MyGO!!! I am the succubus Xiaoxiang?

"It's so sour!" Ai Yin squinted at the lemon tea and commented leisurely.

"Ha! Tell me, where's it sour?! Say it again, where's it sour! Say it again! You idiot! Where's it sour, and why? How could it be sour for me?"

"I meant the lemon tea was so sour!" Ai Yin complained, looking up at Li Xi.

"Gulp! You idiot, I, I'm talking about, lemon tea, this, this lemon tea, where's it sour? Ha, tell me, where's it sour? This lemon tea isn't sour at all!" After making a gurgling sound, Li Xi raised his head and questioned Ai Yin with heavy breathing.

This lemon tea isn't sour at all.

"Oh, not sour? Then Lixi, I demand a redo. You wrote here that it's not sour, so redo it! You said it yourself that it's not sour!!" Xiangzi looked up at Lixi and said.

"Ha... Ha?" Li Xi turned to look at Xiang Zi.

"Remake it again? It's not sour, remake it again, yes, yes, also, it's not sour, remake it again, then, then."

"Snapped!"

Lixi watched as Xiangzi and Aiyin clasped their hands together in front of him, signifying their perfect teamwork.

"You two!"

"Lamp! I'm so tired, let me hug you! Support my head." Xiangzi casually hugged the lamp and held it in front of him, resting his head on the lamp's shoulder as he looked at Lixi in front of him.

Li Xi glanced over here, while Deng looked back blankly.

"Goo!"

"Chihaya Aine!!!"

"Eh! Wait! Wait! Eh! Saki-chan! Um! Can I borrow your lamp for a second? Can I borrow your lamp for a second? Lamp! I, I need you too, I'm so tired, um, okay! Watashi! Ne! SaKI-chan!"

"No!"

"Hey! Aren't we teammates?"

"Yes, but someone has to sacrifice themselves to appease Lixi."

"Then why can't it be you?! Saki-chan!"

"That's so unfair! We're teammates, and you want to sacrifice me? That's so unfair! You're a bad person! I'm not going to be friends with you anymore! Akari, look at you! Aine is so mean! She offended someone else, and now she wants me to sacrifice myself."

"Um, Aine-chan, you can't do that kind of thing!" Akari turned her head and looked at Aine.

"Hey, yeah, that's true, but something still feels off. If I make Xiangzi sacrifice himself, then I'm the bad guy, and he's not a teammate. It's normal for Xiangzi not to want to, right? If he's a teammate, then making Xiangzi sacrifice himself would make me the bad guy, wouldn't it? Yes, that's right."

“…But Xiangzi has already made you sacrifice yourself.” Lena said as she sat down, took a sip of lemon tea, leaned against Xiangzi and Deng, and looked at Aine.

"Eh, right, right! SaKI-chan! It wasn't you!"

“Serves you right, you idiot!” Lena said.

"Hey! Ryuna, why!" Aine stared wide-eyed at the group of people watching her being held by Riki's hand. (Too much!)

Aren't we from Ikshuni?

Why does it become like this.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Don't punch me in the head! You're going to turn my smart brain into a stupid idiot!"

"It's okay, I was just slow-witted to begin with, maybe I'll become smarter?" Li Xi laughed.

“How is that possible!” Ai Yin protested.

Then came...

"It hurts!"

"If you have that much strength, go drill into SaKI's head!!"

"You can imagine your head is Xiangzi's head, then the pain won't be so painful!" Li Xi thought for a moment, then comforted him, while simultaneously increasing the intensity of the pain.

"Huh? Ouch, ouch, ouch! Thinking it's Saki's head, the guy who's been with us through thick and thin? Let me try, it actually feels a little better. If this pain were on Xiangzi, and I were holding the lamp, ouch, ouch, ouch! Why is it suddenly getting harder! But, if I'm holding the lamp like this, looking at Xiangzi who's about to cry, I'm not saying this because I think anything about Xiangzi! I'm the one who's going to cry! Lixi! You bastard!"

"That's too much! If you're so capable, hit harder and make Xiangzi cry. If you're so capable, hit harder!"

"Come on! Again, Xiangzi hasn't even cried yet! Harder!!"

"Hey, Ai-yin, are you out of your mind? Li-xi, keep pushing! Don't you'll really turn into an idiot! This isn't me being pushed!" Xiang-zi said subconsciously, looking at the two of them acting strangely.

"I'm fine! I imagine how much pain you're in, and when I think about it, if you cry and beg Lixi to stop pinching you, it makes me feel so good!"

"...Increase the effort, Li Xi," Xiangzi said.

"It doesn't hurt, increase the intensity for Miss Xiangzi! Miss Xiangzi immediately burst into tears!"

Love shouted.

"Huh!! What are you doing?!"

"Snapped!"

The bassist rushing through the door was Nagasaki Motoyo, who had rushed over as fast as he could. Hearing the sounds inside about the intensity of the assault on Shoko, which had made her cry, he ran over like lightning to stop everything from happening.

Then, what came into view was Aine, her head being grabbed by Lixi, looking at Xiangzi with an imposing and angry expression.

Ok?

"Did you hurt Aine's head?" Su Shi asked in confusion.

