A super great writer in the second dimension

　Sanzenin Arashi laughed heartily and shook the other person's hand: "Hello, my name is Aoyama Arashi. May I have my makeup done, miss?"

　She has medium-length flaxen hair and a great figure; although not as good as Kasumigaoka Utaha, she's still quite attractive.

　The girl in front of me is wearing glasses, but she's absolutely gorgeous when she takes them off.

　It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say she's a campus beauty.

　Sanzenin Arashi chose her purely for fun, but the girl's hands began to tremble, and after a while, blood gushed from her nose.

　Are you trying to scare people?

　"My life has been without regrets..."

　"Do you want to be so exaggerated?"

　"Sorry, I'm here to do your makeup..."

　With too many onlookers around, Sanzenin Arashi carried the girl directly into a small alley. Only after confirming that no one was around did he put the girl down.

　It was only after some communication that her name was confirmed.

　Ebina Hina.

　The important thing is that she turned out to be the female teacher he bumped into... a student in Hiratsuka Shizuka's class.

　Is this fate?

　Sanzenin Arashi asked, "Why are you having a nosebleed?"

　A nosebleed is a bit too terrifying.

　The girl glanced at Sanzenin Arashi, then at the bag she was carrying.

　There was a BL game inside.

　"Okay, I won't ask anymore." Sanzenin Arashi suspected that this guy saw himself and then connected with the game, causing him to have some terrible fantasies, which is why he had a nosebleed.

　Oh my god, this is terrible...

　"Let's start putting on makeup!" Hina Ebina wiped away the blood and took out her makeup box.

　Sanzenin Arashi leaned her face in close, preparing to begin applying makeup.

　Hina Ebina observed Arashi Sanzenin's face, and another nosebleed gushed out. She gave him a thumbs up: "Great!"

　..

55. These days, high school students are all incredibly outgoing and popular.

　Hayato Hayama is an outstanding student in all three aspects: moral character, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor. He is a role model for Japanese students, and it is not an exaggeration to say so.

　Historically, he has always been the center of attention; wherever he goes, everyone's eyes are drawn to him.

　He possesses exceptionally strong personal charisma.

　The ace of the soccer club, a perfect student with top-three grades in the entire grade, with a cheerful and handsome appearance, he is a typical popular guy who never thinks he will lose to anyone.

　But he is under immense pressure right now.

　I made plans with my classmates to go out and play in the morning. After school, thanks to the efforts of my friend Hina Ebina, we all came to Akihabara together.

　Hina Ebina, Yumiko Miura, Sho Tobe, and Hayato Hayama all arrived at Akihabara, the holy land of anime and manga.

　While they were playing, Hina Ebina brought someone over, putting Hayato Hayama under immense pressure.

　After a brief chat, this person became the center of attention. Even I had to admit that he was really amazing. Just who is this guy named Qingshan Lan?

　Hoping to find out more, Hayama Hayato took the opportunity to pull Sanzenin Arashi aside and ask her questions.

　"May I ask, Aoyama-kun, how did you meet Ebina-kun?" Hayama Hayato asked with a cheerful expression, radiating personal charm. He felt that by doing so, anyone could approach him, put their guard down, and have a proper conversation.

　Unfortunately, Sanzenin Arashi has never liked wasting time on people who are not worth her.

　British nobles were not eligible, and neither was Hayato Hayama.

　Hina Ebina's makeup skills are really good. As expected, fujoshi all have their own unique techniques. Plus, since we're all fellow anime fans, Arashi Sanzenin prefers this girl to Hayato Hayama, the man.

　Sanzenin Arashi said, "Hayama-kun, if there's nothing else, I'll be going now. If you'd like to know how I met Ebina, feel free to ask him. Goodbye."

　She said she had no interest in men.

　"Ah, I was so impetuous. I'm so sorry. But may I ask you another question?" Hayama Hayato showed no embarrassment whatsoever, and instead asked directly, "Aoyama-kun, what is your purpose in getting close to Ebina-kun?"

　Sanzenin Arashi glanced at Hayama: "Don't try to subtly imply things, Hayama. Whether you want to say I have bad intentions or evil thoughts, just ask Hiratsuka Shizuka about my character. She's your homeroom teacher, right?"

