The afterlife blew up Gensokyo

“I applied for this study from Yuuka Kazami, you can’t take away my right to it. By the way, you must have just gotten back, right? Do you need me to help you…”

Before she could finish her sentence, seeing the person in front of her narrow their eyes, Aya Shameimaru swiftly stuffed the photo into her chest and then decisively puffed out her chest.

"Alright, take it if you want!!"

Shi Bai: "..."

Aya Shameimaru's attire is generally a traditional white shirt paired with a black skirt, and she usually wears a bow tie around her neck.

However, due to the recent hot weather, she took off the bow tie around her neck and unbuttoned the top two buttons of her white shirt, revealing her fair neck and slender collarbone... That's why she was able to hide the photo so quickly in such a short time.

The photo wasn't really anything special; there were only two main figures in it: him and Lady. He was bending down and draping his coat over Lady's shoulders.

The description seems fine, but the problem is that Lady, whose clothes are covered by her coat in the photo, is clearly not wearing any clothes...

When Shi Bai helped Lady recover, although he succeeded in the end, a huge explosion occurred due to Patchouli's magic circle, which also caused a misunderstanding... Shi Bai did not expect that the scene would be captured by Aya Shameimaru.

If this photo were actually published by Aya Shameimaru, Shi Bai felt he would be unable to clear his name even if he jumped into the Milky Way.

However, to be fair, the opponent's development is quite good...

"If you dare to publish that photo, you'd better be prepared to be hung from a bamboo pole."

Shi Bai shifted his gaze away from the other person's front and gave a half-closed answer.

"That was just a misunderstanding. I have done nothing wrong."

"Really? But I did consult Lady about this photo, and she clearly stated that you flirted with her."

With his head held high and chest puffed out, Aya Shameimaru wore a smug expression, as if he had found the opponent's weakness.

"How do you explain something like this?"

"Teasing me? What nonsense! I'm the one being teased by her, okay...?"

Rolling his eyes, Shi Bai seemed quite speechless.

"Journalists must learn to be responsible for their reports. Reporting fake news is a major taboo for journalists, so I think you should investigate more thoroughly first."

"How could that be? You're clearly flirting with her."

Aya Shameimaru looked resolute.

"With your strength, how could anyone possibly flirt with you?"

"Weren't you just flirting with me?"

Shi Bai glanced at the front of Shameimaru's chest and then pouted.

"You were so cute when you were little, but you've grown up to be such a freak. You've gone astray, you know that?"

"Teasing..."

Following Shi Bai's gaze, Aya Shameimaru belatedly realized something, her face flushing red as she hurriedly covered her chest.

"This, this doesn't count, this is to preserve important evidence!!"

"Alright, you're not allowed to publish my information without my permission, or there will be big problems."

Slightly annoyed, Shi Bai casually delivered a chop to the other party's hand before speaking.

"Don't hit me on the head, you can't hit me high on the head."

Shameimaru Aya covered her head with one hand, clearly unhappy.

"I'm not a child anymore, I'm an adult, you know?"

"I'd rather you were still a child; you were so adorable when you were little."

Shi Bai glanced at the other person with a look of disgust.

"Wait a minute... Tonight, remember to call Yu Li, Huan Yue Xiao San, and the others to go to the Eternal Pavilion in the Lost Bamboo Forest for the banquet, understand?"

"The Lost Bamboo Forest... is that the bamboo forest that we're not allowed to enter, and that we'll definitely get lost as soon as we go in, which suddenly appeared not long ago?"

After thinking for a moment, Aya Shameimaru's eyes lit up.

Do you know the owner of that bamboo grove? Are we sure we won't be kicked out if we go in?

"No, just remember to invite more people."

Shi Bai yawned.

"Otherwise, if we don't invite enough people, I suspect you might not be able to finish the food... Alright, I'm leaving now, remember to keep your appointment."

"Hmm... Was I really that cute when I was little?"

Seeing Shi Bai turn to leave, Aya Shameimaru hesitated for a moment before finally asking a question.

"Of course, before, when you saw me, you would rush up and kiss me, unlike now?"

While mentally calculating who else to call, Shi Bai casually mumbled nonsense.

"You can only say that time waits for no one, after all, you're quite... uh?"

P.S. Good morning!