My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

"What an idiot." Before the two bumped into each other, the boy grabbed the idiot vampire's hand and pinched her cheek.

It feels great as always.

"Hey! Avi, what are you doing here?"

Upon seeing Levi, Arcueid beamed with delight, leaping into his arms and nuzzling restlessly like some peculiar feline.

Only after venting his emotions and feeling satisfied did the foolish vampire raise his head and ask a question he already knew the answer to.

"I should ask you this question."

"The reason you came is the reason I came."

I have a feeling that Arcueid's intelligence has improved since returning to the Thousand-Year City and falling into slumber; he's even able to say something like that.

However, more than that, Li Wei wanted to know what she had discussed with Akashiya Moka before he arrived, and what that pleasant agreement was all about.

He figured this thing must be related to him, but it wasn't easy for him to ask.

"Ah, it's Avi." The girl, who had reverted to her pink-haired form—or you could call her Mrs. or Mother-in-law, anyway, the entertainment industry is really messy—blushed sharply upon seeing Li Wei, as if she had remembered something R-rated, and was a little afraid to look at him.

So what exactly were you guys talking about? Could you tell me if it's convenient?

"Let's go, let's go, these are things only girls talk about."

Arcueid flashed a bright smile: "The vampire issue is resolved. Aren't you happy to see me?"

"I'm so happy I could die."

Since Arcueid said it's been resolved, there's nothing to worry about, saving us a lot of trouble.

"where are we going?"

"Let's go to your place!" The blond, goofy vampire suddenly remembered something, his face showing a little embarrassment. "I missed you~"

Chapter 42 Vampires are all crazy

A few hours later, in the bathroom of Levi's house, Arcueid lay in the boy's arms, looking at the ceiling, her body soaking in the water.

"It's so strange. I used to not feel anything when I was asleep for a hundred years, but now I've only been apart for less than a month and I'm already longing for each other so much."

Resting his head on the boy's chest, the vampire grabbed Li Wei's hand and placed it on his own chest, letting him feel the rhythmic beating of the True Ancestor's vibrant heart.

Its powerful vitality is palpable; even the thick front armor cannot prevent the vibrations from being clearly transmitted to the palm.

"Don't you think feelings are a strange thing?"

"It's really weird."

After a fierce battle, feeling the lovely touch in his arms, Li Wei's originally agitated mood calmed down.

She gracefully stood up from the bathtub without any discomfort, and opened the window under her lover's admiring gaze, letting the cool moonlight stream into the room.

"The moon is beautiful tonight." And it's a full moon.

"Arquette, did you come here specifically for my sake?"

The boy hugged the girl from behind, inhaling the fragrance emanating from her golden hair, and asked this question while gazing at the moonlight.

"Partly, I feel like something is trying to take what belongs to me, and it's a vampire."

Feeling ticklish, the silly vampire gently bit Levi: "On the other hand, I've been missing you a bit."

Her words were very simple, yet incredibly powerful, because as a simpleton, she lacked the vocabulary to express her feelings and could only awkwardly reveal her love.

From another perspective, this explicit expression is more sincere.

"Now you can freely enter and leave the City of a Thousand Years?"

“Not yet, we need Father’s permission.” Arcueid’s eyes became a little strange as he said this: “But this time is an exception. After I told him that a woman was coming to take you away, he immediately agreed.”

Your father is far less honest than you.

When he was biting people while grabbing the bedsheets, he was pretending to be Arcueid, which is kind of cute.

This made the boy even more excited.

"In short, Father said that if you want to see me in the future, you can leave Millennium City directly."

At this point, the foolish vampire changed the subject: "Before this, I met that guy who called you 'Dad.' I should say, as expected of a vampire, his personality is quite twisted. Or do you just like being called that? Otherwise, I'll call you 'Mom' from now on?"

"No!" Li Wei immediately refused.

"You're so shameless." Arcueid made a face. "Anyway, you'll probably have to handle the matter at hand yourself."

"I'll handle it." Li Wei said with considerable confidence.

"You're always like this, that's why I like you."

The blond, foolish vampire revealed a gentle expression.

……

It was late at night, and on the Tokyo Skytree, the tallest building in Tokyo, the King of the Weird, Heart of the Blade, was looking down at the scenery.

