Shipgirls and Salted Fish Commander, Port Survival Guide

When Jing Su is not around, Plymouth naturally obeys Queen Elizabeth's orders. But when Jing Su is around, even Queen Elizabeth herself has to listen to Jing Su, though she would never admit it.

Most importantly, Queen Elizabeth was worried that if she did anything out of line again, Plymouth might actually take action against her, since that guy valued Jing Su more than anything else.

'Sigh, it's so frustrating. Plymouth is like a completely different ship girl depending on whether the Commander is around or not~'

Research ship girls all have some personality flaws to varying degrees. Their thinking logic is different from that of ordinary people, and research ship girls are even more extreme than ordinary ship girls.

Plymouth is considered a relatively normal research ship, especially in Jing Su's absence.

"Your Majesty." Warspite noticed that something was wrong and immediately ran over to see what was going on.

"Ahem." At this moment, Jing Su recovered from her confusion and stood up, saying, "Your Majesty Queen Elizabeth, please forgive my rudeness, but this blow was deserved!"

"Hmph, I forgive your rudeness, but this will not happen again," Queen Elizabeth said haughtily, arms crossed.

Queen Elizabeth had originally intended to say something else, but as soon as she made this move, Jing Su's gaze was uncontrollably drawn to a certain mysterious area.

Queen Elizabeth's gesture was actually a way to show off her figure. Since transmigrating to this world, Jing Su has seen almost every girl she meets do this gesture. The more times she sees it, the more impressed she becomes. Now, when she stares at someone, Jing Su has no thoughts in her mind; she just glances at them subconsciously.

Other ship girls, not to mention Plymouth who is terrifying enough to make your eyes pop, even Vanguard can be lifted up by an arm to some extent.

Queen Elizabeth, however, simply pressed down on her own bridge, and despite Jing Su's efforts for most of the day, he couldn't see a single ripple.

"How rude!" Sensing Jing Su's strange gaze, Queen Elizabeth quickly realized what Jing Su was wondering about, and at this point, Queen Elizabeth completely lost her composure.

With a flushed face and her staff raised high, Queen Elizabeth declared that even if it meant war with Plymouth, she would crack open Plymouth's skull to provoke him!

"Your Majesty, calm down, Your Majesty." This time, Warspite stood by her side, holding Queen Elizabeth tightly. This was also her duty as a Royal Guard knight. Her queen was always prone to going into a red-hot berserk state due to various physical reasons, and at this time, she needed to step in and hold Queen Elizabeth back.

The last time Queen Elizabeth lost her composure like this was at a reception hosted by the Sakura Empire, where she argued with the Iron and Blood Germany, for reasons similar to those in today's case.

'I can only say that he is indeed a commander. He angered His Majesty like this with just a few words.' Warspite smiled bitterly to herself. She was a colored battleship. Although her combat power was not as good as the top batch, she still had her foundation. As a result, she was now showing signs of being unable to hold on. How angry had His Majesty made her?

Although she wore a wry smile, she was secretly delighted. As his personal knight, she knew her queen's personality best. She cared about him, which was why she got angry so easily. She cared about him, which was why he let her gaze casually sweep over her.

As the head of the royal family, Queen Elizabeth's noble status naturally gave her an air of nobility. If you were outside, you'd be lucky to even glance at her, let alone get a look at her.

Moreover, what pleased Warspite the most was Jing Su's subconscious behavior towards Queen Elizabeth. Warspite clearly noticed the way the commander looked at his queen. It was a subconscious behavior. What did this mean? It meant that Jing Su had already regarded Queen Elizabeth as one of his own in his heart.

Only when someone is so familiar with another that they are completely off guard will they subconsciously act so rudely. Subconsciously, even Queen Elizabeth herself didn't see anything wrong with Jing Su's behavior. The Queen's anger stemmed from the comparison.

Why did you look at Plymouth's first, and then Her Majesty's? What's the meaning of that?

According to Her Majesty the Queen, large ones are too common in the port area, while small ones are a scarce resource. Those like herself are even more precious and rare treasures.

Thinking of this, Warspite glanced furtively at his own, then at Queen Elizabeth's, and breathed a sigh of relief, 'At least mine is relatively large~'

Chapter Sixty-One: The Restless Ship Girls

After a few lively words, the hot pot dinner officially began.

It's called hot pot, but it's more like barbecue, at least for Changchun. This girl is happily grilling fish she caught from the lake with Firefly.

Queen Elizabeth was indeed enjoying the hot pot, but being of such a high status, she insisted that Jing Su handle everything and wouldn't even allow the royal maids to help.

