Why was I assigned to be a horse girl?

Chapter 232 You guys don't understand, girls don't grow hair under their arms.

Then, Hibiki Amber stood alone in the middle of the track's grassy area, swaying back and forth in a somewhat bored manner.

A chill ran through her chest and back, a sensation that was not unfamiliar to Fei Tu Hu Po. When she lived alone before, she used to enjoy going out shirtless in the summer, and in extreme cases, she had even gone out shirtless to pick up a package.

Although the cool and unrestrained comfort was still there, now, even that shameless self who didn't care about other people's opinions was starting to feel a little ashamed...

It seems that her instincts as a girl and a horse girl are gaining more and more traction lately.

However, it seemed that he was the only shy person in the entire room. The rest of them, whether they were fellow Uma Musume Girls Strike or Narcissus, the chief designer, all had extremely excited expressions.

As a human, and not exactly a very self-disciplined one at that, Kotobuki looked on with envy: "Hey, Kohaku's little belly is so pretty... so tight, so bulging, and she even has abs, even though she eats so much every time she eats."

Fei Tu Hu Po shyly reached down to cover her lower abdomen, revealing her skin and muscles: "No, don't look... Besides, the amount I eat is all to make up for the energy I expend during exercise! I've calculated it all! My current weight is still kept around 100 pounds!"

Qiangji asked in a devilish tone, "You said left and right, so let me ask you, let me ask you, is it left or right for 100 jin?"

"I refuse to answer this presumptuous question!"

"Anxious!"

Seeing that Hitotsu Amber was about to use the powerful claim of "noble and elegant friend" to teach Qiangji a lesson and loosen his skin, Narcissus stepped forward first and took the initiative to block Hitotsu Amber and Qiangji.

"I forbid you from causing a ruckus! This is a training ground, not a place for playing around!"

Seeing that Narcissus seemed to be speaking up for him, Qiangji immediately showed a touched expression, his little pearls almost falling off: "Waaah, Designer Nana..."

"Moreover, Little Amber, the final outfit you're wearing hasn't received the blessing of the three goddesses yet, and the design isn't finished... If you beat up Qiangji, the blood splattered on the clothes won't be clean."

Narcissus spoke in a serious and methodical manner, his face full of earnestness.

Qiang Ji's face darkened: "Designer Nana...you bastard!"

However, Narcissus completely ignored Qiangji's complaints, and his entire aura changed as he entered a mysterious state of flow.

"Come on, Amber! Give us a performance!"

"Huh?" Fei Tu Hu Po blinked, looked at her gorgeous final outfit, then at everyone else: "Now? Here? Do I have to do a backflip? And make me scream 'X' and 'Go here'?"

"I just want you to use your whirling dance steps to do a somersault on the spot. Of course, if you want to challenge yourself, you can also perform a backflip."

“Oh…” Fei Tu Hu Po nodded slightly. Following Narcissus’s instructions, she touched the ground with one foot and turned around in a charming and cute way. Her scattered fox tails, like jellyfish that had come back to life, gradually rose and swelled up, surrounding Fei Tu Hu Po’s tails like stars surrounding the moon, and then spread out like colorful ribbons in full bloom.

When Fei Tu Hu Po stopped, the scattered ribbons gathered up again and clung to Fei Tu Hu Po's legs, like a shy epiphyllum flower closing up into a bud.

The crowd cheered and applauded, praising Hitoshi Amber's skillful turn and applauding Narcissus and Kotobuki Toru's design.

Unexpectedly, this outfit not only looks great when it's still, but it truly shines when Hitotsu Amber moves.

It's not the kind of feature that's particularly erotic, but rather it truly captures the lively and alluring characteristics of a nine-tailed fox.

Narcissus tilted his head: "What do you all think?"

"It's great, Nana, your design is still top-notch."

"I agree with Strong Strike. This Decisive Strike set has no room for improvement! It's top-tier."

