I have to hypnotize you, Aura!

Wiz pouted and glared at Fingel with dissatisfaction, looking like a primary school student whose lollipop had been snatched away.

...

This person is really strange.

"But will anyone actually buy Miss Wiz's products? I really doubt it. Do you really think your profit margin will be that high? It feels like you're having trouble even paying the rent."

Fingel was being rather tactful; what he really meant was that it's illogical for such a terrible shop to even be able to stay open!

"Huh? How do you know our shop is having some difficulties... After paying the rent this month, we're only able to eat rotten leaves soaked in salt water again."

"You're really amazing to have guessed something like that!"

Wiz looked at Fingel in surprise, his eyes seemingly genuinely astonished.

'What are you saying so calmly and terrifyingly?! Rotten leaves soaked in salt water, where did you come from, you homeless person? Please take better care of your health!'

Angry.

Eating this little bit will help burn breast fat!

For some reason, Fingel was slightly angry... disgusted by stupidity? No, it was more like he hated her lack of ambition. This reminded him of a certain female elf who liked to buy all sorts of junk, and just thinking about her wasteful ways made him want to give her a good whack.

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[72nd Anniversary of Fingel's Death]

Because of Flame's passing, Frilian, who has embarked on a journey to "help you understand humanity better" after her master's request, is currently negotiating with a merchant.

She took a fancy to an antique bracelet, and although she had very little money left, she couldn't resist buying it.

"A maximum of five silver coins! Your price is too high, if... Ah Qiu!!!"

Suddenly, Frillie sneezed, spraying the merchant's face.

"I'm sorry, sir, we're not selling this to you."

The merchant was exasperated; earning a few silver coins from you is no easy feat.

"Hey???"

Frillie's face fell immediately, she was extremely frustrated -- Flame was right, there are bad people among humans!

After a series of bargaining, Frilian bought the antique bracelet for ten silver coins, only to discover twenty years later that the bracelet was a fake and angrily wanted to cause trouble for the merchant.

Unfortunately, when she returned, she happened to run into someone else's funeral. The other person's grandson thought she was a friend of the other person's father and had come to mourn.

This made it impossible for Frillie to say something as offensive as, "Your father lied to me and I'm here to ask for money."

Frillie was upset for several days because of this, and she ate half as little as usual.

....................

Fingel gets angry just thinking about those humiliating things. He hates being ripped off more than anything. If it weren't for his desire to seduce her master, he wouldn't want to be extorted by those merchants—buying obviously worthless junk.

'That idiot!'

"If these goods aren't selling, why bother ordering more?"

Fingel took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the agitation in his heart. It was too early for her to 'die', otherwise he would definitely grab Frilian and beat her for her fasting to make her know that every penny she got had a price, and that it was all her master's fasting money!

and....

Looking at those props, he felt like he was being provoked, as if someone who was clearly very powerful was deliberately doing something disgusting.

I'm really angry; I feel like my knowledge has been tainted.

"But I really want to buy them! I love all these props, I just want to share them with everyone, but..."

Wiz already sensed something was wrong; the man seemed a bit angry.

She possesses a certain degree of sensitivity to others' emotions; in other words, she's quite empathetic. The other person seems genuinely angry... but why? Are these alchemical tools really that bad? Surely not?

Wiz was completely unaware of her poor taste. All these items were purchased from the father of a female Scarlet Devil named 'Megumin' in Scarlet Devil Village. Although the purchase price was somewhat high, she was always happy with her purchases.

!!!

Finally, Fingel couldn't take it anymore and transformed into a desktop cleaning master, flipping over all the tools on the table!

"What are you talking about! You stupid woman, all your nutrition goes to your breasts! There's a limit to how big your breasts and how little your brains can be!"

He poked Wiz's head hard, no longer caring about pretense.

"Are you kidding me? What a joke! What kind of idiot would buy something like this? Are you some kind of modern-day moron?!"

Wiz has some mild doubts about you.

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"That's...that's outrageous! My props!" Wiz's expression instantly turned panicked. "I need to at least recoup the cost price of these props! Otherwise, I won't even have rotten leaves to eat this month!"

"What nutrients are all going to your breasts? Are you sexually harassing me, sir?!"

She hurriedly stepped out from behind the counter to pick up the prop, but Fingel stepped on it—he couldn't help but grab Wiz's forearm and lift her up.

"Are you kidding me! If you're this bad, you shouldn't be opening a shop for me, okay? You're not allowed to stock this kind of garbage products anymore!"

Fingel stomped on the potion, saying that such a prop was polluting his eyes!

As a respectable alchemist, he vehemently opposed the existence of such academic garbage in the world. It was an insult to the alchemist profession, and even a novice apprentice shouldn't make such a thing! People who make these kinds of gadgets should starve to death!

"No...no, I didn't! Why are you so angry!"

Wiz was heartbroken to see the potion break and tried to break free from Fingel's grasp, but found he couldn't.

