Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

"Sigh... If only TouTou could temporarily lose her desires too."

"Huh? Miss Fei Tu, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly."

"Ah...it's nothing!"

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Chapter 453 Almond Eyes: Senior, let's launch a northern expedition!

In all other respects, the Kotobuki family maintained a low-key and reserved style. Even if they occasionally revealed some subtle clues, Hitokohaku, with her experience and discerning eye, would be completely unaware of them. However, there was one thing that Hitokohaku experienced firsthand—

A long time ago, Kotobuki Toru mentioned that her family's nutritional standards were always very high, and she ate particularly nourishing food from a young age, as her parents hoped their child would be strong and healthy. At the time, Hitoko Amber looked disdainful and said nonchalantly, "How good can the food be? Can it taste better than a 500 yen set meal?"

Now, Hitotsu Amber wishes she could beat up her past self and then grab her by the neck and shout—Never underestimate Kotobuki Toru!

In terms of physical fitness, although Kotobuki Toru has quite good muscle definition, he is definitely not as good as those dark-skinned sports students who exercise every day and whose minds are full of muscles.

However, this guy with slightly blond hair possessed another kind of powerful energy and recovery ability... which was far superior to those dark-skinned athletes who trained to the point of exhaustion.

Fei Tu Hu Po knew all too well that after men unleashed their true nature, they would fall into a state of wanting to retreat into the earth and become a Buddha for a period of time. This state also had a rather elegant name - Sage Mode.

This "wise man mode" is a protective mechanism that allows men to calm down instantly, balance their metabolism, restore their strength, and replenish their "ammunition" during this period, thus preventing sudden death due to excessive physical exertion.

But Kotobuki Toru doesn't seem to have this kind of state... wave after wave, like a zero-second reload cheat in a shooting game, with extremely fast recovery and reload speeds.

It is said that being able to stay up all night, recover quickly, and be full of energy at all times is a very precious talent, and Kotobuki Toru has such a talent... Having this talent is not enough, those delicacies and rare herbs have given Kotobuki Toru a very strong energy reserve.

You could say that Kotobuki Toru is like a rocket fully fueled, always ready to face the sky and soar into the heavens.

As for Hitoko, an astronaut, she has already sent her consciousness into outer space more than once...

"Sigh, this brand-new body... it's really messing things up for me." Hito Amber sighed softly, rubbing her shoulders that were a little sore from being pulled by Kotobuki. "But at least I can finally have a vacation!"

"Senior, the work isn't finished yet, so you can't rest now." As soon as Hitotsu Amber finished speaking, a voice with almond-shaped eyes, like a ghostly figure begging for your life, rang in Hitotsu Amber's ear.

These words startled Fei Tu Hu Po so much that she trembled all over: "Oh, almond eyes."

Today, Almond Eyes changed into a conservative yet exquisite one-piece swimsuit and stood beside Hitoko Amber, asking, "Senior, did you enjoy running the marathon? You haven't replied to me for the past few days."

"I'm happy, but also very tired." Hitoko Amber replied perfunctorily, then looked at Almond with some fear: "Eh, I just arrived in Almond and you've already found me... Is there some work you need me to do? Oh dear."

Xingmu shook her head slightly: "After you authorized me to sign a few days ago, senior... I've taken care of most things, and so far, everyone's feedback has been quite good."

It must be said that perfectionists are the most suitable to be "enslaved." Other employees often only complete their work to the bare minimum, but perfectionists like Xingmu always pursue the ultimate, even when dealing with the simplest tasks...

This made things much easier for Scarlet Amber.

"Peace of mind desu."

Hitotsu Amber immediately hugged Almond Eyes happily, "Hehe, for the next three months... I can finally enjoy life to the fullest!"

"Huh? Enjoying life? Senior, isn't that what you call 'slacking off'?"

Almond-eyed looked up and slammed her hand on the table in front of Hitotsu Amber. “Since you invited me to be your assistant, senior… I feel it’s my responsibility to push you forward!”

Fei Tu Hu Po looked at Almond Eyes and tilted her head in confusion: "I've already signed up for the Arc de Triomphe competition, haven't I? I already have a direction and goal."

"I'm not talking about the race goal!" Almond-eyed tapped her fingertips rhythmically on the table, her gaze passing over Hitoko Amber's shoulder to the crystal-clear glass wall behind Hitoko Amber, or more precisely, to the racehorse girls coming and going outside the window.

