[Uchiha Izuna: I didn't look closely either. Did anyone notice? Which of the two of them got to the top of the tree first?]
[Fugaku Uchiha: I noticed, it was my son Sasuke who reached the top of the tree first!]
[Minato Namikaze: Nonsense, my Naruto arrived first!]
[Tobirama Senju: What you two said doesn't count. Next!]
Minato Namikaze: ...
[Uchiha Fugaku: ...]
[Tobirama Senju: Hizashi, you have Byakugan, so your observation skills should be a little more keen than ours. You tell us!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Um... judging from the current state, Naruto's size should be slightly larger. No wonder he's a Jinchuriki with a Tailed Beast inside him!]
[Tobirama Senju: ???]
[Yuhi Maku: Oh no, Hizashi's gotten addicted to using his Byakugan to see through things. No wonder he hasn't been saying much lately.]
[Hyuga Hizashi:...]
[Tobirama Senju: Hizashi, I was talking about who climbed to the top of the tree first, not who had a bigger one!]
[Hyuga Hizashi: Sorry, Second Hokage, I was so focused on them that I didn't notice this.]
[The Third Raikage: This Hyuga brother is really funny, actually looking at two little brats' stuff. Do they have some kind of weird fetish?]
Jiang Cheng: "Uncle Rishiya, I never expected you to be this kind of person!"
[Hyuga Hizashi:? ? ? 】
[Karagi Yagura: I now seriously suspect he's looking at my penis with his eyes rolled back. I suggest the streamer just turn off his special perspective, otherwise he's the only one watching, and I'm really upset about it!]
[Loquat Juzo: Holy crap, if you want to watch it yourself, just say so! Why all the high-sounding nonsense!]
[Hozuki Mangetsu: This guy might have been looking around all along, he just doesn't say it.]
Hyuga Hizashi: I didn't! I just glance at it occasionally!
Jiang Cheng: "Uncle Richa, the X-ray vision effect of your eye roll is indeed a bit unethical in the live stream. For the sake of fairness, I've decided to turn it off. I'll let you know if you need to turn it back on!"
[Hyuga Hizashi: Damn, if special perspectives are going to be censored, then why don't you censor the Sharingan of those Uchiha clan members?]
[Uchiha Madara: What did you say, brat? You dare seal my eyes?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Our Sharingan has always been upright and honest, unlike your Byakugan which has such despicable functions!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Exactly! Who knows, back in the village, you Hyuga clan members probably used your Byakugan to spy on others all the time!]
[Crimson Yuhi: That's definitely possible!]
[Minato Namikaze: No wonder my underwear keeps getting stolen from the balcony!]
[Tobirama Senju: Fourth Hokage, to be fair, don't frame me. What does the theft of your underwear have to do with someone giving you a dirty look?]
[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, you may not know this, but my balcony has a roof, and I even installed closed curtains on the windows so that Kushina and I could have some fun on the balcony.]
If it weren't for their X-ray vision, how would they have known I hung my underwear out to dry on the balcony?
[Uzumaki Kushina:...]
[Tobirama Senju: I didn't know you and your wife had this kind of thing going for you?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Tch~ It's only a second or two, why bother with all that fancy stuff?]
With that spare money, you might as well just book a room by the hour at the Konoha Hotel!
[Minato Namikaze: I'm talking about underwear right now, don't go off on a tangent!]
[The Third Raikage: Terrifying! Konoha Village is definitely not a place for ordinary people!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Yeah, they're always wiping out entire clans, gouging out eyes, committing suicide, and now there's a family that specializes in spying on others. It's terrifying!]
[Hozuki Mangetsu: This seemingly sunny place is actually far more terrifying than the former Blood Mist Village of Kirigakure!]
[Tobirama Senju: Seriously, didn't any of you see which of those two kids climbed to the top of the tree first?]
[Uchiha Madara: I saw it, but you might not believe it, but those two kids reached the summit at exactly the same time, without the slightest difference!]
[Tobirama Senju: Is that so? So, this match is considered a draw?]
[Fugaku Uchiha: I don't think so. My Sasuke is currently injured, and Kakashi also said before that he shouldn't do any strenuous exercise, otherwise his wounds will tear open again.]
Therefore, I think Sasuke is the better choice!
[Uchiha Madara: Hmm, if you put it that way, there's some truth to it!]
[Minato Namikaze: I object. There's never any fairness in ninja battles. During wartime, if you find your enemy is wounded, are you just going to refrain from killing them?]
[Tobirama Senju: The Fourth Hokage is right. There's never any real fairness in battles between ninjas.]
[Uchiha Izuna: So... it's still a draw?]
[Tobirama Senju: Then let's call it a draw!]
Jiang Cheng: "Gentlemen, may I say something?"
[Tobirama Senju: What? We've already analyzed the results, do you think you can change the outcome?]
Although Madara's character is questionable, his judgment is unquestionable, even to me; he's probably right!
Madara Uchiha: ...
Jiang Cheng: "I didn't doubt Madara's eyesight. Sasuke and Naruto definitely arrived at the top of the tree at the same time!"
[Tobirama Senju: Then what else do you want to say? Since they reached the top of the tree at the same time, what else could it be but a draw?]