The refreshing evening breeze ruffled her blonde hair, making her already stunning beauty even more captivating.

It's said that only idiots, cats, and the oldest Gian like to stay in high places, and I wonder which one is the one whose mind is sharpened by the blade.

This is not bad for Li Wei either, at least it's easy to find.

"You've come, Dad."

Without even turning her head, her superior perception was enough for her to spot the boy behind her; however, the way she addressed him would still make those who didn't know her feel awkward and confused.

"Yes, because I was worried about your problem." Sitting down next to Shinobu, she handed him the food box: "Would you like to try some? Fujibayashi-sensei just made these donuts and specifically asked me to give them to you. Enjoy them slowly."

"...Dad, really, I was just thinking about how to rape you." The vampire sighed in the night wind, his previously noble atmosphere completely gone.

Her body quickly shrank to the size of a blonde little girl, skillfully snuggling into the boy's arms. She grabbed a donut and munched on it while Levi rubbed her head happily.

"Really, really, why can't you be a pervert, Dad? That way I could beat you until you're kneeling and drag you home, and do whatever I want with you." This guy brazenly stretched out his fair little feet and pressed them all over Li Wei's face: "But you always act so well-behaved, which makes me feel guilty for letting others down."

"Xiao Ren, you know I can't become what you say I am." Li Wei said helplessly as he pulled the soft, white feet off his face.

“Yes, if you were like that, Dad, I would never have fallen for you.” The blonde girl’s expression was very serious: “Dad’s lover came to see me during the day.”

Does this "lover" refer to Arcueid? That's a strange term; it makes me feel like I'm stealing someone else's partner.

The fact that she didn't get beaten up when you called her that makes me wonder if she didn't understand what "姘头" (mistress) meant, or if she misunderstood the word and mistook it for an adjective like "wife".

"She said a lot of things, but it was all just to get me to give up or something, and she even made me call her 'Mom'."

"I did shout!" Shinobu answered without hesitation.

"..."

Where is your dignity, King of the Weirdos? Have you so easily discarded your integrity? Did you perhaps visit the Ruri Shrine and meet some Red and White Shrine Maiden while I wasn't looking?

"Because if I ask for it, she'll give me a donut; if I don't, she might just beat me to death. Anyway, asking for it won't hurt me, so it's a win-win situation. What's the problem?"

"...No, it's perfectly fine." This could be considered an emergency evacuation.

"In that case, the thing that made you give up must also be..."

"We refused," Shinobu replied decisively.

"..."

"So-called weirdos are actually a group of pathetic creatures. If they can easily give up even what they cherish, they won't live for more than a few hundred years and will go looking for death because they have lost their purpose."

The little girl in his arms said this as her body grew larger and larger, and she took the initiative to hug Li Wei back: "It's impossible for us to give up our father."

"According to these bizarre rules, it's time to fight us."

Under the moonlight, Renxia Xin lowered her head and gently kissed the boy's forehead: "If Dad is no match for us, then he should obediently be our servant; if Dad wins, then he should be our master. That would be better for everyone."

“Wait a minute,” Li Wei asked, “What do I need to do if I become your dependent?”

"They need to take care of us, comfort us, keep us company, replenish our mana, buy us donuts, and be our husbands, best friends, companions, personal doctors, fighting partners, and blood donors."

"And what about being your dad?"

"They need to take care of us, comfort us, keep us company, replenish our mana, buy us donuts, and be our husbands, best friends, companions, personal doctors, fighting partners, and blood donors."

"Does it make any difference?"

"The difference is who takes the lead."

Drawing her demonic sword, Heart Crossing, the Great Ninja, bathed in moonlight, unabashedly revealed her stunning beauty: "Come on, Daddy, we've been waiting for you."

Chapter 43 Shinobu's problem is solved

Since the dawn of life, violence has been an ever-present companion, becoming the underlying logic of the world's operation. A theory without violence as its protection is like a castle built on sand; a single wave will wash it away.

Li Wei has read many books on this theory and has copied down some of the most interesting parts for study.

【You've been hit by my light cannon, and now you're part of my harem!】—The Tyrant's Beloved Concubine, by Nanoha Takamachi.

[Marisa, you stole something important from someone else. I'm going to whip you until you're spinning like a top!] — "How to Raise a Magician," by Succubus.