Following the gaze of the almond-shaped eyes, Fei Tu Hu Po exclaimed, "Trexon, it's really lively here."

"It's lively, but sometimes it's also chaotic! When I look at documents, I often find that several departments have different opinions, and in the end, the proposal is abandoned."

"The world, after a long period of division, tends to unite; after a long period of unity, tends to divide. Therefore, Central Treson now needs a student council president! A president who can unify the world!"

His almond-shaped eyes continued to drift into the distance, as if he were pondering the general trend of the world. He was just missing a feather fan, a silk turban, or a four-wheeled carriage. He had the air of a strategist offering advice.

Hearing what Apricot Eyes said, and considering all that she had said before, Hei-Tu-Hua-Po naturally understood that the "student council president who would unify the world" that Apricot Eyes was talking about must be herself.

"So, Almond, what do you think we should do now?"

"Senior Amber, you should be strong enough now, right? In that case, let's launch the Northern Expedition! Let's wage war against Senior Little Chestnut Hat! Let's wage war against Senior Super Little Creek! Let's wage war against Senior Great Shock!"

"Huh? Is it that violent? It's directly declaring war on everyone?" Hibiki Amber looked around, afraid that the other racehorse girls nearby might overhear this almond-eyed, war-crazed woman's words.

Fortunately, the hotel lobby was sparsely populated at the moment. Most of the female horses had gone to the beach to play and frolic. Only a few trainers who were on duty in the lobby due to their work schedules had pleasant smiles on their faces.

Fei Tu Hu Po breathed a sigh of relief: "I remember that after the Empress Dowager Qi Xuan, it seemed like she lost quite badly..."

"But you can't back down, senior."

Almond-shaped eyes snorted, but the calm expression on her face showed that she was not particularly surprised by Fei Tu Hu Po's answer.

Today's almond-shaped eyes are well-prepared!

Just as Hitotsu Amber was still trying to predict what Almond would say next, Almond shuffled to the snack bar prepared by the hotel in her sandals. Her little hand reached past the wagashi, cheese, and egg tarts and went straight for the toothpaste-shaped spicy wasabi in the corner.

"Almond-shaped eyes, what's wrong with you...?"

Hitotsu Amber looked at Almond Eyes with a puzzled expression, only to see Almond Eyes grab the wasabi sauce without hesitation and squeeze the bright green paste into his mouth with a "glug glug" sound, which almost made Hitotsu Amber faint.

Immediately afterwards, tears welled up in her almond-shaped eyes and streamed down her face.

"Waaaaah, Your Majesty... I, Xingmu, say that Senior Sister's business venture was only halfway done when she took a vacation. The world is now divided into three, Japan is exhausted, and this is truly a summer of critical survival..."

"Hey, hey, don't do that! And besides, forcibly inducing tears by eating wasabi, isn't that a bit like a heretical practice?"

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Chapter 454 The Memorial to the Throne - Central Teresen Version (Bounty 38)

"Since enrolling, I have been constantly worried, fearing that the student council would be left without anyone, thus tarnishing Tresson's reputation. Therefore, I enrolled in June and went deep into the student council... Now that the three champions have been decided and our strength is sufficient, I should lead my members to conquer Tresson in the north, revive the student council, and return to the office..."

"Senior Sister Gao Shangjunyi, Senior Sister Jifeng, and others are all virtuous and honest, with loyal and pure intentions..."

"Wait a minute, where's the lady?"

"Hehehe, woo-woo—" Almond-eyed trembled on the spot, twitched a few times, and then continued to analyze: "I think the noblewoman senior is not a good person. With her personality, even if she gives advice, it will be a violent operation like cutting open the skull to extract the saliva. If she has a headache, she will cut off her head; if she has a foot ache, she will saw off her foot. It will not benefit anyone. By the way, which line did I just recite?"

“These are all honest and kind, with loyal and pure intentions.”

Hitotsu Amber never imagined that Almond's obsessive-compulsive disorder and perfectionist complex had become so severe.

To imitate Zhuge Liang's recitation of the "Memorial to the Throne" in Chinese literature, one would expect that simply reciting it with emotion would be the greatest respect for Prime Minister Zhuge... But this child not only wanted to recite it with emotion, but also insisted on doing his best to recreate the touching scene of Prime Minister Zhuge "weeping and speechless" when he wrote the memorial.

