My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

The observant autistic girl noticed that her club president's walking posture was a bit off today, as if his legs were injured and he looked somewhat unnatural. He also had a faint scent of photinia on him.

"What's wrong?" Kato asked curiously, noticing his employee's unusual behavior.

"It's nothing, it's just that the president seems to be in a particularly good mood today."

"Have it?"

"Ah."

"Ah, perhaps."

The ordinary-looking pretty girl was in a good mood: "It's just that I've finally gone from being a background character to a background heroine."

P.S.: Some readers mentioned that there were extra words in some parts of the chapters. Actually, that wasn't an extra word, but rather an anti-piracy measure by Hedgehog Cat. Many online novel platforms now randomly insert an uncommon character or symbol into a sentence in a paid chapter purchased by readers. When pirate websites scan the book using text recognition, they will also scan the symbol. Once a website discovers a leak, it can use this symbol to find the account responsible and ban it immediately.

Chapter 34 A gift from heaven

After leaving the infirmary, Li Wei first searched the entire White Emperor Academy area, repeatedly confirming that his fiancées had all left before turning back towards his destination.

His goal was clear: to invite a silver-haired man with naturally curly hair, who lived in the Sakata Kindergarten, to eat noodles or wontons.

Of course, he didn't intend to kill the guy. After all, explaining to his fiancées would take some time, and the key witness had to be kept alive.

His murderous intent was so strong that passersby avoided him, curious about why this handsome young man was so angry.

"Did he get dumped by a woman?" This is the most common thought.

After all, teenagers in their adolescence are filled with the sweet and sour smell of love.

Unfortunately, the truth is quite the opposite; he was slept with by a woman.

It's not the first time I've been slept with by a woman; Scáthach always wanted to be on top before... But that's not the point. The point is that things are completely messed up now.

"How am I going to explain this to Ryougi when I get back?" Li Wei felt helpless as he thought of the girl he liked the most.

Then...

A "meow~" sound came from beside me.

The boy looked in the direction of the sound and found his newly adopted cat, Himari, standing on the high wall by the roadside, looking at him with an extremely excited expression.

After realizing that Li Wei had noticed him, he jumped down from the wall and snuggled into Li Wei's arms, looking very comfortable and not wanting to leave at all.

Seeing his cat looking so adorable, even the boy, who was in a terrible mood, couldn't help but hug Himari and rub her against his chest, occasionally reaching out his fingers to tickle her.

"Meow~"

Feeling incredibly comfortable being rubbed by her master, Himari let out a happy moan, sticking out her little cat tongue to lick the boy's fingers, signaling him not to stop.

Seeing cute things is very therapeutic, and Li Wei's mood improved a lot as a result.

"Sigh, now that I think about it, being a carefree cat isn't so bad." The boy muttered to himself as he walked. "No need to worry about so many messy things, and it's okay if I don't take responsibility. After all, who would bother a cat?"

Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly; perhaps Zhuangzi was just like me back then.

Well, the only difference is that Zhuangzi wasn't worried about girls. After all, he was the kind of person who would celebrate even if his wife died, so he probably had a lot in common with Socrates from neighboring Greece.

"Meow!" Himari continued to rub against her, as if to say, "Master, why don't you come back to my hometown with me and have a litter of kittens?"

"..."

It must be my imagination, but I have a feeling that my cat really meant it.

"Himari, you wouldn't happen to be my fiancée too, would you?"

Once bitten, twice shy; Li Wei was now a bit paranoid, even seeing a cat made him uneasy. However, he quickly dispelled this concern.

I'm not some beautiful young man favored and blessed by the beast of love and desire, so how could such a thing happen to me?

What a nutcase! Could it be that Himari is some kind of cat demon who has cultivated in the deep mountains and forests for many years, and because a certain silver-haired, naturally curly-haired person signed a contract with their clan leader, she specially came out to see him at the agreed time and became his playmate cat-eared girl?

"Meow—" The cat's voice was low and deep, carrying a hint of insecurity and feigned ignorance.

If it were the old Li Wei, he would probably be worried and give Himari a full check-up at this time, to see if there was anything wrong with her. But now he was feeling restless and depressed, so he didn't pay attention.

