Did someone tear off this guy's sphincter too?

Liu Zheng was speechless.

However, this river is not without its flaws.

A dung meteorite, about half the size of a basketball court, acted like a dam, blocking the torrent behind it and carving out a channel in the Milky Way.

Its flight speed was slower than that of the Milky Way, so the rapids behind it bypassed it and flowed into the rivers on both sides.

If he doesn't want to waste bombs, he can rush into the watershed and keep attacking the shit meteorite until the Milky Way passes by and then blow it up completely.

After looking at the three bomb icons on the screen, Liu Zheng decided to just blow them up.

He pressed the bomb button, and two lasers, several times thicker than the fighter jet itself, shot out from the nozzles.

Then, two ultra-thick laser beams swept forward in a crisscross pattern like whips, erasing the entire Milky Way like an eraser.

fierce!

It's even more powerful than the bombs in many of the shooting games Liu Zheng has played.

Some shooting games have bombs that are just oversized bullets, even worse than fully upgraded bullets, making them pure money-wasting machines.

Looking at the score statistics, eliminating this galaxy directly added 5000 points to his score, which is more than the combined score from the previous dung meteorite and the intestinal star belt.

It seems that choosing the third cheat was the right decision.

Filled with excitement, he continued piloting the fighter jet forward.

The first three enemies came one by one in order, probably to let him get familiar with the situation first.

However, if things go as expected, the next enemy will likely be the garbage meteor shower.

Sure enough, after flying forward for another minute, there was another unusual movement ahead.

This time, instead of those hemorrhoid planets excreting, it emerged directly from the distant darkness.

Countless different kinds of garbage are gathered together, yet they are clearly separated.

Because of their high speed, sparks were constantly being ejected from their surfaces.

These sparks were gathered together by an invisible force, forming a dazzling tail of flame.

It was more like a comet than a meteor shower.

The trash meteor shower quickly arrived in front of Liu Zheng and descended towards the fighter jet.

As the distance gradually closed, he could see what the trash looked like.

Inside were discarded furniture, rusty metal cans, broken appliances, and corpses of giants from different races.

In short, all the trash that Liu Zheng could imagine or couldn't imagine was in Meteor Shower.

Seeing this, he finally understood the fisherman's statement that "the sewers are a collection of all the toxic and harmful substances in the city."

Of course, meteor showers aren't all trash.

In the upper left corner of the meteor shower, Liu Zheng discovered a laser emitter that was identical to the one on his fighter jet.

He knew that it was the item that could upgrade bullets.

However, this bullet upgrade item is currently surrounded by a huge amount of trash. To pick it up, you either need to use superb driving skills to squeeze through the gaps in the trash, or you need to clear all the trash in front of it.

Liu Zheng stared ahead, deep in thought, and only made his decision when the meteor shower was just two camera angles away from him.

The laser whip shot out again, sweeping away the overwhelming amount of trash.

Although I don't know the exact ratio of bullet upgrade items to bomb items in this game, with cheat code 3, I won't lose too much.

We just need to keep one bomb as a backup.

He piloted his fighter jet and crashed it into the bullet upgrade item, which immediately split into two beams of light that attached to the fighter jet's laser emitter.

Liu Zheng tried pressing the fire button, and four laser beams shot out at once.

The change from two to four missiles has both advantages and disadvantages.

The advantage is that its power has doubled, making it easier to shatter dung meteorites.

The downside is that with two extra bullets, the damage output becomes harder to control.

What would normally be a meteorite that could be shattered by two or six shots will generate two extra lasers with four or eight shots.

It doesn't matter if you hit other things, but it's more troublesome when you hit the intestinal star belt.

Of course, overall, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

Liu Zheng couldn't possibly rely solely on bombs to get through; increasing firepower was still necessary.

He gathered his thoughts and looked straight ahead again.

We've already defeated all four types of enemies; next up will either be a boss or a mixed enemy lineup.

Neither way will it be as leisurely as before.

Putting aside the appearance of those planets, the game's graphics are quite realistic.

Liu Zheng looked around and really felt like he was piloting a space fighter.

Recalling the scene he saw in the planetary treasure chest, could these two be using the same technology?

Even so, such advanced technology has nothing to do with him.

He was just an ordinary new deliveryman.

The lone fighter jet continued forward in the silent space, and a full five minutes passed without any sign of the enemy.

Just as Liu Zheng suspected that there was a bug in the game, a piece of shit meteorite suddenly appeared right next to the fighter jet.

"Gan!"

He quickly pressed the launch button.

Four laser beams were fired in quick succession, hitting the target directly.

However, the dung meteorite only expanded and deformed; it did not crack.

Liu Zheng frantically pressed the fire button, and eight more lasers were fired at intervals, finally shattering the unexpected dung meteorite.

At this point, its protrusion was less than a meter away from the fighter jet.

The flying clumps of excrement slammed into the fighter jets with a loud clang, some even hitting Liu Zheng directly in the face, leaving him bruised and swollen.