Even though she has a very good temper, she got a little angry—that's going too far!

"If you continue like this, I will have to resort to force!"

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Splash-------

Magical elements were swirling in the air, and a cold wind blew towards Fingel, causing tiny shards of ice to form on his bangs.

'Heh heh! This is interesting!'

Fingel was also jolted awake by the cold wind. He looked at the serious-looking woman with some surprise... How strange, she's actually a very powerful magician?

He sensed a massive amount of magic power emanating from Wiz. Regardless of her own magical skill level, the total amount of magic power she possessed was close to that of some great demons, representing several hundred years of magical power. If converted to the adventurer card level here... maybe level fifty? No, level sixty?

"Manager Wiz is definitely not an ordinary person, is he? Ah... I have this feeling too. Are you really human?"

Fingel twitched his nose slightly, catching a faint scent of the undead—a power inherent to his bloodline.

After arriving in the other world, he met some so-called undead, who were actually 'undead'. Although their bodies had decayed, their souls remained bound to their bones, transforming into terrifying creatures.

"No way! I don't understand what you're saying!"

"I'll forgive you for today, but please leave now. You're no longer welcome in our store!"

Wiz's ahoge (cowlick) swayed, but his eyes became panicked, and the magic flowing in the air suddenly weakened—he didn't even want the money anymore.

"No...you're definitely not human."

Fingel didn't let go, and with a swift movement, he appeared behind Wiz before she could react, grabbing her arms from behind.

He lowered his head and gently sniffed Wiz's neck, a delicate fragrance filling his nostrils... This made Fingel unable to resist getting an erection.

The fist is hard.

Wiz has some mild doubts about you.

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"W-what-you-what...what do you want, guest?"

Wiz didn't dare to move, like a mouse caught by a cat—the sound of heavy breathing around her made her face flush rapidly.

'A boy's scent! And he's so close!'

Although she was quite old, she had rarely been this close to a man before, and for some reason, she felt a strange attraction to the guest in front of her. Even the usually oblivious Wiz felt a little uncomfortable.

"Ah... I see, you're a high-level undead, right? I've heard of such things. Some high-level undead can maintain a normal human form and disguise themselves in human society. Your level is probably one of the highest-level undead in the world, isn't it?"

!!!

Wiz's body trembled, the swirling cold current in his palm completely disappeared, and his heart began to pound faster.

'Found!'

'Oh no! What should I do?'

Then she heard these words.

"A high-ranking undead being lurking in the human world, you must have some purpose, right? Or do you really cherish this shop?"

"Hey, Ms. Wiz...you don't want me to spread the news, do you?"

Fingel's hand quietly moved up and gently massaged Wiz's shoulder, quite restlessly.

'Should it get out?'

Wiz immediately thought of too many things... If word got out that he was a high-level undead, it would be all over. Asekher... no, human society wouldn't accept her, and his dream of opening an adventurer's shop would never be fulfilled!

...

!!

That kind of thing...don't do it!

Wiz felt like she was about to cry.

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Author's note: The images were a disaster yesterday, damn it!

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Chapter Thirteen: It's a maid's duty to serve her master!

Wiz has some mild doubts about you.

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"No! No... Don't tell anyone about that!" Wiz cried, looking at Fingel with her little hands gripping his shoulders, her eyes brimming with tears. "If word gets out, no one will want to let me open a shop here anymore, and then my life will be meaningless!"

"Oh my god! Please, I'll do anything as long as you don't report me!"

"Oh," Fingel's lips curled into a strange smile, "You really would do anything? Anything at all, even if I ask you to do this or that?"

He has many things he wants to do.

"Mmm-hmm! I'd do anything... Wait a minute, but... you can't do anything... embarrassing things?" Wiz's eyes suddenly sharpened. "I'll tell the guards if it's sexual harassment!"

"Oh? Do you think the guards will believe an undead like you, or what I'm saying?"

Fingel gently squeezed Wiz's shoulder... Really, such a heavy weight must put a lot of strain on your shoulders. What a poor kid.

Wiz has some mild doubts about you.

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What does this person want? Is he trying to force me to do this or that? He probably wants to pin me against the wall and say, "You wretched woman, you actually dare to refuse me?" "If you don't want your secrets exposed, then obediently become my woman." What should I do?

Should I just say, "No way! I absolutely will not give in!" or "This is unacceptable!" and then half-heartedly accept it? It seems kind of nice... Wait a minute!

Absolutely not! But he seems quite handsome... Wait, what are you thinking, Wiz!

In just a few seconds, the Undead King had already imagined dozens of romantic dramas in his mind.

"What?!" Wiz shook his head like a rattle-drum. "...I...I will never give in!"

Even if you get my body, you won't get me as a person!

'Ugh...this guy's head is full of lewd nonsense.'

Fingel almost burst out laughing. He'd never seen anything like it—did it mean he could get a physical body? Really? That would be great!

He couldn't resist the urge to eat it right there in one bite.

But... no rush.