I turned reality into a romantic comedy

Lin Mu's favorite song lately is S.H.E.'s "I Don't Want to Grow Up".

She has even made plans to sing this song with Qianqian at the karaoke bar next time, so she is now practicing the lyrics line by line.

"Mumu, dinner's ready!"

Hearing her mother calling her from outside the room, Lin Mu had no choice but to take off her headphones, answer, and immediately get up and leave the room; she was indeed a little hungry.

The music, which hadn't been paused, continued to play over and over again in the headphones on the desk:

"I don't want to, I ... grow up."

"I will lose him when I grow up."

"The one I love deeply, the one who loves me deeply."

"How could you fall in love with someone else?"

(End of Volume 2)

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PS2: The recommended song for this chapter is "I Don't Want to Grow Up". I decided to write this song for Mu Mu when I first started writing the outline. Finally, I've written this part.

A list of achievements in Romantic Comedy in Volume 2

1. [The Fireworks Festival Where Sound Disappears]

If confessions could be delivered so easily, the suspense and tension in romantic comedies would undoubtedly be greatly reduced. Therefore, the various unexpected events that occur when deciding to confess are an essential element to appreciate in romantic comedies.

Condition for completion: The female protagonist confesses her love to you while fireworks are being set off, but her voice is drowned out by the sound of the explosion.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

2. [Summer is all about swimsuits!]

As we all know, the seventh and eighth months of the lunar calendar are traditionally known for their good fortune. Hot springs are popular in winter and beaches are a must in summer. In the scorching summer, beaches, seaside resorts, and fireworks displays are indispensable.

Many stories end here, but many more begin here. A girl's blush always speaks louder than words. Whether it's blindfolding her to hit a watermelon or personally applying sunscreen to her, sincerely compliment her with "Your swimsuit suits you well," right now, before the summer is even over.

Condition for achievement: Create unique summer memories at the beach with the heroines who are adaptable to romantic dramas and are wearing swimsuits.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

3. [Boyfriend Shirt]

In many romantic comedies, the boyfriend shirt can be seen as another kind of virginity-killing outfit and attack speed boost set, since most people can't resist a girl who is only wearing her own shirt.

After all, it's great if clothes are too big and look loose, and it's also great if clothes are too small and look tight. In short, they are both excellent and delicious.

Condition for achievement: Any female protagonist with romantic comedy suitability actively chooses to wear your clothes.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

4. [Late-night phone conversations]

There are few things in this world better than taking a nice shower, getting comfortable, lying in a warm bed, and having a late-night phone call with your crush. You can tell her about the funny things that have happened to you lately, listen to her talk about her expectations for the future, or simply be a sounding board for her complaints. Then you can say goodnight to each other, or stay on the phone until dawn.

After all, when someone is being missed, it doesn't matter whether they know it or not.

He was already being held in the arms of those who missed him.

Conditions for achieving this: Have a long phone call (at least 30 minutes) with a female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedies in bed at night.

This was first achieved by Zhu Wenyun.

5. [Let's have a study session together!]

Although it's often joked that romantic comedies, aside from their student status, have almost no depiction of studying or taking exams, and the school seems to have become a trigger for various events such as school festivals, cultural festivals, student council activities, and club activities, students' primary job is still to study, and romantic comedies that even use this as their core selling point are not uncommon.

Whether it's being patiently tutored by a high-achieving female protagonist in the library, or having the high-achieving student take the low-achieving female protagonist to their home or other places for private tutoring on weekends, sometimes doing things with someone you like does have a special boost, and study sessions are no exception.

Condition for completion: Participate in a study session (at least one hour) with the heroines who are suited for romantic comedies.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu, Xu Youwei, and Zhu Wenyun.

6. [Because the lyrics are the cry of my soul]

In many situations, when people are unable to express their feelings and thoughts accurately in words, or when they are too shy to express their feelings directly, the lyrics of a song naturally become one of the best mediums for conveying their emotions.

As the saying goes, love must be sung out loud to embark on the journey to happiness. This applies whether it's playing Chopin's Nocturnes for you, or writing poems and composing works for you. The same principle applies to the idea that literature should be written to suit the times, and songs and poems should be composed to suit the occasion.

Condition for achievement: Express your feelings for each other through a duet with the heroines who are suited for romantic comedies.

This was first achieved by Zhu Wenyun.

