"He probably went to take a dump!"
Kakashi said listlessly.
Jiang Cheng looked up and glanced at him.
Thinking back to what happened last night, I couldn't help but find it a little funny.
It might be because I stayed up too late last night.
Kakashi's mental state isn't very good right now!
Therefore, he did not notice Naruto Uzumaki, who was perched on the tree and secretly laughing.
On the contrary, Jiang Cheng spotted that guy at a glance.
"Isn't Naruto over there?"
Jiang Cheng pointed to the sky.
Kakashi and Sakura looked in the direction of the sound and found Naruto perched on a tree branch.
"Hehe~ I was just trying to scare you guys, but you guys found out first!"
Naruto chuckled, looking rather listless.
"Naruto can climb this high now? Damn it!"
Sakura said with a surprised look.
At this moment, Naruto Uzumaki had climbed to the cross branch not far from the top of the tree.
It is at least tens of meters above the ground.
To be able to cultivate to this level overnight is indeed a significant improvement!
When Naruto heard the woman he admired praising him, his eyes lit up. He felt that his chance to show off had finally come.
So, despite his exhaustion, he forced himself to stand up on that branch.
Then he laughed triumphantly, "How about that, Sakura? Aren't I amazing? If the ship sinks again when we go back next time, I can carry you across the sea!"
Sakura:? ? ?
"Holy crap!"
Suddenly, Naruto Uzumaki slipped and fell straight down from the tree.
"Idiot! Ah—"
Startled, Sakura quickly closed her eyes and screamed loudly.
Kakashi, who was standing nearby, was also startled.
He immediately became much more energetic.
But the next second.
Naruto's irritating voice came down from the tree again: "Haha~ I was just kidding, you all fell for it, didn't you?"
Kakashi's lips twitched.
Sakura also opened her eyes at the same time.
Only then did she realize that Naruto hadn't actually fallen from the tree.
That thing just deliberately changed its posture, hanging upside down on the tree branch.
Damn it, that bastard!
Sakura wanted to start cursing.
But the thought of Jiang Cheng being right beside me...
She forced down her anger, took a deep breath, and said, "Naruto, don't scare people like that, really!"
At the same time, he roared in his heart: Damn it, once Jiang Cheng leaves, I'll kill you right away!
"idiot!"
On the other side, Kakashi, who was startled, couldn't help but roll his dead fish eyes.
He silently cursed his teacher, who had been dead for over a decade, in his mind: Damn it, Minato-sensei, what kind of thing did you give birth to?
Both of them were quite frightened by Naruto's prank.
Of the three, only Jiang Cheng remained calm as he watched Naruto's performance!
He remained silent and smiled throughout.
Chapter 104 Uchiha Sasuke slipped up! (Begging for full subscription)
[Tobirama Senju: What on earth is this brat doing?]
[Uchiha Izuna: Maybe he just wants to show off his training results!]
[Tobirama Senju: It's just a mere chakra control technique, what's so special about that?]
[Minato Namikaze: Second Hokage, Naruto is still just a child. It's already quite remarkable that he's risen so high overnight!]
[Uchiha Fugaku: Tch~ Minato, you think too highly of your son. Didn't you see how he got up there?]
What if he didn't use chakra control techniques, but instead climbed up there unnoticed?
[Minato Namikaze: That can't be true, right? Who would be that bored?]
[Fugaku Uchiha: That's hard to say. Don't forget, your son is always thinking about showing off. What wouldn't he do to impress others?]
Minato Namikaze: ...
Seeing her son being spoken so harshly, and her husband unable to refute the others, Kushina Uzumaki was instantly enraged.
Kushina Uzumaki: Fugaku, are you blind? My Naruto is currently hanging upside down from a tree branch using chakra control jutsu.
If you can do that much, stepping on a tree is nothing.
I think it's your Sasuke who's been missing all this time!
Could it be that Kakashi guessed correctly and he went to take a dump?
But you can't blame Sasuke for that. After all, that kid was beaten so badly by Jiang Cheng that he lost control of his bladder and bowels.
Now there's a lingering effect; I poop ten or twenty times a day, which is considered normal, otherwise I'd be leaking!
It's often said that women are far more skilled at arguing than men.
That's absolutely true.
At this moment, Kushina Uzumaki's series of actions completely baffled Fugaku Uchiha!
He didn't even know how to refute the other party.
However, this scene displeased another woman.