It wouldn't matter who it was. Come to think of it, someone who studies hard, practices medicine, and helps others, and has never done anything wrong, could suddenly become a scumbag who is easily divided into five categories because of a certain silver-haired, naturally curly man, and might ruin his lifelong reputation.

The saying "adultery comes from a woman's mouth" is exactly like this.

"If all my fiancées were like Himari, obedient and well-behaved, and wouldn't fight all the time, then I could accept it a little better."

Walking down the street, Li Wei stroked the cat's head and muttered to himself, "If Himari could really become a catgirl, I'd probably like her a lot."

"Meow? Meow meow meow!"

After Li Wei said those words unconsciously, Himari suddenly became excited, rubbing against the boy's chest and occasionally sticking out her tongue to lick his face, as if she had won some victory, which looked very strange.

Well, there are plenty of strange things happening today. My fiancée is an ordinary high school student, there's a student council president, there's an innocent black-haired girl whose family was destroyed by a cult, there's a family of traditional magicians, and there's even a demon from hell. From this perspective, Sakata Gintoki is really quite capable. If you're so capable, why don't you get me an angel to counteract it?

"Meow meow meow!" Himari in my arms suddenly sounded an alarm.

"what?"

Is someone trying to attack me?

Less than a second after the thought crossed his mind, the boy suddenly felt something scorching and powerful rapidly approaching him from the sky. At this speed, it would fall in front of him in ten seconds at most.

Is that a shooting star? It doesn't seem like one; the falling speed is a bit too fast.

Filled with curiosity, Li Wei stood motionless, channeling his magic power to slow the falling object down to the ground as much as possible, preventing it from hitting the busy city center and causing casualties.

Even if it doesn't hit a person, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants.

Thanks to Li Wei's artificial buffer, the true nature of this object that fell from the sky finally appeared before his eyes.

Before this, the boy had thought it was a meteorite, a UFO, a crashed spacecraft, or space debris, but the facts told him that all of the above were wrong.

girl.

A girl with an amazing figure, enough for Katsura Hinagiku to write down in her little notebook.

A girl with short pink hair, wearing an extraordinary combat suit that looked like an alien technology creation yet had a strange aura, with a strange chain around her neck and wings sprouting from her back.

For some reason, the boy's heart started racing the moment he saw her.

An angel, this child is simply an angel.

After the girl made physical contact with the boy, a strong light burst forth from her body, which resembled an angel. The chain around her neck automatically extended to Li Wei's wrist, completely binding her to him.

Then, the frail and powerless girl slowly woke up and met Li Wei's gaze.

"Target identity confirmed: sixteen-year-old human male Li Wei, completely consistent with the recorded information."

Without uttering the above words, the angel girl greeted him in a flat, calm, and seemingly natural voice: "Icarus, the omnipotent angel for entertainment, codenamed Alpha, has come as agreed. It is a pleasure to meet you, my master."

Li Wei remained completely silent, with only one thought in his heart.

Sakata Gintoki, I was just saying, but you actually brought me an angel.

Chapter 35 Do you remember how many slices of bread you've eaten?

It feels rude to say that others know you but you don't know her, and this combat suit looks inexplicably revealing, like the kind of fan service outfit that only appears in some R-rated comics. Li Wei quickly took out a set of ordinary clothes and helped the angel girl change into them.

These spare clothes were all carried with him, both men's and women's. Sister Mei had mentioned before that clothes often get damaged in battle, so it was necessary to have several sets on hand, and the boy readily accepted the advice.

But later, when a white-haired sow secretly stuffed some contraband into Li Wei's men's clothing and planted a listening device, it was discovered, and she was then hit with over thirty light-up cannons, which is a different story altogether.

Judging from her height, she is about the same as Ryougi, but a bit fuller, so let's just give her the same figure as Hiratsuka-nee.

The girl's wings were retracted while she was changing clothes; how convenient!

"It feels a bit tense here."

Blinded and letting the boy do as he pleased, the angel named Icarus pointed to the front armor: "It doesn't fit very well."

"..."

Such a lighthearted remark would leave Yukikaze speechless and make Kochu cry; it's enough to break the defenses of countless flat-chested girls.

"Just make do for now, bear with it." Li Wei stroked Himari while looking the girl up and down: "Your name is Icarus?"