"No, I don't think so," Li Xi replied.

"Then why is it that even though you're the one using force, Aine is glaring angrily at Xiangzi, and she's not looking at you like that?"

"Hmm~ because she's an idiot!" Lixi thought for a moment.

“That’s true.” Su Shi nodded.

"Ha! You two! And why did Su Shi stop when she saw me, when she rushed in trying to stop them?" Aine asked.

"Because you always inexplicably provoke Li Xi. If you don't get a couple of slaps from Li Xi every day, don't you feel uncomfortable all over?"

"Hey, that seems to be true! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!!"

"Hum~"

Su Shi looked toward the source of the laughter upon hearing it.

Xiangzi hid behind the lamp and chuckled to himself.

"Hey, Su Shi, what are you doing?"

"Sweetie, ANO-chan, let me try your head out."

"No way!! I got messed with by Riki because I was laughing really hard when I heard her breathing on me, ouch ouch ouch ouch! You and I didn't hear her breathing on us."

“Eh,” Su Shi said, touching her fingertips and resting her chin on her hand, “Aren’t we teammates? It’s really okay for us to play around a little, right?”

"You just used that trick, Xiangzi! Try something else! Also, 'playing around' doesn't mean you hit me and I'm crying and making a scene here!! Show some respect for playing around!!" Ai Yin shouted!

. . . . . .

"Saki-chan, take this!" Aine lay on Xiangzi's back, looking at Xiangzi who, despite saying "No, no," obediently let her use her head.

It felt like I had already lost by just twisting Xiangzi's head like that.

The other party didn't resist at all, so it was pointless.

The more the other side resists, the more interesting it becomes.

He struggled with all his might, only to be overpowered by himself. Then, he sipped his lemon tea slowly, watching Xiangzi's tears as he spoke.

"Hmph, will you dare to resist again in the future?"

That was the most enjoyable time.

I don't want this kind of thing that doesn't feel like anything. How should I put it? It doesn't have that flavor, that feeling of being forced into something.

It's like a little kid shouting, "I'm going to beat you!" and then rushing towards the older sister, only to be bounced back. After looking at the older sister, the older sister thinks for a moment and exclaims, "Wow, that's amazing!"

So it won't press on your head anymore.

“Aine?”

"Hehehe! I've discovered that Xiangzi's body is actually very sensitive. If you scratch him or blow on him, little earthworms crawl all over his belly, and he even mimics a centipede as he rustles upwards."

"don't want!!"

"Hey, down, inside the skirt."

"Don't!"

"Hey, turn around and rush over."

"Hahaha! No, it itches!"

"Whew, SaKI-chan, you're really sensitive, just a breath and you're all sensitive."

"It itches! No! I won't do it again, please."

"No! How can this be? Who will share my pain?"

"Since that's the case, don't blame me, Aine!"

"Ouch! It tickles, no, I'm sorry, I won't do it again, Saki-chan, good SaKI, no, it tickles."

"Hmph, watch my calligraphy flow like dragons and snakes. Hey, what's this on the stomach? Hey, it's not the stomach. No wonder no one's bullying me. Uh, sorry."

"...Saki-chan, there are some things that even I, Aine, will never forgive you for!"

"Would you feel better if I apologized?" Xiangzi asked softly.

"No way!" Aine said.

. . . . . .

Look at those two idiots sprawled on the chairs.

Li Xi sighed.

I turned my head and looked at the light and at my own chest.

"If it's bigger, Ai Yin can scratch it; if it's smaller, Xiang Zi can scratch it. Why?"

"Lights! Aine's eyes are killing me!" Lixi exclaimed.

Although Ai Yin was lying weakly on the sofa, her eyes were practically popping out of her head, ready to pounce on the lamp.

"By the way, Lixi, what did you want to ask me?"

Xiangzi looked at Lixi, but was interrupted by the idiot Aine halfway through his question.

"Huh? Me? Is there something I want to ask?" Lixi looked at everyone.

If I ask directly now, won't everyone have the same doubts as me?

It would be bad if everyone started overthinking things.

Ok.

After mentally preparing a draft and repeatedly pondering it, Lixi looked up at Xiangzi and asked.

"Well, I have a friend."

"Of course, it wasn't me!"

Li Xi first confirmed that it wasn't him.

It was just everyone's gaze.

"It's really not me!"

My friend has a boyfriend.

"Now, a small problem has arisen. My friend is going to a very good school for further studies, but her boyfriend might not be able to go to such a good school with her, and they might even break up. Most likely, he will have to go out to work. I just want to ask, can the two of them continue?"

"They are very, very loving now, but I'm a little afraid that she might get hurt in the future."

"Although it's strange to ask Xiangzi, who doesn't have a boyfriend, I think that among all the people I know, Xiangzi is the only one who can give me a relatively accurate answer."

So, I wanted to ask.

Well, let's use the analogy of a band to describe the problem.

People's curiosity is directed at who, whether it's themselves, or someone they know who has a boyfriend, like Deng, Su Shi, or Ai Yin. They don't really care that what they're actually talking about is the band.

Well, I'm a genius.

Moreover, asking the question this way makes it less likely that Xiangzi will realize it's MYGO, thus preventing him from making an emotional statement.