7. [Please stomp on me hard!]

In classic romantic comedies, being trampled on by all sorts of beautiful girls (both physically and psychologically) is one of the uniquely blissful troubles for male protagonists.

Whether it's a tsundere young lady's punishment play, an athletic girl's accidental slip, a black-haired queen's declaration of dominance, or a timid loli-type heroine's back-stepping relaxation, this action perfectly blends shame, heartbeat, and a subtle desire for conquest.

After all, being able to admire the blushing cheeks and trembling voice of one's beloved up close is a VIP experience that those who are single will never understand.

Condition for achievement: Be trampled underfoot by any heroine with romantic comedy traits in any way.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

8. [Isn't this position terrible?]

Physical contact in romantic comedies always comes unexpectedly. Whether it's being pinned down by the heroine due to unavoidable circumstances or being dominated and controlled by the other party, these are classic and classic developments.

Of course, it can naturally develop into a chaotic wall slam turning into a bed slam, or a second fall when trying to get up, burying a part of the body completely in some mysterious soft and elastic area, and then breathing together, intertwining, and having an earthquake in the pupils.

Under the binding force of the rules of romantic comedies, this awkward position needs to be maintained for at least five seconds, until one of them shouts a stereotypical line like, "Idiot, get up!" or "How much longer do you want to keep pressing me down like this?" before it finally ends.

Condition for completion: either pin the female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy down or be pinned down by her for at least five seconds.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

9. [Only one room left!]

In the world of romantic comedies, when the male and female protagonists go to a hotel for various reasons, they usually only get a curt "Sorry, there's only one room left" from the front desk, and then are forcibly crammed into the same room.

Generally, at this point, one of them would take the initiative to suggest something like, "I'll sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed." This line is also a classic "flag" in this film, because once night falls, whether it's because the air conditioning is too cold or too hot, a nightmare, or simply sleepwalking, the two of them will inevitably end up sharing a bed and sleeping together one last time.

Conditions for achieving this: Stay in the same hotel room with any female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy for various reasons.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

10. [Forced Romantic Connection]

In the universe of romantic comedies, being accidentally bound together is a forced intimate contact event bestowed by the gods! Whether it's handcuffs, magic ropes, cursed props, or some kind of high-tech malfunction, when you are forced to act together at extremely close range, and have to stay together even during activities including but not limited to eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and taking a shower, the level of shame and the level of attraction will simultaneously skyrocket.

From the physical friction during struggles, to the tacit cooperation after reluctant compromise, and then to the updated understanding of why this person is unexpectedly reliable/lovable, this forced bond often accelerates the development of the relationship more than voluntary dating!

Conditions for achieving this: Be forcibly connected to any female protagonist with romantic comedy aptitude by something and forced to act together for at least eight hours.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

11. [Please allow me to address you as Master]

Perhaps it's because you lost a bet, maybe you participated in a project like a maid café at a cultural festival, or maybe you were caught red-handed, or maybe it was just a sudden, impulsive moment of acting cute. But whatever the reason, when the heroines utter this title, you've already taken another solid step forward on the path of becoming the male protagonist of a romantic comedy.

Whether it's the embarrassment that brings tears to her eyes but she still insists on finishing, the deliberate use of a lazy, provocative tone, or the fact that she's genuinely in a master-servant or pet-raising relationship with someone, causing her to unconsciously blurt it out in front of others and then create a sensation, these are all events that make romantic comedies so enjoyable to watch.

Condition for achievement: Be called "Master" by any female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

12. [Aquariums are always romantic spots]

The greatness of the aquarium lies in the fact that all blushes here will turn into a dreamy deep blue. Whenever the ethereal blue light shines through the aquarium and casts flowing ripples on your face, a creature more mysterious than the fish will begin to swim in your chest.

My heart always races the moment a manta ray swims overhead in the underwater tunnel, the instant my fingertips accidentally touch the water in the pool, and the moment I recite the life habits of emperor penguins in front of the penguin pool.

Condition for completion: Go to the aquarium with any of the heroines who are suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

13. [The Sand Artist]

Summer beaches are always a great place to unleash your imagination. Sand, a material that can be easily shaped, is the best helper in romantic drama events, if you want.

