The bag looks abnormal!
Just then, the other witch cultists arrived in front of the crowd and lined up in neat rows.
Aqua walked up to them and then began her crazy performance.
"Ahhhhhh! My dear believers! I have now received the latest guidance! The latest guidance! Each of you now line up in front of me! Give me the Gospel in one hand, and then fill out a form!"
Aqua spoke loudly, her expression contorted.
However, the witch cultists in front of her looked at each other blankly, seemingly not understanding her words.
"The Witch of Envy has said! You must now convert to another goddess! A genuine goddess, Aqua! Join her cult! Goddess Aqua is the most beautiful, capable, and responsible goddess I've ever seen, and her breasts are real too! The Witch of Envy says she used breast pads and now deeply regrets it, which is why she needs you to convert to the Axis Cult!!!"
Aqua raised her arms high.
However, what was projected onto her were countless surprised gazes.
"Something's not right with Lord Sloth..."
"What is Lord Sloth saying?"
"She's different from usual. Is she really Lady Sloth?"
Kazuma Sato could faintly hear the witch cultists whispering about Aqua.
It's over, it's over.
Now they're starting to get suspicious!
Why is Aqua suddenly adding so much drama to herself?!
It's obvious they're just using this opportunity to promote themselves!
What to do... what to do...
We can't just stand by and watch Aqua get exposed!
Wait!
I've got a solution!
Just then, Kazuma Sato suddenly darted forward and appeared in front of Aqua, who was completely bewildered.
"I am a subordinate of Lord Sloth! And I also represent the will of the Witch of Envy! The Gospels in your hands were created by the great Witch of Envy, and now she wants you to convert to another religion, so you must take the books back! Witness the miracles of the Witch of Envy!"
As he shouted, Kazuma Sato reached out his hand to the nearest female follower.
theft!
Kazuma Sato wanted to use his thieving ability to create a false impression.
In the eyes of the witch cultists, their gospel is the instruction of the Witch of Envy, so they can take advantage of this and steal everyone's gospel to forge it as a miracle by the Witch of Envy.
"Do you see that? This is the will of the Witch of Envy!"
Kazuma Sato held the stolen items high above his head.
All those incredibly surprised gazes were focused on the top of Sato Kazuma's head.
At this moment, Kazuma Sato realized that something was wrong.
The feel of this...
wrong!
Could it be...?
Kazuma Sato looked up and saw a pair of black lace panties.
I'm sorry, Satella, I've made you a panty thief.
"..."
"..."
An eerie silence spread among the crowd, and Natsuki Subaru looked at Sato Kazuma with an incredulous gaze.
He suddenly felt as if he was about to undergo another death resurrection.
Suddenly, Kazuma Sato threw the panties he was holding aside and shouted the same words again:
"I am a subordinate of Lord Sloth! And I also represent the will of the Witch of Envy! The Gospels in your hands were created by the great Witch of Envy, and now she wants you to convert to another religion, so you must take the books back! Witness the miracles of the Witch of Envy!"
Hey, are you trying to pretend nothing happened?!
Did they repeat the same lines again?
And didn't these people below react at all?
Under Subaru Natsuki's almost desperate gaze, Kazuma Sato clutched a Gospel book tightly in his hand.
Chapter 92: Joining the Axis Cult, Bao Becomes a Normal Person~
theft!
theft!
theft!
Kazuma Sato continuously used his thieving ability to steal all the gospels of the witch cultists.
Of course, a few pairs of panties were mixed in with them.
There's nothing we can do about it; after all, there are female members in the church.
Seeing their gospels suddenly and unexpectedly teleport into Kazuma Sato's hands, these believers began to genuinely believe his words.
However, some people still felt that Aqua was acting strangely. After all, how could the Sloth Masters, who knew her to be the most loyal to the Witch of Envy, suddenly change their stance like this?
"Please forgive our rudeness, but are you really Lord Sloth?"
A witch cultist asked Aqua.
