My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

My name is Levi, and I work in anime.

Author: Tusikong

Introduction:

During a class meeting, the homeroom teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, suddenly said, "Those of you who consider yourself ordinary high school students, please sit on the left, and those who consider yourself modern, please sit on the right." Most of the students sat on the left, a few on the right, and only one person remained in the middle, unmoved.

Shizuka Hiratsuka: My classmate, do you think you are an ordinary high school student or a high-class person who runs Crystal Palace?

The man replied: "I consider myself a gentleman who acts according to my emotions but abides by propriety. But others accuse me of having a harem. I deny it, and they beat me."

Shizuka Hiratsuka was furious: Li Wei, get up to the podium right now!

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This book is a crossover anime/manga series centered around Type-Moon, and it belongs to a relatively traditional harem genre, without any romantic pairings or factional infighting.

Chapter 1 I have few friends

Spring is the season when all things come back to life.

The days grew longer, people on the street wore thinner clothes, and all sorts of cats, dogs, and small animals began to rub against his feet. Even the mischievous children in the kindergarten became more energetic and prone to causing trouble. So, Ms. Fujibayashi once again tapped them on the head with a dictionary, making some of the more unruly children recall the warmth of their swaddling clothes and enjoy a baby-like sleep.

Li Wei is probably five years old this year.

The reason for using the uncertain word "probably" is quite simple: he was an orphan and didn't know when he was born.

Even at the age of five, it was only after Ms. Aikawa Misato took him to the hospital and had him examined by a doctor who looked remarkably like some kind of amphibian that a rough estimate of his age was obtained.

There is neither an idol mother who became pregnant out of wedlock, nor a father who plans to turn all of humanity into orange juice, nor a lightning bolt-shaped scar etched on his forehead.

He was just an ordinary orphan, no doubt about it.

As a normal young child, on the first day of kindergarten, Li Wei's thoughts were no different from those of other children; he simply wanted to make some friends and play together.

So, after the teacher announced the end of get out of class and free time, Li Wei, taking advantage of his seat, immediately approached his deskmate—a cute boy wearing a blue kimono, with neat and capable shoulder-length hair and porcelain-like skin, who looked as adorable as a porcelain doll, and expressed his desire to be friends with him.

I just heard the teacher mention that his name was something like Liangyi.

The surname Ryougi carries a mysterious Eastern aura, immediately setting it apart from others. Compared to the other unremarkable surnames in the class, such as Akizuki, Mizuki, Kato, Ozora, Kasugano, Miyanokoji, Diskrentia, and Arcturus, it is truly far superior.

"My name is Li Wei. What's your name?"

Perhaps because he was an orphan, Avi, despite being a young child, was a little more mature than his peers and looked like a little adult.

When the other older girls see him like this, they often rush over excitedly, hug him like a little animal, kiss and lift him up high, ready to take him home and raise him. Then, while struggling in vain, he is dragged away by Ms. Fujibayashi like a dead dog, shouting things like, "Ah~ Vi-chan~ Let me go~ I want to be with Vi-chan!" and disappearing at the kindergarten gate.

Or perhaps he'll feel heartbroken and unconsciously have thoughts like, "I was born before you were born, you were born after I was old, I hate that you were born too late, you hate that I was born too early," and then naturally develop the lewd thought, "It seems like he's not so bad at this age, hehehe~." Then, after receiving a call from Ms. Misato, the policewoman who arrives will leave him with the earnest advice, "Boys must protect themselves when they're out and about," and secretly slip him a small note with her phone number on it before arresting him on the spot.

Clearly, Liangyi does not belong to either of the two types mentioned above.

"The Two Elements Weave." There was no hint of rejection in the voice.

After all, they are all children around five years old. Even if they seem aloof, extraordinary, and exceptional, they generally enjoy playing with their peers.

"Hey, Ryougi-kun." Li Wei stood in front of the kimono-clad child, extending his arms as if to King Arthur facing the Knights of the Yangtze, and invited, "How about we become friends from now on?"

"Yes, that's fine."

Ryougi, who seemed sunny and cheerful, didn't think much of it and nodded in agreement.

"Very good. From now on, we will be like-minded, like brothers, inseparable, like the friendship between Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya, and good friends who will grow old together." Li Wei nodded in satisfaction: "In short, please guide me for the rest of my life."

"Oh, please give me some advice."

Liangyi Zhi nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

He didn't really understand the bunch of idioms his new friend used, but they sounded impressive.

