Ditto doesn't move

When are boys most nervous?

Waaah, my heart told me that this was no time to back down. I've been waiting for the game to be released for ten years! (Actually, I borrowed a demo from a colleague I worked with.)

Conveying his fighting spirit with his eyes, Kojiro recalled his collection of items that had been persecuted by Musashi, and a surge of courage welled up within him.

Even Musashi's physique can't stop us from playing games, meow meow!

"That's right, that's right!"

As fellow males, the moment their eyes met, Meow Meow understood Kojiro's thoughts.

As the occasional strategist of the team, astonishing wisdom flowed into its brain from the void, emitting a sinister, villainous laugh:

"You think we took time off just because we were afraid we wouldn't be able to buy the game, so we went to queue up early? You're so naive, Musashi!"

"You know, this is the most popular form of entertainment right now. It's said to be a treasure that everyone from 70- or 80-year-old grandpas (referring to Master Ma) to little kids who haven't even traveled yet dreams of."

"Oh?"

"In other words, Boss Sakaki might have already ordered that cold-faced, violent woman, Makoto, to go on a buying spree!"

Meow Meow jumped onto the table and said generously:

"If we could snag the game discs in advance and give them to the boss..."

An image came to mind:

Boss Sakaki, holding the game disc, let out a hearty villainous laugh:

"Alright, Musashi, Kojiro, you two managed to deliver a new game to me before Makoto even did it. You're both outstanding. I'm promoting you to executives right now!"

Meow meow lay obediently under Boss Sakaki's hand, and looked at Boss Cat cowering in the shadows, trembling with fear, and revealed a smug smile.

"This feels amazing! Meow!"

"Sonams~"

It convinced both itself and Kojiro.

P.S.: I encountered the Sleepyhead by chance, tried my best, but couldn't defeat him.

Hey, I won!

Book 1 The Happy Little Monster: Chapter 60 How Did You Know I Became a Star?

Team Rocket, you guys are so kind! You have the knowledge and skills to build giant robots by hand, but you choose not to copy or pirate them.

But why, why didn't Musashi say something like, "This feels so good!" as she usually does?

Did something go wrong with my plan?

8 Possible!

We're partners who share the same heart and soul, there must be something about us not being on the same wavelength as Musashi.

Where is it?

Oh! I've got it!

Musashi isn't the type to queue up with us to buy games, which means she...

"Quick, Kojiro, think of something to make Musashi feel involved!"

This time, it was Meow Meow's turn to give Kojiro a lot of hints.

Hmph, useless fellow, you still have to watch me.

"It's said that the game's producer, Mr. Xia Ming, is quite a handsome guy."

Only at this moment would a man insincerely praise another man's appearance; normally, he would at most say something defiant:

"Hmph, nothing special." "This man's handsomeness is no less than mine." "I feel he's not as good as..."

"And most importantly, if you can gain Mr. Xia Ming's approval and become a voice actor for the game, Musashi, you will definitely become a big star!"

Here it comes, here it comes! This is the killer move that I, Kojiro, and Musashi have been meticulously preparing after many years of traveling together.

Although she felt uneasy about her companions speaking ill of her, Musashi was incredibly narcissistic!

I have no doubt that if I became a star, she would treat me and Miaomiao like servants.

Well, although I'm already quite like a servant most of the time.

Tears welled in my eyes, and I could already foresee a tragic future...

Kojiro still gritted his teeth and smiled as he gave his suggestion, to the point that Meowth looked at him like he was a monster.

Are you crazy, Kojiro?! (Note: Kojiro's Japanese pronunciation)

If we pique Musashi's interest, we'll all suffer even more brutal exploitation than those on an electronics factory assembly line!

Hmph, meow meow.

The more I collect rare and precious items, the more I understand this point.

Humans can never obtain anything without paying a price.

Be prepared! Don't forget, after we get past Musashi, there's Kuma waiting for us!

Meow! Meow!

How can we rest! ! !

If I could choose myself as the starting character, I would never have gone crazy with you!

You need a reason to play games.

Some people do it to kill time, while others do it to pursue happiness.

As for Meow Meow, ever since he sat down with Kojiro and asked the shopkeeper to lend him the game demo, and actually watched and played it, he found a reason why he wanted to play it.

Because he fell in love with Madonna, he chose to learn how humans speak and walk, exhausting most of his potential, and in the end, he couldn't even learn the Treasure Gathering Technique.

Although I eventually made peace with myself, I, Meowth, have also fantasized about whether I could have grown and become stronger like a normal Pokémon if I hadn't embarked on this path.

This is why Meow Meow wants to play games, and also why the shop manager and most other ordinary people want to try games.

It's precisely because I had the opportunity to become a trainer that I missed it that I feel so resentful!

While it's not something to easily give up one's current life, if it only takes a little money and a little time to temporarily fulfill one's dreams...