"Are you questioning me?"
Although Aqua felt a little guilty, she still tried her best to look the other person directly in the eyes.
Meanwhile, Jus was also getting anxious and was preparing to secretly cooperate with the other party to use an invisible method to confirm Aqua's identity.
But at that moment, Aqua suddenly twisted her neck ninety degrees!
My brain is shaking!!!!!!!!!
"It's Lord Sloth himself."
"It really is him."
"Lord Sloth, please forgive us!"
"what?"
Natsuki Subaru was somewhat unable to understand how things were going.
What is going on?
In these guys' eyes, is the ability to twist one's neck evidence of an Archbishop of Sloth's identity?!
Although Subaru Natsuki's inner吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) spirit surged like a raging river, he still managed to suppress his inner desires.
Soon, the witch cultists lined up and came before Aqua.
Aqua presented application forms to the witch cultists, had them sign their names, and then extended her hand to activate her purification power.
Kazuma Sato, who had been watching from the sidelines, was also somewhat surprised. The eyes of these witch cultists seemed to have become much clearer.
Goddess's power, is it really that useful?
However, this also confirmed one thing for Kazuma Sato—
Once someone joins the Axis cult, their mind will likely become abnormal; Aqua's power might influence a person's thinking.
Moreover, these witch cultists were already mentally unstable, so it was impossible for two negatives to make a positive; on the contrary, it would only make things worse.
I absolutely cannot join the religion!
In no time, all the witch cultists had completed the transfer procedures.
They have now become part of the Axis cult.
"Phew, I'm so tired! But I've gained a bunch of lovely followers!"
Aqua let out a long breath and looked at the Protestants in front of her with a doting expression.
"These guys clearly wanted to kill you earlier."
Kazuma Sato had already pictured scenes from two previous weeks where Aqua was being relentlessly hunted down by them.
"Back then, they were just lost sheep! Maybe they can lend us a hand when we hunt down the white whales later!"
"That makes sense."
Kazuma Sato nodded.
These witch cultists are numerous, probably no fewer than Crusch's soldiers, and they also possess considerable combat capabilities, so they might actually prove useful.
However, there is now a problem.
"I'm telling you, witch cultists should be universally hated in this world, right? They're all wearing the same witch robes now, won't they be exposed immediately when they meet up with others?"
"That's what Kazuma Sato said."
For some reason, some unpleasant fantasies suddenly surfaced in his mind.
They were mistaken for members of a witch cult and were hunted down by people all over the world.
Tomorrow is the battle to subdue the white whales, and there's simply no time to prepare any costumes or anything like that.
"I have a solution!"
Aqua immediately held up her finger and said.
"If you're talking about making them all take off their clothes, then there's no need to say anything more."
Aqua deflated—but the next second, as if she had thought of something:
"Simple, just make them wear their clothes inside out!"
Wearing it inside out?
"The color inside their robes is different from the outside, right? Most people wouldn't know what's inside the clothes of a witch cultist."
"hiss....."
Kazuma Sato took a deep breath.
Aqua's seemingly idiotic answer suddenly seemed to have no problem at all.
"Lord Sloth, what should we do next?"
A follower approached Aqua and asked her a question.
"I am no longer lazy! Now it is the goddess Aqua herself who has come!"
Aqua puffed out her chest and said with a smile.
"Sloth has now returned to its original body."
She then reached out and pointed to Jules, who was still pretending to be dead beside her.
"what?"
Jus unconsciously made a sound, then pointed to himself.
"I...I've been resurrected?"
“That’s right, Sloth has now changed his name to Jus and is the High Priest of our Axis Cult! And I am your goddess, Aqua!”
"Oh, oh!"
Jus, who was standing to the side, nodded in a daze.
The cult members were completely bewildered, not quite understanding what was happening. Before they could react, Aqua immediately said:
"Now, you will all stand by here. Tomorrow I will take you to do something that will shake the world!"
As she spoke, Aqua raised her arms and shouted.
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