The two women who were watching the spectacle started showering Narcissus with compliments, while Kotobuki Toru, who was standing to the side, tilted his head and thought for a long time before saying, "Most of it is pretty good, but I think it's a bit of a shame that the back of this outfit isn't exposed. Also, although the hip line is very clear, it seems that the waist area, which is more important, isn't designed like that, making Hitoko's waist look a bit thick."

“Ah, yes, I feel the same way.” Narcissus clapped his hands, his confused and puzzled expression turning into one of realization. “It seems so…”

Narcissus then circled behind Higanbana, reached out and grabbed a large clump of her long, flowing hair, tossing it to the left and right. "This girl has so much hair, I never thought it would be a flaw..."

If a normal racehorse girl wore such a final outfit, she would let her hair down at the back of her head, with gaps between the strands, allowing the audience to see the horse girl's back clearly... At the same time, the horse girl's hair could also act as a beaded curtain or gauze curtain, partially obscuring her face, adding a touch of hazy sexiness to the horse girl.

However, the amount of hair on the Hibari Amber is so high, with thick and abundant hair. From a physical and biological point of view, the Hibari Amber has a healthy liver, strong kidneys, and sufficient lung energy, making it an absolutely healthy and energetic creature.

From a psychological perspective, this silly roe deer probably doesn't think or worry much normally... so its hair didn't fall out from overthinking, nor did it pull its hair out of deep thought when it was troubled.

"With so much hair, what do you eat to replenish all that protein?" Narcissus grabbed Hitotsu Amber's wrist and lifted it up, giving Hitotsu Amber's armpits a critical look. "Hey, not bad, you still remember to manage your body hair. Remember, when you wear this outfit, you must shave off all your body hair, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable for the audience to see."

Fei Tu Hu Po thought for a moment, "Hey... I've never had any hair growing under my arms, have I? It's always been like this, so I guess I don't need to worry about it, right?"

Narcissus immediately revealed a playful smile: "Your armpits, you've never had any hair? Well... that's fine."

Fei Tu Hu Po looked at Narcissus and immediately revealed an expression of showing off and sharing knowledge: "Nana, you don't understand. Girls are all like that."

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Chapter 233 We racehorse girls are just cleaner! (Bounty 28)

“Nana, you don’t understand. Girls are all like that,” Amber said to Narcissus with a smug look on her face.

"Huh?" Narcissus looked at her, lost in thought. What did Amber just say? Did she mention that all girls are like this?

Is this how it is everywhere?!

"Is that so?" Narcissus tilted his head and continued to ask tentatively, his tone both questioning and like a teacher in a classroom reminding their students, "Are you sure?" or "Do you really want to choose A?" hoping that their students would not go further down the wrong path.

But Amber completely failed to grasp Narcissus's meaning, and instead nodded to herself, saying, "Yes... it's probably because we horse girls are cleaner, and also because we are creatures created by the three goddesses, that we don't have as much trouble!"

"Yes, right? The three goddesses are that human-like?"

Qiangji raised his hand, trying to correct Hitoko's common-sense mistake. He was also a racehorse girl, and her hair grew on time, just like most of Treisen's racehorse girls.

People usually appear clean, neat, and smooth, but that's just an appearance. In reality, as idols, they all pay great attention to their image and diligently manage it every day.

So... it's possible that Fei Tu Hu Po misunderstood. Among a group of trainees, a silly, talented trainee came along. As a result, this talented trainee simply assumed that everyone else was a talented trainee and easily revealed his secret.

This is what a genius is! This is a super genius!

"Sister Amber...actually..."

Just as Qiangji raised his hand, Kotobuki pressed it down hard. Kotobuki, always one to enjoy a good show, gave Qiangji a threatening look. Qiangji instantly deflated as if he had been severely injured, not daring to move an inch.

Although Qiangji has a devilish personality, she is also the one who understands best how to assess the situation and how to play it by ear. She only reveals her devilish side when facing opponents who seem easy to bully.

But Kotobuki? ...She's a ruthless character who'd actually hang herself up and whip herself!

Seeing that the attack had subsided, the well-informed Kotobuki also adopted the look of a curious student and asked the question that she cared about most, and that even Kotobuki Toru was also concerned about, "By the way, Kohaku, besides your hair, eyebrows, eyelashes and such, do you have any other noticeable body hair?"

