"Once you board this plane, everything around you will become gamified. Your mission is to pilot the plane, smash all obstacles along the way, until you complete the game."

"Of course, there's absolutely no flexibility. Each area will have a target score, and as long as you reach that target score, you'll pass."

"If you don't meet the requirements, you will be judged as having failed."

“Normally, losers are only punished, since it’s not easy for the sewers to find someone to do their work. But considering your situation, the sewers will probably just kill you.”

"How about it, are you confident?"

The fisherman asked.

"no!"

Liu Zheng answered crisply and decisively.

It's important for a person to know their own limitations. He likes airplane games, but he's not very good at them.

Let alone passing the level with one coin, he rarely passes it even with five coins.

Although he didn't know how difficult this "slapping poop" game was, Liu Zheng would never play it just because of the punishment.

The arcade owner only wanted his money, but the sewer owner wanted his life.

"Alright then, you'll have to go to the latrine then."

The fisherman did not insist.

Have you played this game?

"I've played it."

What's the win rate?

Liu Zheng asked.

"Fifty percent, I guess. They won't die if they fail, but the punishment won't be light. Otherwise, why do you think I would raise these kinds of fish?"

"I kicked the giant cleaner," the fisherman said.

"Why did it go crazy?"

he asked curiously.

"The sewers are full of toxic and harmful substances from all over the city. It's not unusual for someone to go crazy if they eat some random stuff."

The fisherman said calmly.

"Then why aren't you crazy?"

This old man eats, drinks, and relieves himself in the sewers.

How do you know I'm not crazy?

The fisherman countered with a question.

Liu Zheng did not answer; he had a gut feeling that continuing the conversation would lead to something bad.

Fortunately, the fisherman didn't seem inclined to continue the conversation.

"Since you don't want to fly, then prepare to be a fish."

The fisherman mentioned the giant cleaner fish, seemingly wanting to make some modifications.

"Wait a minute, if I get a perfect score, are there any extra rewards?"

Liu Zheng suddenly asked.

"Have."

"What is it?"

he asked.

"If it were before, it would probably be the ability to move quickly in the sewers, physical modification, fishing permits, or something like that."

"But this time its constipation is really serious. If you can pass the level with a perfect score, the reward should be upgraded to another level."

"Although it likes to throw tantrums, it's actually quite generous when it comes to spending money."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"Can I have it deliver a person to me?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Who?"

"Fire mage, or urban ranger, wandering master, man who rubs a bear's dick or something."

He said.

"Never heard of it. But if you can pass with a perfect score, I can help you make the connection. As long as he's in the sewer, there won't be any problem."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"He's very strong, at least as strong as you. That fart in the sewer last time, he was the one who blocked it."

Liu Zheng reminded him.

"If a dwarf blocks a giant's swallow with his own head, can he then rebel against the giant?"

"The power of the sewer system is beyond your imagination; what you see now is just the tip of the iceberg."

"Even the owner of your Bloody Restaurant would have a hard time getting out of the sewers unscathed."

"That's what the fisherman said."

Indeed, the last time the sewers went haywire, the whole city trembled. Si Xue probably isn't that powerful yet.

"So, besides the City Hall, the most amazing thing about the Metropolitan City Hall is its sewers?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"The City Hall is definitely the strongest, but the top players are actually all pretty much the same, including your Bloody Restaurant."

The fisherman shook his head.

"But you just said that no one can escape unscathed."

He carefully avoided saying the word "boss".

"Your boss only manages the Bloody Restaurant, but she isn't the Bloody Restaurant. The Bloody Restaurant has changed owners many times, yes."

The fisherman was talking when he suddenly stopped talking.

"Wow, that's impressive. Even in the sewers, it made me speechless."

he sneered.

"Do they all possess their own consciousness?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Some have it, some don't. I'm not entirely sure myself, it's just fragmented information I got from talking to the sewers."

"That's what the fisherman said."

Liu Zheng didn't know if what he said was true or false, but he knew the fisherman wouldn't tell him anything more.

"I made a decision."

he shouted.

"I don't want to eat shit anymore, I want to beat up flying chickens!"

There were too many orders on Saturday, so I'll probably update around 2 PM tomorrow.

Chapter 160 Firing the Cannon at the Hemorrhoids in the Sewers

"Are you sure? In your current state, let alone a perfect score, even passing will be difficult."

The fisherman reminded him.

"It's okay, I have a solution."

Liu Zheng said confidently.

"Let me make this clear from the start: if you really fail, the sewers might want to kill you, and I can't stop them. At most, I'll leave you with a whole corpse."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"Alright, stop dawdling and let's get started."

He said.

He only had four hours in total, and he also needed to leave time to communicate with the fire mage.

"Then get on the plane and I'll tell you the details."

The fisherman did not try to persuade him further.

Liu Zheng jumped onto the plane, and the plane didn't budge despite the huge impact.

But that's normal; a device that can lubricate and clean the sewers can't possibly be truly broken.

"Grip the steering wheel."

"That's what the fisherman said."

He gripped the steering wheel, and the scenery before him instantly changed.

Looking around, the gray walls and rusty, yellowed pipes were no longer visible, but an endless starry sky.

The ground beneath your feet is no longer a colorful pool of sewage, but a long running track.

"I won't go into the general gameplay, but I'll talk about some important things."

There are four types of enemies.

"One type is the 'shit meteorite,' which comes in various sizes and types, including soft and hard ones, as well as mutated elites. Just break it when you see it, and you'll get extra points."

"One type is the gut asteroid belt, which cannot be broken or bumped. However, it may contain dung meteorites. If you can break it without damaging the gut asteroid belt, you will get extra points. By the way, you can use bombs to blow up those dung meteorites without damaging the gut asteroid belt."

"One type is the Xiangyinhe (Soaring Galaxy), which is ineffective against ordinary bullets and can only be destroyed with bombs, so you need to conserve your bombs."

"The last type is the trash meteor shower, which has a very low probability of appearing. Breaking it can also earn you points."

"However, there will be props mixed in. Whether you risk eating them or not is up to you."

"These four types of enemies are all easy to identify by their appearance; you won't mistake them unless you're blind."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"Is there no boss?"

"Yes, but the number and type of BOSSes that appear each time are different, so there's no point in talking about them."

"If I had to say, the more a BOSS looks like poop, the higher its health; the more a BOSS looks like intestines, the fewer damage hit points it has; the more a BOSS looks like excrement, the more types of bullets it has; and the more a BOSS looks like garbage, the higher the frequency and the greater the number of bullets it fires."

The fisherman thought for a moment and said.

"remember."

"Just press the red button in the middle of the steering wheel, and the game will start."

"That's what the fisherman said."

"it is good."

Liu Zheng responded, but his next action was not to press the button, but to take out a golden finger.

Name: Goldfinger (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Perfect

"Effect: When used at the appropriate time, it can select one of three random plugins."

"Note: I am a disciple of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect and have never heard of the concept of game difficulty."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

He would take out this perfect-quality disposable item from time to time after he got it, but only to use it for intimidation.

But this time, he really intended to use it.

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