But this scene is not so easy to recreate. Even if he really wanted to push Hitotsu Amber to "Northern Expedition" against Treson, challenge the three student council presidents, and launch a full-scale war against everyone, at this moment, Almond's feelings and unwillingness were not even one ten-thousandth of Zhuge Liang's.

Even if you want to cry, it's not that simple, let alone crying in a genuine way, crying with pain and sorrow—that's even harder...

But that's why we say that horse girls are the most creative and most reckless creatures in the world, right?

In order to cry smoothly, Almond-eyed decided to do something drastic to herself by pouring spicy wasabi into her mouth.

It's important to know that wasabi is among the top ten most irritating foods in the spectrum of edible substances. What's even more frightening is that the chemicals in wasabi don't just affect the taste buds; they can also travel down the nasal mucosa straight to the brain, causing people to sneeze and feel like their souls are leaving their bodies with lightning speed... bringing an unparalleled sense of stimulation and intoxication.

Even a tiny particle the size of a soybean can cause ordinary people to tear up, sneeze uncontrollably, and have a runny nose if they ingest it. If too much is ingested at once, it could even trigger sudden illnesses such as sudden death.

Almond's act of squeezing wasabi directly into her mouth is suicidal. If Almond weren't a horse girl with exceptionally strong physical attributes and a much higher tolerance for spiciness and pain than humans, what Hitoko Amber would see right now wouldn't be Almond weeping and reciting Teresen's version of the "Memorial to the Throne," but rather a corpse exuding a spicy aroma.

But now look at that beautiful little face with almond-shaped eyes twisted and contorted, the tears and sweat hanging on the tip of the girl's nose, and the tail behind her that sways wildly and irregularly like a crashed helicopter...

Fei Tu Hu Po felt that almond-shaped eyes were worse off than dead, as they were not much different from a moving corpse.

"I was originally a commoner... tilling the fields in Hokkaido, barely surviving in this chaotic world, only hoping to gain some fame among the lords... Waaah, no, this has nothing to do with you, senior. I got into university through my own hard work..."

Under the influence of the spicy wasabi, Xingmu was indeed in a state of "incoherent speech." While reciting, she subconsciously wiped her face, her hands covered in tears and snot.

"Senior, you didn't consider my lowly status and took the initiative to come to me, consulting me about the student council... I was deeply grateful and thus pledged my service to you... But now the time has come, Senior, you must declare war as soon as possible and quell the student council's rebellion..."

Seeing Xingmu's tearful face, Fei Tu Hu Po was really afraid that the girl would die on the spot. However, this Trason version of "Memorial to the Throne" was full of sincerity - especially the line "restoring the Han Dynasty" inexplicably hit her excitement point.

For some reason, Fei Tu Hu Po would get extremely excited whenever she heard topics like restoring the Han Dynasty, reviving the Treson dynasty, or even adopting or killing her adoptive father...

Although she has no chance of restoring the Han Dynasty, it seems that she still has a chance to unify the Japanese student council.

Besides, after the summer vacation, she will be going on a long journey overseas to France to attend the Arc de Triomphe...

Just by imagining it, you can tell that when the time comes, once the training intensity increases, you'll be so busy that you won't even know your own name. Where will you find the time and energy to fight against your seniors?

To be precise, she might have a chance to compete with Big Shock, since she's also going to participate in the Arc de Triomphe Award, but the chances of competing with Little Chestnut Hat and Super Creek are getting fewer and fewer...

To be honest, given how inseparable Oguri Hat and Kitahara Yuzuru are now, Oguri Hat might go on a honeymoon any day now. By the time her vacation ends, I might become something like Hitomi-san... At that time, even if I defeat Oguri Hat, I still won't be able to take the position of student council president.

Fei Tu Hu Po was weighing the pros and cons and the time involved. The urge in her almond-shaped eyes hadn't worn off yet, and she was still reciting the "Memorial to the Throne" (出师表), "If there are no words to promote virtue, then blame the slow playing of the zither to make the fault known. Senior sister should also make her own plans... Hmm, it's better not to make your own plans."

Fei Tu Hu Po chuckled and pulled out several tissues from the tissue box on the table next to her, handing them to Xing Mu: "How long have you been thinking about this 'Memorial to the Throne'? ... How come you even schemed against Tou Tou?"

"Thinking more is a good thing. If you think more beforehand, you won't have to worry about patching up the loopholes afterward."

