Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

"No, no, no, it's just a simple fitting. This isn't a formal wedding, there's no bridal chamber involved. Besides, I don't think weddings and bridal chambers should be linked together..."

If the wedding and the wedding night are closely linked, wouldn't it be like the couple spending a lot of time and energy, inviting a bunch of important guests, and then telling everyone, "Tonight we will have a deep and simple conversation"?

That would be too low-class.

While her mind was wandering, Fei Tu Hu Po winked at Bei Bei Xuan Ju: "You know it's me now... can we come in now?"

“No way.” Beifang Xuanju shook his head: “Even if it’s you, Amber, you can’t open this door… because there are no parking spaces left inside.”

"Huh? There are no parking spaces left?"

Although this seaside hotel is the oldest seaside hotel in Sapporo, it may not be the best seaside hotel in Sapporo.

First of all, there is no stable WIFI system. To connect your mobile phone or computer to the Internet, you have to carry the equipment around and find a place with a signal.

Even browsing the Uma Musume fan forum is a bit laggy... it's like you can't even get any fresh gossip.

Besides the network issues, the second reason is that when this seaside hotel was built, no one could have imagined that cars, such a novel and expensive means of transportation, would become a common household item... So, when the hotel was first built, the idea of ​​an underground parking garage was never even considered.

Prior to this, the seaside hotel was not very well-known, and there weren't many guests on vacation, so there was always a surplus of parking spaces.

Until recently, after Central Treson decided to hold its summer camp at this beach, parking spaces became scarce.

To this end, Central Tressen had previously opened a dedicated bus line between the seaside and the city center, in order to reduce the need for people to drive there...

"But I understand the shortage of parking spaces, but is there really not a single parking space available?" Fei Tu Hu Po blinked her peach-blossom-like eyes, trying to bluff her way out of the situation.

This tactic worked well on Kotobuki Toru, but on Hokuto Genko… he was completely unmoved, even giving Hitoko Amber a stern look: “Even if you’re the student council president, you can’t get special treatment! Besides, there really isn’t any parking available…”

“We were here on vacation a few days ago, but I saw that there were parking spaces.”

Northern Black Horse nodded: "There were some a few days ago, but not now... The materials and decorations for the Test of Courage event have filled those open spaces these past few days."

Hitotsu Amber was taken aback by the slow progress of the project. After all, even the World Expo pavilions representing Japan were dragging on and might not be fully completed by the end of the Expo.

But in Central Tressen, they just received the stamp and passed the event a few days ago, and the items have already been delivered today…

It seems everyone really wants to participate in the test of courage.

"Then... is it really necessary to set up a roadblock at such a distance to prevent people from entering?"

“Yes, judging from everyone’s enthusiasm, a few hundred meters of courage-testing competition is definitely not enough to satisfy everyone, so the distance needs to be lengthened, involving at least two hilltops, so that there will be a terrifying atmosphere.” Beibu Xuanju said logically.

"And I heard... that Super Creek is planning to use these five kilometers to compete with you, Amber."

Five kilometers?

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Chapter 480 The Challenge Arrives

"Five kilometers? Are there any horse racing tracks in the world that are five kilometers long?"

Fei Tu Hu Po rubbed her chin with her fingertips. Upon hearing this, she was taken aback at first, then clicked her tongue and said in surprise, "Eh, I've only heard Senior Xiao Li Mao mention this tactic once... I didn't expect Senior Super Xiao Xi to strike first and use this tactic."

Northern Black Steed tilted his head: "What tactics?"

"Cough cough."

Fei Tu Hu Po's gaze casually swept over the path behind the other person. "Xiao Bei, if you want to know, can we go in?"

“Look…” she pointed to the inside of the car, “These are all people I’m very close to, and now they’ve just parked us here. I’m losing face.”

"Losing face is unacceptable!" Beifang Xuanju stood with his hands on his hips, looking like a formidable fortress: "Amber, you yourself said that the student council nowadays has to follow the rules, especially during the summer training camp. There's no room for compromise! Even if you come in person, no one will agree! Unless it's a school shuttle bus, everyone must wait at least five kilometers away!"

Fei Tu Hu Po pondered for a long time, then said helplessly, "I've thought about it for a long time... but I still can't remember when I said that. Did I really say that?"

“You didn’t say it yourself, but it’s in the revised version of the Summer Camp Rules for Uma Musume Pretty Derby that you wrote, Amber.”

These words left Hitotsu Amber completely bewildered. She blinked and asked, "You mean, I also revised the summer camp rules?"

Northern Xuanju nodded vigorously, the bells at the ends of his hair jingling softly: "Isn't that the one Xingmu posted on the academy's forum a few days ago? Everyone thought it was very well written... It's brilliantly written, and it's even your notes, Amber!"

“Oh, I remember now.” Hitotsu Amber tapped her fingertips against her palm, her eyes suddenly lighting up. “This revised edition… Almond gave it to me and made me copy it. So it was for this? I thought Almond was punishing me for skipping class…”

Unexpectedly, Apricot had already optimized all the rules of the training camp, and then asked me to copy them down to strengthen my memory, and also managed to create a handwritten version of them.