[Uchiha Mikoto: Kushina, you're going too far with what you're saying. No matter how bad my Sasuke is, he's still better than your short, scrawny son, right?]
Look at your son. He's underdeveloped and much shorter than his peers, and he's always getting into all sorts of weird surgeries.
If it weren't for Jiang Cheng last time, he would have completely disgraced the entire Hidden Leaf Village.
By the way, I heard from a friend the other day that boys who have poor development may have problems with fertility later in life!
Your entire family's bloodline might be wiped out here!
Kushina Uzumaki: Hehe~ Speaking of fertility, you should worry more about your Sasuke. He's so incontinent, how will he be able to do *that* in the future?
Even if you can do that, what if you suddenly lose control of your bladder while doing it?
Tsk tsk tsk~ If that were really the case, I can't even imagine what it would look like!
[Uchiha Mikoto: You... Kushina, you've gone too far! I even considered you a sister back then!]
Kushina Uzumaki: Hmph~ It was your Fugaku who humiliated my Naruto first. I'm just helping my son get revenge. Is that wrong?
Mikoto, don't forget what my old nickname was! If you push me too far, I'll curse your entire family lineage!
[Uchiha Izuna: Holy crap, you two younger women can curse all you want, but why are you dragging us older folks into this?]
[Uchiha Madara: An innocent bystander caught in the crossfire, the most fatal mistake!]
[Uchiha Tajima: ???]
[Fugaku Uchiha: Mikoto, don't waste your breath on this shrew. Once Sasuke wins this match, Minato will be calling me 'Dad.' Then you'll be her elder, and we'll see how arrogant she can be then!]
[Uchiha Mikoto: Yeah, Sasuke is such a talented kid, he'll definitely beat that 'Super Boy' contestant!]
Minato Namikaze: ...
Kushina Uzumaki: Heh~ Your Sasuke has vanished without a trace, and you still want to win? Go eat shit, look at my Naruto...
"what--"
Kushina Uzumaki hadn't finished speaking yet.
Naruto from the outside world fell directly off the tree branch.
This wasn't a prank; they really fell.
The feet, which were originally attached to the tree branches, detached due to insufficient control of chakra.
[Tobirama Senju: Oh no, that kid's gone too far!]
[Uchiha Izuna: This is what happens when you force yourself to be cool!]
Everyone was shocked.
No one expected Naruto to pull this stunt at the end!
But at this moment.
Another figure suddenly jumped down from a nearby tree.
Then, by using a hook-like motion, he instantly grabbed Naruto's ankle, preventing him from falling off!
And the person who came to the rescue in time was none other than...
It was Uchiha Sasuke who had just come back from taking a dump!
See this scene.
Kushina Uzumaki's face immediately darkened.
However, the Fugaku couple were overjoyed at that moment!
[Uchiha Mikoto: Haha~ Kushina, didn't you say your Naruto was amazing? I don't think he's that great.]
If my Sasuke hadn't saved your useless son in time, he probably would have been crippled!
[Fugaku Uchiha: Although Sasuke's talent is far inferior to his brother's, it is still much higher than that of the Nine-Tails.]
Looks like I'm going to have another son. Minato, are you ready to call me Dad?
Minato Namikaze: ...
[Uzumaki Kushina:...]
[Tobirama Senju: This brat from the Uchiha clan is really something. Even the Fourth Hokage's son was so diligent, but in the end, he still managed to surpass him.]
[Uchiha Izuna: Isn't that obvious? Even the worst members of our Uchiha clan are still far superior to any scruffy freak!]
[Yagura Karatachi: Is this the talent of the Uchiha clan? Impressive indeed!]
[Mangetsu Hozuki: The Nine-Tails has the blood of the Uzumaki clan flowing through his veins, and his talent is already quite good, but I didn't expect him to still be no match for that Uchiha brat.]
【Crimson Yuhi: Once a super clan on par with the Senju, they truly lived up to their reputation!】
[The Third Raikage: As expected of the Uchiha clan. If I had known, I wouldn't have bothered with the Hyuga clan; I should have just targeted the Uchiha clan!]
[Uchiha Izuna: Damn it, what did you say?]
Sasuke Uchiha's amazing performance made everyone marvel at the power of the Uchiha bloodline!
But this time.
Uchiha Sasuke's expression suddenly turned strange!
[Tobirama Senju: Huh? This Uchiha brat seems a bit off!]
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