Lin Mo said in a serious tone, "In order to be Santa Claus for once, each of you can give me a pair of socks now, and I will put the presents in them and return them to you tomorrow morning."
"But... if I want socks, I'll have to go back to the dorm to get them, but school's over soon and I'll be going home," Chen Yajie said, puzzled.
"This problem is very simple, as long as you..." Lin Mo wanted to say something more daring, but in the blink of an eye he saw Li Qingran's murderous gaze.
"Lin Mo, do you want to wear this?" Jiang Wanfeng understood his character perfectly, and her eyes gradually showed disdain.
"...It wouldn't hurt to clean it for you for free."
"Can you use saliva to wash socks?" Li Qingran continued her interrogation.
"Qingran, you're going a bit to extremes."
"Ah."
Having been publicly humiliated, Li Qingran gave a cold "hmm" and fell silent.
"To the restroom."
She continued, her aloof figure disappearing with lightning speed.
"I... um, I'm going to the office to count the papers..." Chen Yajie changed the subject, and left with small, quick steps.
Jiang Wanfeng's eyes were filled with disgust and loathing. She glared at him fiercely, stomped on the floor, and left.
"Haha, no way, bro?"
Li Huowang's boastful voice came from behind, "You all ran away in anger? Tsk tsk tsk, are you even capable?"
He had long seen through Lin Mo's so-called "male best friend's" crooked thoughts; this guy was a pure scoundrel, a complete pervert.
Damn it! But it's not hopeless.
"That's how male best friends are; if you don't behave well, you end up pleasing no one." P-chan was playing Genshin Impact on her all-in-one PC when she heard Li Huowang's mocking laughter and turned around to laugh as well.
"Lin Mo, how about we play Genshin Impact? Your favorite character is recreated, and she's simpler than women in real life."
He didn't know the truth, but that didn't stop him from mocking them; someone could just start a group and join in the mockery.
"I heard someone mention O God?"
Bao Jin slid into the classroom, then delivered another Mamba Out elbow strike that hit P-chan in the stomach to absorb the force.
"Then let me ask you, how do you know I just checked the answers and got all the English listening comprehension questions right?"
"Damn it! Who asked you?! You, Kunba, secretly did another quiz, didn't you? Kunba's listening comprehension is so bad, how could you get all the answers right?!" Li Huowang blushed.
"Holy crap? I thought you were tired of Japanese films and wanted to switch to Western ones, but it turns out you were practicing your listening skills by lying in bed all night?!" P-chan, who shares a dorm with Bao Jin, was completely dumbfounded.
"That's not true. Who said watching that can't improve listening skills?"
"I want to borrow a phone to talk to you; I also want to improve."
"Hey, then I can't help but ask, who can watch those things that can help people improve?" Li Huowang asked in a hushed tone.
"Of course, adults."
"Hey, then I can't help but ask again, for this coming-of-age ceremony, we all planned to go through the adult gate together, guess who wasn't invited?"
"Oh~ who is it? It's so hard to guess... Who betrayed the organization, spending all their time with girls and constantly upsetting the Holy Maiden?"
"Who is it? Who is it? Who is it~~~"
As the three clowns spoke faster and faster, more and more boys gathered around them, reciting lines that sounded like they'd been prepared in advance, and giving Lin Mo malicious looks.
"It's you! It's you, it ...!"
Lin Mo was taken aback. It was rather abstract, but considering it was something Li Huowang and the others had come up with, it made sense.
"So what?" Lin Mo decided to defy convention for the sake of the beautiful girl.
Women are like clothes, brothers are like hands and feet, but if all women are beautiful young girls, then brothers are not even as good as women's hands and feet.
“Hey, Mo…” Li Huowang walked over and patted him on the shoulder, sighing, “We’re just a few brothers. No matter how much you try to please us, we’ll accept you. Come back. There’s a place for you at the coming-of-age ceremony.”
"It's not too late to turn back now. Those girls are too beautiful and too outrageous. You can't handle them."
"Do you know that people outside are saying that you are the ultimate Boiling Sheep who was played by several girls?"
"I remember this so-called 'outside,' wasn't it just a rumor you spread?" Lin Mo questioned.
"None of that matters. All you need to know is that you're not doing well." P-chan shook her fat with a mature air, her voice booming.
"Um... P?"
Suddenly, a sweet, melodious female voice that could melt hearts sent a shiver down Old P's spine, leaving him in a state of shock.
"Could you... step aside? I urgently need to speak with Lin Mo," Chen Yajie asked politely, panting as if she had just finished strenuous exercise.
"Ah! Please, please make yourself at home!"
"Damn it, all of you get out of the way!" Old P instantly defected, grabbing a few boys and retreating. Li Huowang was suffocated by his clump of hair, shouting things like "traitorous ninja" and "faith" but they were barely audible.
Lin Mo was stunned. The most innocent Jie Bao possessed the most exaggerated charm.
Then, Chen Yajie mysteriously pulled a plastic bag from behind her back, inside which was a sock-like object, and stuffed it into Lin Mo's hand.
"Luckily, Wanfeng and the others haven't come back yet. Lin Mo... um, here, take this if you want it... As for gifts, Ya Jie is actually looking forward to them... but it's okay if there aren't any."
Her forehead was beaded with sweat, her eyes darting around, glancing out the window every now and then. It was unclear whether she felt ashamed to casually give her freshly taken-off socks to a boy, or if she was worried some beautiful girl might suddenly appear.