This child is incredibly smart.

Northern Black Horse stared in astonishment: "Huh? So those rules that everyone regards as the golden rule weren't written by you, Amber?"

"I wrote it, but it wasn't what I thought..."

"That."

Northern Black Horse looked serious and asked in a low voice, "Amber, are you going to declare this reform invalid? But I reckon everyone in the academy will be fighting each other... the reformers and the conservatives, they might end up with shoes flying everywhere."

Fei Tu Hu Po shrugged, her tone slightly mocking, "That's not necessary... I'm not some incompetent old empress dowager! My dream is to become Liu Shan! What reform or not, what survival or not, come and eat peanuts, Prime Minister!"

Since it was Apricot Eyes who made the decision, Hitoko Amber would definitely follow it... Her every word and action revealed her support for this code of conduct that was nominally written by her.

So Hibiki Amber could only shrink back into the Maybach and spread her hands to everyone: "Well, according to my instructions... everyone may have to get out of the car."

"Haha, this is the first time someone has been slapped so hard by their own edict." Kotobuki Toru chuckled. "Alright, we all heard what Northern Black Horse said just now... I also checked the trainer staff group just now, and it said that we should find a parking lot nearby and then there will be a special shuttle bus to verify our identity and pick us up."

Qin Chui nodded in agreement and opened the door of the Maybach: "Actually, we don't even need to take the shuttle bus. Walking is fine too. Sitting in a Maybach for too long makes me feel like I'm having hallucinations of things that don't exist, like torrential rain, overpasses, Odin, and things like that..."

Hitotsu Amber didn't think she was hallucinating; she just felt that the electric massage seats in the Maybach were extremely comfortable, almost half as good as Kotobuki Toru's massage skills.

Recently, Hitotsu Kohaku has become increasingly reluctant to let Kotobuki Toru give her massages. In the past, Kotobuki Toru's massage skills were so good that he would film a video and post it online as an instructional video.

Recently... it has become possible to film these as instructional videos, but age verification is required when watching them.

Recently, Kotobuki Toru has completely lost control of his desires during massages and has not followed the professional ethics of a massage therapist... After relaxing Hitoko Amber's muscles, his hands immediately move to other places, and the following plot is the typical plot of an educational movie.

Beautiful girls, seduction techniques, masseuses, instant depravity... I can't say more.

After everyone got off the car, Northern Genko also called a shuttle bus for everyone. Everyone watched as the helicopter carried the hastily prepared Japanese-style broken torii gate and Chinese-style broken palanquin up to the top of the mountain.

"It doesn't look scary at all. How could this scare me? How could it scare everyone? I think the service club's Uma-chan is underestimating everyone..."

Northern Black Horse looked at the bright red object and made a nonchalant remark before turning the subject back to the planning of Super Stream. "Amber, the tactic you mentioned earlier meant... that Super Stream deliberately chose this five-kilometer distance to fully utilize her physical advantage?"

“Mmm.” Hibiki Amber nodded repeatedly. “Senior Little Chestnut Hat also suggested that I choose the shortest track possible! So that Senior Super Stream’s endurance advantage wouldn’t be able to be utilized.”

"Wow, this underhanded tactic of yours is really dirty. Is this what a dirty power struggle looks like?" Northern Black Horse subconsciously complained, "Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the other horse girls?"

Fei Tu Hu Po didn't care: "What's the big deal? History is only written by the victors. Besides, I've made plenty of jokes already... one more won't make a difference. But for Senior Sister Super Xiao Xi, such a gentle person with such a perfect image, to make such a request might really ruin her reputation in her later years."

"No, I've already thought of a reason..." At this moment, Kotobuki Toru raised his phone, "Just now, Super Creek took the initiative to declare war on you, Amber! On the forum."

"what?"

Hitoko Amber immediately opened the Uma Musume forum.

The post that Super Creek had just made was prominently displayed at the top of the forum's homepage.

[I admit it! On a normal track, I can't outrun Amber-chan! So I'm going to be reckless for once!]

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Chapter 481 Starting tomorrow, I'll take my girlfriend out for a walk.

"The Super Creek strategy has been released."

The sound of the zither being played caused a huge stir. Everyone present, including Ma Niang, immediately picked up their phones and opened the forum.

Meanwhile, Kotobuki and Hanae, who didn't have internal accounts but were eager to join in the fun, also gathered around Hishiko and looked at Hishiko's phone.

At this moment, Fei Tu Hu Po had already clicked into the post, which contained Super Xiao Xi's detailed comments.

[Super Bay: With retirement approaching, it's time to hand over the position of president of the Service Club... After much consideration, and given the current situation in Treson, Hibiki Amber is undoubtedly the best candidate.]

