My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"Well, on my way to the convenience store, I found a middle-aged woman who was hungover, and you were the first person I thought of..."

"Isn't this even more unhealthy?!"

The next second, Tohsaka pulled out her phone and frantically typed, posting a help request in the first section of the forum: "What should I do? I really like... a boy I like came knocking on my door in the middle of the night, and he brought along a married woman he picked up on the street. Should I open the door? I'm waiting online, it's urgent."

"Your brain is unhealthy, you idiot! What are you thinking?!" Li Wei said as he knocked on the door, his posture resembling that of a worker delivering water to his wife: "I need your help right now!"

"No, give me some time to prepare, at least let me put on some socks, otherwise I'll be embarrassed!"

"What's on my friend's mind all day long?"

Outside the door, the helpless young man sighed and said this.

Chapter 46 Kids these days are so precocious!

Ten minutes later, inside Rin Tohsaka's house.

Li Wei carefully placed the older sister, who was already unconscious from drunkenness, on the bed. Then he turned around and looked at the little devil with pigtails standing behind him, looking displeased.

"So..." The boy decided to tell the truth and explain that he did not have any thoughts about replenishing mana, replenishing mana, or replenishing mana.

It's the same even if you wear socks.

However, before he could explain, Rin Tohsaka had already taken the initiative and covered his eyes in a flustered manner.

While Li Wei was still wondering what kind of crazy idea this guy was coming up with, the little devil said in a thoughtful tone, "No, I still can't accept three people together the first time."

"..." It seems this guy has misunderstood even more deeply.

"I...I know I'm very charming, and it's normal for you to be infatuated with me. Otherwise, why don't you video chat with my parents first, so that if I bring you home, my dad won't get so excited that he'll pull out some family heirloom, like a jeweled sword, and give you a good beating."

"..." Did you inadvertently mention something you desperately want to hate?

"The first child we have after we get married will inherit the Tohsaka family business. Later, we can buy a house by the sea, have two sons, three daughters, and raise two dogs."

"..." Now it's clear that this guy completely misunderstood.

"But no matter what, I can't accept sleeping in the same bed with another woman. Please call the police right now; that should count as turning yourself in. I know that kidnapping women will get you jail time and forced to eat pork chops... but it's okay, I won't look down on you. Even if everyone else looks at you with prejudice, I will... sob sob sob..."

"..." What this guy said was quite touching.

But the problem is, aren't you the one looking at me with prejudice?

"If I had discovered your need sooner, maybe none of this would have happened..."

"If this keeps going, I'm about to turn myself in," Li Wei sighed, saying helplessly. "I really didn't kidnap this woman; I just picked her up on the way."

"Even if you find it, it won't do!"

The little devil with twin ponytails raised her voice by twenty decibels, her face full of righteous indignation: "Don't think that just because you're handsome, have good grades, are good at sports, have beautiful handwriting, and are good at charming girls, you can do whatever you want."

"..." What kind of things do girls think about these days?

……

Another ten minutes passed.

Li Wei had no choice but to press Rin Tohsaka down on the bed and cover her mouth. In her initial fear, then resignation, and finally her clinging to him, she revealed the whole story.

Confucius once said that women and petty men are the most difficult to deal with; if you get close to them, they become disrespectful, and if you keep your distance, they resent you. He certainly knew this.

If you try to explain things to her nicely but she won't listen, a firmer approach might be more effective.

"Oh, I see. You should have said so earlier."

The little devil with twin ponytails straightened her disheveled clothes, her tone full of complaints, completely oblivious to the fact that the reason Li Wei couldn't say it was her own self-awareness.

On the other hand, the fact that she could believe him so easily was also due to Li Wei's consistently excellent character; he was indeed a gentleman.

"Then call the police, or call her family," Tohsaka suggested again.

"The professionalism of the Japanese police is truly worrying, and besides, her phone is password protected; there's no way to find her contact information." These young men had already considered this: "Not everyone is like you, knowing I can guess your password but refusing to change it—it's practically inviting me to search for it!"

"Why not just send it to your house? Why do you have to bring it to my house?"

“On the one hand, I just moved today and the house isn’t clean yet,” Li Wei explained. “On the other hand, Hiratsuka-nee is worried about my safety, so Lucy is staying with me now. I’m afraid that if I don’t keep an eye on her, Lucy might mistake her for an intruder and kill her.”

"...That's it."

Remembering a certain pink-haired girl he'd seen before, Tohsaka subconsciously shuddered. Was that thing even human?

After I marry Avi, should I keep that thing or not? According to the magician's theory, keeping that thing isn't strange, it's even considered a low-class thing.

But the thought of being with Lucy made the twin-tailed devil instinctively feel physically uncomfortable.

We can only deal with it slowly after the marriage.

And so, with the matter of dealing with Lucy temporarily put aside, the next step was to decide what to do that night.

"I only have two beds at home. This one is already occupied by her. So what are you going to do? Leave her here and go home to sleep?"

The twin-tailed little devil yawned; it was well past her normal sleeping time.

Staying up late is bad for your appearance, even if you're a minor. Especially since you have to go to school the next day, if you're not in good spirits and get called out or punished, you'll blame it all on that rascal Li Wei.

"It's already too late to abandon him. Since I picked him up, how can I just dump him on you and leave? Am I less of a person than Hua Xin?"

Li Weiyi refused sternly: "Sleeping on the sofa is fine. Yuansaka, give me a set of your extra blankets and pillows."

"What are you thinking? I live here all by myself, there's no extra blanket for you."

"Never mind if you don't have any. I can just make do on the sofa for the night." Li Wei was always indifferent.