If Ms. Airi happened to pass by and overheard their conversation, she would definitely cover her face and say something like, "No, this is too early for you," and then say a lot of things they couldn't understand. Finally, blushing, she would flip through the almanac to choose an auspicious day for them.

Unfortunately, this didn't happen, so neither of the parties involved felt there was a problem and they seemed quite happy.

Then it is:

"By the way, why do you want to be friends with me?"

Next, during a pleasant game time, Ryougi-ori, who was playing house with Li Wei, suddenly asked this question.

“Because Dr. Bian told me to care about sick classmates.” Li Wei, who is always sincere and straightforward, answered without hesitation.

"A sick classmate?"

“Yes.” Li Wei nodded.

“At first, I went to Yamauchi and told her that she might have internal problems and needed to be taken care of. She got scared and cried, and Fujibayashi-sensei beat me up.”

"And then?" Ryougi asked calmly.

"Then I went to Sora and told her that she might have a heart problem and needed to be taken care of. She was so scared that she cried. Fujibayashi-sensei beat me up twice."

"And then what?" Ryougi continued calmly.

"Then I went to Miyazono and told her that she might have problems all over her body and needed to be taken care of. As a result, she was scared and cried again, and Fujibayashi-sensei beat me up three times."

At this point, a hint of melancholy and weariness appeared on Li Wei's youthful face: "Then I came to find you."

silence.

Li Wei and Liang Yi, these two sincere friends, sat facing each other in silence. Neither of them spoke, and the somber atmosphere made the completely inconspicuous little boy next to them tremble with fear.

After a long while, Liangyi finally spoke:

"So, what's my question?"

His voice was calm and rational, as pleasant as the sound of a clear spring; he was clearly a reasonable and civilized child.

It is absolutely impossible to respond to the other party's response with violent acts such as cutting off the dead line, using a long sword for a quick cut, or directly dividing into seventeen parts.

"It's obvious that there's something wrong with your brain, Ryougi-kun."

Li Wei spoke these words without hesitation, his face sincere, with an expression that seemed to say, "I'm doing this for your own good," as if he were waiting for Liangyi to praise him.

After remaining silent for a few seconds, Ryougi smiled, nodded, and hardened his fist.

"boom!"

"Hey hey!"

"Teacher! Liangyi has beaten Liwei to his knees!"

Li Wei's friends are as few as ever today.

PS1: New author, new book, please give me your feedback (serious face)

PS2: This chapter mainly describes how, when facing the walls between people's hearts, friendship can shine like the sun, as generous and heroic as the heroes of ancient Greek tragedy, and as bold as the characters in Shakespearean operas (serious tone).

PS3: This book has a harem theme. Writing a single-female-lead or stock-trading story would be like killing me; I couldn't write it even if you paid me (looking up at the sky).

Chapter 2, and it's also a case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

Because of their immaturity, it's perfectly normal for kindergarten children to fight and play around, and it's not surprising for them to say things like "I want to break up with you."

Some students choose to draw a line between themselves and their deskmates on the desk, prohibiting anyone from crossing it.

Generally speaking, this behavior doesn't last very long and is forgotten after a few days.

The two elements and Li Wei are no exception.

Despite the fight, despite each of them being hit with a dictionary by Ms. Fujibayashi and punished by being made to stand outside, they were all sullen all day afterward.

However, children are children after all. After several fights with mixed results and then playing games together a few times, Ryougi and Liwei became good friends and spent all their time together.

So, during today's game time, Li Wei once again sidled up to Liang Yi, and as always, Liang Yi grabbed his sleeve, staring intently at him with a hint of anticipation and amusement in her eyes, like a large feline toying with its prey.

"Don't hold on so tightly, I won't run away, really."

That's what they said, but Liangyi's hands didn't relax at all, and he couldn't break free. I don't know what kind of training his family gave him, but his wrist strength was unusually great, which even Li Wei, who prided himself on being the most physically fit among all the children in the class and could withstand two dictionary throws from Teacher Fujibayashi, couldn't handle.

Whoever marries him in the future will need to be in good health, in every sense of the word.

"Hmm..." The black-haired boy skillfully gave up resisting and carefully looked his best friend up and down.

Very, very cute.

She's adorable in her usual kimono, and she's still just as cute in her clean and tailored sportswear today.