He had heard of this name before; in ancient Greek mythology, it referred to a tragic child who escaped from prison with wings made of wax and feathers. However, because he longed to fly too high to reach the sun, the wax on his wings melted, causing him to fall into the water and perish.

Giving an angel this name is somewhat unlucky.

"Yes, Master."

"You call me Master?"

"Yes, you are my master."

The angelic girl with wings on her back scanned his body, carefully comparing it with the information in her database.

"Height 172 cm, the data matches."

"Weight 59kg, consistent with the data."

“The pupils, bloodstains, facial features, and DNA data are completely identical.”

"[Beep] The length of..."

"Alright, alright, that's enough. Let's leave it at that. I believe you." Li Wei waved his hand, signaling Icarus to stop talking. Himari, on the other hand, was secretly pleased, almost saying, "Go on, I want to hear this."

So much happened that day; it was nothing more than an angel falling from the sky and calling him master—nothing unacceptable.

Calling him master is fine, it's better than calling him fiancé.

"There's one more thing, can you take this off?" Li Wei shook the iron chain on his wrist. Walking like this on the street, he could easily be mistaken by passersby for a couple playing a sexually explicit game.

Japan is already quite abnormal; let's not further encourage this social trend.

Icarus tilted his head, and the chains instantly disappeared, indirectly solving the problem.

That's great, she's the kind of person who is understanding, sensible and obedient. Li Wei was inexplicably moved and wanted to cry.

Before this, he only knew one angel, Gabriel, and thought all angels looked like that. Now it seems that the saying "different strokes for different folks" is absolutely true.

But what does it mean that she calls herself an "entertainment-use omnipotent angel"? Could she be part of a celestial idol group?

Although I am very curious about this child, the most important thing right now is to settle accounts with Gintoki. We can talk about other things later.

The fact that he had no evidence at all did not prevent Levi from linking Icarus's appearance with Sakata Gintoki, implying that Gintoki was definitely behind it all.

So the boy continued onward, occasionally discussing celestial matters and Icarus's origins with his angel. Unfortunately, it was as if he had been formatted; Icarus knew nothing about it.

That's pretty much it. In the interrogation room of the Exorcist Group, Li Wei sat here once again, and opposite him was Sakata Gintoki.

What a familiar scene! The only difference was that Li Wei now had an angelic girl beside him, who was holding a watermelon she had just bought and twirling it around, as if this action brought her some kind of pleasure.

"This is the fourth time I've come here this month, Director Sakata."

The boy looked at the silver-haired, naturally curly-haired man with distrust in his eyes: "You should be able to guess why I brought you here this time."

"Hahahaha, Avi, what are you saying? I don't understand..."

"Stop talking nonsense. Your affair has been exposed. How many marriage certificates did you write? How many fiancées did you arrange for me?"

Li Wei slammed his hand on the table, startling Sakata Gintoki into cowering.

Damn it, we've been exposed.

This is what Sakata Gintoki was thinking.

Originally, it was thought that no one would care about a childhood betrothal. After all, Li Wei was so young at the time and an orphan. It was just a casual gesture. In many cases, it was just a small debt. It would feel like a loss not to ask him for it, but it would seem stingy to ask him for it. So, Li Wei was used as collateral. Everyone just had a laugh and no one took it seriously.

Heaven have mercy, this brat has turned into this, completely bewitching those young girls, making them all believe him.

Now how to do?

After a long silence, the silver-haired, naturally curly man sighed, "How can you remember something like that? Do you even remember how many slices of bread you've eaten?"

Li Wei: "...@＃！￥...！So this is how you sold me out!"

"But don't worry too much, I've kept a backup plan."

The silver-haired, naturally curly man spoke confidently, gesturing for Li Wei to bring out the previously photocopied marriage certificate to show him, and pointing to the boy's name, he said, "Do you see any problems here?"

At first, Li Wei didn't notice anything unusual, but soon he understood what Sakata Gintoki meant.

"What could it be...you mean!"

"That's right, your name on your household registration is the kanji 【李维】, while I wrote Livius in katakana on the marriage certificate. That means this person doesn't even exist!" Gintoki suddenly came to life: "So there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Even if this lawsuit goes to the ends of the earth, they have no grounds for it, hahahahahaha!!!"