[Super Bay: Especially for our Service Department, Hitoko Amber has made indelible contributions so far. According to the statistics combining the East Merchant Reform and Kobayashi's adventure divination with the combination of East and West, since Hitoko Amber came to the Service Department, the proportion of "sensible" schoolgirls has nearly doubled. Her efforts are obvious to all.]

[Super Bay: Meanwhile, based on the internal meeting and voting results of the Service Department, Hibiki Amber successfully defeated the Golden Master, who received only 1 vote, with 419 votes...]

[Not producing original-quality masks: Huh? Who voted for me? You want to die, don't you... If I find out, I'll definitely not let you get away with it!]

[Golden Space Battleship: I don't know!]

Judging from the speed at which horse girls replied even before Super Creek's manifesto was finished, several horse girls from Treson should be keeping an eye on the forum right now.

[Super Bay: So, based on everyone's usual discussions and the voting results, Amber is the popular choice.]

[Little Chestnut Hat: I agree.]

[A huge shock: I agree too.]

[Super Bay: After watching the race between Hitoko and Oguri, I realized that I probably couldn't beat Hitoko on a regular track, but I didn't want to lose so easily... So I decided to invite Hitoko to run an extended track, a 5-kilometer seaside course!]

[Mayumi Express: 5000 meters? Interesting. I, a horse girl who's only good at short-distance races, would die if I heard that...]

[Super Bay: After all, my strengths as a racehorse girl are only in long-distance tracks. Racing against a promising junior like Hitoko Amber, I naturally want her to see my best side.]

[Lady: I ​​agree! This is perfect opportunity for Super Little Creek to help test the quality of the Scarlet Amber!]

【Gao Shang Jun Yi: @Fei Tu Hu Po】

[Justice Crab Type: Fight! I want to see rivers of blood!]

[Northern Black Steed: This was sent anonymously. I think Super Little Creek has a higher chance of winning.]

[Satomi Hikari: Nonsense, Hitomi-chan is a triple crown horse girl! Also, Kita, anonymity isn't something you can do like that.]

Posts fueling the fire immediately flooded in like a tidal wave, one after another, dominating the screen.

“Amber, I think you have a better chance of winning than Super Little Creek.”

Northern Xuanju put down his phone, looked up at Fei Tu Hu Po, his expression as calm as if the online comments supporting Super Xiao Xi hadn't been posted by her. "By the way, Hu Po, what's your take on this?"

What's your perspective?

Fei Tu Hu Po opened the input method, "Of course I'll accept... If I invite Super Xiao Xi to run a short-distance race, that would be like the story of Tian Ji's horse racing strategy, which is not a fair fight. But if Super Xiao Xi invites me to run a long-distance race, then it's just a normal friendly competition."

Fei Tu Hu Po said calmly, "After all, I'm quite good at long distances too."

After saying that, the girl typed with lightning speed, without any hesitation or delay. A few seconds later, a new reply appeared on the Uma Musume Tieba forum.

[AAA Scarlet Amber: Super Little Creek Senior! Let's have a race! You decide the time, Senior.]

The gold-plated ID instantly stood out among a bunch of white-on-black IDs. This wasn't a forum VIP membership; it was an exclusive certification for the legendary racehorse girl. To date, there are only a handful of such accounts in the entire Treson.

The only pity is that the corny nickname that Fei Tu Hu Po gave herself makes the pure gold text look like a gold-plated copper nugget; after a few AAAs, it instantly loses its style.

However, despite its rustic appearance, the gold content of the Scarlet Amber is genuine. The moment this touch of gold appeared, it successfully interrupted the process of everyone replying and gaining experience points.

The viral post immediately fell silent after Fei Tu Hu Po posted it, as if it had been frozen.

Even across a fiber optic network, Hitoko Amber could sense that countless racehorse girls on the other end of the network were holding their phones, holding their breath, and waiting for what would happen next.

Super Creek's reply came up very quickly.

[Super Bay: As the last vice president who hasn't handed over power to you yet, I think I can observe a little longer. If Amber successfully organizes this test of courage, then I can rest assured... So let's set our competition after the test of courage, so I can run a race in my special test of courage outfit.]

[AAA Hibiki Amber: It's settled then! I'll do even better than you, senior! Whether it's in the competition or in managing events!]

Without looking at the other girls' comments or trying to gain experience points, Hito Amber put down her phone after sending the message and smiled at everyone: "Looks like I'll be the student council president around August!"

Northern Black Horse gave a thumbs up: "As expected of Amber, you're really strong... But you just said that you're better than Super Little Creek in terms of management and competition skills, is that really possible?"

"You have to do it even if you can't!" Hitoko Amber exclaimed, then jumped into Kotobuki Toru's arms like a little swallow. "Toru! You can leave the event to Anme, but I'm counting on you to help me train! Make sure my stamina catches up with Super Koi-senpai's before the test of courage!"

"That's easy, let's practice... I'll get the car from home tomorrow and start walking you around..."

"What do you mean by 'walking me'? Am I a dog? There's no such thing as 'walking your girlfriend'!!"

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