Her gaze remained cool and indifferent, her clear eyes reflecting Li Wei's figure, which seemed to merge with her ink-black pupils. Her still-youthful face possessed both gentleness and heroism, and she stood there gracefully, like a delicate porcelain doll, making it difficult to discern her gender at first glance.

My gaze traveled from those cold, indifferent eyes to the delicate, white collarbone that was visible on her neck, then to her slender, shapely limbs, her delicate, white fingers, and finally to her round, jade-like toes. She also exuded a wonderfully pleasant scent, like strawberry ice cream.

Ah, so cute, so cute, so incredibly cute.

Without any ill intentions, and with a purely complimentary attitude, Li Wei remained silent for a while before finally stating his guess in a very certain tone:

"Today, it's time for the ceremony."

"Tsk." Her eyes instantly turned unhappy; it seemed she had guessed correctly.

"So, I guessed right again?"

"Ah."

"You lost to Zhi last night, so it's Shiki's turn to come today?"

"Ah."

"Um, now that I guessed right today, can you let me go?"

"……Um."

So, Ryougi-ori—or rather, Ryougi-shiki today—loosened Li Wei's sleeve with a hint of disappointment, looking rather dissatisfied.

After spending some time together, Li Wei became even more certain of his judgment: his friend definitely had something wrong with his head.

It could be a day apart, or a lunch break, or even just a blink of an eye, and Ryougi would play a guessing game with me.

According to him, he had to distinguish whether what was in front of him was a "style" or a "weave". If he guessed correctly, he would be rewarded, and if he guessed incorrectly, he would be punished.

If he mistakes Shiki for Shiki, Shiki will sit on his lap and pinch his face; if he mistakes Shiki for Shiki, Shiki will ride on his back and hit his head, and hit it even harder.

The style gave Li Wei the feeling of being cold and violent, while the style gave him the feeling of being violent and cold.

Through online research, Li Wei learned that Ryougi suffers from a special illness called "chuunibyou" (middle school syndrome), which is common in junior high and high school. The symptoms gradually lessen with age, and eventually, the illness heals completely as the patient grows into adulthood. These memories are often sealed deep within the brain, like browsing history on a phone or computer, and cannot be shared with others. Whenever he accidentally recalls even a few fragments of those memories in the middle of the night, he instantly wakes up in a state of utter despair, thinking, "I freaking want to die!"

Some of the more serious cases even attempt to travel back in time to achieve the goal of killing themselves.

Therefore, Li Wei felt deeply worried about his close friend's future.

If his condition continues to worsen like this, he'll probably never find a reliable girlfriend.

Even if someone wants to get close to Ryougi, they might have impure motives and purposes. Like those infatuated women arrested by the police, they might want to deceive Ryougi's body, do this or that to their most important friend, then play with him in various ways, committing heinous acts like [beep], [beep], or [beep], and then ruthlessly discard him once they're done with him.

Those who use their beauty to please others will find their favor waning as their beauty fades, and their favor will end when their favor wanes.

"I must protect Ryougi well. Even if he never finds a suitable partner and remains single for the rest of his life, I will do my best to take care of him!"

Zhengtai, who was honest, upright, and self-disciplined, and had the demeanor of an ancient gentleman, silently made a vow in his heart.

"You seem to be thinking something very rude."

At this moment, Ryougi, who was playing the role of the father, suddenly stopped and looked at Li Wei, saying this.

"How could that be?" Li Wei replied without hesitation, "It must be your imagination."

"..." After thinking about it, I realized that apart from having some mental issues, my friend was generally an upright and honest person, and I didn't have any evidence against him.

So, with a "you're suspicious" look on their faces, Ryougi continued to play the game, and as usual, they were playing house today.

If it's Zhi, then Li Wei will play the role of the father, Zhi will play the role of the mother, and they'll grab an inconspicuous little kid to play the role of a small animal like a kitten, puppy, sparrow, turtle, or goldfish. They'll also use a playful look to scare away any other kids who want to come over to play with Li Wei.

If it's Shi, then Li Wei will play the mother, Shi will play the father, and they'll grab an inconspicuous little kid to play the role of a small animal like a kitten, puppy, sparrow, turtle, or goldfish. They'll also use scary looks to frighten the other kids who want to come over to play with Li Wei into tears.

For some reason, Ryougi wasn't very interested in the other children and didn't like playing with them.

So he only had one friend, Li Wei, in kindergarten.

Chapter 3 My friend today is as strange as ever.