Whether it's burying someone entirely in the sand, creatively building a fish tail around their legs to let them cosplay as a mermaid, using their sand-covered belly as a canvas to draw and write while they're immobilized, or building a sandcastle together, there's nothing you can't do at the beach in summer.

Conditions for achievement: Play in the sand or build sandcastles with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy on the beach.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

14. [A Novice Makeup Artist's First Experience]

When your clumsy fingertips first touch her eyelashes, when the foundation in your palm becomes more difficult to solve than a math problem, when the many shades of lipstick turn into a puzzle more complex than a physics formula in your eyes, then congratulations, you have officially entered the battlefield of love called makeup.

Whether it's getting poked in the cheek by her sudden blink while applying eyeliner, or frantically applying loose powder to cover up a mistake and causing a mini sandstorm, or squeezing out a huge amount of BB cream into the palm of the hand without knowing the amount, novice makeup artists always make countless mistakes.

But you will always improve, become more skilled, and one day you will be able to personally transform that girl who is willing to dress up for someone who appreciates her into the most beautiful leading lady.

The temperature recorded by your fingertips is the limited edition color that you will cherish forever.

Condition for achievement: Personally do the makeup for any heroine who is suited for romantic comedies.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

15. [Three-Legged Race]

When your ankles are tied together by the same rope, and when the chant of "one, two, one, two" becomes the shared rhythm of your heartbeats, this comical yet intimate battle of advancing and retreating together begins.

Whether it's the warmth of knees touching shoulders, the amazing chemistry or complete absurdity displayed in front of the entire school, or the instinctive act of protecting each other when accidentally falling, these will all become close-up shots in this romantic comedy.

The sweetest bond is never the rope, but the strong lingering impulse in your heart after you've been freed—the desire to continue walking in step with you through the rest of your life.

Condition for completion: Complete a three-legged race with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

16. [Soundness Check]

In fact, in traditional romantic comedies, when the female protagonists first enter the male protagonist's room, the first thing they do is, while saying something like, "Well, a boy's room should definitely have that, right?", they begin a mysterious search while he goes down to pour tea.

But whether one genuinely wants to investigate the sexual fetishes of their crush, or secretly hopes to find a type that corresponds to their own, is another matter entirely.

Condition for completion: Have any of the heroines with romantic comedy abilities check your room for any hidden strange books or items.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

17. [Please let me put on your socks!]

When your fingertips gently lift your ankle, when your fingertips lightly touch your calf, when pure white cotton socks slowly wrap around your toes like cherry blossoms, this seemingly simple action marks that you have crossed the boundary of ordinary social distance and turned it into an intimate ritual that belongs only to the two of you.

The best service is never about technique, but about making the recipient pretend to resist even on the tenth time, just sitting there while already starting to curl up their tiny fingers one by one.

Condition for completion: Personally put on socks for any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy once.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

18. [Karaoke choruses are always beautiful]

When the neon lights in the private room cast an ambiguous pink hue on each other's faces, and the intro to the duet begins—your voices intertwine, and the affection expressed in the lyrics becomes unclear whether it's sung to the original singer or to the person beside you.

The most moving choral performances are never about technique, but about the moment the music ends, when the box suddenly falls silent and the person turns their head to look at you in sync with you.

Condition for achievement: Complete a duet with any female lead who is suited for romantic comedy in a karaoke room.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

19. [Isn't it common sense to show your stomach when apologizing?]

Just as a puppy will lie on its back and show its soft belly to its owner to express affection and fondness, the female protagonists in romantic comedies sometimes use similar methods to show their attitude.

Whether it's the barely visible hem of her bra, the fleeting glimpse of her pubic bone, or the fully exposed navel, the hidden scenery revealed in that instant always feels like the foreplay of some final chapter, making one's heart race.

Condition for achievement: Any female protagonist with a knack for romantic comedy must voluntarily pull her shirt open halfway until her entire navel is visible.

Other achievements related to this one include: "Isn't it common sense to show your XX when apologizing?"

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

20. [The First Embrace of a Vampire]

When she suddenly leans in and leaves a light or heavy tooth mark on your wrist, shoulder, neck, or earlobe, the slight pain and tingling sensation is like a silent declaration of possession.

What often makes your heart stop is not the pain itself from the sudden attack, but the subtle expressions and actions of her subconsciously brushing her tongue across the teeth marks after she releases her grip, trying to blow a breath to relieve your pain.