Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis
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"What restaurant would use poop as a condiment? If a customer found out, they'd probably poop all over themselves!"
Finally he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Your restaurant."
"Dr. Nile said expressionlessly."
"Back when Bloody Restaurant used us as ingredients, the large intestine sashimi of the Descendants of Ra was a top-class dish, and the more filling it had, the more expensive it was."
"Okay, never mind."
Chapter 480 The Clues of the Round God Cult
"Xiaomei, go and get that brown box."
The Nile doctor shouted.
"Okay, doctor."
The cleaning lady brought a brown wooden box out of the inner room and brought it to the two of them.
"These are the items I prepared for you, three items in total."
The Nile doctor opened the box, which contained a cloth strip, a lighter, and a pack of cigarettes.
Liu Zheng first picked up the cloth strip. It felt rough to the touch and was yellowish in color, so it was probably made of linen.
Name: Jesus's Breastband
Type: Equipment
Quality: Excellent
"Effect: After use, the player's appearance will change to that of a flat-chested woman."
"Note: Judas, even if you obtain my body, you will not obtain my soul."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"what?"
He looked at the Nile doctor with a strange expression.
"Doctor, you're not going to use this to make Sesha both a father and a mother, are you?"
"How could that be? When I rescued Sesha, she was already a grown woman and didn't need this at all."
The Nile doctor shook his head.
"Besides, how can a mother have breasts that are neither good to look at nor good to use?"
"Okay, so where did this come from?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"A patient had no money, so it was used to pay for medical expenses."
"That's what the Nile doctor said."
Although banknotes are still more useful in the Metropolis, supernatural items are also a form of hard currency, so using them to pay for medical expenses is not unacceptable.
"You probably wouldn't accept everything, would you?"
He discovered blind spots.
However, I won't just pick out three items for him anymore.
"Of course, it has to be either practical or interesting. This one is interesting."
The Nile doctor nodded.
"Your sense of humor and mine seem to be quite different."
Liu Zheng squinted and said.
"So you have no sense of humor."
"The Nile doctor said disdainfully."
"Yes, you're right."
He shrugged and picked up the second item.
A black and gold pulley lighter with a string of unfamiliar letters engraved on it; it looked luxurious and elegant, with a high degree of artistic merit.
Name: The Cunning Lighter
Type: Item
Quality: Excellent
"Effect: Can be used an unlimited number of times. Each time it is lit, there is a 50% chance of it igniting and a 50% chance of it exploding (the lighter itself will not be damaged)."
"Note: I told you not to play with fire, now you've burned yourself."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"It wasn't just self-immolation, it was a complete self-destruction."
Liu Zheng shook his head and looked at the third item.
A pack of hard-pack cigarettes, the packaging featuring a green-faced man in an orange suit with an exaggerated expression.
Why does it look so familiar?
He scratched his head and looked at the product description.
Name: The Unpredictable Cigarette
Type: Item
Quality: Excellent
"Effect: Can be used an unlimited number of times, but the flavor of the cigarette drawn each time is random and there is a chance of producing a negative effect."
Note: I've already said smoking is harmful to your health, why are you still smoking?
"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"
"I'm riding a horse!"
Liu Zheng looked at the lighter and then at the cigarettes. Why did the labels on these two items together seem so infuriating?
"These two things aren't a set, are they?"
he asked.
"That's right, these two items are belongings left to me by the same patient."
The Nile doctor nodded.
"Remains? You killed him?"
Liu Zheng asked suspiciously.
"fart!"
The Nile doctor was furious.
"If you dare to insult my medical skills again, you'll have to return everything I gave you before, with interest."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I'll never be so sarcastic again."
He quickly begged for mercy.
You're kidding, with interest on top of the principal? He can't even pay back the principal.
The "Grace of Ra" alone is worth an unknown amount of money.
"Hmph, only someone like you would dare to provoke me like this. Anyone else would be dead inside my belly by now."
"The Nile doctor said coldly."
"Doctor, have you noticed that ever since you went to the sewer, you've been using poop as an example much more often?"
Liu Zheng squinted and said.
"It's as if you're not one of them."
The Nile doctor retorted.
"Alas, there's no need to dwell on the past; life has already been full of trials and tribulations. So, how did that patient die?"
He changed the subject.
“He was almost dead when he came in. I gave him conservative treatment and let him live a comfortable life for a month.”
"That's what the Nile doctor said."
"Then why doesn't he go to the hospital?"
Liu Zheng asked.
No matter how high the hospital fees are, it's better than losing your life.
"I've been there, but the hospital couldn't guarantee they could cure me, and the treatment process was extremely painful."
"That's what the Nile doctor said."
"The hospital can't cure it, what kind of disease is so serious?"
he asked curiously.
"I don't know, and he won't say."
The Nile doctor shook his head.
"If you don't even know what the illness is, how did you treat it?"
"Who says you need to know the illness to get a treatment? Haven't you heard of a panacea?"
The Nile doctor looked at him with the eyes of someone looking at a frog at the bottom of a well.
"Moreover, he came to us of his own accord because the power of our Lord was just right to suppress his illness."
"I see."
Liu Zheng nodded.
It's true that being a priest has its advantages. Other doctors can only ask their senior brothers or masters for help, or at most their ancestral masters, while priests can directly invite gods to possess them.
"You must have charged a hefty sum for end-of-life care, right?"
He said, winking.
"I didn't make much money, but I got a guarantee."
"That's what the Nile doctor said."
"Can you tell me? If you can't, I won't ask anymore."
"Then why did you tell me? But I really can't tell you. That was my last trump card for the descendants of Ra. I hope we never have to use it."
"The Nile doctor sighed and said."
"I thought your last trump card was the sewers."
Liu Zheng said.
"Who says you can only have one trump card at the end? But the sewers really aren't a good place for the descendants of Ra to live."
"The Nile doctor complained."
“Not only is the environment harsh, but my connection with my Lord has also been greatly weakened. For a priest, this is as painful as having only one bar of cell phone signal.”
"No way, the evil god behind that black goat cub last time even forcibly descended into the sewers."
Ra is a chief god in a pantheon, surely he shouldn't be this bad?
“You said it yourself, it came forcibly. Sesha and I will be living in the sewers from now on, how could we possibly anger it?”
"Moreover, my lord was indeed seriously injured in the last war of the gods, otherwise he would not have been able to watch the descendants of Ra in Metropolis wither away."
The Nile doctor explained.
So what exactly is the War of the Gods?
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