Hell Game: Starting from Metropolis

"Da da da~"

The light sound of horses' hooves came from afar.

The old cowboy pulled on the reins, and the skinny brown horse stopped in front of the two men.

Although the ox was far superior in size to the old horse, when it looked at the old horse, its eyes revealed a deep sense of fear.

"What are you doing at the cemetery?"

The old cowboy used the same opening line as always.

"Come to sweep the tomb, the tombstone number is 10086."

"The ox and horse said."

"Approved. Would you like to purchase a tomb-sweeping package?"

The old cowboy asked.

"Of course. By the way, sir, we saw a notice posted at the entrance. Is the information on it true?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"real."

The old cowboy nodded.

"So, would you recommend buying it directly, or following the instructions on the notice?"

"Ok?"

The old cowboy lowered his head slightly, focusing his gaze on him.

"After all, you are the manager here, so we definitely need to hear your advice on how to buy the most suitable package."

he said with a smile.

According to Liu Zheng's experience, the managers of these landmarks and the landmarks themselves are not entirely one entity.

If the driver's guess is correct, then either the cemetery itself is unwilling to do promotions, or the old cowboy is unwilling to do promotions.

In the short term, it is more beneficial to maintain a good relationship with the management than to build a landmark.

"Since you understand the notice, then follow it. But since there's a discount, you can buy a little more."

The old cowboy pondered for a moment and then said...

"Understood, then we'll have a Grade B tomb-sweeping package."

Liu Zheng said.

"The original price of the B-level tomb-sweeping package was 100,000, but it's now 68,000 after the discount. Anything else you'd like?"

The old cowboy asked.

"I also want twenty buckets of underworld milk."

"Hmm? Who's it for?"

The old cowboy asked.

"For the children."

After hesitating, he still revealed some information.

"I have an upgraded version of it, do you want it?"

"What upgraded version?"

he asked curiously.

"Hell Honey Yogurt is made from honey from dead bees and milk from cows in the underworld. It has a sweet and sour taste, a smooth texture, and is extremely nutritious, making it more suitable for the constitution of the deceased's baby."

The old cowboy recited the advertising slogan in a serious and methodical manner.

"Uh, how much is a bucket?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"One hundred thousand."

"Good guy!"

He gasped.

They added some honey and a fermenting agent and dared to increase the price tenfold. No wonder they're in the business of selling the dead; they're really ruthless.

"How much do you want to buy?"

The old cowboy asked.

"If it's Hades milk, we need to buy twenty buckets."

He specifically emphasized that it was Hades milk, just in case the old cowboy seized on the opportunity to forcefully sell it.

"If it's twenty barrels, I can give you a 20% discount, making it 1.6 million in total."

The old cowboy said.

"Um, I'm sorry, I don't have that much money on me."

Liu Zheng said cautiously.

"I do not have either."

Niu Ma immediately chimed in.

"You can pay by card."

The old cowboy took out a POS machine.

"I didn't bring my bank card."

The two said in unison.

The old cowboy held the POS machine and stared at the two of them, making their scalps tingle.

"Bring me another one of those coffins you brought last time. And yogurt, 90% off."

After a long while, the old cowboy spoke.

"Ah, I can't guarantee I can get it."

Liu Zheng said with a wry smile.

It was made from the bark of Lego trees, and he wasn't really sure if plane trees shed their bark.

"It's alright, I'm not in a hurry. But don't go near the cemetery again until you bring the coffin."

The old cowboy said.

"Okay."

After weighing the options, Liu Zheng had no choice but to agree.

Judging from their demeanor, the old cowboy probably wouldn't let them leave easily unless they bought yogurt.

After asking Red Pig for information about Bath Street, he probably won't need to visit the cemetery again anytime soon.

"money."

The old cowboy reached out his hand.

"Ahem, hey sir, I'm a little short on cash, could you lend me some?"

Liu Zheng scratched the back of his head and looked at the oxen and horses.

Even with a 90% discount, twenty barrels would still cost 200,000, plus the cost of the B-grade package, bringing the total to almost 300,000.

"???"

The oxen and horses stared wide-eyed.

"So you called me out not to make money, but to scam me? No, no, not a single penny."

It shook its big head frantically.

"If you don't invest, where will the returns come from? It's not like I'm not going to pay you back."

"Two hundred thousand, who knows if you can even pay it back?"

The ox and horse expressed their doubts.

"No need for 200,000, borrowing 100,000 will suffice. As for whether you can afford it, boss, others may not know my ability to make money, but don't you know it?"

Liu Zheng revealed a mysterious smile.

"Humph."

There's really no way for the cows and horses to refute it.

Leaving aside the smuggling business, the deal with Unlucky Coffee, and the final payment for the old vampire's inheritance, he has already received hundreds of thousands of dollars directly from helping Niu Ma.

The key point is that only eight days have passed.

"Damn it, besides my wife, you're the first person who can squeeze money out of me. If this deal falls through, I'll beat you to death."

As it grumbled and cursed, it opened its mouth and spat out a stack of money wrapped in a plastic bag.

One stack, two stacks, three stacks.

It vomited ten stacks, each stack containing ten thousand yuan, totaling one hundred thousand yuan.

"Hey bro, you don't have a hobby of folding money neatly, then taking it apart, and then folding it neatly again, do you?"

Liu Zheng squinted and said.

"How did you know? You didn't install surveillance cameras in the break room, did you?"

Niu Ma's big eyes were filled with shock.

Chapter 346 Ox and Horse: The First Time I Risked My Life for Someone Else, Only to Be Deceived in Return

"You spend all your time in the break room, so if anyone should install surveillance cameras, it's you who should install them."

Liu Zheng remained silent.

"Oh, that makes sense. How did you know?"

"Because I have many friends who are as poor as you."

he replied.

"Oh? Huh? You fucking think I'm poor? If you're so capable, then don't ask me for money."

The ox and horse reacted and roared in anger.

"Of course you should borrow money from the poor; it's not so easy to borrow money from the rich."

Liu Zheng chuckled and then picked up the money from the ground.

He then took out his own money to make up the total amount and handed it all over to the old cowboy.

"Thank you for your patronage."

The old cowboy first gave him a B-grade tomb-sweeping meal, and then gave him a cardboard box for holding eggs.

The only difference was that instead of eggs, the cardboard boxes contained yogurt bottles.

"this?"

Liu Zheng looked puzzled.

Didn't you say ten barrels? How did it become ten bottles?

"It's a concentrated version. After diluting it with water, it will be a full bottle. Be sure to drink it as soon as possible after dilution, otherwise it will spoil."

The old cowboy explained.

".OK."

He's too lazy to even complain about the amazing products in the metropolis.

Liu Zheng took the cardboard box, and the item description immediately popped up.

Name: Hell Honey Yogurt