My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"So, the two elements..."

"I understand, this is our future child, right?"

"It's so good that you understand." As expected of the Two Elements, they easily comprehended things that others, who were suffering from mental shock, could not understand.

Shi nodded, then reopened the door: "Go out for a bit, do whatever you want."

"Eh?"

"I need to have a good talk with this child about our mother-daughter relationship and correct some of her inappropriate habits." Ryougi said in a hostess-like manner, "Come back in an hour... no, two hours later."

"no problem?"

"no problem."

With these words, Li Wei was slinked out of the house.

"Wait, Dad, don't leave Mom and me alone..."

Before leaving, Wei Na seemed to want to say something, but before she could, the door was slammed shut, and what awaited her was a life-long discussion about motherly love and filial piety.

I'm sorry, Mina, Dad can't help you with this.

……

"Oh my, what a rare guest! You brat, instead of being at home interacting with women, you've come here to see me. Has the sun risen in the west?"

Because her Jiyuan 50% discount card was confiscated, the silver-haired girl with naturally curly hair could only stay in the kindergarten, eating snacks while mocking the boy in front of her, showing no remorse whatsoever.

The snacks still have a lethal level of sugar content; if you have low blood sugar, eating one would make you need to inject insulin immediately.

Not far away, Shinobu and Maria were playing a game of nun versus vampire, and the laughter of the little girl playing was particularly pleasant.

The thought that the little nun would grow up to be someone with a figure surpassing that of Sister Juchuan, and that she would often engage in nun play made him a little embarrassed to see her.

The saying "I dare not look at Guanyin from now on" probably refers to this.

Thinking about the family drama unfolding at home, he didn't even feel like criticizing Gintoki anymore.

Contrary to expectations, the silver-haired, naturally curly-haired man became suspicious. He thoroughly examined the boy's body and concluded that the boy was perfectly healthy and had no illness whatsoever.

"No way, this kid seems pretty normal. He didn't beat me up today. Could it be some kind of psychological problem?"

Sakata Gintoki, having a change of heart, became more reliable: "Or perhaps a new fiancée came to his door and caused the woodcutter incident? It doesn't seem like it."

"Alright, alright, I'm fine." Li Wei sighed, "It's just that Liangyi has returned recently."

“Liangyi… oh, that child you’re so close to, didn’t you like her to bits? Why do you look unhappy?” The principal, who remembered her kindergarten graduate, became interested: “She’s breaking up with you? Why don’t you hurry up and tell everyone such good news? It would be even better if there was a plot involving a woodcutter and a good boat.”

"There's no such strange plot; it's just that my daughter is in her hands now."

"Dad, did you call me?" Xiao Ren's ears were very sensitive, and she turned her head to look at Li Wei.

In every sense, this is also his daughter.

"No, I'm not talking about you, but about other daughters in her hands. There's a good chance she'll kill her daughter without regret."

"I see." Shinobu nodded, looking like she understood everything. "Didn't she wash her hands after she finished [beep]ing you? Doesn't she think it's dirty?"

"..."

Li Wei remained silent for a few seconds, realizing that coming here was a mistake.

I actually placed my hopes on that utterly unreliable silver-haired, naturally curly guy; I was really delusional. He might be useful occasionally, but only occasionally; most of the time he's a complete useless piece of trash.

If you have children in the future, you must never let them have contact with Gintoki, otherwise the consequences will be very serious.

"Well, are you leaving already?" The silver-haired, naturally curly-haired boy looked a little embarrassed as he turned to leave.

It seems I've been dragging this down all these years, truly unable to help in the slightest. At most, I'll help collect the body after this kid is divided into five parts.

Oh, by then, all the body parts will probably be taken by other girls, so I'll just have to build a cenotaph.

"So, Principal, what do you think we should do when we encounter problems?" the boy asked, hoping for the best.