　Sanzenin Arashi paused for a moment, then said, "You're just resentful because you feel I took your place. If you want something, just take it directly. You're too petty. I'm not interested in you."

　That's why I hate these "normies".

　Even cats and dogs are starting to play mind games; can't we just have fun anymore?

　So what if you socialize a little more than others? You don't hesitate to use it on others. What's the difference between you and those murderers who grab a gun and run into a crowd and shoot indiscriminately?

　Hayato Hayama retorted, unconvinced, "Aoyama-kun is so arrogant! Can't you tolerate others knowing anything about you?"

　Sanzenin Arashi laughed and said, "How could that be? If it were Ebina who helped me, I would be happy to help her. Including your homeroom teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka, I would also do my part if she had any difficulties. But I really don't want to talk to you, Hayama Hayato. You think too highly of yourself."

　Sanzenin Arashi said a few words casually and then returned to the girls.

　Then he exchanged phone numbers with Hina Ebina and made an appointment for the December CM.

　Sanzenin Arashi also had a few cosplay ideas, but unfortunately those anime don't exist in the real world, so they had to hire a professional makeup artist to create custom cosplays.

　Hina Ebina is a good candidate.

　After playing all day until night, Sanzenin Arashi drove home and stopped by the supermarket to buy a big bag of Baumkuchen cakes for Mashiro.

　The girl was so happy to receive the gift that her work efficiency even increased.

　After updating the novel's content on the website, Sanzenin Arashi went on to discuss the release of Sword Art Online in detail, this time revealing all the settings.

　That's right, it's roughly the setting of Sword Art Online. Its background is a fully realistic virtual stealth game in the future, where if you die in the game, you will also die in reality.

　As a result, it sparked a wave of positive reviews.

　The setting of Sword Art Online is something that readers, at least on Nico Nico Douga, are very curious about.

　Even science fiction movies haven't explored this genre, though there are some death game movies. Sword Art Online takes the death game of Chainsaw Maniac and amplifies it thousands or even tens of thousands of times, then gives it a novel theme, which is sure to grab attention.

　One comment caught Sanzenin Arashi's attention.

　[Hi site administrator! Although I'm just a middle school student, I'll still support this novel. Even though I don't like playing games, I'll still buy Sword Art Online for you. Please keep up the good work, site administrator! May Bakemonogatari get better and better! Although Trash-kun is indecisive, he's really responsible towards girls. I really want a boyfriend like that…]

　The person who posted the message was actually a junior high school student.

　It seems she's a girl...

　Arashi Sanzenin was surprised. She didn't expect that even a junior high school girl would like the Monogatari series. It was incredibly awesome.

　[What's so good about that guy? He peeks at girls' sleeping faces and forces them to do things they don't want to do. He should die a hundred times over. Ugh, but he is indeed serious about his work, and those two novels he wrote were pretty good too. What a bastard.]

　Ahhh, you're the one who posted this comment, Eriri Sawamura.

　That's really bold of you.

　This is a tsundere who says one thing but does another.

　..

56. Innocent and Pure Eriri

　The next day, Sanzenin Arashi opened a blank text file and began to calculate the doujinshi.

　After deducting the five million yen spent on purchasing the server, there's about twelve million yen left. With that money, of course, we'll make doujinshi to sell.

　To prepare for C89 in two months, a lot needs to be done.

　Arashi Sanzenin doesn't intend to just sell doujinshi and do nothing else. He wouldn't do something so short-sighted. Of course, he wants to dabble in various fields.

　What happened yesterday gave him a hint.

　His own cosplay attracted hundreds of viewers, and now the topic is even appearing on blogs—a mysteriously handsome male cosplayer has appeared in Akihabara.

　This topic even sparked controversy among a group of female fans of BL (Boys' Love), who were speculating which cosplayer or celebrity had cleverly disguised themselves to attract attention in Qiuye.

　After much deliberation, Sanzenin Arashi came up with a business idea that might be worth pursuing.

　However, this deal requires someone's help.