That's right, Kotobuki Toru is also concerned about this issue... but it's a rather private matter for anyone. The fact that he, a grown man, is still standing here without being kicked out can only mean that Hitokohaku is too oblivious.

But this question was just too tempting for him, who had been single all this time. Even though it sounded impolite, he wanted to hear it. He suppressed his restless thoughts while nervously waiting for Fei Tu Hu Po's answer.

“That’s right!” Fei Tu Hu Po nodded gently. “Exactly! I don’t need to trim my leg hair or body hair anymore! It saves me so much trouble.”

Kotobuki Toru rubbed his nose. "Um, I have something to do. I need to use the restroom..."

"Hey? TouTou, what's wrong? Does your stomach hurt? Why is your back so sore?" Hitoko Amber immediately showed concern for Kotobuki Tou, who seemed unwell. "TouTou, are you alright? Do you want me to take you there? Just in case you slip out on the way or something."

"It's alright, it's alright, you guys continue chatting..."

Kotobuki Toru fled like the wind, leaving behind a bewildered Hitoko Amber looking helplessly at everyone, "Where were we talking about? What were you and Kyoku talking about, teacher?"

The teacher stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it in a cute way: "Hehehe, it's nothing, we were just discussing how you, Amber, are such a rare racehorse girl."

Hibiko Amber became proud again, "Rare? It seems so... It seems that chestnut hair like mine is indeed rare!"

Kotobuki laughed even harder. She didn't know if her younger brother was lucky or unlucky, but running away from home had allowed him to find such a top-notch racehorse girl!

His brain and IQ are top-notch, and his physique and looks... are also top-notch among top-notch!

General Fei Tu is truly a divine being!

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Kotobuki Toru said he was going to the bathroom, but he dawdled for a long time before coming back. When he returned, he was walking briskly and looked radiant, as if he had just had a pleasant and intense release.

"Sitting on the toilet for too long can cause hemorrhoids..."

Hitotsu Amber kindly reminded him, and then inexplicably received a glare from Kotobuki Toru.

Kotobuki stretched his muscles slightly, looked around with clear eyes, and asked, "Where were you guys talking about?"

Fei Tu Hu Po spread out her sleeves, which resembled goldfish fins, and steered the conversation back to the topic of the final outfit: "Let's talk about hair again. Nana said I have too much hair. What should I do now? Should I ask the hairdresser to cut some and thin it out?"

"I disagree!" To everyone's surprise, Kotobuki Toru was the first to stand up and object, speaking with righteous indignation and unwavering conviction: "Our bodies and hair are given to us by our parents, how can we just cut them off like that?"

Hitotsu Amber's voluminous hair is also a beautiful feature. When she walks, her long hair flows like water, incredibly silky, and it's so relaxing to look at... How could she just cut it off so casually?!

Narcissus also disagreed with Amber's casual approach to reducing her appearance. "Why cut your hair? Little Amber, is your mind so simple and crude? You just cut everything off at once?"

"Ah... what should we do then?" Fei Tu Hu Po humbly asked for advice, "Please enlighten me."

"It's simple, just tie your hair into two big pigtails, and add some styling, like fishtails, it will make you look more energetic."

"Ugh, tying hair? That's the most troublesome thing! And I'm not very good at it either."

“Let Qin Fukito help you.” Narcissus then turned his gaze to Qin Fukito: “You come here! Don’t tell me you don’t know how, I’ll teach you right here and now.”

"Ah...why me?"

"A racehorse girl in her winning outfit is a princess, but what princess does her own hair?"

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Bonus chapter is here!

I've already paid back 28 chapters! Just one more chapter and the previous bounty will be paid off, yay!

So I'm debating whether or not to open another one...

But the bounty is really grindy.

Chapter 234 Such a Blessing? (Bonus Chapter 29!)

"That's true... but I'm a trainer, you know."

Even if Hitotsu Amber is a princess, she's not a servant, is she? From childhood to adulthood, she's always been served by a butler.