"I don't know either, since I'm not married either." Gintoki scratched his head. "But I definitely have to take it seriously, since you guys are such good friends, right?"

"..."

"Do you want me to send you off?"

"No need, I won't let you watch me make a fool of myself."

Volume 6: Chapter 5 Deciding on the Engagement Ceremony

"Nothing will happen, right?"

Back at his own doorstep, Li Wei hesitated.

The lights in their own house were on, and judging from the lack of obvious damage to the yard and house, Liangyi did not go too far.

The atmosphere was peaceful, the lights in the neighboring houses were on, and the housewives were starting to prepare dinner. At least the scene of the mother and daughter exchanging barrages of light did not appear as imagined.

Come to think of it, they are mother and daughter after all, so a set of military-style boxing would be about right.

The boy breathed a sigh of relief, knocked on the door cautiously, and only pushed the door open and entered the room after hearing Ryougi's reply, "Avi? Come in."

It's really true. It's his own home, but he's acting like a guest. If Yukinoshita saw this, she would definitely mock him for being henpecked.

Everything was peaceful.

Himari, now a cat-eared girl, is cooking in the kitchen. Icarus, who seems to have been restarted by someone, is crouching in a corner with a watermelon, lost in thought. Ruri is welcoming him at the door, while Lucy is kneading a ball of yarn.

The mother and daughter sitting on the sofa seemed to have just finished a life discussion, and Li Wei's return was perfectly timed.

"How was your conversation?"

As the girl he knew and loved most, Li Wei had long been able to discern Liangyi's mood through her behavior. Judging from the fact that the corner of her eye had risen by 0.75 degrees, she was clearly very pleased.

That's right. The biggest feud between women is nothing more than stealing a man, but this doesn't happen between mothers and daughters, so you can relax.

I was definitely overthinking it.

"Not bad, I got a lot of interesting information."

Ryougi Shiki smiled smugly, the smile of a victorious superior, while Mina on the other side seemed somewhat demoralized, clearly having suffered a crushing defeat in the battle of female strength against her mother.

"Mom is bullying me..."

"Weina, do you even know what filial piety is? Your mother gave birth to you, so can't she at least know a little about the future?"

"But I was conceived when my father and mother were [beep], and my mother thought it was too much trouble to give birth, so my father gave birth to me..."

Li Wei: "＃￥……!" What is this? I don't understand.

After careful analysis, the boy had a pretty good idea. His father was himself, his mother was Shiki, his father was Weaving, and his mother was the "Two Elements".

Anyone who didn't know better would think they were committing bigamy, but actually those three were all the same person.

"You'll have a huge harem in the future." Ryougi pinched the boy's face hard, half angry and half joking, and said, "You've conquered three thousand women and ascended to heaven on a dragon, even the beast of love and desire has been conquered by you. Should I praise you, my dear?"

"..." Li Wei didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, Ryougi didn't express much opinion on this matter, or rather, if she were angry about it, she would have died of anger long ago.

She's just being petty.

“Let’s get engaged,” she said.

"what?"

“I said, let’s get engaged,” Ryougi repeated. “I want to be the first girl to marry you, and how about we set the wedding date on your eighteenth birthday?”

"Okay," Li Wei nodded in agreement. "Have you chosen a date for the engagement?"

"There's no time like the present, let's do it on the first of next month."

"no problem."

"Hey, Mom and Dad, did you really decide to get married so hastily?" Wei Na said in great surprise. "Actually, it wasn't necessary. Mom, didn't I tell you that Dad will still like you the most in the future?"

"Yeah, isn't this a bit too hasty?" Himari poked her head out from the kitchen. "This way, I won't have no chance... I mean, Master, don't you want to continue enjoying your single life? Are you going to get married so soon?"

"Actually, if it weren't for so many things, I would have liked to propose to Ryougi. This matter is just a natural progression," Li Wei said very frankly.

It seems like a long time has passed, but from the start of my second year of high school until now, only a few months have actually gone by. I've been so busy that I can hardly keep up.