This little setback is nothing more than a stone on the path of cultivating a virtuous person.

"Well... that's not good either. It'll make you stiff-necked and you'll easily catch a cold." The little devil with pigtails seemed to have made up her mind: "How about you sleep in the bed with me?"

"However, I'm drawing a line. If you dare to cross it like last time, you'll die a hundred times over."

“You were the one who crossed the line last time,” Li Wei couldn’t help but retort.

"No Road Race!"

"Actually, there's no need to go through all that trouble, I'm already awake."

Lying in bed, the drunken older sister, whom Li Wei had seen returning home, was looking at the two children in front of her with a pleased expression, looking very satisfied, as if she had seen something good.

That kind of look is very awkward.

"These young people nowadays... Hmph, don't make that face." His drunkenness had subsided by about 60-70%, and he felt no remorse for what he'd done. He continued to look at Li Wei and Rin Tohsaka with a cheerful gaze: "Don't worry about me, you two can continue~"

"May I ask when you woke up, big sister?" Li Wei asked politely.

"It was when you were on top of this girl just now, with one hand holding her arm and the other covering her mouth, while the girl's legs were wrapped around your waist."

The married woman, who was as ripe as a peach and exuded feminine charm, felt a little regretful.

I should have lay down a little longer; then I could have seen an even more enjoyable scene!

Li Wei: "Shall we continue, Tohsaka?"

"Aaaaaaaahh ...

Chapter 47 The Crying Big Sister

To be honest, it was quite awkward.

The atmosphere was fine before, but now that there's someone sober, I suddenly feel restricted.

At this moment, the capable and mature married woman with short hair first sized up Li Wei, then examined Tohsaka, and finally met the boy's eyes.

"Young man, is this girl your girlfriend?"

Although it wasn't said, Li Wei could tell with his toes that "this child" referred to the little devil with twin ponytails beside him.

You're really getting straight to the point, big sister. Is this what the adult world is like?

"that……"

Compared to her direct and to-the-point remarks about the popular older sister, Tohsaka's biggest emotion was when she said "your girlfriend".

Honestly, I'm so shy.

Do you want to explain that you misunderstood? Are we just ordinary classmates who can share a bed?

Rin Tohsaka's affection for her older sister increases by 5.

"But she's not as cute as my daughter."

Rin Tohsaka's affection level towards her older sister has decreased by 10.

“I think you’ve misunderstood.” Li Wei looked at the older sister calmly and said, “My relationship with Tohsaka is not that complicated. She is not my girlfriend.”

He's starting to get a feel for it now.

This older sister, like the super-sized Yukinoshita I met last time, is the type who likes to use her adulthood to take control of the conversation.

However, compared to the overbearing and domineering nature of the super-sized Yukinoshita, this one has a more playful personality.

Of course, the teasing was never excessive; a normal child would probably have been at a loss for words.

Fortunately, Li Wei has plenty of experience dealing with married women, so as long as he takes it seriously and maintains the right attitude, everything will be fine.

“Rin is not my girlfriend.” He emphasized again, “She is my family.”

In a daze, the boy seemed to hear a notification sound indicating that Rin Tohsaka's affection level had increased by 20.

"Oh……"

Hearing Li Wei's earnest and calm answer, the older woman opposite him nodded, as if she had gotten to know him again, and her attitude became more respectful.

At least we're not treating each other like children anymore.

I originally thought that boys and girls of this age would blush and hurriedly deny it if they were teased, but the result was completely different from what I imagined.

"Li Wei, Rin Tohsaka." After briefly introducing himself and the twin-tailed little devil, the boy looked at the older sister again: "As a doctor, I suggest you drink less alcohol in the future; it's very bad for your health."

"Little brother, are you a doctor?" the older sister teased instinctively. "Do you have a medical license?"

"No."

"That's practicing medicine without a license!"

“If you insist on saying it that way, then there’s no problem at all.” Li Wei calmly made the diagnosis: “It’s just that you do have a problem with your health. You need to be more careful about your private life. Excessive indulgence will make you age very quickly.”

In addition, it's important to take care of yourself. If possible, it's best to go to the hospital for a thorough check-up; otherwise, it will almost certainly develop leukemia within ten years.

"...Really? It's that serious."

I don't know if they were intimidated by Li Wei's upright attitude and the righteousness he had cultivated over a long period of time, or frightened by the consequences of leukemia.

In short, the other party, quite unusually, backed down and seemed somewhat at a loss.

But it only lasted for a short while.

"But I've lost the will to live." The older woman immediately became dejected again: "Even my daughter hates me, what's the point of life?"

He can't stop talking about his daughter; he's a doting father who spoils his daughter to the extreme.

"As a doctor, I've witnessed countless partings and deaths, joys and sorrows, and I've met countless people who say they don't want to live anymore." The young man didn't intend to dwell on it: "But without exception, they didn't truly not want to live, it's just..."

"Just what?"

“I just crave attention, crave to be valued, crave…” Recalling the patients he had encountered, Li Wei’s voice became solemn: “I crave that the people I love can love me back.”

"..."

The older sister was once again at a loss.

He opened his mouth as if to say something, but in the end, he couldn't say anything at all.

Or rather, before the words were even spoken, some tears welled up in the corners of their eyes, silencing the words they were about to say.

It was like venting, or perhaps a release. The once dignified older sister suddenly broke down in tears.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

She kept apologizing, kneeling on the bed, shedding her protective shell, apologizing to whoever she was apologizing to.

After a long time, her crying gradually subsided, turning into soft sobs.