"Tch, they've already fixed the hooves... and you're still bringing this up?" Narcissus curled his lip, looking at Qin Fukito with disdain: "You can't just call yourself a trainer when you're annoyed! Why don't you say that when you're playing with someone's feet?"

"Who played that? Don't insult the sanctity of our hoof trimmer profession!"

Qin Furuto's face flushed slightly. To prevent the incredibly noisy Narcissus from continuing to expose his past, he could only surrender with his hands raised and slowly walked behind Hitotsu Amber: "I'll help you tie the ponytail... but let me make this clear first! I can't guarantee the result, and I won't be responsible for any problems!"

"Tch, what an irresponsible man..." Narcissus grumbled at Kotobuki, then crossed his arms and began to direct, "First, part Amber's hair, following the hairline on the top of her head! Don't part it unevenly, with more hair on one side and less on the other."

"Understood." Kotobuki Toru nodded and did as instructed, reaching his arm into Hitoko's long hair behind her. However, he didn't quite get the distance right and accidentally touched Hitoko's smooth, snow-white back...

Having been exposed to the cold spring wind for so long, Kotobuki Toru's hands were already a bit colder than his body temperature. In addition, Hitsukohaku, being a racehorse girl, naturally had a high body temperature, so due to the temperature difference between the two, when Kotobuki Toru touched Hitsukohaku, Hitsukohaku let out a soft groan.

"Sorry, sorry..."

"No, it's okay."

Hitoko shook her head to indicate that she didn't care, but since she couldn't see Kotobuki Toru's movements, she felt completely lost, just like a blind person. It is said that blind people, without visual information to process, will increase their hearing and tactile perception several times over in order to ensure their safety. So Hitoko felt that her back was quite sensitive.

After gaining a general sense of distance, Kotobuki Toru lifted the long hair behind Hitoko Amber's back, revealing back muscles as smooth as jade. They were so fine that no pores or impurities could be seen. The indentation of the spine was like the ink brush of a god, drawing a smooth and flowing line from top to bottom. The abundant muscles were like the majestic mountains and ridges sculpted by a master craftsman, and the back was like a rushing river, flowing down continuously.

Finally, there's the most eye-catching element of Hitotsu Kohaku: the moon and the cushioning pad. The design of turning the skirt into leggings is simply a stroke of genius.

Narcissus even silently made gestures beside her, extending his fingertips into a hook shape, then performing a pulling motion, and finally pointing to Amber's lower back.

It seems to mean that the quick-release design is also available here; just pull it down.

After finishing his cryptic introduction, Narcissus continued, "If you tie your hair into pigtails... then Amber's back will be visible, right? That way, the beauty of little Amber's back will be revealed."

Kotobuki nodded. "In fact, when the racehorses are running on the track, most of the spectators are only seeing their backs... That's a good design."

When racehorses run, they do it to reduce wind resistance. Without disrupting their basic balance, they press their bodies as low as possible... They wish they could fly close to the ground, or return to the state of their ancient ancestors, moving forward on all fours.

And since the spectator seating is set up very high, when the audience looks down from above, all they can see are the backs of the racehorses, and of course, the cushions and tails behind them.

"Oh, I see." Narcissus thought for a moment and understood the meaning behind Kotobuki Toru's words. "Now that we have the back design, the Three Goddesses' review score should be higher, right? Please don't reject it... I don't want to revise the design anymore!"

Hitotsu Amber waited obediently for Kotobuki Toru to tie her hair, and asked, "I understand the blessing of the Three Goddesses... it's something like making clothes fit better, more durable, and less prone to getting dirty. So how exactly do I do it? If I want someone to do something, can I just take some yellow paper to the statue of the Three Goddesses, burn it, and then kowtow a few times?"

“You… that’s the way to worship and bribe the dead, isn’t it? But the Three Goddesses are still existing deities.” Narcissus shook his head. “However, you are right about one thing: asking the Three Goddesses for blessings to win is actually asking them for help. Gifts and benefits are definitely indispensable.”

"Huh? So snobbish? Just like me?"