Fortunately, he now has the bonus of the legendary vest, so these clumps of shit can't blow his head off.

Otherwise, if he were to be killed by a pile of excrement, he would truly wish he were dead.

Fortunately, he had just used the bullet upgrade item, otherwise Liu Zheng would have had to either use bombs or rely on his hand speed to maneuver, and his firepower would definitely not have been enough.

After finally dealing with that insidious shit meteorite, another bunch of shit meteorites spawned in the distance.

The number and size of this batch of feces meteorites were actually reduced by an order of magnitude compared to the last one.

However, Liu Zheng did not let his guard down in the slightest.

He carefully piloted the fighter jet, flying to the left because that's where the biggest pile of dung meteorites was.

He planned to deal with the big ones first, and then the small ones.

Just as Liu was about to press the launch button, a hemorrhoid planet on the left suddenly opened its doors and spewed out a star belt of intestines that wrapped around the fighter jet.

"I knew it, you old bastard."

Without hesitation, he steered the fighter jet toward the upper right.

Chapter 162 Reunion with the Fire Mage

The bright red intestines swam past Liu Zheng from behind, but he remained completely unmoved.

He didn't even bother to look at how many pieces of excrement were embedded in it, since he wouldn't get those points anyway.

Although Liu Zheng could use bombs to kill two birds with one stone, he felt it was unnecessary.

Leaving no room for maneuver would be too extreme, not his style.

He pressed the fire button and started blasting all the shit meteorites from the right.

After passing this wave, Liu Zheng passed three more waves in a row.

These are the super-large dung meteorite cluster, the double-running gut star belt, and the garbage meteor shower plus dung meteorites.

He used his last bomb in the Twin Star Belt wave.

It wasn't just because the two star belts blocked the space for the fighter jets to dodge, but also because there were too many dung meteorites on one of the star belts, densely packed like strawberries.

One bomb scored 6000 points for him, more than Xiang Yinhe.

Fortunately, during the third wave of the trash meteor shower, Liu Zheng found another bomb and a bullet upgrade item.

With the help of the third cheat, his bomb inventory was increased to two.

However, instead of using bombs, he simply let the remaining trash meteor shower and shit meteorites pass by.

Based on past experience with flying chickens, the BOSS level should be approaching soon.

Perhaps because he wasn't from the old Tongliao Zhengge Banner, as expected, nothing unexpected happened.

After a powerful entrance music performance, a dung meteorite the size of a small mountain crashed directly in front of the fighter jet.

Liu Zheng was prepared and immediately pulled back to the edge of the board.

The mountain of excrement quickly expanded and transformed into a giant of excrement.

Its shape is similar to Roshan, the neutral boss in Dota, but its appearance is much uglier.

The dung giant's left chest was a blazing power furnace, covered with a thick layer of hard dung shell.

It also wore a pair of hard shit boxing gloves on its hands and a hard shit helmet on its head, only revealing its eyes, which were made up of two giant, constantly wriggling maggots.

"They're really fully armed."

Liu Zheng sighed.

However, this also pointed out the dung giant's weakness to him.

Without hesitation, he fired a burst of bullets into the dung giant's chest.

Although the lasers fired by the fighter jets were not at true light speed, the slow-moving giant of dung had no time to react.

Four lasers, each twice as thick as the previous one, struck the hard chest armor directly, creating two small dents (because two lasers from the same firing tube hit the same spot).

Liu Zheng was overjoyed.

Although these two small pits can only be considered scraping, as long as they can cause damage, it's fine.

What he fears most is that the chest armor is completely invincible, and can only be damaged after the dung giant releases a certain move or enters a certain state, which would greatly increase the difficulty.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Liu Zheng pressed the fire button several more times, all of which hit the same area, causing a slight crack in the breastplate.

But then the dung giant finally reacted, using one arm to protect his chest and the other to fling a shower of dung meteorites at him.

Liu Zheng immediately turned his attention to the shower of dung meteorites and opened fire on them fiercely.

Although these bosses threw out a large number of excrement meteorites, they were quickly wiped out by the fighter jet's firepower, which had been enhanced twice.

However, this was only an appetizer.

The dung giant opened its huge mouth and took a deep breath.

An incredibly strong suction force pulled the fighter jet, causing it to involuntarily fly towards the dung giant's mouth.

Despite Liu Zheng's desperate attempts to move in the opposite direction, the fighter jet still managed to get within a third of the giant's field of vision.

"Wow!"

The dung giant let out a deafening vomiting sound, and a silvery river of excrement sprayed out of his mouth.

The Milky Way of Spirals spewed out by the BOSS was indeed different from ordinary Milky Ways of Spirals; it was wider at the front and narrower at the back, like a fishing net covering Liu Zheng.

Fishing net?

He was startled, then flew into a rage.

Could this damn boss have been designed by that old fisherman, Bitden?

Hmm, probably not. His own success rate is only 50%, so he probably wouldn't sabotage himself.

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