　Regarding the selection, Sanzenin Arashi thought long and hard, and finally found that Sawamura Eriri was the best one.

　Then Sanzenin Arashi dialed Sawamura Eriri's number.

　"I need your help with something," Sanzenin Arashi said, revealing her plan.

　"Ha! How could I possibly agree to something like that?!"

　Eriri's tsundere voice came through the phone: "Why would I cosplay as a man and take pictures with you?! Even though this kind of thing sells well in the fujoshi (female fans of male-male romance) community, I will never do it. Forget about it, you bastard who sold your integrity to Lucifer!"

　Sanzenin Arashi already knew exactly how to deal with this arrogant girl.

　“You’re not a man. I just want you to dress up as a man and take pictures with me. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a copy of this photobook too,” Sanzenin Arashi said with a smile.

　Eriri Sawamura is an outstanding Eurasian beauty with delicate features, especially her beautiful eyes. If she were to wear a male cosplay outfit, she would definitely charm a lot of girls.

　"So you bastard, wanting me to wear men's clothes and film this kind of thing with you is so disgusting, you H Demon King!"

　Sanzenin Arashi listened.

　Yeah, to film this kind of thing, you have to strike a lot of embarrassing, playful poses, right?

　"Don't worry, Eriri, I won't laugh at your barren..."

　"Aaaaaah, you bastard! How dare you say that to me? Who's thin? I'm just the kind of person who looks thinner in clothes! Don't wrong me!!!"

　Sanzenin Arashi said, "Miss Eriri, it's not like I haven't seen it before. You are indeed very poor, and..."

　"Oh, stop talking about it!!! Every time I think about what happened back then, I want to hang you on the roof of the Ginza building and let the wind blow on you!!!" Eriri's voice was full of regret.

　"Calm down, Eriri," Sanzenin Arashi advised.

　"Who gave you permission to call me Eriri? Call me Sawamura! Sawamura Spencer Eriri! Give me your full name, your full name, you H-Great Demon King!"

　The more Eriri acted this way, the happier Sanzenin Arashi became, so he smiled and said, "No problem, Eriri, I understand, Eriri. I'll call you whatever you want, Eriri."

　"Aaaaah, I challenge you to a duel!"

　"Oh, you want to duel with me?" Sanzenin Arashi said, "Miss Eriri, are you sure you want to duel with me?"

　Eriri seemed to recall what happened last time, and involuntarily became submissive.

　Sanzenin Arashi was naturally delighted with this.

　He said, "Miss Eriri, you only have two choices now. The first is to come with me to take cosplay photos. We can make it easy, and you can get 30% of the revenue. The second is to duel with me, get beaten to a pulp, and then take photos. But if you do that, you might not get a single penny of the revenue."

　Sanzenin Arashi paused for a moment, then said, "So, personally, I would recommend the first method to you, because I don't have a penchant for torturing girls, don't you agree?"

　Even though there's no problem as long as Eriri keeps refusing, Sanzenin Arashi can't do anything about it.

　But Eriri's intelligence couldn't stop Sanzenin Arashi from dragging her to shoot a cosplay photobook.

　"Huh? Why did the topic suddenly change from 'whether to go' to 'must go'? Are you some kind of tyrant?" Eriri Sawamura couldn't help but complain. "Even if you give me a bigger share, I still don't want to film it. No, no, no, the question before that is, why should I go with you to film it?"

　"I think I heard something very interesting," came Sayuri's voice from the other end of the phone.

　"Ah... Mom, don't take my phone!"

　Then, it was Sayuri speaking on the phone.

　"Lan-kun, what do you want Eriri to do?" Sayuri asked in a sweet voice, "She seems very unwilling."

　So Sanzenin Arashi explained the matter in detail.

　five minutes later.

　"Great! Well done! I support you!"

　Sawamura Sayuri exclaimed excitedly, "You actually had this idea? You should have said so earlier! Arashi-kun, do you think I'm suitable?"

　Sayuri Sawamura looks like a little devil, and her smile has a slightly mischievous feel to it.

　Eriri Sawamura is innocent, like a little angel, without any guile.

　After thinking for a moment, Sanzenin Arashi said, "In that case, both of you come together."