Plymouth, on the other hand, was seated at another table. I really didn't dare let Plymouth eat hot pot at the same table as me. After all, when you eat hot pot, you might accidentally say something in a commanding way, and it wouldn't be good if Plymouth did something out of line.

People are here to enjoy the food, not to live in fear.

"Servant, I've finished my beef. Quickly bring me a new one."

"Servant, the sauce dish is empty. Quickly refill it. Remember, I don't eat cilantro, sesame oil, or mustard!"

"Servant..."

Perhaps to retaliate for the anger she felt from Jing Su's earlier gaze, Queen Elizabeth was now bossing Jing Su around like crazy, while Warspite was burying her head in her food, trembling with fear.

Actually, Queen Elizabeth wasn't that angry at first. It was only after the war-weary had finally managed to appease the Queen that Changchun came bounding over. Because he was catching fish, Changchun took off his thick clothes. Changchun was the type to hide his size; he didn't look very big, but once he took off his clothes and revealed his true abilities, he was quite well-endowed.

Queen Elizabeth finally lost her temper. It was bad enough that she couldn't compete with light cruisers, but now she even lost to a destroyer. The Queen Elizabeth, who was on the verge of collapse, almost fainted from anger.

This hot pot dinner was designed to resemble a famous hot pot restaurant by the royal maids. The tables were set up outdoors, and the royal maids moved among the tables, providing exquisite service to every young lady enjoying the food.

The maids bustled about, but everyone ate quite quietly throughout the banquet. It wasn't that everyone was particularly polite while eating; in fact, even Iris, who was the most disciplined, would gossip among herself while everyone ate.

The reason everyone is eating so quietly now is quite simple.

Everyone's gaze, including that of the royal maids, was drawn, intentionally or unintentionally, to the table in the very center—the table where Jing Su was sitting.

Originally, according to Queen Elizabeth's plan, there would be a welcome dinner in the afternoon and another banquet in the evening. Basically, Jing Su was busy all day. Everyone wanted to do something, but due to the specific tasks assigned to them, they didn't have time.

However, because Jing Su was delayed by something during the day, Queen Elizabeth's evening plans were completely disrupted. Specifically, after the banquet, the ship girls who were originally scheduled to have a lot of things to do suddenly had nothing to do.

In other words, everyone has the opportunity to launch their own offensive against Jing Su.

Jing Su, now the prey, was completely unaware of what was about to happen. At that moment, he was still focused on selecting seasonings for Queen Elizabeth. For Jing Su, a seasoned hot pot lover, hot pot seasonings were absolutely not to be taken lightly. Whether hot pot was delicious or not depended entirely on what was in the dish.

Because she was so focused, Jing Su didn't notice that the other girls were looking at her with increasingly bright eyes.

"Commander, it's been a long time since we last met, how can we not have something to drink? Come on, let me toast you." Soon, the first ship girl launched her attack.

As Jing Su returned to her seat, she looked up and saw a tall ship girl dressed in all-black stockings, a white robe and red skirt, with red gloves on her hands. She was holding a glass full of red wine and was laughing heartily at her.

“As expected, you’re the first one.” Before Jing Su could say anything, Warspite spoke up from the side.

"Long time no see. Indeed, it's time to drink, haha. But I haven't drunk much red wine. Is there any custom associated with drinking it?" At this moment, Jing Su recognized the ship girl in front of her.

The King George V-class battleship, Hao, is a bold and outgoing ship girl with an amazing figure, a fondness for black stockings, and long legs that could kill Jing Su.

The Royal Navy's current personnel are not complete, with most of the main force fighting on the front lines. Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible to fit all the Royal Navy's ship girls into a small open-air garden.

Moreover, as proud members of the Royal Navy, most of them consider themselves ladies and are actually quite reserved in their actions. Among the reserved Royal Navy ship girls, Hao, true to her name, is quite bold.

"Hehe, what a coincidence. I'm quite knowledgeable about red wine, so I can personally teach the Commander." Hao sat down next to Jing Su and pulled out a wine glass from somewhere, pouring Jing Su a glass.

As members of the royal family, I dare not say about other things, but they must have thoroughly studied etiquette.

In fact, Hao is more skilled in combat than in drinking etiquette, but in this situation, she is the most knowledgeable noblewoman in the world when it comes to appreciating red wine.

"Hehe, my dear sister, lying isn't something a good child does." At this moment, a strong voice interrupted Hao's speech.

Jing Su turned her head and saw a blonde, red-eyed ship girl wearing a red robe, a red and white striped short skirt, and black stockings. She had an amazing figure and looked somewhat like Hao. She was carrying a basin and walked to Jing Su's side.

"Sister~" Upon seeing the person who arrived, Hao's expression became quite interesting, and he gritted his teeth as he spoke.