"Well, that's settled then. Thank you for accepting Ya-Jie's apple... I... I'll be going now~"
"Oh, remember, make sure to wash it thoroughly... After all, I've worn it for half a day, and it doesn't seem to smell, but I'm still... still feeling shy..."
"Bye~"
Chen Yajie crouched down and jogged out, her staggering figure disappearing from sight.
"Hehe... Bye-bye~" P-chan chuckled foolishly.
"Go to hell!" Li Huowang slapped him across the face.
"What are you doing?!"
"Damn it, did he say goodbye to you? He said goodbye to Lin Mo! Look at you, you idiot! How can the organization value you like this?!"
"And Lin Mo, he's really fucking..."
Before Li Huowang could finish his disciplinary reprimand, Jiang Wanfeng appeared and immediately fell silent.
However, judging from their posture, it seems like they're here to hurl insults?
"Take it."
Jiang Wanfeng was straightforward and made no attempt to hide anything. She walked up to Lin Mo, picked up the socks, and tossed them into his arms.
"Hey, I'm not saying I really want you to prepare any gifts, I just want you to understand that I'm not as annoying as Li Qingran, and my attitude is different from hers, right? If you want more, you can get it yourself at home. I'll try my best to satisfy you..."
"It's disgusting!" the girl added with a sigh of disgust. "You'll have to carry me home later, because these shoes will rub my feet if I don't wear socks..."
She pouted and complained, even though she had said it would rub her feet, but she still slipped away as if she were running away.
Lin Mo accepted the gift from his proud childhood sweetheart, but he was also a little confused. He had initially thought that the girls were leaving one after another because he had upset them...
I had considered the possibility of sneaking out to take off my socks, but now that I've experienced it firsthand, it all seems absurd to me.
"Don't bother looking, I don't understand either," Lin Mo said, spreading his hands at Li Huowang and the others.
"You! You! You..." Li Huowang pressed his philtrum, almost suffocating.
"Lin Mo, what he means is that there is a Qing Ran behind you."
A cold voice boomed behind him. Lin Mo turned around abruptly and saw a lifeless Li Qingran.
Okay, very cute, look at her jade feet...
"Stop looking, Qingran hasn't taken her clothes off."
"..."
"It was to give them a chance that I was the first to leave."
"Ranbao, my brain isn't working properly. You're so good to me."
"Well, it's not that I'm doing this for your own good. It's just that if I confiscate the tools of the crime, I also need to create opportunities for the crime to be committed."
Li Qingran spoke expressionlessly, staring coldly at him, then sat down and spread her slender white hands in front of him.
"Give them to me, they belong to Ya Jie and Jiang Wanfeng."
"..."
"Don't overthink it, this is for Lin Mo's health."
"Qingran will take it back and wash it with Yanxi. You can come home tonight to pick it up and return it to them tomorrow."
That's so cruel, Ranbao! These are the sacred relics that Jiebao and Fengbao gave me...
"Hmm? You don't want to?" Li Qingran seemed to be sneering.
"Give it to me now, and I'll be rewarded. If Qingran tries to take it, I'll be punished."
"Actually..." Lin Mo began to speak.
"Actually, do you think 'punishment' sounds more exciting?"
"..."
How can we play if we don't nerf it?
Finally, Lin Mo obediently presented the sacred relic, which Li Qingran, being very hygienic, packed in a small box she had prepared beforehand.
"Go wash your hands, and don't let Qingran see you secretly smelling your hands."
"As ordered!"
Lin Mo saluted Li Qingran, stood at attention, turned left, and went out the door. He didn't forget to signal to his brothers, who were still standing there dumbfounded, to scatter quickly, or they'd be attacked indiscriminately by Ran Bao...
I went to the restroom to catch a fish and briefly gained my freedom.
My phone suddenly started ringing.
[Ranbao]: I saw the note on the apple. It says that I have to be with Qingran, no one else is allowed.
hiss...
[Jiebao]: Lin Mo, if it's hard to prepare a gift, can the one on the note be considered a gift from you?
hiss...
As for Jiang Wanfeng's, it was a text message... How primitive!
"Hey, I just remembered there's a coming-of-age ceremony in a few days, so I'll get you a few more pairs when I get home... Got it?"
Hiss, hiss...
Just as Lin Mo was about to put down his phone and leave the restroom, he received another message.
[Fox Grace]: Lin Mo... the apple, that apple was actually mine... but I saw it, I saw it in Qing Ran's hand... I didn't dare ask her...
"ah!"
Love at first sight
Hu Yu'en, who was holding her phone, let out a pitiful gasp from around the corner of the restroom.
The voice message had just been sent out on the phone.
[Fox En]: Can you...eat it? Even just one bite...?
The voice message played aloud from Lin Mo's phone, and Hu Yu'en stared at him expectantly.
Based on his understanding of fox habits, he probably deliberately staked out this spot.
But deliberately disturbing her is clearly not her normal behavior.
He knew he had been neglecting her, and his replies were perfunctory; he wouldn't put in much effort until she was on the verge of a breakdown.
But the main reason lies with Hu Yu'en herself; Lin Mo was simply going along with her wishes.
Whether you like it or not, no one would dislike an adorable fox that gives you everything you want.
She just likes to keep her head down, and Lin Mo can't change that.
"Hi..."
The girl's eyes, both alluring and tender, were filled with pleading; if one had to interpret them...
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