Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis

The fact that Liu Zheng used his underwear, which was soaked with his own fluids, to wipe his body felt a little strange no matter how you looked at it.

While it is true that samurai had a tradition of keeping pageboys, Ichiha certainly did not have such a hobby.

Moreover, strictly speaking, he is now considered an object.

Whether Liu Zheng's behavior constitutes fetishism or homosexuality is an overly complex question, even for a samurai.

"Don't be so ungrateful. Who do you think these are? These are the underwear of a legendary figure. Forget about using them to wipe your body, just being able to smell them from afar would be a blessing you've accumulated over eight lifetimes."

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"So you often take it out and smell it?"

Although it was just the sound coming from the microphone, you could completely imagine the expression on Samurai Ichiha's face just from his tone.

"No, this kind of treasure is meant to be used only in critical moments."

He shook his head.

If he takes it out too often, what if he accidentally uses it up? He'd be devastated in the break room.

"Your Excellency is indeed extraordinary."

Samurai Ichifa's tone carried a hint of awe.

"Don't say that. I'm just an ordinary employee."

Liu Zheng spoke modestly, but his face was full of pride.

"Ding!"

The notification sounded, and with a jolt, the elevator came to a stop.

"Ok?"

He frowned as he looked at the "6F" on the display screen.

"It is not convenient for me to interfere in the affairs between passengers. Please be careful."

After leaving a reminder, the samurai fell silent.

"Tch, he just got dressed and left, what a jerk."

Liu Zheng despised his disloyal behavior, then took out a butcher knife and a delivery slip.

If you can win an argument, use your words; if you can win a fight, use your knife; if you can't win an argument or a fight, use a delivery slip.

His move, combining offense, defense, and escape into a seamless, all-encompassing defense, already puts him in an invincible position from the outset.

As Liu Zheng stood ready, the elevator doors slowly opened.

A short girl with short hair in a single ponytail stood at the doorway, wearing a pink water robe (a commoner's garment similar to a hunting robe).

It was clear that she was extremely nervous, to the point that her entire body was tense.

When she saw someone in the elevator, she instinctively tried to run away, only stopping herself with the last shred of her sanity.

However, once the little girl saw Liu Zheng's face clearly, her tense body relaxed a bit.

There are many humanoid creatures in the metropolis, and it is not uncommon to see them even in places like the Hyakki Yagyō Bathhouse, which is dominated by demons and monsters.

But why would such a little girl ride in Samurai Ichibana's elevator?

You should know that this elevator represents anger and public morality.

Rather than anger, her emotion was more like fear.

The little girl glanced timidly at Liu Zheng, as if she wanted to say something, but immediately covered her mouth.

Then, she lowered her hands, clenching both of her little hands into fists, as if trying to cheer herself up.

"If you don't come in soon, the elevator doors will close."

Liu Zheng, unable to bear it any longer, said...

"Ah, you can talk!"

The little girl exclaimed.

"How novel! I can even bite!"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and sneered at her.

"ah!"

The little girl was so frightened that she covered her head with her hands and crouched down in fear.

But after waiting for a while, the expected attack did not occur.

"what?"

She carefully raised her head and found Liu Zhengzheng looking at her with a sly smile.

"With your size, how dare you bully girls?"

"That's what the little girl said angrily."

"Who says big guys can't bully girls? Bullying girls is so much fun! If it weren't for bullying girls, I wouldn't be this big."

His smile became even more smug.

"Hmph, you big bad guy."

The little girl pouted.

"The big bad guy is about to close the elevator doors, so hurry up and get in. You might run into the supervillain on the next one."

Liu Zheng said, leaning against the elevator door.

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The little girl hesitated for a few seconds, then gritted her teeth and stepped into the elevator.

"scare!"

He suddenly raised his hands, as if to pounce on her.

"what!"

The little girl was so frightened that she fell to the ground with a thud, her face turning deathly pale.

"Uh"

Looking at the water stains spreading on the floor and smelling the odor in the air, Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"No, you're such a scaredy-cat, you peed your pants already?"

He touched his nose and said.

"Wow!"

The little girl was already on the verge of a breakdown, and his words completely devastated her.

"You, you're bullying me, waah!"

She burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably.

"Hey, could the elevator go up a little slower?"

Liu Zheng asked loudly.

"Yes, sir. Would you like to pause the upward movement?"

"Issue asked the samurai."

Let's pause.

"As you wish."

After another jolt, the elevator came to a stop, and a malfunction indicator appeared on the display screen.

"Alright, stop crying. Can't I admit I'm one percent at fault?"

Looking at the little girl whose face was covered in tears and snot, Liu Zheng said with a headache.

"It's clearly all your fault."

The little girl said, sobbing.

"Wow, it can still talk, impressive, no wonder it's from the Metropolis."

He gave a thumbs up.

In real life, when people cry like this, they can't even breathe properly, let alone speak a complete sentence.

"How is it my fault? You really did pee. I was just telling the truth. You're just too easily overwhelmed."

He said this convincingly.

"Wow! You're bullying me!"

The little girl cried even louder.

"Stop crying, or I'll eat you up!"

Liu Zheng's head was throbbing with pain, so he threatened him.

"Are you going to eat me too?"

The little girl stopped crying, but her voice carried a hint of sadness.

"I won't eat you if you don't cry. I only eat crying children."

He said.

"Then I won't cry."

The little girl wiped her eyes with her sleeve, then used her hands to push herself up from the floor.

She moved very carefully, making sure her sleeves didn't get snot or urine stains.

Although Liu Zheng felt it wasn't very meaningful, since that area on his pants was still quite obvious.

"Your face changes pretty quickly."

Looking at the little girl whose expression was gradually calming down, he couldn't help but say something.

"What did you say?"

The little girl tilted her head.

"It's nothing, it's fine."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

Anyone who can survive in a metropolis must have some special skills, so the little girl's behavior was quite normal.

"Are you human?"

he asked.

Whether due to his strength or his status, Liu Zheng did not have the ability to distinguish between species like cattle and horses.

Yes. Are you one too?

The little girl looked at him expectantly.

“Basically.”

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and then said.

Even with the suppression of Red Ghost, his human content should still be above 50%.

In a metropolis like this, a population density of 50% is already considered very high.

"So you were also arrested and brought in?"

"The little girl asked."

"No, I applied for the job myself, and I even got it through connections."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

"Okay, I thought you were like me."

The little girl said disappointedly.

"Were you arrested and brought here?"