"King George V, it's been a long time." Jing Su finally noticed something was off; the atmosphere was strange.

Once the first person takes the lead, a second person will naturally follow. Getting Jing Su drunk is a good option, but doing so in front of everyone is too blatant. Not only will others find it unacceptable, but even Jing Su herself will easily sense that something is amiss.

Sure enough, after I arrived, Jing Su's expression changed, clearly indicating that she had sensed something.

King George V's visit was not only to seek opportunities, but also to intercept—no, to cover for his sister.

Queen Elizabeth said nothing about the rivalry between the two women, but simply ate the food that Jing Su had served her in small bites at the table.

As the head of the Royal Navy, her every word and action must set an example for the entire Royal Navy. If she were to lose her composure first, the other Royal Navy ship girls would follow suit, and then everything would fall into chaos.

Besides, she didn't think that Howe and King George V could cause any trouble. It wasn't just a matter of the nail that sticks out getting hammered down; more importantly, the real big shots were still watching from behind.

Chapter Sixty-Two: Leaving for a While

The Royal Navy's main fighting force is on the front lines, but that doesn't mean there's no one in the rear. For example, Vanguard and Perseus are two ship girls who are deeply loved by Jing Su.

Vanguard broke the record for the fastest person in the port to become a secretary ship, a record he has maintained ever since. Even now, he remains firmly in his position, a key talent for the Royal Navy in handling matters for other factions.

Perseus is one of Jing Su's most trusted ship girls. Whenever a new partner joins the port, Perseus usually leads the early battles. Although this position was later taken by Unicorn, Perseus is still an important alternative and has a significant influence in Jing Su's mind.

Both Vanguard and Perseus are still at the royal residence, not on the front lines. These two haven't appeared yet, not to mention another person, an absolute heavyweight in Jing Su's mind, whose whereabouts are still unknown.

Therefore, when those two fools, Howe and King George V, launched their first attack, Queen Elizabeth remained completely detached, watching the show and waiting to see how things would unfold.

There are many ship girls who share the same idea as Queen Elizabeth, so after Hao and King George V took action, no one followed suit. Everyone seemed to have turned into starving ghosts and tried their best to devour the food on the table, but their attention was focused on Jing Su, ready to intercept her at any time.

Hao and his sister didn't care what others thought; they continued to find excuses to harass Jing Su.

One moment he says the hotpot dinner prepared by Jing Su is excellent, the food is delicious, and he toasts the Commander; the next moment he says that after a long separation, he has nowhere to express his longing, and he punishes the Commander with a drink; then he says the weather is nice today, and he should have a drink.

Later on, the two women simply stopped making excuses and started pouring Jing Su drinks.

soon.

Under their relentless onslaught, Jing Su's face flushed red, her eyes glazed over, and she trembled as she asked, "Can you two still drink? Why don't you go and rest for a bit?"

Yes, under the fierce attack of Howe and King George V, the first to give in were actually the two of them.

The two women were flushed, their eyes filled with longing. The elder sister, Queen George V, was somewhat better, but her heart pounded with excitement and her hands trembled. She mistakenly poured vinegar into her glass, thinking it was wine, and downed it in one gulp without a word. Afterward, she exclaimed, "This wine has a unique flavor; Commander, you should try it!"

The younger sister, Hao, was clearly weaker, but she could no longer contain her excitement. She had initially only been saying some strange, cheesy pick-up lines, but now she started to make physical advances.

"Hehe, Commander, you're really good-looking." Suddenly, Hao grabbed Jing Su's neck, ready to give her a kiss.

Queen Elizabeth could no longer stand it. She rushed forward, grabbed Howe's arm, and separated the two. She said in a deep voice, "Curaçao, take Howe and King George V away to rest. They are both drunk. Remember, if they say anything strange on the way, or try to attack you, I grant you the authority to take action directly. For your own safety, you can deploy your ship's equipment and knock them both unconscious. I will take responsibility for anything that happens."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Curaçao, who had been keeping watch in the distance for a long time, received the order, remained silent for a moment, and then reluctantly got up to agree.

To be honest, she didn't want to accept the order, because once she did, it would mean that she would be the first to be eliminated in the battle for Jing Su. Now, seeing that Jing Su was half-drunk and the ground was covered with wine bottles, it was the perfect opportunity to reap the rewards, but she missed her chance.

Although she felt helpless, Queen Elizabeth had specifically requested that she go, so Curaçao had no choice but to agree.

A silent prayer began to run through my mind: 'Master, hang in there! Don't give in so easily! Wait for me to come back!'