The young man cherishes the warmth of his family very much. Marrying Ryougi was something he had already prepared for, it's just that the time has come.

He was very calm and showed no impulsive emotions.

"Owner……"

Since that's the case, seeing how perfectly matched this couple is, even they, the demons and monsters, have no reason to object.

Thus, the news that the King of Tokyo's Underworld was to be engaged to the daughter of the Ryougi family spread throughout the Underworld and most of the Outer World. Invitations were sent out everywhere, and people's attitudes were completely different.

After hearing that Li Wei, that bastard, had finally settled on a fiancée and wouldn't be seducing girls wherever he went, countless families who were afraid their daughters would be lured away by this boy who supposedly could make anyone pregnant just by glaring at them breathed a sigh of relief. Many people with ulterior motives were overjoyed, thinking that once he became a married man, he wouldn't have so much time to bother them.

Besides, once you're married, you can't possibly have that youthful spirit anymore. You'll inevitably become mature and worldly, start to be tactful and compromise, and stop being so sharp-tongued. Just thinking about it makes your life much easier. So everyone clapped and praised it, and said they would come over to attend.

Li Wei might not remember who came to give gifts, but he might remember very clearly who didn't.

All sorts of other girls who were connected with Li Wei also received invitations. Although they were unhappy, they knew that they couldn't compare to Liang Yi, so they were either very angry and ready to attend, or very angry and ready to attend.

The Tohsaka family

"Wow, how come I still can't beat that three-personality girl? Is she really that good?" A twin-tailed little devil crawled all over the bed, almost turning into Venus on the spot: "No, this feeling of being bullied by a minotaur is too uncomfortable."

"Sister, be elegant..." Although the gentle, black-haired younger sister was also in pain, she wouldn't turn into a beast of love and desire on the spot.

Otherwise, how about my sister and I go and crash the wedding?

[Demon Realm]

"Oh ho ho, they actually dared to send an invitation to me, they really have guts." The young lady of the Gremory family sneered and discussed countermeasures with Akeno Himejima beside her: "We've really been underestimated, Akeno."

"Yes, yes, the philandering owner should be punished."

The Hiratsuka Family

"Cousin, why are you still practicing boxing so late? Why aren't you asleep yet?"

"Hormonal imbalance keeps me awake!"

"Why is your face red?"

“Refreshed!”

[Inside an apartment building]

"Oh ho, an engagement?" The dark-skinned older woman looked at the blonde school doctor beside her: "What do you think, Shizuka-chan?"

"Let's get married then, it won't stop us from cheating on each other anyway."

"Well, you're right."

……

The same thing is happening in every corner of the world; Li Wei's engagement party is destined to be a big event.

Volume 6: Chapter 6 The Engagement Ceremony Is About to Begin

Time flies, and before we knew it, the day of the engagement ceremony arrived.

"Oh my, aren't these the two girls from the Tohsaka family? Please come in, please come in."

“Geotyx’s daughter, and the children of the Himejima family, please come in, please come in.”

"The Hiratsuka family girl is here too, and so is the Busujima family child. They've all grown up so fast."

"Isn't this Gui Xuelu? She brought her sister to the engagement ceremony. Let's have a drink together sometime."

"Why does Shinobu look so big today? Oh well, it doesn't matter, everyone who comes is a guest anyway."

"Your name is... Oh, Makise Kurisu, right? Never mind, you must be that kid's friend. Move forward a bit."

"You are... I think you're one of the kids who graduated from our kindergarten, what was your name... Never mind, don't worry about these trivial questions, there's room in the first three rows."

"The Lion King Organization has also sent people, and they've given quite a bit of money as a gift, but why are all the people who came girls?"

"Yukinoshita and Touma's family, there's a sign in front, find a place to sit."

"Hagoromo Gitsune, when did you arrive? Let's catch up another time, I've been too busy today."