boy, which led to this situation." Sakata Gintoki said these incomprehensible words with a pained expression.

"..." What kind of nonsense are you imagining now, you silver-haired, naturally curly-haired guy?

"It's too late to say anything now. What's done is done, and there's no going back. I'm so glad you're willing to bring the child back. Don't worry, with us here, the child will definitely grow up healthy."

"..." You good-for-nothing, saying such things with two teachers in tow, gives off a feeling of Liu Shan claiming to be leading Zhao Yun in a chaotic rampage at Changban Slope.

"When are you planning to get married? Who will register the child's household registration? If it's really not possible, we can temporarily place the child in our kindergarten, and you can come and pick them up after you graduate from university."

"Excuse me, Principal Sakata, could you tell me where this child you see comes from?"

"Huh? Isn't it because you're too cute and often flirt with those married women, causing them to go wild and sneak into the kindergarten while Fujibayashi and I are away, run you over, and then give birth to you and make you pay for it?" Sakata Gintoki said some very explosive things on his own.

"Use your brain, will you? I'm sixteen years old, and this kid looks about eight. Does that mean I was fertile at eight?" Li Wei covered his head, feeling like there was a communication barrier between them.

"That's hard to say, after all, you definitely had it when you were ten years old." The silver-haired, naturally curly man said confidently, "I was the one who took you to the hospital back then."

"The guy who can get a woman pregnant at eight years old is called Cú Chulainn. Although we were both taught by Scáthach, we can't really be considered the same person."

"That's about it. By the way, who's the mother of this child?"

Sakata Gintoki looked thoughtfully at the little girl's beautiful blonde hair: "Judging from this hair color, could it be Shizuka Marikawa?"

"Director Sakata?"

"No, no, although that girl, Marikawa, is extremely fond of you, she's completely incompetent. She got stuck on a wall because of her large breasts, so she probably doesn't have the ability to do that. Then who is it? Could it be Ms. Misaka Misuzu?"

"Sakata Gintoki?"

"That's not right either. Although she has no problem with her mobility, the hair color doesn't match, and the face doesn't look quite like hers. Besides, she hadn't moved here when you were eight years old."

"Can't you, with your silver, naturally curly hair, just listen to what people are saying?"

"Oh, I see!" A mind-blowing insight flashed through his mind like lightning, instantly smoothing out his cerebral cortex: "Blonde hair, capable of movement, I've known you for a long time, you were able to bypass both my and Fujibayashi's defenses, and you even look somewhat alike, there's only one truth! The one who crushed you in the night raid was Yakumo Yukari!"

"boom!"

"Hey."

After Li Wei landed a punch, the guy finally came to his senses.

A person who is not stern will not command respect. Oberon's explanation is that a person cannot establish authority without taking drastic measures, and today's experience confirms that this is indeed the case.