Jiang Cheng: "Don't jump to conclusions yet. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but Naruto Uzumaki is standing a little bit higher than Sasuke Uchiha right now!"
Hear this.
Everyone immediately made a careful comparison of the height of Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's positions.
However, the comparison revealed that the two were standing at almost the same height.
It's impossible to tell which is higher or lower.
[Tobirama Senju: Aren't their heads at the same level?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Yes, if their positions were uneven, we would have noticed it long ago.]
Everyone was still completely confused.
Jiang Cheng smiled and was about to speak.
But Madara Uchiha spoke first!
Madara Uchiha: I understand what Jiang kid means. Naruto Uzumaki is a head shorter than Sasuke Uchiha. Although their current body heights look about the same, the tree is actually a bit taller than Naruto Uzumaki.
From this perspective, even if both of them reached the top at the same time, Sasuke Uchiha would still lose!
Jiang Cheng: "Looks like it's Ban Ye who understands me best!"
[The Third Raikage: No... as expected of a ninja in transit!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap, Raikage, you're here again. Are you another simp?]
[Third Raikage: No, I only said that to express my admiration for Madara.]
After all, in some areas of ability, I far surpass Madara. The higher I praise him, the more I indirectly elevate myself, don't I?
Madara Uchiha: ...
[Yagura Karatachi: Holy crap, I didn't expect you to be more of a scheming jerk than a simp!]
[Tobirama Senju: Alright, you two shut up. As the notary, I'll announce the result of this match...]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Wait, Second Hokage, when did you become our notary?]
[Tobirama Senju: Damn it, can't I just seal myself off?]
[Fugaku Uchiha: I think you should save your energy. Actually, this bet was just a joke between Minato and me, it doesn't count!]
[Minato Namikaze: Holy crap, I never said that! I've always been serious!]
[Tobirama Senju: You're not planning to back out of your defeat, are you?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: So what if it is? Anyway, Minato and I didn't make any contract!]
[Minato Namikaze: Fugaku, I remember you just said you would protect the honor of the Uchiha clan, and now you're trying to renege on your promise?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Cheat? Do you have any proof? I was just joking, you just took it seriously!]
[Tobirama Senju: Holy crap, that's shameless! Madara, Izuna, aren't you two going to do anything about this?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Ahem~ This is ultimately their private matter, and it's not appropriate for us to interfere!]
[Uchiha Madara: Izuna is right. Since it's a private matter, let them resolve it privately.]
Madara Uchiha and Izuna Uchiha simply chose to leave it alone.
No wonder.
After all, if Fugaku Uchiha really called Minato Namikaze "Dad"!
That would be a disgrace to the entire Uchiha clan.
If we can get away with it, that would be the best!
[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, what should I do now?]
[Tobirama Senju: You're asking me? You two only made a verbal bet, and now the other party wants to renege on it. There's nothing I can do about it!]
Seeing that Fugaku Uchiha wanted to break the contract, the others all wanted to stand up and speak up for Minato Namikaze.
But when I think about the attitude of those two ancient giants, Madara and Izuna Uchiha, just now!
They immediately swallowed back the words they had just managed to say.
no way.
After all, offending those two ancient big shots in this live stream is not a wise move!
And the other side.
Minato Namikaze was helpless against him!
Uchiha Fugaku burst into laughter.
[Uchiha Fugaku: Hahaha~ Didn't expect that, Minato. Remember this lesson. Next time you make a bet with someone, don't forget to draw up a contract. Otherwise, it's easy for someone to break the contract without proof!]
But then again, you didn't really lose out this time. You learned from your mistakes; at least you gained something!
[Minato Namikaze: You bastard! The last patriarch of the Uchiha clan, how dare you go back on your word! Don't you even care about the honor of the Uchiha clan?]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Heh? Honor, my foot! Didn't the Second Hokage just say that our Uchiha clan is gone? What the hell do we want in terms of honor?]
It would be good enough if they could preserve their previous reputation.
If I were to actually call you "father" right now, that would truly be a disgrace to the Uchiha clan!
[Minato Namikaze: You bastard, I trusted you so much before...]
[Tobirama Senju: Sigh~ Oh well, Fourth Hokage, accept your fate. At least you didn't lose this time, otherwise you'd be at an even greater disadvantage.]
Minato Namikaze: ...
Minato Namikaze was so angry at Fugaku Uchiha that he felt like his lungs were about to explode.
He originally thought the other party would abide by the spirit of the contract, just like him.
But who would have thought that the other side would have kept such a trick up their sleeve at the end!
It's so shameless!
however.
Just when Minato Namikaze and Tobirama Senju were both at a loss.
Kushina Uzumaki, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up!
[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, why are you wasting your breath talking to this bastard who has no sense of contract? Just go find Jiang Cheng, he'll definitely stand up for you!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Looking for Jiang Cheng? Heh~ Let me tell you the truth, even if the Emperor himself came, it wouldn't make a difference in this matter.]
Besides, Jiang Cheng lives in the mortal world, while I live in the Pure Land. We're from different worlds; what can he do to me?
The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and Uchiha Fugaku suddenly felt like he was back in action.
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