Even adults would be allowed to indulge in such a small act of greed, right?

"Yes, you're right, meow." Meow forced a smile and agreed, "Musashi, you'll definitely become a big star, meow!"

After all this hinting, you've finally gotten to the point.

"Hey, how did you guys know I was going to be a big star?"

Accompanied by Musashi's smug "Hehehehe" laughter, enthusiastic music emanated from the television.

You can tell at a glance that it's a great song that you can listen to on repeat dozens or even hundreds of times. The melody is light and catchy, and the lyrics are full of dreams, making you exclaim, "My God, isn't this just me?"

But why, why does this voice sound so familiar?

"That's right, I have officially debuted as Musashi Rina and become a new singer under Mr. Xia Ming."

Having put on frameless glasses at some point, Musashi, whose usual explosive and narcissistic personality was gone, restrained his smugness and bowed like a polite newcomer.

"Thank you all for your continued support."

Wait, no, where did you put my Musashi? Can Musashi really sing such a good song?

Meow and Kojiro were utterly shocked! Even the art style took on a hard, expressive quality, like exaggerated facial expressions!

Ah!

I know what you're going to poop the moment you stick your butt out...

No, Musashi Rina, you're about to become a world-renowned superstar.

Be elegant.

Idols and vulgarity are absolutely incompatible!

With her left hand resting on her right elbow and her right fingers pushing up the frame of her glasses, she exuded the charm of an intellectual and mature beauty, much like an office lady.

At this moment, Musashi Rina possessed the absolute composure and ease of a successful person!

"When it comes to keeping up with fashion and trends, how could I possibly lag behind others?"

With a dismissive smile, Musashi Rina said casually, "Actually, I had already been secretly preparing for the voice acting audition ever since I heard the news."

No, I don't want that kind of thing!

The thought of happily playing a game while my favorite character suddenly speaking Musashi's voice...

It feels like my soul has been defiled!

"Well, I didn't get the role."

Musashi Rina crossed her fingers with great interest and said:

"It turns out that only truly outstanding producers can uncover my long-hidden talents that were unknown to the world!"

"Because of my cheerful and pleasant voice, I was asked by the producer to sing the theme song after leaving the dubbing studio like a defeated dog."

Just then, the teaser PV and song on TV came to an end, and a pretty red-haired girl and an adorable Meowth joined hands to produce cute sounds:

"To help us organize the Alola League, please give our game your support!

Normally, Kojiro and Meowth would be glued to the TV screen with hearts in their eyes, declaring they're going to become whales (money-spending characters). But if that super cute red-haired girl is Musashi...

Kojiro and Nyanko have transformed into the characters in "The Scream," screaming with their cheeks in their hands.

I can't imagine it! I just can't imagine it!

That arrogant, narcissistic, willful, self-centered, and incredibly outdated Musashi actually became an idol?!

Something must be wrong with this world!

"As a return gift for past favors, I have a few slots here that allow you to get the game early."

Musashi Rina's words were pointed.

"Your Majesty, please give your orders."

Young Master Kojiro and his butler Meow Meow knelt on one knee, heads bowed in submission.

I want to! I really want to!

This is the expression I want to see, this expression of jealousy towards me!

Frog jump, exaggerated facial expressions.

Musashi Rina's idol aura lasted only a minute before crumbling.

Image: "Musashi looks good when she's dressed up", Location: "Images/1734990475-100422757-112480794.jpg"

Book 1 The Happy Little Ditto: Chapter 61 I Really Will Thank You!

"The power of science is truly amazing!"

An ordinary female trainer from the Sinnoh region exclaimed in amazement.

At this moment, Cynthia was sitting in front of the TV, facing the big screen, holding a controller in her hand, enjoying the fun brought by the next-generation new game.

Since it wasn't a leisurely time to prepare for various competitions, she also let out the Pokémon she always carried with her.

Rockruff, Roserade, Lucario, and Garchomp.

These four are her true core players, partners she will never replace, while the remaining two positions have never been fixed.

The choice is usually made randomly from Gastrodon, Togekiss, Milotic, Glaceon, Braviary, and Porygon-Z, depending on the opponent.

The reason for emphasizing these Pokémon names is not to pad the word count, but because Xia Ming saw a very rare scene as soon as he entered the villa:

A colorful rug with a nine-square grid pattern was placed in the center of the huge living room.

Standing a full 1.9 meters tall, Garchomp wields its limbs with the power to create air blades that can cut through trees.

As Garchomp performed its almost maniacal and mesmerizing movements, the Gible on the TV screen, like a seasoned adventurer, skillfully harvested Pokémon and items in the maze.

Occasionally, when Garchomp sees a Pokémon that uses poison or electromagnetic waves, it will give a very human-like "Damn, it's that dirty bastard again" look.