"A gentleman must be ruthless, otherwise he will not be able to establish his authority!" — "The Words of Wisdom," adapted by Oberon Vortigern.

As a good child who loves reading, Li Wei reads a lot on a regular basis, so he was able to seamlessly respond to the attack from the Great Ninja today without any discomfort.

Under the moonlight, Xinxia wielded the demonic sword Xindu, its blade moving like mercury spilling onto the ground, penetrating every crevice.

This longsword, designed only to harm the supernatural, gleamed with a chilling light as it was wielded by its master. Despite its extreme danger, it, like its wielder, possessed a captivating, dangerous beauty.

Ordinary monsters don't even have a chance to face Xin Du before being completely wiped out by the Great Ninja. Those with weaker mental fortitude lose the desire to resist the moment they see her.

Swish!

A flash of light, and the Sword of Light was drawn.

Li Wei wielded the Krau Solas and swept it upwards with a backhand motion, the blade drawing a trail of azure light that swept across the area like a waterfall.

Whenever he wields the Krau, dazzling sword beams appear out of thin air, slashing towards his heart from all directions like living beings. Each sword beam exudes an aura of "victory, destruction, slaughter, and annihilation." No matter how resilient or tenacious the enemy, it seems that the sword of light will find an opening, shred it into pieces, and completely obliterate it.

This is precisely the killing move of the Sword of Light, capable of launching an attack where the enemy least expects it, leaving them nowhere to hide and causing them to vanish into thin air.

When the Heart-Crossing Strike and the Krau collided, a dazzling golden light burst forth, and scorching sparks flew everywhere. The intense heat caused the surrounding air to explode and ignite, transforming into a radiating heat that spread in all directions. Wherever it passed, rocks cracked and shattered, and the soil turned charred black. If they hadn't found a secluded spot beforehand, no living thing within a radius of several dozen meters would have escaped death.

In the brutal battle, humans and vampires fought fiercely, as if their relationship was not friendly or ambiguous, but rather a deep-seated blood feud.

Or rather, the greatest respect is to unleash one's full strength in battle and annihilate the opponent.

“Dad, I’ve always felt that you’re more suited to being weird than me.”

While fending off Li Wei's attacks, Xinxia let out a carefree, joyful laugh: "Being human is troublesome, isn't it? You have to restrain yourself with all sorts of rules, and you can't just do whatever you want with guys you don't like. Why don't you become a weirdo with me? You'll be happier and freer than you are now."

Just after saying this, Li Wei suddenly accelerated, using an unusual movement technique to dodge the dangerous slash and successfully close in, delivering a heavy punch to Da Ren's lower abdomen.

It was thrown dozens of meters away before coming to a stop after colliding with a boulder.

"What you said is indeed very tempting; it does feel wonderful to use power without restraint." The boy shook his head: "But the education I received from childhood does not allow me to do such things that trample on others."

"Really?" Unharmed, she crawled out of the ruins, casually discarding her tattered evening gown, and displayed her perfect body to Li Wei: "Dad, is this body beautiful? You have to swear as a gentleman that you can't lie to me."

"nice."

"How do you like it?"

I love it so much.

"Then what do you want to do to me?"

"I want to chop off your limbs and keep them as a keepsake, leaving only your body as a body pillow, so you won't cause trouble everywhere!"

The side effect of the sword of light, Krau, is that it amplifies the desires deep within a person's heart, leading to an addiction to violence and combat. It is said that those who have used it will ultimately die by its blade.

Li Wei had reason to suspect that Scáthach's purpose in giving him this graduation certificate was to have him come to the Land of Shadows to be with her as soon as possible after he ended his life.

"Hahahaha!!! So that's how Dad sees me? I'm so happy." After a moment of stunned silence, Renxia Xin let out an extremely smug laugh.

Satisfied, extremely satisfied, as if some incredible wish had been fulfilled.

"Shut up, you horny vampire who spends all day thinking about seducing sixteen-year-olds and calling them daddy."

Li Wei raised the Sword of Light high, and a soaring sword beam appeared out of nowhere above him, its imposing aura seemingly capable of cleaving the heavens.

A chilling sword aura locked onto her, and even if she went to heaven or earth, she could not escape this fatal blow.

"it's over!"