'Clang clang'

Before Howe and King George V could say anything, Curaçao delivered two swift and decisive chops, and the two women's eyelids rolled back, and they lost consciousness. Curaçao was essentially tacitly acknowledging that the two would make advances on the way, so she decided not to wait any longer; the most important thing now was to save time.

Thus, King George V, who fired the first shot in the battle for Jing Su, and King George V, who fired the second, were officially eliminated.

"Commander, are you alright?" Seeing the George sisters leave, the atmosphere became even more tense. Warspite broke the silence first and asked about Jing Su's condition. This was also what the other ship girls present were most concerned about. Was Jing Su drunk or not? If so, how drunk was she? It would be troublesome if she couldn't get an erection later.

"Phew~ I'm alright." Exhaling a breath of stale air, Jing Su rubbed her eyebrows and said, "I drank a bit too much at once, and my head is a little throbbing."

"Then how about I take you to rest?" Warspite was overjoyed at the sight. Ignoring everything else, she quickly launched her offensive. She secretly decided that as long as Jing Su agreed, she would immediately grab Jing Su's hand and rush towards the room in a princess carry. She didn't care about anything else. As long as she got into the room first, the other ship girls would have no say even if they were angry.

"No need for that. It's still early. If I leave now, things will get chaotic," Jing Su chuckled.

"Hey, you're not drunk?" Warspite was stunned when he saw Jing Su's incredibly clear pronunciation.

"Haha, this is nothing. Red wine doesn't have a high alcohol content to begin with, it just has a stronger aftereffect. The one Hao and the others chose is practically water to me. If I had to say, I drank a ton of water and my stomach is bloated." Jing Su grinned.

Just kidding. Having stayed at the Donghuang garrison for so long, Jing Su's alcohol tolerance has long been honed by Binjiang. This girl really goes to any lengths to get Jing Su drunk, and it's all baijiu (Chinese liquor). Her purpose is very simple: as soon as Jing Su shows any signs of drunkenness, she immediately drags him into the room, turns off the lights, draws the curtains, and launches a fierce attack on Jing Su's kidneys.

These war-weary people were truly dumbfounded, staring at the pile of bottles on the ground that was almost as tall as themselves, and fell into deep thought.

'Oh no, the plan has failed miserably! What should we do next?'

The remaining ship girls looked at each other, bewildered. When Warspite extended the invitation, they were all annoyed, wondering if they had been too late. But after hearing Jing Su's reply, they were at a loss for words.

It's no wonder the women were surprised. They had all heard about Hao's plan. She had prepared for tonight's operation for a long time, and some of the red wine she chose had been spiked. As a result, after one or two bottles, the commander was fine, but the mastermind, Hao, collapsed.

It can only be said that the royal faction drinks more wine, while they have only heard of the Donghuang faction's baijiu (Chinese liquor) but know little about it.

Binjiang, a true Northeastern girl, has a very pure understanding of alcohol. She considers anything below 20 degrees to be water, not alcohol. If Yixian hadn't strongly objected, she would have gotten the life-giving water from Beilian and poured it into Jingsu's drink.

Red wine typically has an alcohol content between eight and fifteen degrees, and after being tempered in Binjiang, the little bit of stuff Hao forced him to drink was really nothing.

"Ouch, I guess I drank too much water. I'm going to the restroom." Jing Su quickly got up and left before anyone else could say anything.

At that moment, all the ship girls in the audience had their eyes light up.

Chapter Sixty-Three: If you are unjust, don't blame me for being unjust!

Jing Su remarked that, as expected of the royal camp, everything was luxurious; stepping into the restroom felt like entering a palace.

Drawn in by the contrast, Jing Su lingered a while while washing her hands, and this lingering presence led to trouble.

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Because she was in a hurry, Jing Su ran to the restroom. When a person's physical activity level is high, their blood circulation will accelerate. Jing Su had already drunk a lot of alcohol, and it was red wine, which has a strong aftereffect.

Of course, what Jing Su didn't know was that Hao had secretly added something to the drink to make it more effective. Now that the medicine was taking effect, Jing Su felt dizzy and lightheaded.

"Is it because I'm too tired?" Standing in front of the mirror, Jing Su covered her eyes and rubbed them back and forth, trying to clear her mind.

"Commander, are you alright? You seem to be feeling unwell." In her daze, Jing Su heard a gentle voice.

"Ah, me? I'm alright, my head is a little throbbing~" Opening her eyes, her brain spun around and Jing Su almost stumbled and fell to the ground.

"Commander~" a cry of surprise rang out.

Jing Su felt as if she was being supported, her senses were being deprived, her eyes were blurry and she couldn't see anything. After trying several times, she only knew that she was being held by a figure dressed in white.

“It smells so good~”