Almond-shaped eyes reached out and took the paper from Hitotsu Amber. Her red, rabbit-like eyes stared intently at Hitotsu Amber, conveying a sense of "I won't wipe my face until you agree" and a kind of coercive tone.

As for Hitotsuko, she had already made up her mind. For herself and for Kotobuki Toru, the girl's tone was firm and resolute:

"I won't waste this summer vacation... In these few months, I will strive to become the student council president of Central Teresa!"

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Chapter 455 Swimsuit Procurement (5000 words)

"Ah, since you've agreed, Hitoko-senpai... now we should move on to the tactical analysis."

Upon hearing Hibiko's affirmative reply, Almond Eyes immediately wiped away her tears and began enthusiastically offering suggestions: "Speaking of tactics, I think you could bypass Oguri-chan and sign a 'non-aggression pact' with Great Shock. Then, while Oguri-chan is being intimate with her trainer and completely off guard, launch a lightning-fast attack!"

Fei Tu Hu Po nodded gently, taking Almond Eyes' words to heart. But as she listened, she felt a sense of déjà vu about this tactic…

Then, Almond continued, "After the surprise attack on Oguri Hat-senpai, and the swift takeover of the Student Council Secretariat, Hito-senpai, you now have an excellent springboard. With the Secretariat as your springboard, you can use the connections you've built up by distributing Service Club pamphlets to everyone to bypass the Service Club's formidable defenses and go straight for Super Koi-senpai."

"Finally... we tore up the non-aggression pact and declared war on Senior Oguri Hat!"

Almond Eyes counted on her fingers, helping Hito Amber plan what she needed to do during the raid: "By the way, senior, when you recapture Treson, don't forget to give a speech. I just noticed that this hotel has a beer hall... You can make your speech about your own struggles. Ma Niang loves to hear legendary stories from her seniors."

"At the end of your speech, just shout, 'Everyone, Treson shouldn't look like this!' I guarantee it will be a fantastic effect!"

At this moment, Hitotsu Amber finally understood the source of Almond Eyes' inspiration... She broke out in a cold sweat and quickly grabbed the girl's shoulder, interrupting her, "Wait, you were just talking about the Teacher's Guide, how did it suddenly turn into the rise of the demon?"

"It should be 'the rise of the student council president'... that's more like it!" Almond corrected Hibiki Amber's mistake. "How about it, senpai? If there are no problems, I'll help you draft a denunciation of the traitor..."

Fei Tu Hu Po's little brain naturally couldn't think of a better tactic than almond eyes, so she nodded in agreement: "Then, I'll trouble you."

"Okay!"

Almond-eyed stood up with great enthusiasm, ready to quickly throw herself into the Northern Expedition. After taking a few steps, she turned back to look at Hitotsu Amber: "By the way, Hitotsu-senpai... when I saw you come in, you were clutching your stomach... did you eat something bad? Or did you run too hard during the marathon?"

"Ah... well, not really. Running a marathon does really wear you out..."

Fei Tu Hu Po rubbed her stomach, or more precisely, her lower abdomen... She was indeed full there, but not from what she had eaten.

Almond-eyed pointed in a direction and said, "There's a Venus swimsuit shop nearby. Senior, you can go buy some clothes and relax in the sun."

Fei Tu Hu Po nodded: "Mmm... I haven't seen the sun for days, I must go out and get some sun today!"

"Huh? Senior, didn't you go to run a marathon? How come you haven't seen the sun for several days?"

"Uh... I, I'll go to my room to put my luggage away first!" Fei Tu Hu Po hurriedly dragged her suitcase and ran away.

After settling her luggage into her room, Hitotsu Kohaku dressed casually and went to find Kotobuki Toru, inviting him to buy swimwear and go to the beach together.

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Twenty minutes later, the two arrived side by side at the Venus Secret store's temporary clothing purchasing point near the seaside resort hotel.

This is a simple wooden house, not luxurious but understated and rustic, with a relaxed and relaxing feel for vacation.

A delivery truck loaded with various clothing items was parked not far away. Every now and then, Venus's sales assistants would run into the truck bed to look for inventory, and then jog to deliver it to the beach. Business seemed to be quite good.

Kotobuki glanced at the "Clearance Sale, 85% Off" sign in front of the Venus's Secret Door and teased Hitoko Amber beside her: "I was thinking you'd feel guilty about buying me a swimsuit... but I didn't expect you to come here on your own."